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    Lightbulb Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!

    Examples:

    A:
    Why is the sky blue?

    B: Because I told it to
    Do wonder what the other side of your belly button looked like?

    C: No, I only poke at it.
    Why are Lara shorts so small?!


    ..and so on..


    Why do I have to start first?

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    Because u cant exactly Start second?

    Why do pull doors, push?

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    Because there're rectangular

    Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meemers View Post
    Because there're rectangular

    Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
    Yes, because they hate tea.

    Why do we have ten fingers???
    Disconnect and self destruct, one bullet at a time.

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    For each and every finger to have the pleasure to pick your nose.........

    If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meemers View Post
    For each and every finger to have the pleasure to pick your nose.........

    If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

    LMAO!

    Because maybe he's constipated!!!
    If the funny bone hurts so much when you hit it, then why is it so funny?!
    Disconnect and self destruct, one bullet at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trjunepearl View Post
    LMAO!

    Because maybe he's constipated!!!
    If the funny bone hurts so much when you hit it, then why is it so funny?!
    LOL! thats a tough one.... Erm..... because its hilarious when someone else does it!

    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

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    Only if it's the last tuesday of the month.

    If 4/5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean 1/5 people enjoy it?
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    HAHAHA!

    If they really want to.

    If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?

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    Yo mama!

    Should I have this rash on my lower back checked?
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    <GASPS!>

    Ew. <covers eyes>

    If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

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    Lol Here what I say to vegitarians:
    V: Ewww ur eatin meat!!! Your killing cows!!!!
    Me: Well at least we to the humane thing and kill it first, UR EATING THAT APPLE ALIVE!!!!!

    Vegitarian puts down apple and walks away slowly......



    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
    "It will never be our time Ororo." "What?"
    "Kid, I got boxers older than you."

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    It's Backwards Day... Everyday!
    What Really Matters Is Being Yourself, And If That Includes Slowly Killing Then Eating Every Boy At Your School, Well Than I Say Do It.

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    ^^^Oh, my questions run away...

    Where's my question run to?

    (Cool game, good for when I'm feeling random )

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    It's hidden somewhere in my room...

    But where?

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    In your portal to a parallel universe.

    Why dose 'Lara' start with 'L'?

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    Cause it doesnt start with an A.

    why is an roundabout round?

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    Cause Max's Question keeps running about.

    Why do people walk?
    What Really Matters Is Being Yourself, And If That Includes Slowly Killing Then Eating Every Boy At Your School, Well Than I Say Do It.

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    cause they don't crouch.

    why aint a snake a lizard?

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    because she can't be transformed into lizard

    why is my favorite color blue?

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    Cause the sea is sometimes green...

    Why is the dirt dirty?

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    Because it isn't clean :P

    Why are horror movies scary? :P
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    Cuz they don't try to be

    Why are Classic Lara's breasts so big?
    What Really Matters Is Being Yourself, And If That Includes Slowly Killing Then Eating Every Boy At Your School, Well Than I Say Do It.

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    Smile Funny game!

    A: Otherwise she wouldn't be able to make those long jumps. (nothing too dirty people! )

    Q: Why can't I fall off the planet if I jump really high?
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    Because....because...because the ants are clever lil' creatures

    Why black is black??
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