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    *Waves to Atheist* (good to see you back on the boards - you were away and then I was away for ages!!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lo View Post
    From here now we can progress to 'W' seeing as we've filled the gaps inbetween

    I applied to be a Waiter but I didn't have the patience
    U appears to have gone astray.

    So: I applied to be a cricket Umpire but failed to bowl the interviewer over.

    and X

    I applied to play the xylophone in the orchestra - but they said I wasn't note-worthy.

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    I applied to be a Yoga instructor but had no students because their schedules weren't flexible.

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    I applied to be a Zebra impressionist but I didn't have enough stripes.

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    Cool

    I applied to be an arsonist... but the employer was in a flaming bad mood.

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    I applied to be a Belly Dancer, but there was no wiggle room.

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    I applied to be a Coffin bearer but it came to a dead end

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    I applied to be a dancer but just couldn't get the moves

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    I applied to be an Earthquake researcher but I was too shaken to attend the interview

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    I applied to be a Funeral Director, but I had to work the grave shift and it was a dead-end job.

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    I applied to be a gravitational pull specialist, but kept falling head over heels.

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    I applied to be a hostess for an aeroplane, but they told me I didn't have the legs for it.

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    I applied to be Institutionalised but nobody took me seriously and thought I was mad

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    I applied to be a juggler but, sadly, the interview was a total balls up.

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    I applied for a position with KFC, but I chickened out at the last minute

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    I applied to be a landlord, but wasn't religious.

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    I applied to be a Musician but was not in tune with the boss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phlip View Post
    I applied to be a landlord, but wasn't religious.
    Eh?

    I applied to be a neurosurgeon, but discovered I wasn't brainy enough

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    Big Grin

    I applied to be a nit-picker... but I couldn't scratch the surface of the job.

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    I applied to be an Oragami tutor but the job folded and I was served my papers.

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    Lightbulb

    Quote Originally Posted by Rai004 View Post
    Eh?

    I applied to be a neurosurgeon, but discovered I wasn't brainy enough
    I applied to be a landlord, (lord being another word for God) but wasn't religious.

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    I applied to be an Oragami tutor but the job folded and I was served my papers.
    lmfao thats a good pub joke, LO i;m gonna remember that one
    Do i have permission from the queen??? as in the board queen known as Lo?

    I wanted to be the next fatboy SLIM. I am slim but i i'm not fat, so ,lol thats that.

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    @ Paul.

    Permish granted! Just remember me in your will when you get unlimited free drinks from my jokes

    (Oh and we're on 'P' by the way!)

    I applied to be a Planer but it didn't go very smoothly and they tore strips off me

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    I applied to be a Quilt-Maker, but couldn't sew up the position.

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    I applied to be a rabbi but made a shalong of things
    "A kind of evolution on steroids then?"

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