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    Exclamation Zip and Allister's funny convos

    those 2 crack me up big time , anywhoo can you lot please post all/ your fave remarks between the loveable Zip and Allister

    i love the one in ( gahna?) OHHHHH thats where we put the temple

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    Hmm....

    Nepal - When Zip asks Lara to give Excalibur a swing, Alister says, "It's a priceless artifact, NOT A TOY!!!"

    There are others, but my mind is freezing up right now.

    But whenever Lara does her nutso gymnastics, Zip commments "Ohh, that looked painful!"
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    In the King's Arthur tomb level.
    Zip: Hey Alister, why don't you go down and stand on that plate for her?
    Alister: Why don't you go down and hold that door open?

    and also

    Zip: Yeah, pipe down, Alister, or I won't let you sit in front we me anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminatorvs
    In the King's Arthur tomb level.
    Zip: Hey Alister, why don't you go down and stand on that plate for her?
    Alister: Why don't you go down and hold that door open?

    and also

    Zip: Yeah, pipe down, Alister, or I won't let you sit in front we me anymore.
    Oh yes those

    They talk so much, it's hard to remember...
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    Yup, they're fun for the major part of the game. Part of the reason I decided to transcript the whole game to a word document, whenever I read it I remember the expressions, the reactions, the humour. A great addition, I'd say.

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    re

    treeeble, can you send me to doc please

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    Treeble, May I have a copy please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminatorvs
    In the King's Arthur tomb level.
    Zip: Hey Alister, why don't you go down and stand on that plate for her?
    Alister: Why don't you go down and hold that door open?\
    LOL! I had forgotten about that!
    Alister:Narrowly escaping death again I see...
    In a tone as if he was commenting on the weather.

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    I enjoyed when one of them (I forget who was who now) was going on about how The Sword In The Stone and Excaliber are "TWO DIFFERENT SWORDS!"

    I was watching a quiz show the other day, and they asked for the name of the sword in the stone, and the contestant said "Excaliber", so, of course, I had to yell out "THEY'RE TWO DIFFERENT SWORDS!!!!" But, alas, the contestant's answer was considered correct.
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    It was considered correct? Poor Alister would've had a fit had he seen it (because it was him who kept ranting about the two different swords)...

    And another one...When Lara and Alister were talking about the similarities between King Arthur's story and the Tiwannaku Queen in Peru:

    Zip:So we are looking for whatever-the-hell-King-Arthur's-sword-was-called?
    Alister(sarcastically):It's called coincidence!
    Zip:Funny name for a sword...

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    Anyone interested in the file just drop me an email.

    treeble [at] msn.com

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    Muhaha!!

    TREEBLE's docs are gonna get famous!
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    Nah, nothing fantastic about them. I just enjoyed most of the conversations and thought it would be a nice idea to write them down. Turned out to be a rather long document.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TREEBLE
    Nah, nothing fantastic about them. I just enjoyed most of the conversations and thought it would be a nice idea to write them down. Turned out to be a rather long document.
    ..Nevertheless
    To be proud of virtue, is to poison yourself with the antidote

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    England's the finishing cinematic was really funny.
    "Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire!!!"

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    King Arthur's Tomb:

    Zip: Don't worry Lara I still got an eye on you, probably won't be able to hear each other to well when you're under water though...

    Lara: there is a god...

    Alister: ahahah

    Zip: Hey! I heard that !!

    lol, I liked that one ^^
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    Good work TREEBLE. You put a lot of time into that doc, didn't you?
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    Two days or so. Not much of a hassle, but the England level was quite difficult, with all that ancient English from the museum. It's very nice, however, to pick a line at random and remember fondly the moment it's spoken, so it was all worth it. Glad you guys liked it.

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    Great documend!Thanks!

    Alister:Are you all right?
    Lara:I decided to take the long way down instead...
    Zip:Shoulda told that to the forklift!

    And here are some from the Croft Manor (I don't have the game at hand so they're not very accurate,some of them):

    Lara:Stalking another girlfriend?
    Zip:I prefer to refer to myself as a guardian angel...

    Lara:Your parole officer called...
    Zip:Not funny,Lara.Not funny.

    Lara:The NSA keeps calling.
    Zip:I didn't do it!I was in Cleveland all weekend.ask my brother-in-law.

    Zip:Hey,Lara! Fire off some of this in the study while Alister's in there.He hates the smell of cordite.
    Lara:How sad...

    Zip:Try to throw your grapple in front of Alister a couple of times.It drives him nuts...
    Lara:Careful,Zip.I know what drives you nuts,too!

    Lara:when do you work out,Zip?
    Zip:Typing can be very strenuous...(it can,actually)

    Alister:You aren't going out,are you?
    Lara:Not when there are still so many dark places inside to explore...

    Alister:Your enthusiasm trully inspires me.
    Lara: Don't be sarcastic,Alister,it's dishonest!Hmpf!

    Alister:I can't help you get what you want in a less calamitous way?
    Lara:I didn't hear you offering to help me in any way at all,let alone a calamitous one!

    Alister:Are you sure one of these things won't bounce off and put a premature end to my short yet promising life?
    Lara:Empty cells,Alister.They literally bounce and fall to the floor(she didn't say that exactly but I don't remember).Besides,I promised you no repetition of that earlier incident(did she shoot him or something?That would be a funny story)!

    Alister:I asked Winston whether he could install a doorhandle but he didn't even bother...
    Lara:He probably thought it was a rhetorical question.I would have!

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    Thumbs Up

    Thanks for the document, TREEBLE. It's great to be able to read everything they say, and there were a few places where I missed the conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloody Angel of Darkness
    Great documend!Thanks!

    Alister:Are you all right?
    Lara:I decided to take the long way down instead...
    Zip:Shoulda told that to the forklift!

    And here are some from the Croft Manor (I don't have the game at hand so they're not very accurate,some of them):

    Lara:Stalking another girlfriend?
    Zip:I prefer to refer to myself as a guardian angel...

    Lara:Your parole officer called...
    Zip:Not funny,Lara.Not funny.

    Lara:The NSA heeps calling.
    Zip:I didn't do it!I was in Cleveland all weekend.ask my brother-in-law.

    Zip:Hey,Lara! Fire off some of this in the study while Alister's in there.He hates the smell of cordite.
    Lara:How sad...

    Zip:Try to throw your grapple in front of Alister a couple of times.It drives him nuts...
    Lara:Careful,Zip.I know what drives you nuts,too!

    Lara:when do you work out,Zip?
    Zip:Typing can be very strenuous...(it can,actually)

    Alister:You aren't going out,are you?
    Lara:Not when there are still so many dark places inside to explore...

    Alister:Your enthusiasm trully inspires me.
    Lara: Don't be sarcastic,Alister,it's dishonest!Hmpf!

    Alister:I can't help you get what you want in a less calamitous way?
    Lara:I didn't hear you offering to help me in any way at all,let alone a calamitous one!

    Alister:Are you sure one of these things won't bounce off and put a premature end to my short yet promising life?
    Lara:Empty cells,Alister.They literally bounce and fall to the floor(she didn't say that exactly but I don't remember).Besides,I promised you no repetition of that earlier incident(did she shoot him or something?That would be a funny story)!

    Alister:I asked Winston whether he could install a doorhandle but he didn't even bother...
    Lara:He probably thought it was a rhetorical question.I would have!
    LOL Those are soooooooooo funny!!!

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    Alister and Zip are great

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    i love them
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