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Thread: Shiver me timbers!

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    Big Grin Shiver me timbers!

    Ha Harrr,

    Why, it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day again!
    Get on deck at once ye blaggards!!



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    Smile reply

    Or we be making ya walk the plank,you landlubber!

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    Avast!

    A thread like this I was about to start!

    You'll walk the plank yer scurvy sea dog for beating me to it!

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    "Ahoy there".
    Good fun!
    This is a Interesting site too and the other of "Sea shanties".

    http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html
    http://www.contemplator.com/sea/index.html

    Did anyone one watch the two part series BBC2. About
    "Blackbeard the Pirate". It was very good actually.

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    Arrhhhh, James Purefoy watchin' be a good sport any a day

    Where be the Cap'in today?

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    AVAST!!! 'Ooo took me 'ook??

    I'va shivering timber in me aft and I just can reach it now.





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    Big Grin

    Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
    We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
    Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
    We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
    Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

    Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
    We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
    Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
    Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
    Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

    Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
    We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
    Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
    We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
    Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

    We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
    Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
    We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
    Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

    Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
    We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
    Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
    Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
    Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

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    Pass the rum me matey!

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    Ahoy ye land lubber scum. Wheres the rum?

    Shiver me timbers ya scurvy dogs.


    Thats better.
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    Hyarr Ho! and fair greetins!
    'Tis a foin day fer rum!

    An old cap'n an' his parrot were cast adrift in thar life dinghy after
    a partik'lar bad battle at sea. Whilst perusin' the stores of the dinghy, the cap'n chanced upon an ol' lamp.
    Remembrin' some old tales of genies and the like, he gived it a rub.
    Shiver me timbers if'n a genie didn't appear!
    The genie told the old cap'n that he could grants him one single wish and no more. The cap'n took no time at all to come up wi' his wish.
    "I wishes fer all the sea ter be turned to rum" The ol' cap'n commanded.
    "It is done" spaked the genie, and with a great clap o' his hands, the seas was turned ter rum.
    Then the cap'n's parrot tilted his head t'ords tha cap'n's ear and spoke:
    "Nice goin' cap'n! Now we gots ter piss in the boat"



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    ^ lol Capn



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    Arrr, I be roarin' at yer story Cap'n Skusting! I'll havin' to be repeatin' that to me hands back on deck!

    It's really been a year since the last one? I mean, 'blue barnacles, of course it has!' If'n there be no further business here, I'm back to the sea shanty, ye scurvy dogs!

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    Cool

    Anfäkta och regera, era landkrabbor!
    Which means... well... What Captain Haddock always says!
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    Big Grin

    Aye, me all time favourite pirate Captain Feathersword aka Paul Padd*ck

    Ahoy there me hearties!

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    What I find more hilarious - moreso than that picture - is the swearing filters attempt at filtering out his surname!

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    Arrrrr! I have the same trouble with Charles ens.

    And Van Dyke
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    That was a great story.

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    lol i did this kinda thing b4. but on a different website
    ( ''' ) <(='.'=)> ( ''' ) wuts new puddy cat!!

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