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Thread: Quiet

Quiet

  1. #26
    *Laughs*




    *Tapes "Kick me" to the back of twbms back*

  2. #27
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    *takes the sign of his back, changes it to "Kill me" and sticks it on Senor V2's back*

  3. #28
    Meh.

  4. #29
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    *Gets out his Dungeons & Dragons v3.5 Player's Handbook and reads it*
    *Muliclasses from Sorceror/Fighter to Sorceror/Fighter/Cleric*

    ...
    TURN UNDEAD!

    *watches as Senor v2 'dies' again*
    *Casts Magic Missile on twbms*

  5. #30
    *Chokeslam*

  6. #31
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    *Observes the fact that Senor v2 has alread died, twice, and the chokeslam could never possibly of happened*

  7. #32
    The deadman gives Chokeslams!


    *Tombstone*

  8. #33
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    *uses a spellbarrier to block the magic missle's*

    *Uses Color Strike to stun Arctic_wolf*

    *Uses Lightning Bolt on Arctic_Wolf*


    ps: have nice new years eve/day

  9. #34
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    *Checks player's guide*

    Aha, no Spellbarrier or colour strike or lightning! I win!

    *Jumps for joy, and just incase casts counterspells and Globe of Invincibilitly*

  10. #35
    *Casts Summonos Gyhronicus at Arctic_Wolf*

    *The amazing shapeshifter Ghyron appears and gives Arctic_Wolf a slap*

  11. #36
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    *The Ghyron facsimilie's slap glances off the globe of invincibility with a satisfying electrical noise.*

  12. #37
    Hah, I bet none of you can beat my Kung-Fu Monk from Neverwinter Nights!

    Behold and quake in fear! Watch as he takes out an army of Orcs, Goblins and Bugbears with just his fists! Watch in terror as he kicks the undead assess of the undead and drags whole dragons into hell! Wuhaaaaa!

    . . .

    Uh . . . Now, how do you play Dungeons and Dragons again?

  13. #38
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    Well first you get a character sheet and think about what type of character you want, insane yet superpowerful sorcerer? Studious Wizard? Greedy Rouge? Arse-Kicking supervillain? And then based on that you pick a race and class...

    *continues to ramble on about Dungeons and Dragons v3-v3.5 until even the unrestful dead have fallen asleep*

  14. #39
    Actually . . . I guess I'll just be the Dungeon Master! Okay, lemme' see here . . . Now you two magically disappear and logically reappear in the middle of the vast Tiaga of Russia and all the sudden, a senile old wizard starts beating you with his wooden staff and, uh . . . Canadian biker thugs come out of nowhere and start to, um . . . antagonize you with their clubs, chains and random profanities!

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