View Poll Results: What shall we name him, our savior

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  • Chandrich

    8 21.05%
  • Wilma

    9 23.68%
  • I say neither ( please make a suggestion)

    3 7.89%
  • This is blasphemy!

    18 47.37%

Thread: Under what name shall we worship the Sky-Goat?

Under what name shall we worship the Sky-Goat?

  1. #101
    Originally posted by L Croft
    lets not talk about football or rugby
    I just wanted to know if Chandrich is an football player. It would make everything make more sense to me in my little far-away land. I don't want to talk about football, just the Sky Goat.

  2. #102
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    Chandrich is not a football player. He is our Lord - The Sky Goat

  3. #103
    Okay. I was just starting to get confused as to the name's origin.

  4. #104
    Originally posted by MunkeeChum
    Wahay another to the list:

    Startopia
    Tomb Raider
    Timesplitters AND NOW Final Fantasy.

    Only about 3 times that many more to go
    You forgot Beach Life.

  5. #105
    Originally posted by Master_Ryan
    wow, this thread has been ALL OVER!
    The sky goat is omnipresent!

  6. #106
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    Originally posted by Ghyron
    You forgot Beach Life.
    Why yes i did. Good call.

  7. #107
    I hope the Sky Goat is spreading the goodness and not just "getting around". Someone please assure me that the Sky Goat's intentions are honourable.

  8. #108
    No...

    It's really a servant of the Dark Lord SPAM. Sad really.

  9. #109
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    I dont understand you heathens..

    The Sky-Goat is servant to no man, beast or Dark Lord.

    He is our savior.

    Repent. He will forgive.

  10. #110
    Originally posted by MunkeeChum
    I dont understand you heathens..

    The Sky-Goat is servant to no man, beast or Dark Lord.

    He is our savior.

    Repent. He will forgive.
    Yes, let them believe in their silly little Sky-Goat. In the end they will realize the only thing they propagate is SPAM itself.

  11. #111
    No, you've got it all wrong. SPAM comes from the great Lava Pig, Peter.

  12. #112
    Originally posted by Hand-E-Food
    No, you've got it all wrong. SPAM comes from the great Lava Pig, Peter.
    Ok, you're confusing us all now...

  13. #113
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    Ask not us why your confusion consumes you.

    Ask but yourself.

  14. #114
    Porcine Excruciating Terrifying Entity (alias Richards).

    That is PETER.

    It is also my real name!

    The Sky Goat is an evil, twisted being seeking only the death of StarTopia. It's offensive on the Forum has released a few StarTopians such as Exitium and even Creamy_Goodness from their shackles, though only Exitium has outwitted the Sky Goat through a forum name change, and so remained free.

    It would bury us all in Spam.

    It has corrupted a small group of otherwise blameless StarTopians (the fools think it's their own invention!) and will not stop until we realise that in fact it is the embodiment of SPAM and the death of the StarTopian community.

    Beware the Sky Goat, for it would be our doom.

    EDIT: The Sky Goat is neither He, She nor It. The Sky Goat is SPAM given free reign, and represents the demise of our people.

  15. #115
    Originally posted by Overmind
    Porcine Excruciating Terrifying Entity (alias Richards).

    That is PETER.

    It is also my real name!

    The Sky Goat is an evil, twisted being seeking only the death of StarTopia. It's offensive on the Forum has released a few StarTopians such as Exitium and even Creamy_Goodness from their shackles, though only Exitium has outwitted the Sky Goat through a forum name change, and so remained free.

    It would bury us all in Spam.

    It has corrupted a small group of otherwise blameless StarTopians (the fools think it's their own invention!) and will not stop until we realise that in fact it is the embodiment of SPAM and the death of the StarTopian community.

    Beware the Sky Goat, for it would be our doom.

    EDIT: The Sky Goat is neither He, She nor It. The Sky Goat is SPAM given free reign, and represents the demise of our people.
    Your not supposed to tell them that!

  16. #116
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    How can this be true?

    I am scared to say it, but has the SKy-Goat beem lying to us?

    Have I not been prophesising the good will of the Sky-Goat? Have I instead foretold the downfall of our forum?

    I must consult my elders.....

  17. #117
    Now look what you've gone and done. They might stop spamming now. Can you imagine how terrible that would be.

  18. #118
    I voted for "this is blasphemy" because a) I like goats, and b) I like the word "blasphemy". I mean, you've really got to wonder what a "phemy" is.

  19. #119
    Stop it, the lot of you! That's my God you're slandering there. A respect the Sky Goat. I worship the Sky Goat! I bathe in the warm glow of her cheese. I want to be one with the Sky Goat!

  20. #120
    Then be one with the Sky Goat, fool! The Sky Goat will consume your soul and turn you from Startopia forever! Oh yes, this devilish creature, this inciter of SPAM, this terrifying, evil creature is every bit willing to be one with you...
    At the cost of one of Startopia's residents!

    'Ware the Sky Goat! Beware!

  21. #121
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    Last night the SKy-Goat came to me.

    He revealed the truth. He unvieldthe darkenss and I saw the truth.

    He is not a minion Of the Dark Lord SPAM. The Sky-Goat and the SPAM Lord are in everlasting conflict!

    Chandrich protects us from SPAM! He cannot stop it all because the SPAM Lord is strong, and that is why you think The Sky-Goat is indeed a SPAM Lord.

    But please listen not to your cynacism. Let your eyes be opebed.

    BELIEVE IN THE SKY-GOAT MY CHILDREN!!!

    FOR HE BELIVES IN YOU!!!

  22. #122
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    In other words...BURN THE HEATHENS! BURN THEM I SAY!

    <Reaches for phone and rings the Angry-Mobs-Holding-Torches-and-Pitch-Forks 'R' Us Emporium, and orders the Deluexe package.>

  23. #123
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    Do they come complete with country accents?

  24. #124
    No. You have to get their accents separately. The default is a london accent.

  25. #125
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    Cockney is good, but I really want to splash out and get the the Country Bumpkin package.

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