Thread: Where have all the old forums gone?

Where have all the old forums gone?

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    Rolleyes Where have all the old forums gone?

    Where have all the old forums gone? The ld forums had some really good rpg's on them and where are they now hours of work goooooooonnnnne? I am sure you agree with me bring back the old topics?!?! I want them back where are they??????????????

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    Dead and buried my friend, dead and buried ..........

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    <Sunrise pats power booster on the shoulder>

    There, there, it's alright.

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    Meddling Grey Guest

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    Nope, still not convinced

    But maybe if you had a dancing man made of cheese singing a jingle........

    That would sell elixers

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    My NECROMANCY ELIXIR dealer such scum. I offered him 600e, the going rate, and he said "No. There's a human tax of 10%. We don't want no human zombies 'round here."
    And I said "Well, I've only got 600e."
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    And he said "Oh yeah!"
    And I said "Yeah."

    And then I walked off 'cos Z-Ray wanted 690e for the NECROMANCY ELIXIR and I was bluffing about having a ray gun.

    I hate my dealer.


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  7. #7
    Originally posted by Meddling Grey
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    Always read the small text. The elexir won´t work.

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    Originally posted by Hand-E-Food
    On another note: If anyone would like to contribute to the Raise An Army Of Zombies From Beyond And Conquer The Galaxy fund, your donations would be most appreciated. Please beam any loose energy by regestered nanowave to:

    Hand-E-Food
    Memau Enterprises Ltd.
    25x73y58z
    Sector Mu-Mu Mk Phi-Nu-23
    Milky Way
    Post Code: 3028


    And have a happy afterlife.
    What? Raising an evil army of zombies from beyond and conquering the galaxy with them is MY idea.

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    Well then get your act together or move over!

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    Grabs an envelope and scribbles somthing that looks more like this;

    Han-Food
    Msu Entreprises Ltd.
    35x23y28z
    sector Me-Me Mk Ph-Ni-33
    Wilky Way
    Post code: 2038

    Three days later...

    Han-Food excecutive:What's this?

    Secretary: Itt appears to be a donation of 5647782e

    Han-Food excecutive:Wohoo

    five days later bilboard and Han-Food shops start popping up all over the galaxy

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    hmmm, i see it here too, Ghyron is lossing his touch... i might have to change which person i'm following...

    <Sephiroth walks off with notebook in hand, following Hand-E-Food. Ghyron feels sad that he no longer has Sephiroth following him around taking notes on how to be evil>

    so zomb-ee's are evil, and taking over the world is evil, so taking over the world WITH zombies is.... evil squared.... yes, wonderfull, i love it!
    "does half-god phycho killer sephiroth know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?"
    "they have little brown swirls of blood, THEY MUST DIE TO NURIOUSH ME. well!? am i right kid!?!"
    "yes, of course sir, completely right"

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    Hand-E-Food pats his purring memau, Mr. Kittysworth. Mr. Kittysworth coughs up a small round object.

    That's it, Mr. Kittysworth. Keep those skrasher eggs coming. They'll never know what erupted from them.

    Muahahahahahahaha! Muahahahahahahaha! Muahahahahahahaha!
    Mr. Kittysworth! Stop clawing my pants! That's it, you can get down now.
    Muahahahahahahaha!

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    Big Grin I need some of that ELIXIR

    Where can I by it ? Where . Where . Where. I need NECROMANCY ELIXIR.

    Will it really bring back the old forums?

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    Not until they get an all dancing, all singing cheese man to advertise it........

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    I had a really good rpg!