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Ahoy

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    Ahoy

    Any you people heard from Maggie lately

    Theres been a lot of pyrates lookin for tha lass on the cyberseas lately

    Hope all is well

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    We're still celebrating her B-day

    It's been over a month now


    But hey, It's a good party! So im not complaining.

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    Big Grin

    She's been around, I think. If I recall correctly, she liked my Monday Face...

    http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies...pythoughts.gif

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    I can show off my teeth too ya know!



    Tada!

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    Big Grin

    As always, nice dental work, Defender.

    Here's my pearly whites...

    http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/cont...s/biglaugh.gif

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    Big Grin

    Hey Pikey!!! Good to see you again my ol' shipmate.

    I have not been doing much sailing lately, give my love to all the old crew members for me.

    where do you hang out while in port these days?

    Fair winds.

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    Find any treasures?

    takes out his big gun and prepares to mug Pike for his loot


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    Big Grin

    Treasure?

    ***Takes out an even bigger gun and prepares to rob Defender of the loot he stole from Pike***

    Sorry, buddy. I know we're pals and all, but I'm afraid greed has won me over.

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    waves his hands in a jedi mind trick fashion and says

    You don't need the gun, you want to go home and rethink your life.

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    Red Face (Embarrassed)

    Haha! You're puny powers are useless against--

    ***dazed***

    ***confused***

    I...I think I'll go home and rethink my life...http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/.../aktion015.gif

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    Big Grin Maggie

    It does me heart good to see an old shipmate like yersel



    Rest yer timbers me sweet matey

    Both Lord MacAlpin and Henry Morgan been asking me how ye is

    I tole em ye was down tha pub

    http://pmasters.homestead.com/files/pikey.gif

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    Treasure

    Alright

    Mr Defender an Rook

    I is gonna have ta swing yer lubber carcasses frem me yardarm

    Upside down, mind ye

    So all dem pretty pieces of eight come droppin to me deck

    Good Lord, look at all dat seagull droppins on me timbers

    I hereby enlists you two scallywags as swabs

    Wunst yer finished dere ye kin clean tha head

    An be quick about it

    http://goober1nut.homestead.com/file...cbmandlynx.jpg

    Me an Mags here gotta drink tha health of a dead monkey we wunst knew

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    I wouldnt be a very good cleaner for a sea ship

    If ya no what I mean ser. (ok. so im terrible in pirate lingo)

    sends Polly after Pike Masters

    Go Polly! He has crackers!! Get em!!!


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    Red Face (Embarrassed)

    Well, I...I.....

    {{{sigh}}}

    ***Rook grabs a mop, preferring manual labor over trying to compete in piratespeak***


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    Defender Hijacks a Romulan Warbird and goes to the pirate ship in an attempt to rescue her.

    <decloaking>

    Disruptors armed, surrender Rook or else!

    What? She's busy?? sigh. Fine. Tell her I'll be back tomorow..

    cloaks and leaves

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    Exclamation



    ***drops mop***

    Surrender? What for? I thought we were on the same side, Defender! Ooohh, you're not still mad coz I tried to pilfer your treasure, are ya?

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    Cut!!!!

    That was horrible.

    For this next scene, act it out like you are those deranged monkeys that were in Maggies sig.

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    Rook, you've got it all wrong. How can I make this look like what I meant..


    Surrender, Rook, or else! hmm..

    Give me rook and surrender, or else! thats a bit clearer right?

    I wanted them to "surrender" you (give you to me) or i would poke holes in their boat

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    Big Grin

    Originally posted by DKSM
    Cut!!!!

    That was horrible.

    For this next scene, act it out like you are those deranged monkeys that were in Maggies sig.
    I think I forgot about the deranged monkeys. Why don't you demonstrate, DKSM.

    Originally posted by mrdefender
    Give me rook and surrender, or else! thats a bit clearer right?

    I wanted them to "surrender" you (give you to me) or i would poke holes in their boat
    A bit clearer, yes. I'm just relieved that you're not mad about the whole treasure mishap. And, do me a favor, and go ahead and poke some holes in their boat anyway... I'll pay ya...

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    <presses the big red button marked "fire">

    Hmm..

    <incompatible microsoft version, please spend 3 days of your life downloading software that will make it blow up faster>.

    Damn it! I should've got the warranty!

    Oh well... Shields up! Give me ramming speed!


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    Big Grin

    LOL How about ludicrous speed!

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    Dont go into next week

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    Big Grin More stupid Spaceballs humor...

    They've gone plaid!


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    More stupid Spaceballs humor... #2

    The combination

    1.. 2... 3... 4... 5

    Or the part wherer the "emperor" (im going by starwars things) gets beamed to the control deck/bridge

    How about the virgin alert with C3P0's spoof

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    Big Grin

    Ah bless you Pikey.

    Oh thanks for the drink..(_) *cheers* . That darn monkey!!

    How is fat Billy Gannet these days?

    Hiya Dak!

    Rook, here are my crazy monkeys, they have spent many adays sailing around with me.

    http://www1.eboard.com/eboard/boards...MY_MONKEYS.gif

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