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Thread: ~QUEST~ Help Lara save Winston from the giant penguins of Bolivia

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    ~QUEST~ Help Lara save Winston from the giant penguins of Bolivia

    Ok for those who have never done this its basically an add on story. Just write yourself in. The only rule is that it doesn't end...unless we get too many posts and its closed.

    Dark One sits comforatably in Lara's mantion...alone staring at the clock. Suddenly, Lara enters in a fury.

    DO: Its about time I've been here for two hours

    LC: I was doing my hair

    DO: You missed a spot

    LC: Shut up and listen to me. I need your help.

    DO: Well, maybe if you pulled it back into that cute bun again you'd -

    LC: Not that! I need the crofteteers!

    DO: Well, that'll be hard since I don't know where any of them are. Well, I do know that some have been boiled alive in a big pot of Texas chilli by Louve and Monkey but that was years ago. Besides, your hair doesn't seem to be THAT bad.

    LC: Shut up! Winston has been kidnapped by giant Bolivian penguins and I'm going to need you and the Crofteteers to help get him back.

    DO: (jumping up) Well, why didn't you say so, there's not a second to lose. TO THE CROFT MOBILE!!

    Moments later both Lara and Dark One stand outside before an old rusted moped.

    LC: This is the Croftmobile?

    DO: Do you know how much insurence is these days?

    LC: Errrrrrr! Lets just walk.

    Just then, outside the gate a black Ferarri pulls up. The window rolls down revealing...

    SOMEBODY ELSE CONTINUE ON

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    Francesca Bartoli.

    LC - Do I know you?

    FB - You may know my Uncle. He owned an opera house in Venice. He's disappeared.

    LC - Why have you come to me?

    DO- Yeah, Lara's a busy woman and I know all about your uncle.

    LC - Let her finish.

    FB - My uncle disappeared from his home in Pisa three weeks ago.
    He had been planning a trip to Antarctica. For what I don't know.

    LC - Tell me more.....

    At that moment a helicopter, piloted by Cap'n Skusting lands and out steps...

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    ......a group of environmental activists.

    Group of Activists:

    Hi. We're here on behalf of Greenpeace's Save The Giant Bolivian Penguins campaign, and-

    LC: What happened to the whales?

    GEA: That's not our area....

    DO: How about the 'Save the Dark One' campaign?

    (LC rolls her eyes in disgust)

    GEA: Don't think we've got a campaign by that name....

    LC: (glaring at DO) Think you can start one in the next five minutes?

    (The GEA start talking amongst themselves. Both LC and DO notice that the driver of the car is silently getting out. LC recognizes the girl's face from somewhere, but she can't recall from where.)

    (The driver turns to face LC and DO)

    DO: Who're you?

    DRIVER: Name's DJ Tech, remember me?

    LC: Wait! You were the house DJ at my last quest-party, right?

    DJ: Yep.

    DO: And didn't you help the Crofteers find something for Lara once?

    DJ: Uh-huh. The weirdest part about it was being chased by a monkey in a gigantic sneaker......

    (LC looks at DJ curiously, wondering if she's gone completely bonkers.)

    DO: (to LC) Never mind, it's a long story......

    DJ: Anyway, my Crofteer radar tracker started beeping, so I set off looking for you guys. I would have been here earlier, but....(nods toward GEA) they bugged me for a lift until I caved in. So, anyway, what's the problem?

    LC: Winston's been butler-napped!

    DO:By a bunch of Giant Bolivian Penguins!

    DJ: A bunch of giant.......bolivian penguins?!
    (looks back at the activists, who have gotten out of the car and decided to start a demonstration on Lara's front lawn. Several of them are holding signs that read "SAVE THE GIANT BOLIVIAN PENGUINS!!!!")

    DO: Yup.

    DJ: Something fishy is going on here.(looks at GEA, then at DO and LC)
    Get in the car.

    (The four of them pile in the Ferrari. The GEA doesn't notice the car pulling out of the driveway.)

    DO: And what about those wackos on Lara's lawn?

    DJ: They'll just have to hitchhike it.

    LC: I really don't trust them......

    *THUD*

    DJ: Uh-oh.

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    Just then another car arrives and blocks the driveway knocking into the black Ferrari. It's a taxis with Thanhkim in it. Thanhkim walks over to the ferrari and taps on the window. Once Lara has opened the window Thanhkim says

    Hi Larie how's things just thought I'd come see how you are.

    LC I'm fine Winston has been butler-napped

    Thanhkim Sorry to hear that can I help

    LC Yes this is DO you can help us

    Thanhkim Oh Larie by the way your braid does have a lump right in the middle. Lara looks at thanhkim throws her hands in the air and starts making a grring sound. Once Lara has finished grring she fills Thanhkim in and Thanhkim joins DO in the car. They again begin to drive off once DO has checked and the car is ok.

    continue

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    Three hours later

    DO: (mockingly) I know a short cut

    DJ: It would have been fine you hadn't spilled grape jelly on the map

    DO: Only because Croft here shoved me

    LC: And what were you doing with a jar of jelly anyway

    DO: Mind your own business!

    TK: So, are we actually lost.

    DJ: We are now. Anybody got a cell phone?

    LC: I left mine at home

    TK: The GED stole mine

    DO: Mines in my Sailor Moon outfit

    everyone stares at DO

    DO: Um, never mind. Why don't we just go into that store and ask for directions?

    DJ: You mean the one with the Cross this line and I shoot sign by the door?

    DO: Whimp

    TK: Would you two shut up and get out there.

    DO and DJ get out of the car

    DJ: If I die I'm blaming you

    TK:

    LC: Oh brother, hang on I'm coming too.

    TK: You're not leaving me here alone, I'm coming too.

    NEXT

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    *DO and DJ cross the line cautiously. Nothing happens.*

    DJ: WTF? The sign says-

    VOICE: Never mind the sign, that's just my son's sick sense of humor. Can I help ya?

    * The group of weary travelers looks up from the map to see an old man standing in the entryway to the store.*

    LC: We're lost. (Glares at DO)

    MAN: Well, what is it yer lookin fer?

    LC: It's a bit difficult to explain.....

    MAN: Ah, go on and say it. I've heard a lot o' strange tales in my life.


    DJ: We're hunting Bolivian penguins. They're in season, ya know.

    MAN: There's a woman down the way who raises Bolivian Penguins. Kinda odd if you ask me. Lives alone 'cept fer the penguins and her pet monkey.


    DO: You said ....a woman and her ....PET MONKEY???

    MAN: Yep. Weird lookin' monkey too, all full o' holes.....


    DJ: I think we'd better get to the bottom of this before it's too late......

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    Meanwhile, just down the way in a large castle like place, two figures toil in the dark.

    1: Where did you put the flashlight?

    2: I thought you had it.

    1: Would I be stumbling around in the dark like a moron if I had it.

    2: You were yesterday.

    1: That's because you spiked my diet Coke.

    2: Whine whine whine. What are we doing here anyway?

    1: We're looking for the flashlight.

    2: No, I mean why are we in this place?

    1: Do I have to explain everything?

    2: Yes!

    1: Right! We're pretending to be the Evil Louve and Monkey so that we can lure the Crofteteers here.

    2: Than why did we kidnap that old guy?

    1: Because the Crofteteers are a lazy bunch and need a reason to do anything.

    2: *holding nose* Could we at least spray some air fresher around him.

    1: Would you just look for the flashlight.

    2: I have been. All I found was this electric torch.

    1: You idiot, that is a flashlight.

    2: Well, I'm British.

    1: Well, I'm annoyed, turn it on.

    2: One more question first.

    1: Errrr, WHAT?

    2: Why does my name have to be 2?

    NEXT!!

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    Meanwhile Meanwhile...somewhere in the Himalayas Louve and Bullet Ridden Monkey stand staring at a map.

    BRM: I'm coooooooooooold

    Louve: So

    BRM: Can I have my fur back?

    Louve: I'm not done with it

    BRM: Just for a bit

    Louve: Arn't you suppose to be looking at the map?

    BRM: Yes but...

    Louve: So look

    BRM: I can't becau-

    Louve: Shhh

    BRM: But -

    Louve: Shhh

    BRM: Would you -

    Louve: Shhh


    Three Hours Later

    BRM: If you'd just -

    Louve: Shhh


    Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile The Crofteteers, who have all suddenly realized that they are suppose to be Crofters, have stopped because the car hit a cactus.

    TH: How did you hit the cactus

    DJ: Sure, its always the drivers fault

    DO: At least its not my fault

    LC: Excuse me DJ, Thinhkim, Dark One, would you all shut up and start pulling the thorns out of the car

    TH: All I'm saying is that this is the only cactus in a 1000 mile area!

    DJ: Do you wanna drive.

    DO: Maybe I should drive

    TH: Yes!

    DJ: fine

    TH: fine

    DO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    All: What!!

    DO: I'm out of jelly.

    Lara quickly takes the empty jar and hits DO on the head.

    LC: Can you do anything usful. I thought you had cheat codes for this sort of thing.

    TH/DJ: Cheat codes?

    DO: Yes, I have cheat codes but they have to be done exactly right or the consequences could be disaterous.

    LC: Try

    DO: All right you asked for it

    Dark One takes out psx controller and begins pushing buttons. After a moment there is a flash of light. When it clears Dark One is whering a short mini skirt and long blond pig tails. Everyone begins laughing hystarically.

    DO: I KNEW IT!!! I'M SAILOR MOON AGAIN!!

    LC: (still laughing) Oh that's always good to brighten things up.

    DO: Croft, do you expect me to help you find Winston now?

    Lara holds up a signed contract. DO grumbles and starts pulling thorns out of the car again. Suddenly a helicopter appears out of the distance. It circles, and land near the Crofters and out stepps...

    NEXT

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    ...and out steps tombraiderchik...


    TRC: hey guys! need a lift?

    *all of the crofteteers and lara pile into the helicopter*

    DO: how u know we were here?

    TRC: hmm well if i told u then id have to kill u

    TH: so uhh where we goin anyways??

    TRC: to find winston...derrr...

    LC: and u know where he is??

    TRC: yupp. see i did a search at mapquest.com so i got the directions to the castle where winston is being held all up here! *points to head* trust me on this one ill get us there!

    ...10 mins later the helicopter lands in the middle of the desert almost out of fuel...

    LC: i think we're lost

    DJ: i second that...

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    Big Grin cool story

    Just then they see dust flying in the distance

    DO Oh look its one of those Millar things

    LC Do you mean a Mirage?

    DO No a Millar look

    *Up pulls Prelude in a 40-foot tanker carrying, yes you guess it Millar Beer!*

    PL Hey guys, want a beer?

    DJ Geez Prelude where did you get that from?

    PL Oh I’m just stocking up, having a party this Friday, wanna come?

    TRC Not if it’s anything like the last one

    PL oh come on are you still sore about that, I told I don’t know how the chickens got there OK

    TRC Actually yes I am still sore, and sometimes at night I can still hear the screaming

    PL Again I told you I didn’t know those guys were making out in the frigging shed! And another thing that was NOT my Britney CD!

    LC That’s fascinating but we have a real problem here

    DO Yeah you got any jelly in there

    PL No but I’ve got some peanut butter

    DO It’s not the same

    PL btw I like the outfit, got one just like that at home

    LC I’m talking about Winston

    PL He got one too! cool, I knew that look would take off eventually

    DJ Prelude can you give as a lift

    PL Sorry DJ this thing don’t fly, what’s wrong with your chopper

    TRC Its erm out of gas

    PL Oh, does it run on Millar?

    TRC No Prelude not everything runs on Millar

    PL Mm not got it converted yet then. Oh well I guess I can’t help you then, sorry guys, where are you going anyway?

    TK Winston has been butler-napped and we are going to rescue him

    PL oh great a groovy mystery, can I come along

    LC Yes that’s a good idea why don’t you come along

    PL cool. *Prelude gets out of truck* right which way

    LC Actually Prelude what I meant to say was why don’t we come along with you.

    PL But I’m only going home, sure you can come along but what about Winston?

    LC Prelude how much have you had to drink today?

    PL oh well lets see, I stopped for one back there but had three and then I went to thingy’s house and had a couple there, then the tanker was a bit full so I......

    LC HOW MUCH!

    PL A bit

    LC *sighs* Prelude can…. you …..please….. drive…. us… in… your… truck!

    PL sure why didn’t you just say so
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    Prelude hands everyone a drink once in the truck we all get ready to rescue Winston. By now we are drunk as can be and Lara is reading the map upside down laughing, I'm just sitting there laughing and examing one of Lara's knots. Everyone looks at Lara's hair and starts having a good old look tugging Lara's braid this way and that. Are discussion or agrument is about which knot is larger the one near Lara's head or the ones at the bottom. TRC says no they look all the same. While a heated debating is going on Lara gets angry and cracks it bad yelling STOP, PLAYING WITH MY BLOODY HAIR.....

    continue........

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    after a good few mins all the crofteteers pass out.

    **hours later**
    LC, DO, and DJ are in a prison locked in for good...or for now they are. TH, PL and TRC are nowhere to b found...:UN DUN DUN!::

    LC awakes first screamin MY HAIR MY HAIR STOP TOUCHIN MY BLOODY PONYTAIL! AAAH

    DO is the next to wake and is rather confuzzled

    DO: guys wake up!!

    DJ:*yawn* hey where the h3ll are we?

    LC: seems as if we are in some kind of prison.

    ^^what they dont know is that they have been taken to the prisin in the castle where winston is being held^^

    LC: okay lets get outa here.

    LC, DO, and DJ try to think of a way to get outa their cell.

    DO: hey! know wut i brought just in case of an emergency?!

    LC: oh dear god...

    DJ: what?! what!?

    DO: my super dee duper wrist watch laser/welding torch!!

    DJ: woohoo!!

    DO starts to melt away the bars but just then...

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    Suddenly, there is a small explosion. Everyone jumps back.

    DO: What was that?

    DJ: I've never seen that happen before.

    LC: I'd say it was some sort of reaction to gas but I don't know where from.

    DJ: Gas? AHHHHHHHHH WE'RE BEING GASSED!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! (starts running around in circles hysterically)

    DO: Great, thanks Croft.

    LC: What did I do?

    DO: You're kidding righ? First, you get us lost, then you get me to turn into Sailor Moon again, and now DJ hysterical.

    suddenly an old man come up from behind.

    OM: Excuse me.

    LC: Not now. (to DO) First, I did not get you lost, you and your jelly got us lost. Second, its not my fault you can't control your cheat codes.

    OM: Excuse me.

    DO: Quiet! (to LC) It is your fault. I'm a guy and I'm wearing a Sailor Moon outfit! Look at my legs! I'm too hairy to be in a mini skirt.

    DJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    OM: Um, Can I -

    LC: Just a second. (sniffs) That oder. Its so familiar.

    DO: The gas?

    DJ: Gas, Gas, Gas!

    LC: Yes, I know I've smelt it before but were?

    DO: (sniffing) What ever it is its rank!

    OM: Pardon me but -

    LC: Look do you mind at all? We are trying to figure out how to get out of here and get Winston away from those Penguins.

    OM: (dazed) Penguins? (faints)

    DO: See what you've done now.

    NEXT!!

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    .....a tiny rodent-like thing slips into the dark cell. As it scampers closer to the Crofteers, its bushy tail comes into view- it's a squirrel!

    DO: Oh, look! A squirrel!

    SQUIRREL: (sarcastically) How observant of you. Have you ever considered a career in rocket science?

    DO: Well actually, yes...

    SQ: NEVER MIND.

    DJ turns to face the squirrel. She stares and her jaw drops in surprise as she realizes she's met this squirrel before!

    DJ: NUTMEG?!

    NUT: Yeah, that's me. (pulls out a cigarette) Got a lighter?

    The Crofteers turn to each other in search of lighters. The search turns up nothing; however, it alerts the Crofteers to the fact that they've been stripped of everything but DO's secret welder and the clothing on their backs.

    DJ: (frantically) MY KEYS! AND THE MAP!

    PL: MY BEER!

    TRC: MY MONEY! I'VE BEEN ROBBED!

    TK: I'm not sure what I lost......

    LC: WHERE THE IS MY BACKPACK?!

    NUT: (shrugs) All i did was ask for a lighter...don't get mad at ME....

    In a fit of anger, DJ lunges at the squirrel and lands on top of him.

    NUT: (muffled)gssgfgdggfdkdbcvbncvmkljsdjslfsdlkslwq!!!!!!!!!

    DJ: OW! That little bugger BIT me!

    She tosses Nutmeg across the room.

    NUT: (dazed) owwwwww.........

    Just then.....the sound of footsteps echoes throughout the prison.......

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    Just then, the old man, who had fallen asleep by now. Wakes up and walks right out of the cell. The others continue to argue until all at once a cloud of sleeping gas bursts out of a nearby vent knocking them all unconscious.

    NEXT!!

    Not very long I know but today is not a good day to be creative. I'll add more later.

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    Ok, so where were we. Ahhh yes, footsteps in the prison, an old senile guy, and nutmeg. Oh and just for the record we now have, DO, DJ, TH, PL, TRC, and LC

    Netmeg looks around at all the sleeping crofters and decides they arn't worth waking up. Instead, he follows the old guy only to find out he's dissapeared. So, with nothing else to do he decides to investigate the footsteps when suddenly a gigantic Bolivian Penguin leaps into the corridor.

    NM: Hey, watch where you're going you *@!

    BP: Oh, dear. I do beg your pardon sir I was not cognizant of your proximity.

    NM: What?

    BP: Your proximity, sir. I was unaware that you were at such range.

    NM: Would you speak english!

    BP: Quite. I am uttering English. That is that I am using the Western European dialect of English as opposed to the Eastern United States version that you seem to have aquired.

    NM: Would you say something sensible

    BP: I'm sorry. Have I not been transparent in my intentions.

    NM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    Suddenly, the crofters, due to their silly matabalisms, wake up just as Nutmeg runs by in terror.

    DO: What was that?

    LC: Sleeping gas.

    DJ: Why would anyone want to gas us

    TH: Pe-

    TRC: Pe?

    PL: That doesn't make sense.

    TH: Pe-

    TRC: Wern't we suppose to be split up.

    DO: Details

    TH: Pe-

    LC: What is? What are you trying to say?

    TH: woof!

    DO: Now, we're just getting wierd.

    Upset by stupidity Nutmeg stomps back in.

    NM: You morons!! The dudes trying to tell you about the Giant Bolivian Penguin

    All: HUH?

    NM: (Pointing) There

    All look up to see the penguin

    ALL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    NEXT

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    TRC AHHHHHH quick has anyone got a fish!!!

    DJ A fish!

    DO oh yeah I got a fish, I always carry the odd haddock around with me

    BP Actually I’m not that partial to fish myself I prefer the consumption of a nice steak

    The Crofters look at each other confused in unison they exclaim: Huh????

    Nutmeg Oh yeah he talks weird

    PL leave this to me *stepping forward, she clears her throat* er hm good day to you old chap, what what, I wonder if one would be kind enough to confide in myself and my good colleagues the direction in which we my retire to an exit, we have been perambulating this area for some time to know avail and are quite fatigued, one doesn’t like to render in this melody unnecessarily but one has obtained all knowledge from ones cranium and is quite frankly tried of this antidisestablishmentarianism, pip, pip

    The Crofters stand in utter amazement

    TK what did she say?

    DJ no idea

    DO something about permits

    DJ Geez Prelude where did you learn to speak like that?

    PL South Park!

    BP Oh no concern at all my good Lady the exit you require is situated over there

    PL *changing back to her London Cockney Accent* Cheers me old mucker, she throws him a beer (don’t ask me were it came from!) Get your laughing gear round that!

    The BP is distracted studding the beer momentarily. LC shouts

    LC RUN!

    The Crofters run past the BP and towards where he had pointed but then……
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    im in!

    an explosion ruptures the ceiling, and an enormus block of stone strikes the BP in the face, As i rappel down from a chopper overhead. I give the signal to the pilot, and he flys away.
    DO comes up to me and punches me in the stomach.

    DO:You idiot! the chopper was our ticket outta here!

    DG: Well excuse me but its not your chopper!!

    LC:What are you doing here?

    DG: Not even a hello before complaning?

    She then delivers a punch to my stomach.

    DG: If you would let your anger subside for a moment!

    DJ: Sub- what?

    DG: Well if you must know, im here to rescue Winston from the Penguins!

    LC: You didnt even bother to contact me?

    DG: I did, but you werent answering my calls.

    But just then, the BP starts to get up......

  19. #19

    Rolleyes

    *smacks into concuisness*

  20. #20
    TK: folks BP is awake.

    Lara turns around and gives BP another clob in the head and one in the gut. I say nice work Croft, she gives me a high five and we go to find Winston. As we are walking the floor starts to break away, everyone panics and starts running, just making in time to a group of stairs going up. We walk up them and we are greeted by

    the evil BP god

    continue story.

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    Suddenly all the Crofters are frozen stiff before the BP God.

    BPG: HALT!! (looks around) Oh, good.

    BP: (rubbing his head) Ah, felicitations your greatness. I was just near apprehending these rufians when I was walaid by there sordid attempt to make a premature exit.

    BPG: Hmmm, what have you all got to say for yourselves?

    the crofters try to speak but find they are frozen by more than fear. They are, in fact, under a paralizing forcfield. Just then 1 and 2 walk in.

    1: That will be quite enough of that.

    2: of what?

    1: shut up. Penguins report.

    BPG: We have catpured these...persons.

    BP: And I must say the gent wearing the mini skirt has been puzzling my sensibility for quite a while.

    2: NARF

    1: Shut up. Who are they?

    2: He looks like Sailor Moon to me

    1: (hits 2 in the head) Another word out of you and you'll be cleaning out the Penguin cage.

    BPG: They are the Crofteteers

    BP: Excuse me I believe they are now the Crofters.

    1: Who asked you. Release them.

    the forcfield is immediatly turned off allowing the crofters to move once again.

    1: Well what do you have to say for yourself.

    DO: Yes, I am a guy in a Sailor Moon out fit but I have a good reason.

    BP: Really? This should have humoristic tendancies.

    2: It should be funny too

    1: SHUT UP

    BPG: Continue

    2: Well -

    1: Not you!

    2: oh

    LC: Excuse me, but you don't look like Louve and BRM

    1: (blinks) Well, there goes that disguise

    BP: Which disguise

    1: DOH!! Now you're going to get it!!

    PL: Can I have a beer first

    DO: Can I get back into some real clothes

    LC: A blind fold would be nice

    DJ: What about a pizza

    TH: No anchovies though

    TRC: What's wrong with anchovies?

    DG: You're kidding right?

    2 pulls out a pen and paper

    2: blind fold, pizza

    1: What are you doing?

    2: Taking the orders.

    BPG: Would someone just pull the lever and drop them into the really big labrynth like cave with lots of bugs

    NEXT

  22. #22
    1: right**pulls lever and the crofters go fallin down into this deep hole**
    2:and u did that for...?? i was still takin orders!! derr...


    meanwhile in the really big labrynth like cave with lots of bugs the crofters lay on the floor ***es killin them form the landing. while tryin to take in the bug filled surroundings and looking for a way out the crofters spot whove theyve been tryin to find! its winston tied up in the corner unconscience!!

    now that they have found winston....they must find a way out


    (ack sorry its not too long but im a bit tired cuz ive been a veerry busy girl all day )

  23. #23
    Its ok, this I'm short too. Almost time for work

    As the Crofters go to untie Winston he begins to vibrate violently until, suddenly, he mutates into a giant lady bug.

    Next!!!

  24. #24
    Everyone panicks and starts to run in the opposite direction, forgetting that there's a wall there.


    ALL: OW! WOULD YOU QUIT STOMPING ON ME?! STOP SQUISHING ME!, etc., .........

    DJ pulls herself away from the heap of Crofters and approaches the ladybug.

    TK: ARE YOU NUTS? (shields eyes)

    DJ: (grinning) Why should I be afraid of a ladybug? They're harmless, and besides- AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    DJ is dragged into the darkness of the ladybug's lair.........


    NEXT!

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    LC: Oh my god, quick go after her. (pushing DO in front)
    DO: You mean go in there (pointing) after the lady bug thing?
    LC: Yes go on
    DO: Erm, No!
    LC: Well somebody go! (the crofters start backing away, whistling to themselves, LC sighs and puts her hands on her hips) D!
    DG: What!
    LC: You go
    DG: What’s it worth
    LC: Mmm lets see….it’s worth not getting a smack in the face!!!!
    TK: Don’t get upset Laire
    LC: I’m not upset I just want someone to go in there and get DJ out!!!!
    PL: Look guys I hate to break up the party but can I say something
    All: (dreading) Yes
    PL: BUGS!!!!!!!!! BUGS!!!!! Bloody BUGS!!!! I hate them, stupid creepy crawly things, they get into your ears and they crawl under your skin and they suck your brain out!!!! (Prelude becomes quite hysterical, stomping around, squashing bugs) 6 legged FREAKS, DIE DIE, Anything but bloody BUGS!!!!
    TRC: (calmly) What anything?
    PL: Yes anything, anything but BUGS!!! (still squashing the others look on confused)
    TRC: What anything at all?
    PL: (Stopping) God damn it yes, anything at all!!!!!
    TRC: So what about spiders then?
    PL: Yes bloody spiders, bugs stupid bugs!!!
    DO: Well technically a spider isn’t a bug, it has eight legs that makes it an……
    ALL: SHUT UP DO!!!!!
    LC: TRC what’s your point?
    TRC: Oh just that huge 8 foot foaming at the jaws red eyed tarantula over there….
    ALL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
    Prelude passes out……..
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    It can't rain all the time...

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