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Thread: Lara's breasts

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    Lara's breasts

    I've been trying to avoid this subject for a long time, but I feel I finally need to speak up.

    I just cannot get used to Lara's smaller boobs. I've played the game and think it's awesome, but this has been a thing that has nagged me since we first saw the concept art for TR9.

    Sure, she is beautiful, and I'm glad we got to see Lara's dual guns at the end of this game, which showed that the devs haven't abandoned old Lara, but to me, it's the overall package that counts. And yes, boobs are a part of that package.

    And as I'm pretty sure the next games will be the same, I decided to stop buying them and leave the fan community. A drastic reaction, you may say, but I've been thinking about it for a long time now and while I love you guys and will miss this community, I am just tired of all the sexism discussions here and I simply just cannot live in a small breasted Lara universe

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    April fool joke?

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    Nice try ... got me for the first 3 paragraphs.

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    Almost thought you where serious.
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    nice one, but even as a joke I think its inapropriate, just my $.2

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    nearly Driber, nearly.
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    I'm new here, so I was like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!! And then realized.. and then my faced turned into:


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    Good one, Driber. That was a real hoot------er.
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    The real joke is that you all think its a joke
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    haha nice one

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiadaw View Post
    April fool joke?
    Duh do you think. Yes it's April 1st. LoL.

    Actually I think Lara's boobs are still well proportioned and the new Lara is beautiful. Personally I'm glad they abandoned the overly proportioned Lara for this one.

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    Neary got me Driber

    But on April 1st I take everything with pliers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lantea View Post
    ...even as a joke I think its inapropriate, just my $.2
    I am glad that you said that.

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    When I saw the title I thought about posting a "not you didn't!" gif :l but then I saw the other posts...
    lewl D: I got scared for a sec :$ :P

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    oh god I was close to believe that... then I remembered what day it is today haha
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    Nice try but i've grown a thick skin for april fools ever since my mum fooled me into believing Robin Williams was born a woman.
    Fool me once...

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    Nice try, Driber. Nice try! But you didn't fool me!!! The moment I opened this thread I knew it was your April Fools Joke!
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    I thought this thread was about what names we gave to her breasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pomeranianpuppy View Post
    Nice try but i've grown a thick skin for april fools ever since my mum fooled me into believing Robin Williams was born a woman.
    Fool me once...
    Omg, how is that possbile??!

    /Offtopic: I luv your username lewl

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    "Tomb Raider II: Lara goes to the plastic surgeons"

    I guess its a good thing she has small boobs; without, all that running, jumping, and gymnastic stunts, she might give herself a black-eye or knock her self out...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpringAwaken View Post
    Omg, how is that possbile??!
    I was very young and naïve and my mum has a very trusting face

    /Offtopic: I luv your username lewl

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    I fell for it

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    /Thread.

    I almost fell for it, ALMOST!!!
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