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Thread: Best Quote from JC2!

Best Quote from JC2!

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    Best Quote from JC2!

    Best quote youve heard on just cause 2
    can b from anyone, civs, mil, rico, anyone.

    heres mine

    (civilian driving car)
    "Dont scratch the paintwork OHH MA GAWD!!!!"

    and
    (anyone being hit wiv grapple)
    "He got me with his wire thing!"

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    "don't blame me, it was a design flaw"

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    "Get out the street you crazy pedestrians!"

    Why is it my favourite? Cause Rico says it even when running over people in water...
    ~ODd it

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    From the Roaches leader in a cutscene for a mission:

    "...is quite literally bleeding from his anus. Just like me!"

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    "I'll ride him raw on this one"

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    im on top of world ma

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    "He's tryin to hide!"

    "What the? It's that doggone atomic submarine! Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"

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    whenever enemies yell "eat lead"

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    "If you don't cooperate for the journey, I will cut off your hands and b*tch slap you with them until we get there" - Rico

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    I *was* gonna say the "He's got me with his wire thing!" but you kinda got it. That quote always makes me laugh, just by how they say it.

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    "My gawd what are we doing in this insane place!"-random civilian
    "Hello,Mr.Snowman."-Rico

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    Originally Posted by Ace22
    "My gawd what are we doing in this insane place!"-random civilian
    "The government invaded my home laa!"

    I think it is funny that a totally English phrase has been made foreign by adding a simple three letter word...
    ~ODd it

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    "He's got me with his wire thing!" and followed by the "Get me downn!" one. Cracks me up.

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    I was in Level 5 Heat for a long time and hijacked a helicopter and he started humming some song. I had never heard him do that before.

    Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

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    Smile

    Rico: "Juicy indeed."

    Soldier: "You b*stard!!!!!!" Just 'cause it has so much heart in it. lol...

    Ular Boy: "By the blood of the ancestors, I love this!!" Just 'cause it sounds cool.

    Also fun how they yell out when someone falls from a great height or are dragged.

    @SpankyTheElf: It's Ride of the Valkyries from Apocalypse Now. I've never gotten him to do it though.

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    Something along the lines of
    "HEY MA, I'M ON TOP OF THE WORRRRRRLDDD!"
    and sort of like
    "Hey Mr. Snowman"
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    easily " Why go over when u can go under"or "one day the will write books about all of this"
    when doing a bridge limbo

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    Bye bye baby!!!

    I can't stand that damned voice!!
    Just Cause 2 Xbox 360 Player.
    Totally Crazy. Totally in love with explosives. Married to Tuk Tuks.

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    bolo always cracks me up

    "Keep pleasing me and youll find me to be quite pleasant as well"
    It puts the cheats in the justcause2 else it gets the shampoo in the eyes again.

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    Originally Posted by SpankyTheElf
    I was in Level 5 Heat for a long time and hijacked a helicopter and he started humming some song. I had never heard him do that before.

    Anyone else know what I'm talking about?
    He humms "Ride of the Valkyries", it makes me laugh everytime he does it.

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    Originally Posted by mornaselos
    bolo always cracks me up

    "Keep pleasing me and youll find me to be quite pleasant as well"
    Whenever I hear her say that phrase, I want to hear Rico say "Riiight, in your dreams, I'm off to the mile high club"

    Ular quote during battle "By the gods, I live for this!!"

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    Originally Posted by RunningBare
    Whenever I hear her say that phrase, I want to hear Rico say "Riiight, in your dreams, I'm off to the mile high club"

    Ular quote during battle "By the gods, I live for this!!"
    Yeah i guess she thinks that

    Her fat face gives rico a chubby everytime he has to look at it.

    digusting
    It puts the cheats in the justcause2 else it gets the shampoo in the eyes again.

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    It's a tough job... but somebody's gonna do it.
    -Rico after completing a settlement by finding a single box.

    Don't strain yourself Rico

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    Originally Posted by Jonassoe
    It's a tough job... but somebody's gonna do it.
    -Rico after completing a settlement by finding a single box.

    Don't strain yourself Rico
    Yeah, made me laugh when I did that village, normally he has a random quote when completing a settlement, but I got a sneaking suspicion that Eidos fixed that one

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    "The samples are melting. Hurry, comrade, hurry!" - Bolo panicking at Rico

    "Oh. You think we blew our cover??" - Rico being sarcastic at Maria Kane

    Finally, I'm surprised no one has said this one yet...

    "I am leader of the revolutionary army known as the REAPPPEERRRSSS" - Bolo!

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