Thread: unlikely things to hear on a survival show

unlikely things to hear on a survival show

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    Big Grin unlikely things to hear on a survival show

    this is like on mock the week where you say a sentance or two about the topic which is the thread title
    if this takes off ill make more
    make it funny
    ill start
    now this is my hardest challenge yet
    i have to get food & survive for a week in this 5* hotel in majorca
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    o no, i got mud on my shoes
    MARCH 23 2010 THE DAY THE WORLD WILL PAUSE B/C EVEN THE EARTH WILL STOP WAT ITS DOING WHEN IT REALIZES JC2 IS OUT Founder of ADHD
    Originally Posted by Poor Bison
    Brauny is right.

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    Hunt for food in an all you can eat buffet

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    lol excellent
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    Mock The Week is funny as !

    Steven Hawking, Off Road
    My Rico's in a bad way.. Had to sell grapple & parachute just to afford food n drink expenses let alone his PDA for a sleeping bag and tent.. Lower BM prices for Rico

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    I drowned my goldfish.
    Happiness is an illusion. Suffering is real.

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    Originally Posted by HHDnBKing!
    Mock The Week is funny as !

    Steven Hawking, Off Road
    LOL
    that made me
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    Originally Posted by RIPYOURCARINHALF
    LOL
    that made me
    Haha, it reminds of something the Legendary Frankie Boyle would say
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    Originally Posted by HHDnBKing!
    Haha, it reminds of something the Legendary Frankie Boyle would say
    yeah
    too bad he was made to leave
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    Originally Posted by RIPYOURCARINHALF
    yeah
    too bad he was made to leave
    Yeh about that, how come he had to?
    My Rico's in a bad way.. Had to sell grapple & parachute just to afford food n drink expenses let alone his PDA for a sleeping bag and tent.. Lower BM prices for Rico

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    i dunno
    from what i heard he made an offensive joke & people kept complaining so they let him go
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    Originally Posted by RIPYOURCARINHALF
    i dunno
    from what i heard he made an offensive joke & people kept complaining so they let him go
    What but that's who he is! Fair enough if it was racist but it weren't! The public are way too sensitive nowadays!
    My Rico's in a bad way.. Had to sell grapple & parachute just to afford food n drink expenses let alone his PDA for a sleeping bag and tent.. Lower BM prices for Rico

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    Aaaah spider!
    my house is my house, your house is now my house... So if you see someone stealing your Tv always remember this (you can do it if you like).

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    lol bear gryls saying AAHHH A SPIDER
    MMMMMMMMMMM BEAR GRILLS MMMMMMMM
    sometimes i wish the public never exis....
    oh wait thats me
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    Mock The Week Can't Survive Without Me (Frankie Boyle)
    My Rico's in a bad way.. Had to sell grapple & parachute just to afford food n drink expenses let alone his PDA for a sleeping bag and tent.. Lower BM prices for Rico

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    Oh balls. I just cut my finger.