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Thread: Let's make a fake trophy/achievement list for Dog Days ! ...

Let's make a fake trophy/achievement list for Dog Days ! ...

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    Thumbs Up Let's make a fake trophy/achievement list for Dog Days ! ...

    Yes ,we know jack sheeat of the game ,like i said before Dog Days might just be a Nintendogs with our duo psychopaths ,hell ,we don't even know if we'll get to play as Lynch and Kane or as some random FIB agent assigned to hunt em down...

    But anywya ,since we've got nothing much to talk about (and we want to avoid madness) ,let's make a fake trophy/achievement list for Dog Days...
    I'll start :

    It's called "Lynch & Kane" - play the entire game as Lynch , with Kane as a sidekick
    The holier than thou killer - killed seven enemies with a handgun when near death
    Wrong Game - this isn't car jack city ,boy

    Story Related ... (Includes Fake Spoilers !)

    Burn , you infidel - threw Shelly's corpse into the fire
    A mercenary of justice - accepted the deal with the government agents
    A man chooses , a slave defies - everyone can be a hero
    Bought a gun , started a war - organized a insurection against your captors
    As world ends ... - unleashed the nukes and defyied the society that rejected you

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    "Sucker" - Unlock this achievement when you successfully pay for a Eidos/IO game at retail price.

    sorry that was low. I'm an awful person. Seriously though, IOInteractive... give us KL2 info right now or I will murder a basket full of newborn baby kittens. Do you want that blood on your hands IOInteractive??? DO YOU??? STOP BEING SO *** QUITE MR. SNUGGLES!!! THIS GOD DAMN GAS MASK IS SO HOT!!!! oh I was aiming for the leg...

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    Wink

    Now i thought I was the pervert aiming for people's legs ...
    Anywya ...

    Believer - Congratulations , you're playing Dog Days in 2009 ! We told you it would be released this year ! ...
    Grievous demanded it - Congratulations , you've unlocked the only the online trophy of this game , now go play multiplayer with ease ! ...
    I hate skipping - Congratulations , you've watched every cutscene including our boring end credits without skipping ! ...

    Seriously i was expecting a musical suite of Kyd's original score in the end credits (like in Silent Assassin and Freedom Fighter) or a new track never heard before (like in Codename 47) or hell , even a song wouldn't hurt (Blood Money kicked ass !) , but common , repeating "Kane's family portrait" for five minutes ? not even the "Training Ambiance" ? ...
    At least the end credit wasn't like Contracts ...
    Now that was a mess ...

    ...
    What ? ...
    What are you looking at ? Never seen someone ranting a game's end credits instead of its gameplay ?...

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    Arrow

    A couple of fake trophies i mentioned are actually references to the three 'viral' trailers for Dead Men ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUcjCryxslk
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB3kNtGtRYU
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCmJsPH-d0k

    Truth be told i made the same references quite a few time already in this forum , so ...

    Yeah i'm obviously talking to myself here since , well , this place is Quite EMPTY DUE TO A LACK OF OFFICIAL NEWS ...

    Wish they would stop teasing us with twitter and just unveil the news out of the blue like in the good old days ...
    Now they use twitter to announce that they plan to announce something soon ...
    *implied facepalm*

    Anywya ...
    ...
    Yes YoungZer0 , i'm looking at you right now ...

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    How about
    Cheap shot: shot four other players in the back at the spawn

    Suit killer: kill a player who boosted into a suit

    klOwned: Killed Doctor Klowneus online, lol- bring it on IO, i'm ready!
    PSN: Doktor Klown
    Slaughter is the best medicine

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    GBH - Greivous bodily harm - took out gnr greivous with a grenade, lmao
    PSN: Doktor Klown
    Slaughter is the best medicine

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    Exclamation

    I only DESERVE to get owned by a rocket launcher , not some puny grenade , i eat them like apples , lol ...

    Bad Taste ~ You're playing a game that no one will probably like , you deserve to get recognised ! ...
    Boxing with Lynch ~ Proof that you don't need to dress like a bat to punch out seven people in a row ...
    Suit dudes > Space dudes ~ Unlock the special ability to use a chainsaw with one hand and a shotgun with another ...

    Online Only ...
    YOU FAIL ~ Loose deliberately like a noob when you have at least 2 million cash on you , repeat this a hundred times , but hey , at least you get the achievement ...

    Story Related (with more fake spoilers !) ...
    Gas Mask's Mad World ~ While having another hallucination , beat the pig headed scarecrow t'ill his face turns to dust ...
    The Special Someone ~ Look at yourself into a mirror until this achievement pops up ...
    The Killing Joke ~ Using your last breath before dying , make a joke and laugh with your brother in arm to death ...

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    Sissy - Hijack a vehicle

    Did That Seriously Just Happen?! - Kill a player with the puny little fart grenade (Fragile Alliance)

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    Cool

    There has been blood ~ complete the game in Schizophrenic mode (hardest difficulty setting) ...

    The Dog's Night ~ complete the game in Humane mode (normal difficulty setting) ...

    No country for Dead Men ~ complete the game in Sissy mode (easiest difficulty setting) ...

    Public Enemies ~ Killed every single NPC in a level featuring crowds of innocent pedestrians ... (Warning: whoever earns this trophy/achievement will be hated by all)

    Skeletons in the closet ~ Found a guard in his underwears behing a not so locked door ...

    Story Related (with , yes , you've guessed it , more fake spoilers !) ...

    Citizen Lynch ~ Killed your wife , again ... (Warning: this section of the game is known to make you shed Manly Tears)

    The Three Faces Of Adam , Marcus ~ Experienced , and survived all of Kane's nightmares ...

    Smokin' Aces of Spades ~ Leave The7 to burn in Venezuela ...

    Gaming Revolution ~ You know that guy you was suppose to protect in this escort mission ? blow his head off ...

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    Rolleyes

    What in the name of ... ~ found a copy of "Ken & Barby : Bride Games" in the dumpster in the porn shop ...

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    Ok In Gta IV there is an acheivement called "Let sleeping Rockstars lie" The acheivement is unlocked for killing a rockstar developer online, once the acheivement is unlocked other players who kill you get the acheivement also, thus spreading virally, Can we get something like this for Dog Days "Let sleeping Hitmen lie" lol, i just wanna throw done on the games devs, wonder if i killed any of them in the first game, i have thousands of kills one of them is bound to work for IO
    PSN: Doktor Klown
    Slaughter is the best medicine

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    Rolleyes

    Man's Best Friend ~ execute the four legged creature ...

    Internet Pwnage ~ Playing as Kane , find a video of you naked on youtube , and rate it one star ...

    Internet Porn ~ Playing as Lynch , find a video of you naked on youtube , and rate it five stars ...

    Special Suits Delivery ~ In the chinese restaurant , find the naked corpse of the chef and pick up the well folded black suit with red tie on the floor ...

    Better Bronze than nothing ~ Win at least in third place in the Japanese Game Show ...

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    "Every Dog Has His Day" - Finish Game on Normal

    "Zed's Dead, Baby" - Escape the NSFW level alive

    "Lynch's Ladder" - Survive without the pills

    "Kane is Able" - Kill twenty enemies without taking a hit

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    Rolleyes

    Strike ! ~ Kill ten people with the same bowling ball ...

    I like things Clean ~ Do not get a single bloodstain on your suit for One level ...

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    Cool

    Originally Posted by gnrGrievous
    It's called "Lynch & Kane" ~ play the entire game as Lynch , with Kane as a sidekick ...
    Hahahahaha ... oh man ... the irony ...
    Turns out this might be true afterall ...

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    "WE meet again" - Find agent 47 (easter egg achievment)
    No siggie to display... move along...

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    Big Grin

    SPOILER !!! ...

    Lol ...

    Hey wait a second , this gives me a idea ...
    *runs off to create new topic*

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    Medical prescription - aquire some painkillers (or some other drug, from a local pharmacy). This raises a question: are lynch's drugs given to him automaticaly, or do we have to give them to him? When he starts to get paranoid.

    Local cuisine - Eat [something not so eatable].

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    Originally Posted by Cmd_lupin
    Medical prescription - aquire some painkillers (or some other drug, from a local pharmacy). This raises a question: are lynch's drugs given to him automaticaly, or do we have to give them to him? When he starts to get paranoid.

    Local cuisine - Eat [something not so eatable].
    IN K&L 1 the medication for lynch was actually not shown. You only see uncontrollable moments and schizophrenic moments (pig heads). You only see him consume some in the beginning and after the bank heist.

    As for Eating -
    No siggie to display... move along...

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    Originally Posted by Falkenwut
    IN K&L 1 the medication for lynch was actually not shown. You only see uncontrollable moments and schizophrenic moments (pig heads). You only see him consume some in the beginning and after the bank heist.
    This should probably more adequate in the Q&A thread, I was asking it while refering to Dog Days.

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    Lots of fake spoilers are here... then again if it's fake does it count as a spoiler?

    The A(K47)-Team = All your squad use an AK47 for the whole level

    The Wild Geese = Escort a hosatge

    The Dogs Of War = (Flashback) The7 take Venezuela

    The Magnificent 7 = (Flashback) The7 take Venezuela without being downed

    Man On Fire = Complete All flashback scenes

    Soldier of Fortune = Complete a FA session as a merc

    Ronin = Complete a FA session as the surviving member

    My SWAG bag = Grab some loot in FA

    Get to the chopper! - Is explanation needed?

    Deadpool = Stayed idle while the mercs talked amongst themselves

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    Cool

    That's very professional list you got there , sir ...
    And worthy of rebooting this marvellous topic ...
    Now my turn to mess it up again ...
    With even more spoilers ! ...

    I'm a murderer , not a psychopath ~ extract justice by killing John Doe , the sick bastard who wanted to rape you ...

    What's in the box ? ~ assassinate a target with a special bomb delivery ...

    The Fourty Se7en Dearly Departed ~ kill fourty seven people with fourty seven different methods ...

    No Heaven ~ complete Act I , " Things aren't so different here " ...

    No Hell ~ complete Act II , " I AM the special someone " ...

    Only Hope ~ complete Act III , " Brothers in pain " ...

    There's a girl ~ just don't skip the end credits and you'll get the final ending , easy ...

    The Wind and the Lion ~ finish a Fragile Alliance match as a mercenary with another player as a member of the law ...

    The Civilised Bunch ~ suit up , like the good old days ...


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    47 different methods! We have been watching the Saw series a bit, haven't we Even on Hitman I hated that, keeping count of them all.

    I was aiming for her legs!(Yokos Revenge) = Kill Lynchs GF

    YouNoob = Get a FA kill with a grenade launcher and upload it to Eidos' server

    I'm takin' you down brother = Kill a merc as a cop in FA and don't take his money

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    Big Grin

    Lol , killing Lynch's girlfriend must be a secret achievement ...
    And here's some more ...

    The Honorable Ways ~ kill a traitor with a headshot using a handgun ...

    Fist-gun ~ complete a chapter using only melee kills ...

    Bye Bye Scarecrow ~ survive all the hallucinations ... for now ...

    I just wanted the trophy/achievement ~ look at your watch at 0047 hour , for no reason apart this reward ...

    Far Cry ~ put Kane on a plane to Africa and waved him goodbye at the airport ...

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    Originally Posted by gnrGrievous
    I just wanted the trophy/achievement ~ look at your watch at 0047 hour , for no reason apart this reward ...

    Far Cry ~ put Kane on a plane to Africa and waved him goodbye at the airport ...
    I like those two

    Feed 'em fighters = Lynch beats a Yakuza crime lord

    I'm bleeding, making me the victor = Survived a downed but not dead

    You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business = Have another Exchange!

    I promised I'd kill you last = I lied!

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