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Wlado.Srbija
13th Jun 2009, 01:51
The Three Word Story Forum Game

OK, so, this is a forum game, in which a story is started by three words. Then, the next one to post copies all previous words, and adds his/her own three words, and so on.... The sentences must align, and try to avoid fullstops unless its really neccesary.
So for example, I say "One bright day"
The next post "One bright day a boy with black" (articles are not counted)
And the next: "One bright day a boy with black hair went to"
And so on, and so on....
It can be really funny, so, lets start!

Once upon a time...

Max 28
13th Jun 2009, 02:00
Ok, TR related? Might as well start that way.

Once upon a time Lara decided to...

:D

Wlado.Srbija
13th Jun 2009, 02:05
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon (:D)

Max 28
13th Jun 2009, 02:09
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole...

Wlado.Srbija
13th Jun 2009, 02:13
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who (:p)

Max 28
13th Jun 2009, 02:17
(I knew you were thinking that :p)

Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her

Wlado.Srbija
13th Jun 2009, 02:18
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife.... (:D)

Max 28
13th Jun 2009, 02:31
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came (:lol: I stabbed Lara Croft)

Pulse
13th Jun 2009, 03:33
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for

Max 28
13th Jun 2009, 09:33
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for me (Max :p) because I.....

chriss_99
13th Jun 2009, 09:59
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who

Max 28
13th Jun 2009, 10:00
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft. (:eek: I would never do that! :eek:)

chriss_99
13th Jun 2009, 10:04
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft. Winston immediately called

Max 28
13th Jun 2009, 10:07
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft. Winston immediately called an Ambulance but....

chriss_99
13th Jun 2009, 10:17
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft. Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came

Wlado.Srbija
13th Jun 2009, 12:50
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft. Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan...

chriss_99
13th Jun 2009, 13:47
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft. Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld...

angelus0901
13th Jun 2009, 15:42
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft. Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed

Pulse
13th Jun 2009, 15:54
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft. Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However

chriss_99
13th Jun 2009, 17:27
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft. Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared...

_Love2Raid_
13th Jun 2009, 17:51
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft. Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston...

chriss_99
13th Jun 2009, 18:32
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft. Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into

Pulse
13th Jun 2009, 18:59
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft. Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged

Sina_Croft
13th Jun 2009, 19:06
:lol: :D

Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft. Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy

chriss_99
13th Jun 2009, 19:12
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft. Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of

Max 28
13th Jun 2009, 19:55
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He

Wlado.Srbija
13th Jun 2009, 20:27
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and

My dog Max
13th Jun 2009, 20:31
[QUOTE=Wlado.Srbija;1025757]Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "what a

_Love2Raid_
13th Jun 2009, 20:38
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "what a peculiar yet delightful...

Max 28
13th Jun 2009, 22:54
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "what a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on....

:p

Pulse
14th Jun 2009, 04:37
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "what a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

Max 28
14th Jun 2009, 06:05
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was.....

Sina_Croft
14th Jun 2009, 08:37
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the

Wlado.Srbija
14th Jun 2009, 11:39
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them... (:lol:)

chriss_99
14th Jun 2009, 12:33
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird...

IvanaKC
14th Jun 2009, 15:13
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also

Max 28
14th Jun 2009, 20:31
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly... (lolzorsaurus's have wings don't they?)

Sina_Croft
14th Jun 2009, 21:31
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste..



(lolzorsaurus's have wings don't they?)
I guess :lol: JustMe would know it :p

_Love2Raid_
14th Jun 2009, 21:35
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue...

Wlado.Srbija
14th Jun 2009, 22:12
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed...

Max 28
15th Jun 2009, 03:58
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and...

(Is the story still in my house? :confused: Since when did I have a biting toothpaste Natla statue in my house - oh wait there it is by the pool....makes perfect sense....:p)

Sina_Croft
15th Jun 2009, 07:57
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently..

IvanaKC
15th Jun 2009, 09:06
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock.

Max 28
15th Jun 2009, 09:35
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite....

Wlado.Srbija
15th Jun 2009, 12:53
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off...

Rexie
15th Jun 2009, 13:58
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting...

Wlado.Srbija
15th Jun 2009, 14:29
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone...

Sina_Croft
15th Jun 2009, 15:29
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand

Pulse
15th Jun 2009, 18:01
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!"

Wlado.Srbija
15th Jun 2009, 22:21
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang...

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 08:44
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark

Max 28
16th Jun 2009, 08:49
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared in...

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 08:51
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared in the horizon. It was...

Max 28
16th Jun 2009, 08:53
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to...

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 09:08
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when...

Max 28
16th Jun 2009, 09:25
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was....

Wlado.Srbija
16th Jun 2009, 11:56
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Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm....

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 12:40
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed...

Pulse
16th Jun 2009, 19:13
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects.

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 19:16
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what

Pulse
16th Jun 2009, 19:22
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 19:23
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing scion to destruct

_Love2Raid_
16th Jun 2009, 19:27
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 19:37
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a

Pulse
16th Jun 2009, 19:39
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 19:40
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky

Pulse
16th Jun 2009, 19:42
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 19:44
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying

Pulse
16th Jun 2009, 19:45
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious

_Love2Raid_
16th Jun 2009, 19:48
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to

Pulse
16th Jun 2009, 19:50
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle.

Does anyone have an idea what's happening? :p

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 19:52
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in...


I believe that 7th Age has begun. :D

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 19:53
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 19:54
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Pulse
16th Jun 2009, 19:57
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. While this was

Wlado.Srbija
16th Jun 2009, 19:57
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called...

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 19:57
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 20:00
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in...

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 20:07
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 20:09
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 20:10
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 20:11
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 20:12
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 20:17
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 20:19
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend. The dragon steals

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 20:22
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend. The dragon steals the van and rushes...

Wlado.Srbija
16th Jun 2009, 20:23
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend. The dragon steals the van and rushes to smoke some...

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 20:23
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend. The dragon steals the van and rushes to smoke some shotguns and SMGs

Wlado.Srbija
16th Jun 2009, 20:26
OK, since Chriss posted seconds before me, I changed my post, and so should you. :) Just to avoid confusion

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 20:29
chriss99 change the post.

Max 28
16th Jun 2009, 20:35
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend. The dragon steals it, and starts to sniff and smoke and after he landed on my roof...

:lol: I live in a castle in the floating islands. :p

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 20:36
Max 28. edit your post so it follow chriss99's

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 20:36
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend. The dragon steals it, and starts to sniff and smoke and after he landed on Max28's roof he fell asleep.

I already changed mine :D It's ok.

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 20:41
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend. The dragon steals it, and starts to sniff and smoke and after he landed on Max28's roof he fell asleep. But the drugs...

chriss_99
16th Jun 2009, 20:44
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend. The dragon steals it, and starts to sniff and smoke and after he landed on Max28's roof he fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare.

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 20:46
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend. The dragon steals it, and starts to sniff and smoke and after he landed on Max28's roof he fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell

Wlado.Srbija
16th Jun 2009, 20:49
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend. The dragon steals it, and starts to sniff and smoke and after he landed on Max28's roof he fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on...

_Love2Raid_
16th Jun 2009, 20:51
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend. The dragon steals it, and starts to sniff and smoke and after he landed on Max28's roof he fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who

Wlado.Srbija
16th Jun 2009, 20:54
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend. The dragon steals it, and starts to sniff and smoke and after he landed on Max28's roof he fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate...

_Love2Raid_
16th Jun 2009, 20:55
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend. The dragon steals it, and starts to sniff and smoke and after he landed on Max28's roof he fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus..

TombRaiderFan09
16th Jun 2009, 20:55
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way. They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only to bite Winston's head off, and someone shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!". The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor. Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend. The dragon steals it, and starts to sniff and smoke and after he landed on Max28's roof he fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after

Max 28
17th Jun 2009, 04:17
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max (me) as fast....

(Hey guys I just fixed yp the stroy in places so that it makes complete sense to read it as a whole.:))

(Were we allowed to mention drugs? :p)

Wlado.Srbija
17th Jun 2009, 12:56
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could....

(it's OK with, you just added a few articles and so.... :D:thumb:, but don't do it anymore, since it is only allowed to add 3 words at the time, so that's why some things are dull.... :D)

IvanaKC
17th Jun 2009, 13:12
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed....

Wlado.Srbija
17th Jun 2009, 14:20
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado.... (if Max can be in the story, so can I :p)

chriss_99
17th Jun 2009, 16:41
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as always, saved...

hp4ever1
17th Jun 2009, 21:22
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death ;)

Wlado.Srbija
17th Jun 2009, 22:53
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped...

Pulse
18th Jun 2009, 01:45
[QUOTE=Wlado.Srbija;1031302]Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana

Max 28
18th Jun 2009, 04:23
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off...

(Sorry wont correct the gramma again. :))

(Wlado saving me?! You guys got it all wrong Wlado is the damsell in distrease in life. :rolleyes: :p)

Wlado.Srbija
18th Jun 2009, 15:41
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft...

(What???? I damsel in distress? :lol: Hey, don't make me use my pepper spray! (kidding of course) :lol: :lol: :lol: )

IvanaKC
18th Jun 2009, 18:54
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he

Max 28
18th Jun 2009, 20:41
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died a quick....

(:D)

Wlado.Srbija
20th Jun 2009, 23:58
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died a (?) quick(ly). Croft Manor was....

Max 28
21st Jun 2009, 00:01
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and...

Pulse
21st Jun 2009, 00:50
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies

Max 28
21st Jun 2009, 06:16
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make.....

IvanaKC
21st Jun 2009, 10:47
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of...

Wlado.Srbija
21st Jun 2009, 12:04
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse.... (oh, I'm gonna kill Croft Manor for sure! Mwahahahaha)

tombraidergal
21st Jun 2009, 15:53
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse.... the mount olympus

Wlado.Srbija
21st Jun 2009, 17:27
The things in between the brackets don't count, so, delete it. :)

Max 28
22nd Jun 2009, 09:16
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon....

(:D)

Wlado.Srbija
22nd Jun 2009, 10:13
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying...

IvanaKC
22nd Jun 2009, 11:53
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful ...

Wlado.Srbija
22nd Jun 2009, 19:01
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including....

Max 28
23rd Jun 2009, 09:20
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. (End of sentance) ....

(:()

Wlado.Srbija
23rd Jun 2009, 11:00
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to....

oraclebop
23rd Jun 2009, 14:54
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken...

IvanaKC
23rd Jun 2009, 15:37
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then

Wlado.Srbija
23rd Jun 2009, 18:14
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool

IvanaKC
23rd Jun 2009, 21:05
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max

oraclebop
24th Jun 2009, 18:30
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked His Hair (:p)

Wlado.Srbija
24th Jun 2009, 23:29
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked His Hair. He was depressed...

Max 28
25th Jun 2009, 09:09
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that....

(Aw, you guys are doing so well at giving me a happy ending that I'm not sure I should interfere. Maybe I'll bring Wlado back in or......:p)

IvanaKC
25th Jun 2009, 09:41
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling....

oraclebop
25th Jun 2009, 10:00
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/censored.gif

Wlado.Srbija
25th Jun 2009, 16:17
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/censored.gif. "I'm not http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/censored.gif...

Max 28
27th Jun 2009, 10:03
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a ****. "I'm not a ****!" Lara shouted at.....

(I don't like what you guys have put into my mouth. :( :p)

IvanaKC
27th Jun 2009, 10:04
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a **** . "I'm not a **** !" Lara shouted at Max because he...

oraclebop
27th Jun 2009, 12:13
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a ****. "I'm not a ****!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly.

Max 28
30th Jun 2009, 05:00
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her.....

oraclebop
30th Jun 2009, 08:49
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols...

Pulse
30th Jun 2009, 09:19
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max! :eek:

Max 28
30th Jun 2009, 09:42
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being....

(:eek: Meh, saw it coming. I'm always the write out character. :rolleyes: :p)

oraclebop
30th Jun 2009, 09:46
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max... (:p)

Max 28
30th Jun 2009, 09:50
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up....

(Aw, you wrote me back in. :friends: :p)

Pulse
30th Jun 2009, 09:52
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a

Max 28
30th Jun 2009, 09:54
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock...

Pulse
30th Jun 2009, 09:57
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face.

IvanaKC
30th Jun 2009, 10:34
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a **** . "I'm not a **** !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know...

Wlado.Srbija
30th Jun 2009, 13:21
Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's.....

oraclebop
30th Jun 2009, 13:36
Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed!

Wlado.Srbija
30th Jun 2009, 14:48
Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's....

IvanaKC
30th Jun 2009, 19:53
Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too.

(:D)

Wlado.Srbija
30th Jun 2009, 21:44
Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly..... (:D)

Pulse
1st Jul 2009, 00:15
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But

Max 28
1st Jul 2009, 05:09
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't...

(:p Natla's brother twice removed, moster and I have wings. Neato! :D:thumb:)

oraclebop
1st Jul 2009, 08:43
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons...

(I had to make you fail at some point :p)

IvanaKC
1st Jul 2009, 09:31
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just

Max 28
1st Jul 2009, 10:41
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on...

(Of course, of course. :p)

Wlado.Srbija
1st Jul 2009, 12:04
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying... (:lol:)

TombRaiderFan09
1st Jul 2009, 15:28
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to

oraclebop
1st Jul 2009, 16:09
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a ****. "I'm not a ****!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain...

TombRaiderFan09
1st Jul 2009, 16:15
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his

IvanaKC
2nd Jul 2009, 08:06
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a . "I'm not a !" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She...

:D

Max 28
2nd Jul 2009, 08:15
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *****. "I'm not a *****!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying...

(:lol: :lol: :lol: Hit Madenice! :p Does Madenice read this?)

oraclebop
2nd Jul 2009, 10:42
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *****. "I'm not a *****!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!"

(:lol: Madenice is married to Max?)

Wlado.Srbija
2nd Jul 2009, 12:36
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *****. "I'm not a *****!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" ( :lol: :lol: :lol: )

IvanaKC
2nd Jul 2009, 17:20
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::D

trjunepearl
2nd Jul 2009, 17:25
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?"

And then Rutland ...

hp4ever1
2nd Jul 2009, 17:27
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?"

And then Rutland appeared eating purple ...

trjunepearl
2nd Jul 2009, 17:30
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?"

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts ...

My dog Max
2nd Jul 2009, 17:33
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like

BTW,you skipped Ivanas part,so I added it

IvanaKC
2nd Jul 2009, 21:18
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey.

Max 28
3rd Jul 2009, 08:02
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry....

(Aw, there goes my Madenice, divorce here I come. :p)

Sina_Croft
3rd Jul 2009, 08:47
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana

(hihi!! :D)

IvanaKC
3rd Jul 2009, 12:15
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana

(yay I'm in the story :D:lol:)

oraclebop
3rd Jul 2009, 12:54
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed

(I felt jealous, so I added myself in the story :p)

Sina_Croft
3rd Jul 2009, 13:11
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded

(haha :D)

Wlado.Srbija
3rd Jul 2009, 13:16
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave..... ( Wooot! Hey, Ivana :naughty: ;) )

Sina_Croft
3rd Jul 2009, 14:27
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink

chriss_99
3rd Jul 2009, 14:45
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended

oraclebop
3rd Jul 2009, 14:50
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"...

chriss_99
3rd Jul 2009, 14:54
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on

oraclebop
3rd Jul 2009, 15:21
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana..

(Not what you expected, no? :p)

trjunepearl
3rd Jul 2009, 15:53
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero ...

hp4ever1
3rd Jul 2009, 15:56
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360 ...

trjunepearl
3rd Jul 2009, 16:00
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister ...

hp4ever1
3rd Jul 2009, 16:03
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the ...

trjunepearl
3rd Jul 2009, 16:05
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed ...

IvanaKC
3rd Jul 2009, 16:30
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360.

(I was so laughing wile I was reading that funny story :lol::lol:
WOW, I think I'll brake Wlado's heart :D)

Wlado.Srbija
3rd Jul 2009, 17:28
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh....

(:lol: hahahahaha, the full story is magnificent!)

Pulse
4th Jul 2009, 00:28
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed....

oraclebop
4th Jul 2009, 04:46
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana...

(Gosh This Story Is Awesome! :lol:)

Max 28
4th Jul 2009, 06:30
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut....

(:lol: This last paragraph rocks. :p We should get everyone invloved. It's so random all the twists it takes. :lol:)

Sina_Croft
4th Jul 2009, 06:46
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was

(hilarious!!:D)

Max 28
4th Jul 2009, 07:11
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at....

tombraidergal
4th Jul 2009, 09:21
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at Lara shot alister...

oraclebop
4th Jul 2009, 13:40
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, Everyone was saved!

(Catch the reference?)

IvanaKC
4th Jul 2009, 14:37
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, Everyone was saved! Except Ivana who

Sina_Croft
4th Jul 2009, 16:30
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, Everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing..

IvanaKC
4th Jul 2009, 16:52
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, Everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with

oraclebop
4th Jul 2009, 17:13
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, Everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! :eek:

(I just love adding drama)

IvanaKC
4th Jul 2009, 17:19
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, Everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants

(this is rude, now it's like we are in some Mexican TV series :lol:)

oraclebop
4th Jul 2009, 18:19
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, Everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing...

(We need more funny :D)

rg_001100
4th Jul 2009, 23:03
Remember to keep it appropriate, thanks. :)

Pulse
5th Jul 2009, 03:19
Can do.

Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, Everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake.

Sina_Croft
5th Jul 2009, 10:04
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, Everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in..

Max 28
5th Jul 2009, 10:17
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the....

(Ooh, I feel a T.V show comming on.....:D

"Madenice wants a divorce" - "about breaking up with former boyfriend Max"
It seems this Max character can't hold onto the girls. :p )

Wlado.Srbija
5th Jul 2009, 12:18
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula... (:D)

tombraidergal
5th Jul 2009, 12:22
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner...

chriss_99
5th Jul 2009, 12:37
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner. Natla, meanwhile, was

oraclebop
5th Jul 2009, 12:58
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner. Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's...

tombraidergal
5th Jul 2009, 13:03
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner. Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that...

Pulse
5th Jul 2009, 13:24
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner. Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic...

tombraidergal
5th Jul 2009, 14:52
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner. Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could...

IvanaKC
5th Jul 2009, 20:28
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner. Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house.

Wlado.Srbija
5th Jul 2009, 22:38
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *. "I'm not a *!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360. But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner. Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped.... (:D)

Max 28
6th Jul 2009, 03:06
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking.....

(Remeber 3 words. :) And hero Wlado?! Bah! :p)

IvanaKC
6th Jul 2009, 08:10
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted

croft91
6th Jul 2009, 08:50
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in

LARALOVERnr1
6th Jul 2009, 08:53
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot...

Wlado.Srbija
6th Jul 2009, 10:34
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went... (:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:)

IvanaKC
6th Jul 2009, 11:56
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado...

Wlado.Srbija
6th Jul 2009, 12:26
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean.....

tombraidergal
6th Jul 2009, 15:40
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into...

Max 28
7th Jul 2009, 03:33
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant....

(:D)

IvanaKC
7th Jul 2009, 07:13
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the

Sina_Croft
7th Jul 2009, 07:22
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck

IvanaKC
7th Jul 2009, 07:23
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max

(her husband :rasp:)

oraclebop
7th Jul 2009, 12:07
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked...

(I love messing with Max :p)

Sina_Croft
7th Jul 2009, 12:28
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help..

(haha :p)

IvanaKC
7th Jul 2009, 13:20
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice...

(:D)

Sina_Croft
7th Jul 2009, 13:25
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kis..

(O.o... :lol:)

LARALOVERnr1
7th Jul 2009, 16:00
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kis and saved...

Wlado.Srbija
7th Jul 2009, 16:23
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kis and saved her from horrible...

IvanaKC
7th Jul 2009, 16:56
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kis and saved her from horrible disaster: kissing Wlado!!!

(:eek: :D)

Wlado.Srbija
7th Jul 2009, 20:36
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kis and saved her from horrible disaster: kissing Wlado!!! Ivana kissed Wlado...

(:rasp: hahahaha! :eek: Don't take it seriously, it's just REVENGE! Mwahahahaa! :lol:) :)

tombraidergal
7th Jul 2009, 20:43
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand. Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kis and saved her from horrible disaster: kissing Wlado!!! Ivana kissed Wlado and went to A&E...

Max 28
8th Jul 2009, 02:06
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand.

Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kiss and saved her from horrible disaster: kissing Wlado!!! Ivana kissed Wlado and went to A&E to get some....

(A&E? :o What's that? Aqua Phobic? Me? :lol: And an air-support kiss? :lol:)

IvanaKC
8th Jul 2009, 07:44
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand.

Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kiss and saved her from horrible disaster: kissing Wlado!!! Ivana kissed Wlado and went to A&E to get some help. His kiss

(:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: )

Wlado.Srbija
8th Jul 2009, 08:46
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand.

Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kiss and saved her from horrible disaster: kissing Wlado!!! Ivana kissed Wlado and went to A&E to get some help. His kiss was so beautiful... (:rasp:)

IvanaKC
8th Jul 2009, 08:50
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand.

Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kiss and saved her from horrible disaster: kissing Wlado!!! Ivana kissed Wlado and went to A&E to get some help. His kiss was so beautiful and poisonous that Ivana

(hehe:lol:)

naraku
8th Jul 2009, 09:14
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand.

Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kiss and saved her from horrible disaster: kissing Wlado!!! Ivana kissed Wlado and went to A&E to get some help. His kiss was so beautiful and poisonous that Ivana died instantaneously from

Wlado.Srbija
8th Jul 2009, 10:06
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand.

Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kiss and saved her from horrible disaster: kissing Wlado!!! Ivana kissed Wlado and went to A&E to get some help. His kiss was so beautiful and poisonous that Ivana died instantaneously from beauty of the kiss.

Max 28
8th Jul 2009, 10:11
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand.

Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kiss and saved her from horrible disaster: kissing Wlado!!! Ivana kissed Wlado and went to A&E to get some help. His kiss was so beautiful and poisonous that Ivana died instantaneously from beauty of the kiss.

Meanwhile Natla attacked...

(Did we just write out Ivana??!! :eek:

Oh and what will we do when our word count gets too long? We might have to leave behind some paragraphs.)

IvanaKC
8th Jul 2009, 10:23
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand.

Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kiss and saved her from horrible disaster: kissing Wlado!!! Ivana kissed Wlado and went to A&E to get some help. His kiss was so beautiful and poisonous that Ivana died instantaneously from beauty of the kiss.

Meanwhile Natla attacked Max. Killing Max...

(now max is dead haha:lol:)

Max 28
8th Jul 2009, 10:56
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand.

Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kiss and saved her from horrible disaster: kissing Wlado!!! Ivana kissed Wlado and went to A&E to get some help. His kiss was so beautiful and poisonous that Ivana died instantaneously from beauty of the kiss.

Meanwhile Natla attacked Max. Killing Max was here priority...

(Not quite Ivana!
Oooh see what I did there? Huh, huh? :naughty: I used gramma to save my character. By the way, I'm imortal remember? You can't kill me off, I'm like the star that started off the story. My character will not end!!! Mwuhahaha!!!

"Max 28 you just don't know when to die" :p)

IvanaKC
8th Jul 2009, 14:39
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand.

Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kiss and saved her from horrible disaster: kissing Wlado!!! Ivana kissed Wlado and went to A&E to get some help. His kiss was so beautiful and poisonous that Ivana died instantaneously from beauty of the kiss.

Meanwhile Natla attacked Max. Killing Max was here priority. Still, Max died.

(hahahahaha you're dead now :rasp::p)

tombraidergal
8th Jul 2009, 14:46
Once upon a time Lara decided to eat some bacon which she stole from Max who then stabbed her with the kitchen knife. Then Natla came with champagne for Max because he was the one who killed Lara Croft.

Winston immediately called an Ambulance but the doctor who came was not a fan of Tomb Raider Underworld so he killed Lara again. However, Anniversary Lara appeared, and kissed Winston who changed into an eight legged lolzorsaurus with hairy tentacles sticking out of his ears. He ate the doctor and said "What a peculiar yet delightful treat to have on seven empty stomachs."

But Lara was crouching over the rainbow watching them dancing in a weird way.

They also decided to fly over a biting toothpaste covered Natla statue which then grabbed Anniversary Lara and moved her gently on a big rock. Only then to bite Winston's head off, and someone began shouting "Leave the lolzorsaurus alone, you don't understand, it's that time!".

The city clock rang and some dark clouds appeared on the horizon. It was the wrong weather to be fooling around when acid rain was falling and a storm that was approaching seemed deadly in all aspects. Lara knew what was causing the scion to destruct all living things and equipped a rocket launcher. She shot the sky and a dragon that was flying by became furious and started to terrorize Max 28's castle, which was in the floating islands above Croft Manor.

Max immediately called the electro ghostbusters who arrived in Zip's illegal van carrying Lara's illegal cannabis, crack, heroin, which she likes to smoke or sniff during the weekend.

The dragon stole it, and started to sniff and smoke the drugs and then he landed on Max28's roof and fell asleep. But the drugs caused a terrible nightmare. The Dragon fell from the roof on Zip's foot, who started to mutate into another Lolzorsaurus, which came after Max as fast as he could and almost killed him, but Wlado, as allways, saved Max from Death. The dragon then slipped on a banana and fell off the cliff on Croft Manor and he died quickly.

Croft Manor was now collapsing and the local genies decided to make some sort of bomb to collapse the mount olympus perched manor. Soon it collapsed, destroying everything around beautiful Natla statue, including Max's beloved pool. Max decided to paint the broken pool but then the meteor crashed the pool and again Max yanked his hair. He was depressed, so depressed that he was calling Lara a *Censored For Kids*. "I'm not a *Censored For Kids*!" Lara shouted at Max because he was being ungentlemanly. Lara drew her two automatic pistols and killed Max!

But still being the Immortal Max, he stood up, just as a look of shock crossed Lara's face. Lara didn't know that he was Natla's Brother, Twice Removed! Which means he's a monster too. Indeed, he instantly grew wings. But because he hadn't taken flying lessons, he has just fallen flat on the ground crying and started to scream in pain and hit his wife Madenice. She took it, saying "Unsavory Little Runt!!". Max: "Uh... What?" Madenice wants a divorce.

And then Rutland appeared eating purple banana filled donuts and jumping like some stupid monkey. Wlado got angry so his girl Ivana bought the same banana but Chaska grabbed a pink strawberry flooded banana, and gave Lara a sexy wink. Lara felt offended "*Censored For Kids*"... Chaska fell on Cupcakes while Ivana played Guitar Hero on her Xbox360.

But unfortunately, Alister tripped down the stairs and crashed her poor XBOX360. Wlado started to laugh but was crushed to find Ivana eating his doughnut, while Max was being yelled at. Lara shot Alister, everyone was saved! Except Ivana who started to sing about breaking up with former boyfriend Max! She really wants to put icing on a cupcake. RG came in and stole the three legged tarantula for his dinner.

Natla, meanwhile, was flying towards Wlado's cookie jar that held a magic wand that could blow up the house. The hero Wlado stopped and fell over, breaking the wand.

Max wanted Lara Croft in his magic flowerpot, so he went to ask Wlado if his jellybean would sprout into a grabbing plant. Madenice was, on the other side, stuck underwater so Max, who's Aqua Phobic, asked Natla for help. He kissed Madenice a air-support kiss and saved her from horrible disaster: kissing Wlado!!! Ivana kissed Wlado and went to A&E to get some help. His kiss was so beautiful and poisonous that Ivana died instantaneously from beauty of the kiss.

Meanwhile Natla attacked Max. Killing Max was here priority. Still, Max died. Celebrations from zombies...