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Azrepheal
5th Oct 2008, 21:43
Okay - so the first shots are out and people are getting spamtastic and starting flame-wars, so it's about time we cooled our guns and just had a bit of fun. I havent played DX for some time so I really shouldn't be the one to start this, nevertheless we need something to get people acting like a community again. Hence, the ever popular - THINGS I LEARNED FROM DEUS EX!

1) If you have a favourite refreshment, be nice to the maintenance man.

2) If you kill all the dangerous animals in a certain area, chances are a homeless woman will think its fine to send her pets out to play, regardless of the broken elevator / mineshaft of death and toxic radioactive barrels still in the vicinity.

3) French bread may contain traces of narcotics.

4) People dont mind if you lean over their shoulders and hack into their personal and private emails in front of their own eyes. Even your boss, the head of an international anti-terrorist organisation, doesn't care about this.

5) Nanoaugmentation causes your fingers to be stuck together.

6) Cigarettes really are bad for your health.

7) “Prolonged exposure can damage the bronchial pathways.” = Lawsuit for terrorists

8) You can't fight ideas with bullets but you can kill people with basketballs.

9) When you're walking around with millions of dollars of technology in your veins, you can't be fired. Not even if you sneak into the womens toilets. Repeatedly.

minus0ne
6th Oct 2008, 00:10
ROFL, good idea.


5) Nanoaugmentation causes your fingers to be stuck together.
Hey, they promised you could swim like a dolphin on acid, you just forgot to read the fine print :p


9) When you're walking around with billions of credits worth' technology in your veins, you can't be fired. Not even if you sneak into the womens toilets. Repeatedly.
Fixed ;) A couple million dollars wouldn't even buy you a stealth pistol :D

10) After spending 50bn credits on a nano augmented agent, they ran out of cash and decided to use the basement for an 'elite' training program, you know, where you learn stuff like jumping and opening doors.

11) Hong Kong residents like to tease Westerners by putting up kung-phony accents (you should've seen the triads make fun of you when you weren't there).

12) Zyme is a bad substitute for a pair of binoculars.

13) My most loyal allies will immediately turn to kill me if I accidentally hit them with a baton. Some things are unforgivable..

14) "Free Clinics" aren't free at all. John McCain would've been proud.

15) Whenever you see someone with a long leather overcoat, for your own personal safety, assume they're armed with everything from assault guns to RPGs. RUN.

16) JC is such a severe nicotine addict, he doesn't smoke a cigarette, he smokes a pack,.. at a time.

17) Holographic communication, yes. Holographic porn? Suspiciously absent :p

jordan_a
6th Oct 2008, 00:12
Something I've learned. Even in the future, the US Health care system still sucks.

Romeo
6th Oct 2008, 00:28
Okay - so the first shots are out and people are getting spamtastic and starting flame-wars, so it's about time we cooled our guns and just had a bit of fun. I havent played DX for some time so I really shouldn't be the one to start this, nevertheless we need something to get people acting like a community again. Hence, the ever popular - THINGS I LEARNED FROM DEUS EX!

1) If you have a favourite refreshment, be nice to the maintenance man.

2) If you kill all the dangerous animals in a certain area, chances are a homeless woman will think its fine to send her pets out to play, regardless of the broken elevator / mineshaft of death and toxic radioactive barrels still in the vicinity.

3) French bread may contain traces of narcotics.

4) People dont mind if you lean over their shoulders and hack into their personal and private emails in front of their own eyes. Even your boss, the head of an international anti-terrorist organisation, doesn't care about this.

5) Nanoaugmentation causes your fingers to be stuck together.

6) Cigarettes really are bad for your health.

7) “Prolonged exposure can damage the bronchial pathways.” = Lawsuit for terrorists

8) You can't fight ideas with bullets but you can kill people with basketballs.

9) When you're walking around with millions of dollars of technology in your veins, you can't be fired. Not even if you sneak into the womens toilets. Repeatedly.

ROFL, good idea.


Hey, they promised you could swim like a dolphin on acid, you just forgot to read the fine print :p


Fixed ;) A couple million dollars wouldn't even buy you a stealth pistol :D

10) After spending 50bn credits on a nano augmented agent, they ran out of cash and decided to use the basement for an 'elite' training program, you know, where you learn stuff like jumping and opening doors.

11) Hong Kong residents like to tease Westerners by putting up kung-phony accents (you should've seen the triads make fun of you when you weren't there).

12) Zyme is a bad substitute for a pair of binoculars.

13) My most loyal allies will immediately turn to kill me if I accidentally hit them with a baton. Some things are unforgivable..

14) "Free Clinics" aren't free at all. John McCain would've been proud.

15) Whenever you see someone with a long leather overcoat, for your own personal safety, assume they're armed with everything from assault guns to RPGs. RUN.

16) JC is such a severe nicotine addict, he doesn't smoke a cigarette, he smokes a pack,.. at a time.

17) Holographic communication, yes. Holographic porn? Suspiciously absent :p
LOL! Genious!

18) All you need to do to get signed by the Knicks is score one hoops, from anywhere, when no one is watching.

19) Even if you're holding a Rocket Launcher, bartenders still wont hesitate to go after you with a pistol for breaking the rules.

20) People honestly don't mind if you take their stuff. Anna appreciates watching you waltz in and steal her candy bar, truly.

21) People wont care if you stand a foot away and eavesdrop, but if you even think of saying something, oh boy...

22) Apparently in the bars, warm liquors are stored on the shelf. Cold liquors are stored in imagination-land and appear only when paid for.

23) 747's are so durable they exist fifty years into the future.

24) Global warming is a lie, I don't see Hong Kong on fire when I first touchdown.

25) The couple in the room beside Paul's have some SERIOUS stamina. Stand there for a quarter hour? No problem. A few hours? They might've changed positions, but they never stopped. More than twenty-four full hours? They probably moved the whole bed (without stopping) into the kitchen so he could make a sandwich without having to stop. By my estimates, the couple could only be the Energizer Bunny and Paris Hilton. Because they both just keep going and going and going...

Azrepheal
6th Oct 2008, 01:11
26) Contrary to what you're told about 'killswitches' and the like, your brothers life or death situation actually hangs on whether or not you jump through a window.

27) If you want to find a French resistance group, or a Chinese Triad, the best solution is: GO CLUBBING!!

K^2
6th Oct 2008, 01:17
28) Security guards are instructed to assume a victim slipped and fell on a knife 3 times if a murderer is not found within a few minutes.

29) Alerting authorities about dead bodies isn't necessary either. Cleaner bots will get them.

30) Any life threatening injury can be cured with common water. Lots and lots of water.

Romeo
6th Oct 2008, 01:23
28) Despite what you may have heard, any form of alcohol is actually 40% as good for you as soy. And twice as good for you as water.

29) Whether it's an once or a few litres, no amount of alcohol will ever hurt you, nor will an added amount impair your ability to wield a firearm any more.

30) Being a nano-augmented agent means you never have to go the washroom. EVER.

K^2
6th Oct 2008, 01:40
You stole my numbers, Romeo. For that we'll have to cross the swords. And also, because you are Montague, but that's just for formality.

Azrepheal
6th Oct 2008, 21:57
31...ish... or is it 34?...) Despite the world economy in tatters and shortage of supplies coupled with massive recession, people dont feel their limited funds will be at any danger if they write their account numbers and passwords down on unencrypted data pads and leave them lying around.

35) People will only read one of about 5 books.

36) Assault is the only suspicious action you can commit. You can sneak into a top-secret facility, you can steal all their candy bars, hell, you can even jump up and down on a giant concrete hand in their main lobby and they wont bat an eyelid. Throw a flask at someone, however....

Absentia
6th Oct 2008, 22:26
37) As soon as you enter a ventilation shaft, you activate a secret cloaking augmentation, rendering you invisible to the human eye.

38) Australian bartenders know quite a lot about politics.

39) Carrying a weapon whilst unsupervised in a top secret lab that you only were able to access after murdering an employee (strangely enough, nobody picked up on that one...) then walking straight up to the ROM-encoding computer terminal is totally fine, but hacking into it and pressing the only button visible pn it is a criminal offence punishable by death.

40) MJ12 soldiers, like dogs, can't look up.


41) uh .....A BOMB!!

SemiAnonymous
6th Oct 2008, 22:27
42: Nano-augmented agents can't use telephones. Ever.

43: Light can be seen clear on the other side of a concrete wall

44: If you appear in a bouncers little check room, he just tells you to leave, permitting you to steal everything and kill him.

45: Shooting kiddies is A-OK!

46: Dead seagulls evolve into aquatic seagulls when they hit the water.

Overtime
6th Oct 2008, 22:46
47) Sun glasses must be worn all the time and everywhere!

48) You can swim like a dolphin fully clothed.

49) The night lasts forever

Azrepheal
6th Oct 2008, 23:21
50) Morgan Everett is keeping a man in a fridge for his knowledge and wisdom, and absolutely not so he can make puns about 'keeping deBeers cold'.

51) A few well placed explosives will make a ship... well, shake about a bit forever. It's also a better plan to attempt to sink a ship when it is docked in a location with a water lever so low it couldnt sink even if it fell over.

K^2
7th Oct 2008, 05:13
35) People will only read one of about 5 books.
52) ... And get bored with them so fast, publishers never bother to put more than a few paragraphs in a book.

DXeXodus
7th Oct 2008, 05:22
53) Tranquilizer darts only work when firmly lodged about six inches into the victims skull.

54) One day when you die, the camera will spiral upwards into the air as it focuses on your dead body.

55) Heavy weapons only make you walk slowly if you carry them in your hands. Strap them to your back for maximum speed.

56) Trees are really just two intersecting textured planes.

57) Dead bodies will always morph into the same shape if you pick them up.

58) In 50 years time people will remove their ears and paint on new ones. Similar to what some woman do nowadays with eyebrows.

59) If you cant remember the combination to your locker, just try 0451. Works every time.

Azrepheal
8th Oct 2008, 00:57
60) Despite being a worldwide organisation, UNATCO can only afford 4 offices in its headquarters (and one of these is shared by 2 of its top agents)

61) Spending money on cool stuff (like a giant concrete hand) may be nice in the short term, but youll feel the loss in the long run-
MJ12 Commando: So you know what to do?
Assassin: I plant ze bomb.
MJ12 Commando: Right. On the helicopter.
Assassin: Heeelicopter.
MJ12 Commando: ...yes. Right. You know about infiltration, right? Assume an identity, hide the body...
Assassin: ...
MJ12 Commando: You know, basic stuff to stop the plan being ruined?
Assassin: ...
MJ12 Commando: <sigh> screw craigslist, i'm doing it myself next time.

62) Hotel owners of the future will have as much financial sense as the government. That is, rather than fix their broken lifts and dodgy decor, they will instead spend all their money on a secret closet / moving bookcase section in one room.

63) Even when the fate of the world is in your hands and their are hired killers out to get you... you still can't help but smirk as you run around underneath a graveyard, popping up like a gopher to shoot soldiers in the back.

64) Even though an all-knowing AI may seem like a perfect benign ruler, to achieve it's knowledge it will have had to have seen everything on the Internet. Yes everything. Even THAT. And no mind with that kind of knowledge should be put it charge of the human race.

Mystgunz
8th Oct 2008, 01:32
42: Nano-augmented agents can't use telephones. Ever.

43: Light can be seen clear on the other side of a concrete wall

44: If you appear in a bouncers little check room, he just tells you to leave, permitting you to steal everything and kill him.

45: Shooting kiddies is A-OK!

46: Dead seagulls evolve into aquatic seagulls when they hit the water.

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i heard something bad happens when you kill kids in deus ex games ive never done it is it true?

Mecranth
8th Oct 2008, 01:37
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SemiAnonymous
8th Oct 2008, 02:35
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i heard something bad happens when you kill kids in deus ex games ive never done it is it true?

Not as far as I know

K^2
8th Oct 2008, 03:45
Somebody comments on it via info link, but I never noticed any negative consequences to it.

3nails4you
8th Oct 2008, 04:12
65. If you want intelligent political conversation with people you will never see again, go see Isaac. He is an African-American-Australian tending a bar in Hong Kong. He and you can SERIOUSLY stop and talk about the world government for about 15 minutes. I don't CARE if you have 12 hours to live or that you're on the run from the Chinese police for "accidentally" robbing that closed mart in the mall. Most important life lesson.

66. Morgan Everett carries a one-of-a-kind prototype weapon that you happen to also be carrying in your inventory (I attack everyone in the game on invincible mode to see what weps they have).

67. No matter how many empty threats are made, no one will EVER take action if you, say, throw a flagpole at them, or maybe hit them in the head with a gold trophy.
"Stop messing around!"
"I mean it, get back to work!"
"You're joking, right?"
"Stop messing around!"
Repeat as necessary.

3nails4you
8th Oct 2008, 04:14
37) As soon as you enter a ventilation shaft, you activate a secret cloaking augmentation, rendering you invisible to the human eye.

38) Australian bartenders know quite a lot about politics.

39) Carrying a weapon whilst unsupervised in a top secret lab that you only were able to access after murdering an employee (strangely enough, nobody picked up on that one...) then walking straight up to the ROM-encoding computer terminal is totally fine, but hacking into it and pressing the only button visible pn it is a criminal offence punishable by death.

40) MJ12 soldiers, like dogs, can't look up.


41) uh .....A BOMB!!

Sorry didn't read #38 before my above post.

TheMorten
8th Oct 2008, 06:26
68. If you install a secret lab, complete with its own security detail, in a hotel in Hong Kong, nobody will care except for the guy living next to the temple. Oh, and even he hasn't noticed all the building materials being transferred to the upper floors of said hotel. But there's something wrong, alright.

69. UN troopers care not for human lives and despise pathetic CS gas, in favor of full-auto rifles. They also insult people who equipped them with said pathetic CS gas. Poor sods just wanna kill someone.

70. A lightsaber (that's what it is, after all!) will not take up less space in your backpack when you turn it off. Really, you might as well have left it turned on the whole time.

71. It is impossible to put a silencer on a 10mm pistol.

72. - but you can still put said silencer on anything from a 7.62 assault rifle to a sniper frame built for 12.7mm round (.50).

73. Oh yeah, and you can fire cal .30 ammo from a cal .50 chamber & barrel. Just plug it right in.

74. In the future, cellphones are hacker tools.

75. In the future, lockpicks need nanites to work - even on pre-millenium door locks.

76. In the future, it's OK to trip-wire a parking basement.

77. In the future, lasers shine brightly for all to see. Even the alarm lasers emit this light, so as to boldly warn anyone not to try any stupid tricks!

78. In the future, your eyes will glow even though you are "virtually indistinguishable for the general populace".

K^2
8th Oct 2008, 06:40
77. In the future, lasers shine brightly for all to see. Even the alarm lasers emit this light, so as to boldly warn anyone not to try any stupid tricks!
They explain this one in IW. They say that you can't see the laser beam. What you see is a hologram projected to warn innocent bystanders that there is a security system in place.

TheMorten
8th Oct 2008, 06:53
They explain this one in IW. They say that you can't see the laser beam. What you see is a hologram projected to warn innocent bystanders that there is a security system in place.

Read closely, and you might see I've covered that. :p

My problem isn't the stun beams, but the alarm triggers. I don't think anyone would warn people that they were setting off an alarm if they passed through somewhere they aren't allowed. :o

Jerion
8th Oct 2008, 07:27
79. Wearing a dark trenchcoat at sunglasses makes you look like a corporate contractor or an assassin, and either way people will still go out of their way to let you into high-security areas.

Azrepheal
8th Oct 2008, 07:39
80) Some secret societies have so many members they will happily dispatch a platoon to Hong Kong to...um... 'guard a sword.'

81) Fire safety officals of the future have abandoned the 'Stop, drop and roll' technique for the less effective but vastly more amusing 'Run around on fire... into your friends' technique.

82) In the future, one can of drink / candy bar / pack of rice will take up as much space in your backpack as 10 of the exact same item.

83) If you fall from a really great height, bloody chunks of your body will hit the ground after you do.

Mindmute
8th Oct 2008, 10:58
84) Jumping on top of a military bot while tossing a scrambler grenade and screaming "gyyiiaaap" is an fun way of dispatching an enemy platoon and up to 4 innocent bystanders.

85) Women in the future don't take to kindly to being called a "flatlander". In fact, they might downright explode.

86) Professional helicopter pilots working for high profile UN agencies like to drink and "drive".

87) Tabloid reporters are spies. All of them... For safe measure shoot them all in the head when you spot them at free clinics.

88) When you meet the leader of a French resistance group in a huge layer of underground catacombs, just kill him. Really...
It'll save your little brother a lot of hassle.

89) When you quit your job, never turn your back on your boss, lest he'll shoot you in it.

90) Eating HUGE ammounts of candy bars is not only good for growing back lost bodyparts, it will never make you fat.

91) He wanted orange! It gave him lemon-lime and machines would not have made such mistakes... Perhaps his finger slipped?
No! It was the maintenance man! He knew he liked orange!

TheMorten
8th Oct 2008, 12:04
92. Guys in white suits are bad news! No exception! Either they don't trust you even though the world's freedom and your life is at stake, or they are the cause of said threats!

93. Special forces are not afraid of the dark. -in fact, they love it so much they never wear nightvision.

94. Robot men can get hurt from being put on fire.

95. Sewers often have installed lights, turned on 24 hours a day.

96. In the future, no matter how hurt you are, all it takes is a healer bot and the press of a button - provided you have any fingers left.

97. In the future, each computer will have three oddly shaped screens and two keyboards but, curiously, no mouse.

3nails4you
8th Oct 2008, 15:24
98. Even in 2052, the gas prices are lower than they are RIGHT NOW (read the gas station sign where Tiffany Savage is held).

99. If someone sets off an alarm, everything will be OK in about a minute. No need for further reports. Just assume they're gone when the alarm goes off.

100. set DeusEx.JCDentonMale bCheatsEnabled true
It solves all problems.

3nails4you
9th Oct 2008, 17:48
101. If you happen to drop a TNT crate and blow your legs off, you will still be able to walk. Just slower. And you won't be able to tell by looking in a mirror.

Mr. Perfect
9th Oct 2008, 20:26
102. Whacking someone on the back of the head with a baton generaly just makes them mad, while a swift crack to the lumbar region will knock them out.

103. You can blow open any container you wish, as the contents will remain intact.

104. Your fellow guards will regularly leave the facility without telling anyone. Eleven of them have already left your facility tonight, probably to start a cricket team.

3nails4you
9th Oct 2008, 21:54
105. JC Denton. In the fresh.

106. Don't just go in guns-a-blazing into a public area and wipe out all the civilians. Generally, one of them will be important later in life and are in fact invincible.

107. If a major fight breaks out in New York City with dozens of civilians potentially in the crossfire, a deployment of about 2 riot cops should suffice.

108. Chinese actresses can survive falls from penthouse apartments. Must be that Crouching Tiger stuff.

3nails4you
10th Oct 2008, 03:41
109. Air Force bases such as Vandenberg are too cool for actual launch pads or air strips. Just a research building and communications bunker, stuff like that.

110. In order to prevent tampering with missiles, make sure to kill the guy that's just standing there near the rocket. It must be HIM who's tampering with the rocket. Since he's working so hard, standing sideways next to the rocket and all. I mean really. Must be him.

111. By 2052, most people will assume non-hostility. Just whip out your pistol or, heck, even your flamethrower, and point it right next to a guy's head. Bum on the street won't mind. Top secret government robot agent won't mind. Leader of a multi-national anti-terrorist force won't mind. Nobody really minds.

112. If you...ahem...accidentally...smack someone with a baton whilst in a super-fortified government base, I recommend hiding in the doctor's closet and listening to people say "Hey, where'd he go?" or "We get this guy and we all get a bonus." Don't be offended, they don't really mean it. If they say "Guess he got away" that really is code-word for "I don't wanna play this game anymore, come on out and we'll all act like nothing happened."

Gizmostuff
10th Oct 2008, 05:42
113. If you stab, shoot, or impale an incontinence or otherwise enemy/victim multiple times, you inadvertently (unless you're just sick) make them explode.

114. You can make a bottle of beer ice cold with a fire extinguisher in less than a minute.

115. You can clone as many things as you want...all you need is a universal constructor. The trick is getting it to stop.

116. If you happen to want to go on a lunatic rampage, you'll notice that people's death noise rarely differs from one to the next.

117. Cleaner bots don't clean jack! Unless that one at the Ton hotel is just broken.

118. If you happen to harm that cleaner bot at work, your employer will terminate you ( permanently ) Even if you explain to them that they are invulnerable.

119. It's really easy to plant a bomb on a stealth helicopter even when the pilot rarely leaves the cockpit.

120. You can get top secret info about Area 51; all it will cost you is a cold one...or free...see #114 if you're too cheap to buy.

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42. Nano-augmented agents can't use telephones. Ever. ( but government AI's can )

47. Sun glasses must be worn all the time and everywhere! (only if your vision is augmented)

Red
10th Oct 2008, 09:55
121. If you want to pick a lock on a door, just start scratching it with a bended metallic stick.

122. While you can augment yourself only with help of a med-bot, you can upgrade your augmentations by drinking the nanites from an upgrade canister.

123. If you'd like to save your brother's life, you'd better exit the building via main entrance, otherwise he'll die.

TrickyVein
10th Oct 2008, 17:15
124. There is always a secret entrance to a tunnel behind a stall in the woman's bathroom.

125. No one likes to dance to bar music in New York.

126. There are at least three different ways to do something. Anything. All the time.

127. Bums are a lot smarter than they look.

128. The president is an alien.

129. You can find a bottle of red wine on any street corner and block in France.

130. There are angelfish in the waters around Liberty Island.

TrickyVein
10th Oct 2008, 17:33
131. Bartenders in NY won't talk to you unless you stand on their counter.

132. Human beings will have lost their ability to climb over obstacles in the future. We all must jump.

133. Elite government agents aren't "big into books."

134. Don't pay for any escort services in Hong Kong, they'll just rip you off.

135. Contrary to popular belief, the assault rifle is one of the modern world's least effective and dangerous weapons.

136. Locked door or locker? Just give it a few smart raps with a crowbar and watch it shatter!

v.dog
10th Oct 2008, 19:56
83) If you fall from a really great height, bloody chunks of your body will hit the ground after you do.That's because you 'bounced'.:eek:

137. If someone offers you something while your hands are full, they'll just give you more and more until stop having the same conversation with them.

138. You only need one lock pick or hack tool, if you pick a lock without looking at it.

139. You can eat all the chips and candy bars you want and never feel sick or put on weight.

140. Stay away from guys in black suits and shades, they explode when they die. (Heaven forbid one should ever suffer from a heart attack in a crowded restaurant.)

3nails4you
10th Oct 2008, 20:28
141. Secret vaccine barrels stolen by terrorists from an anti-terrorist organization should be left in the open as to avoid suspicion and guarded by approximately 2 guards. It should also be stored in front of a fortunately human-sized and habitable ventilation system grate for maximum findablity.

142. Well-funded military-type organizations with top-secret laboratories, nanotechnological weaponry, international anti-terrorist subsidiaries, exploding robot people, and billion-dollar top agents often operate out of sewers in Hell's Kitchen.

3nails4you
11th Oct 2008, 01:13
143. By 2052, the ability to fall over will be lost. All people will be either standing, sitting, or dead.

144. In 2052, most elevators, despite servicing several story buildings, will include only up and down buttons. These will automatically take you towards things the elevator deems important.

145. The nanoaugmentation/augmentation interface only allows for the nanoaugmented agent to attack the augmented agent when the augmented agent is trying to kill the nanoaugmented agent, but not when he is trying to incapacitate and capture him.

Romeo
11th Oct 2008, 03:25
Here's a few Invisible War ones for ya.

146. EVERYTHING always has some form of a conspiracy, even coffee shops.

147. Every bar on Earth will play the same music from the same singer.

148. All languages other than the one you speak have been forgotten. They've been unfied...

149. ...Much like the ammo. Somehow miniature robots have little rockets in their back, to propel ammo, and the rest remain explosive... Yet somehow don't explode when bullets impact an object. Why is that?

150. The janitors are really nice. Need to sneak into a high-security appartment? Ask the janitor, he knows how to.

151. Somehow in Cairo, people were unable to hear the sound of a massive 20-foot tall mech, because there's a thin wall in between. Apparently sound-deadening material has come a long way since then.

152. Security never go off unless YOU go through them. Alex Denton must have a bar-code sticker stuck to his shoe.

153. Despite the leagues of people who hate them, the only true threat to the Omar is a specific style of enemy. Once you infiltrate a highly-guarded area and snap some spy photos, they use this information to do... Absolutely nothing. You still have to deal with the mech yourself.

154. Coffee beans in the future are very flammable. So much so one could substitute them for firewood if need-be.

155. No matter how many times you've killed their men, defied their plans and just generally annoyed them, provided you do what they ask when EVERYBODY wants you to do something, you're their ally.

156. Despite being best friends, Billie and you stopped seeing eachother due to a difference in religion. Things get worse following that.

157. After 25 years of advancement in bio-engineering, the best advancement to come out of it were flaming penguins. Capable of surviving extreme cold, yet also unharned by constant, vicious flames, the only thing to survive armageddon are the Omar and these buggers. The rest of this domain is unchanged, and you essentially are no different than what an agent would be many years earlier...

Mindmute
11th Oct 2008, 14:46
158 - In the future everyone can tap into Alex's infolink and find out what he's been doing. yet somehow you can kill an astonishing ammount of innocent people and no one will complain about that.

3nails4you
11th Oct 2008, 17:30
159. To solve rat infestations, just sit there and hope someone steps on them. Calling an exterminator or even moving is out of the question.

160. Hacking an ATM comes with a handy feature that allows you to access only 1 person's money per terminal.

161. If you find a way into the police station, the guards automatically assume hostility. However, if other citizens seek refuge in the station, they are welcomed with open arms, no questions asked.

162. When you capture a stealth helicopter, don't do a thing about it. Just chill out in the break room or have a smoke on the roof. But NEVER send someone to confront the captives or attempt to acknowledge that you have prisoners in any way.

163. What constitutes a 'good thief' is a computer geek that manages to carry some boxes from one place to another while no one else is there.

Azrepheal
11th Oct 2008, 17:38
164) (DX:IW) You know that thing you do at night? Well, scientist are watching from behind your ceiling. Probably recording it too. Sickos.

3nails4you
14th Oct 2008, 13:46
165. In the future, death of ANY kind causes the body to automatically lose an exact amount of blood that is standard among all humanity.