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LaraCroftRox
2nd Sep 2008, 19:38
As I walk up to Croft Manor, clutching a notebook full of all your questions, I spot Alister running around the corner of Lara's exstensive manor. He looks terrified. Close behind is Zip, who has a manic grin on his face, waving a... well something that obviously is terrifying Alister.


http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f256/LaraCroftRox/AdareManor.jpg

I'm not even going to ask.

The ageing front doors are open so I let myself in.
Looking around the foyer for Lara, I can't help notice the absence of the portrait above the fireplace, depictating Lara's parents. That and Winston.
Honestly, you'd think he'd have some..butlering or something to do, instead of gazing into a fire all day.
Anyway.

Slow as I am, I realize Lara is sitting on a nearby sofa to the fireplace.
(I mentally note to kick myself later. Probably looked like a right idiot standing there staring at nothing...)

''Ah, hello'' Lara says, standing up with a smile on her face.

''Honored to meet you'' I say.

We shake hands and, as I'm about to sit down I realize the battered state of the sofa, with soaking wet, assorted books piled on top.
Lara notices me looking and says:

''Oh, sorry about that. You can blame Alister and Zip for it. (she laughs) Boys will be boys I supose.''

I smile and start shooting your questions at her.
GamemasterJJ says:
1. What were you're opinions on Angel of Darkness?
Angel Of What? You've lost me.

2. Lara Croft, will you marry me? (Joking!)
She looks at me, clearly shocked.
''Thier questions not mine'' I say.
(She laughs) Unlike some people, I don't tend to marry people I've never met.

3. What was your favourite expedition?
I love all my adventures, but If I had to choose, It would probably be my very fist diggs with my father.

4. Do you like Angelina Jolie?
Who? (She looks genuinley confused, so I move on.)




TombRaiderPrincess says:
1. IMPORTANT QUESTION!! How do you get your hair so shiny?!
(She laughs) Is it really that shiny? I don't really pay attention. But if you must know I use (She whispers something) I hope I helped!

2. Do you seriously like Zip and Alister?
I love both of them. They are my closest friends.

PRESENT- A water gun!! Cuz like, I was thinking that you had all these techy shiny guns but nothing to silence annoying idiots. (Naming no names )

Umm, why thank you!


Laura Croft says:
1. Lara, can I come visit you and stay for a few weeks? We can do all sorts of fun things at your house.
I'm sorry, I couldn't risk it. One must have precautions after all. But I'm sure we would have a lot of fun. (She winks)

2. Are we going to recieve answers to these questions?
It seems so! (She laughs)

Joke Present:
A can of baked beans.
Thank you! That is among my favourite foods.



Ben-Raider says:
1 - Do you get scared when you enter tombs?
Excited? Yes. Exhilirated? Yes. Intrigued? Yes. Scared? Never. (She winks)

2 - Whats going to happen to the world when you die of old age?
Well, I assume it would go on as normal. You speak as if the world depends on me! (She smiles)

3 - What was your favourite place to visit?
Oh, I can't choose.

4 - What was your least favourite?
It has too be a submarine.


Blonde Croft says:
1. who do you fancy?
Well, that would be telling. (A cheesy grin)

2. why don't you come on the forums your famous here! lol
Well if this forum is aware of my life, that's not the best news I've had today...

3. can i have your old guns! i need to kill someone on the AoD threads
(She looks thoughtfull) My Dual Pistols? I'm afraid not. (She looks apologetic) Thier my good luck charm.

4. same as TombRaiderPrincess! how DO you Get your hair so shiny!!!
I believe I have already anwsered that. (She chuckles)


Lagoon Bug says:
1. Now that you've killed men with guns, would you consider becoming a feminist vigilante?

You speak as if I would enjoy killing more people! I regret it deeply. (She looks genuinley upset. Thanks for that Lagoon Bug! :P)


larac_tr says:
1) What's it like to be as awesome as you are?
Thank you for the compliment. (She says nothing else, so I carry on)


NightRain says:
1. Can I be your new Butler ?
I will permanently dispose of the old one for you. I'm sure you're not quite fond of him at all anymore.
Not fond of him? Of course I am. Winston is like a grandfather to me.

2. Would you like to guest star in a fighting game like Soul Calibur, Tekken or Virtua Fighter ?
I'm afraid I don't play video games, so I can't really say.

3. Do you personally believe your Tomb Raiding wardrobe is skimpy ?
No, it's all-purpose. Can you imagine exploring through a rainforest in India, or a desert in Egypt wearing full length jeans and a long top?

4. Will you risk your life and eventually return ALL artifacts and relics to their original sites ?
(She laughs) Never.


Arctic says:
1. Don't you ever hurt yourself, when you're jumping around in the ancient tombs?
I can't recall exactly how many injuries I've had in the field. (She laughs loudly)

2. How was your releasionship with your father?
I don't wish to talk about him...

3. Do you fear anything? (I know it's a stupid question - of course you don't!)
Everyone has a fear. Well, when I was younger, my Aunt's dog (A Corgie) repeatedly attacked me, so I would consider that a fear...

4. Do you ever feel sorry for the animals or people, you kill?
(She sighs)
(I think I've upset her... thanks Arctic :P)


TessaTombRaider007 says:
1. How do you keep your legs shaved? (You can't fit all of that in your back pack!)
(She laughs loudly) A lady should be modest!

2. What's your favorite bad guy? (2 Kill)
You think I enjoy killing?


annebelle86 says:
1. what do you think about the models that (attempt to) portray you?
I'm sorry?

2. who does your hair?
(She smiles) I do. Although Alister sometimes helps with plaits.

3. what endboss was hardest for you to slay?
I'm not sure what you mean by end-boss, but I once had to slay a dragon. You don't have to believe me! (She winks)

4. what do you think about the fans on the forums?
What forums? I don't have much time for internet...



Lara_Super_Fan says:
1. How does feel to be immortal?
Immortal? Of couse I'm not immortal.

2.If Amanda wanted to join forces with you, would you let her?
No, becuase she never would...

Present:

Thor's Hammer
Thank you, but this is obviously a ceremonial copy.



andrew90 says:
1. How is it, doing all the stuffs you do?
I'm having the time of my life. I wouldn't trade it for anything.

2. How much do you train?
I train in my gym most days. I hate having free time.

3. What do you think about your fans?
I have fans?



Tombfan#1 says:
1. what is your pet peeve?
My pet peeve? Hmm. Probably high heels. I hate them. I think I've had to wear them....6 times in my life...

2. do you like animals?
Well Yes, but sometimes certain things can't be avoided... (She sighs)

3. how do you feel about being so popular
I wasn't aware that I am popular...


tombraider1best says:
1. do you seriuosly ever change your clothes you must reeek (you were wearing the same clothes for about three years)
I must have been unconscience during these years as I don't remember! (She laughs) Seriously though, I have numerous sets of sports and casual outfits. I get changed twice a day like others.

2. what do you think of rayne (bloodrayne seriees is she a competision to you
Is this another video game?
I havn't the foggiest.

3. how many viecles do you have
Let's see, my Ducati motorbike, quad bike... and my Land Rover, actually here's a picture:


http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f256/LaraCroftRox/stags004.jpg

4.would you ever have a pet
If I ever did, It would be a low maintenance cat. Definetley NOT a dog...

5. do you want cheese with you cheese burger
If your offering, yes, why not?


_Tomb_Raider_ says:
1. Lara what do you think about new game?
Which new game? I can't recall how many times I have said I DO NOT play video games.

2. Lara what do you think about Alister?
I've already said that as well...


ditom says:
1.What do you think about nightvision in next TR game?
(She sighs) Excuse me?
( Note to TR forum people: PLEASE STOP with the games questions! Shes's glaring at me now....)

2.What you would you like to add to your equipment?
Possibly, a map. No, I'm kidding, that would be farrr to easy.


3.I have free weekend.Can we go out together?
Maybe Someday!



Vv.LadyCroft.vV says:
1. Which is your favorite outfit?
Clothes that don't restrict me.

2. Which hairstyle do you prefer, the braid or the ponytail?
Probably...the braid.



Larahair says:
1. How long does it take you to brush your hair and braid it etc
Not very long. 15 minutes at the most. I don't make a fuss of my hair anyway.

2. What do you eat/drink when on adventure
All right, I have to admit I love chocolate. I usually drink at any lakes, or waterfalls I discover.

3. Why do you like baked beans so much.
Ah, one of Earth's greatest mysteries... (She laughs loudly)

4. Do the bad guys pull your hair
Do you think I'd ever let them get that close?


Lo says:
1) How do you sustain yourself on zero food?
I already explained that I love chocolate. Please don't make me feel more guilty! (She smiles)


2) How come you don't get frostbite when wearing shorts in Tibet?
I run fast.

3) How come you manage to fit 57 medpacks, a rocket launcher, harpoon gun, laser site, grenade launcher, various keys, binoculars, artefacts, shotgun shells, Uzi clips and 96 flares in your miniscule backpack?
I have my ways. Which I don't plan on telling you! (She laughs)

4) What are the contents of your medipacks seeing as you rarely have a cut, bruise, swelling or blister?
The contents are various ointments and minerals.


Rexie says:
1) How did you feel about what Kurtis did to you at the gallery?
Not overjoyed, to say the least. Though... I hardly remember that entire episode at all...I don't know what it is....


Tomb-Dude says:
1. Lara what do you think about this whole Avalon adventure?
It's exciting that my mother might be still alive. This is definetley something I'll need to bring a camera for.

2. What did you think about Amanda turning against you after your great friendship
I saw it coming after I found out she'd survived...

blonde croft
2nd Sep 2008, 19:42
OMG love it!
Lara is so funny! thank you LCR!

LaraCroftRox
2nd Sep 2008, 19:48
OMG love it!
Lara is so funny! thank you LCR!


I didn't think it was that good.... Lara is funny? lol how? :lol:

Lo
2nd Sep 2008, 19:52
Great stuff Roxie gal!! Very inventive and amusing answers. Thank you so much for taking the trouble to write all that up, well worth the read! :D

LaraCroftRox
2nd Sep 2008, 19:53
Great stuff Roxie gal!! Very inventive and amusing answers. Thank you so much for taking the trouble to write all that up, well worth the read! :D


Thankies. :rasp: :D Err.... Roxie? lol

Tomb-Dude
2nd Sep 2008, 20:08
OMG that was fantastic!
That was actually really interesting, very clever and well done ;)
Made me laugh on some parts :lol:

LaraCroftRox
2nd Sep 2008, 20:11
I bet you anything half the people that asked questions won't even read this lol :lol:

Raindrops Melody
2nd Sep 2008, 20:13
@Lara Croft - A lady should be modest! :lol: :lol: :o :lol:
@LCR - great job!!!!! love it!!!!!!:D& she would have a dog!! :p

dark7angel
2nd Sep 2008, 20:21
That's really cool!!!
You did a Great job:D I really enjoyed reading it!!!

Mr Croft
2nd Sep 2008, 20:24
OMG that was fantastic!
That was actually really interesting, very clever and well done ;)
Made me laugh on some parts :lol:


I agree with you.
Well done :D

annebelle86
2nd Sep 2008, 20:41
very good!!!:D

the part that made me laugh was the intro:lol: YOU are funny;)

but i really liked it:D:thumbsup:

Lo
2nd Sep 2008, 21:27
Thankies. :rasp: :D Err.... Roxie? lol

Sorry LaraCroftRox, it's just my way of giving you a (hopefully!), affectionate nickname as opposed to LCR but if you prefer LCR or your full name do say as I don't want to offend :o

Laura Croft
3rd Sep 2008, 10:19
LCR this is great. It reads like Lara Croft too. I can imagine her saying these things in real life, if she were real. This one made me laugh.


2) How come you don't get frostbite when wearing shorts in Tibet?
I run fast.

^Lol!

This was fun to do, thanks LCR.
And yay! She liked the can of baked beans I gave her. :D Haha. Gutted she won't let me stay though, pssh! u_u

LaraCroftRox
3rd Sep 2008, 10:21
Well she's a busy girl... :rasp:

Mr Croft
3rd Sep 2008, 10:53
Well she's a busy girl... :rasp:

Busy girl gotta go. :rasp:

josh1122
3rd Sep 2008, 11:00
cool interview, enjoyed it :thumbsup:

TwinPistols
3rd Sep 2008, 13:43
:lol: Great work, LCR!
It's funny, lara doesn't know she is a game character! I thought she knew she has fans, she is member of this forum! (Search posts by Lara Croft, she only posted twice, it must be a joke of the mods.)
some day you'll have to make another interview!
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

LaraCroftRox
3rd Sep 2008, 16:13
:lol: Great work, LCR!
It's funny, lara doesn't know she is a game character! I thought she knew she has fans, she is member of this forum! (Search posts by Lara Croft, she only posted twice, it must be a joke of the mods.)
some day you'll have to make another interview!
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Of who? :whistle:

TwinPistols
3rd Sep 2008, 16:15
you should make one of Kurtis Trent, since you LOVE Kurtis...:rasp: :D :rolleyes:

LaraCroftRox
3rd Sep 2008, 16:29
you should make one of Kurtis Trent, since you LOVE Kurtis...:rasp: :D :rolleyes:

SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!! You have just unleashed pure evil. Congratualtions. :lol:

TwinPistols
3rd Sep 2008, 16:31
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh, God what I did?

Greenas
3rd Sep 2008, 16:31
As I walk up to Croft Manor, clutching a notebook full of all your questions, I spot Alister running around the corner of Lara's exstensive manor. He looks terrified. Close behind is Zip, who has a manic grin on his face, waving a... well something that obviously is terrifying Alister.


http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f256/LaraCroftRox/AdareManor.jpg

I'm not even going to ask.

The ageing front doors are open so I let myself in.
Looking around the foyer for Lara, I can't help notice the absence of the portrait above the fireplace, depictating Lara's parents. That and Winston.
Honestly, you'd think he'd have some..butlering or something to do, instead of gazing into a fire all day.
Anyway.

Slow as I am, I realize Lara is sitting on a nearby sofa to the fireplace.
(I mentally note to kick myself later. Probably looked like a right idiot standing there staring at nothing...)

''Ah, hello'' Lara says, standing up with a smile on her face.

''Honored to meet you'' I say.

We shake hands and, as I'm about to sit down I realize the battered state of the sofa, with soaking wet, assorted books piled on top.
Lara notices me looking and says:

''Oh, sorry about that. You can blame Alister and Zip for it. (she laughs) Boys will be boys I supose.''

I smile and start shooting your questions at her.
GamemasterJJ says:
1. What were you're opinions on Angel of Darkness?
Angel Of What? You've lost me.

2. Lara Croft, will you marry me? (Joking!)
She looks at me, clearly shocked.
''Thier questions not mine'' I say.
(She laughs) Unlike some people, I don't tend to marry people I've never met.

3. What was your favourite expedition?
I love all my adventures, but If I had to choose, It would probably be my very fist diggs with my father.

4. Do you like Angelina Jolie?
Who? (She looks genuinley confused, so I move on.)




TombRaiderPrincess says:
1. IMPORTANT QUESTION!! How do you get your hair so shiny?!
(She laughs) Is it really that shiny? I don't really pay attention. But if you must know I use (She whispers something) I hope I helped!

2. Do you seriously like Zip and Alister?
I love both of them. They are my closest friends.

PRESENT- A water gun!! Cuz like, I was thinking that you had all these techy shiny guns but nothing to silence annoying idiots. (Naming no names )

Umm, why thank you!


Laura Croft says:
1. Lara, can I come visit you and stay for a few weeks? We can do all sorts of fun things at your house.
I'm sorry, I couldn't risk it. One must have precautions after all. But I'm sure we would have a lot of fun. (She winks)

2. Are we going to recieve answers to these questions?
It seems so! (She laughs)

Joke Present:
A can of baked beans.
Thank you! That is among my favourite foods.



Ben-Raider says:
1 - Do you get scared when you enter tombs?
Excited? Yes. Exhilirated? Yes. Intrigued? Yes. Scared? Never. (She winks)

2 - Whats going to happen to the world when you die of old age?
Well, I assume it would go on as normal. You speak as if the world depends on me! (She smiles)

3 - What was your favourite place to visit?
Oh, I can't choose.

4 - What was your least favourite?
It has too be a submarine.


Blonde Croft says:
1. who do you fancy?
Well, that would be telling. (A cheesy grin)

2. why don't you come on the forums your famous here! lol
Well if this forum is aware of my life, that's not the best news I've had today...

3. can i have your old guns! i need to kill someone on the AoD threads
(She looks thoughtfull) My Dual Pistols? I'm afraid not. (She looks apologetic) Thier my good luck charm.

4. same as TombRaiderPrincess! how DO you Get your hair so shiny!!!
I believe I have already anwsered that. (She chuckles)


Lagoon Bug says:
1. Now that you've killed men with guns, would you consider becoming a feminist vigilante?

You speak as if I would enjoy killing more people! I regret it deeply. (She looks genuinley upset. Thanks for that Lagoon Bug! :P)


larac_tr says:
1) What's it like to be as awesome as you are?
Thank you for the compliment. (She says nothing else, so I carry on)


NightRain says:
1. Can I be your new Butler ?
I will permanently dispose of the old one for you. I'm sure you're not quite fond of him at all anymore.
Not fond of him? Of course I am. Winston is like a grandfather to me.

2. Would you like to guest star in a fighting game like Soul Calibur, Tekken or Virtua Fighter ?
I'm afraid I don't play video games, so I can't really say.

3. Do you personally believe your Tomb Raiding wardrobe is skimpy ?
No, it's all-purpose. Can you imagine exploring through a rainforest in India, or a desert in Egypt wearing full length jeans and a long top?

4. Will you risk your life and eventually return ALL artifacts and relics to their original sites ?
(She laughs) Never.


Arctic says:
1. Don't you ever hurt yourself, when you're jumping around in the ancient tombs?
I can't recall exactly how many injuries I've had in the field. (She laughs loudly)

2. How was your releasionship with your father?
I don't wish to talk about him...

3. Do you fear anything? (I know it's a stupid question - of course you don't!)
Everyone has a fear. Well, when I was younger, my Aunt's dog (A Corgie) repeatedly attacked me, so I would consider that a fear...

4. Do you ever feel sorry for the animals or people, you kill?
(She sighs)
(I think I've upset her... thanks Arctic :P)


TessaTombRaider007 says:
1. How do you keep your legs shaved? (You can't fit all of that in your back pack!)
(She laughs loudly) A lady should be modest!

2. What's your favorite bad guy? (2 Kill)
You think I enjoy killing?


annebelle86 says:
1. what do you think about the models that (attempt to) portray you?
I'm sorry?

2. who does your hair?
(She smiles) I do. Although Alister sometimes helps with plaits.

3. what endboss was hardest for you to slay?
I'm not sure what you mean by end-boss, but I once had to slay a dragon. You don't have to believe me! (She winks)

4. what do you think about the fans on the forums?
What forums? I don't have much time for internet...



Lara_Super_Fan says:
1. How does feel to be immortal?
Immortal? Of couse I'm not immortal.

2.If Amanda wanted to join forces with you, would you let her?
No, becuase she never would...

Present:

Thor's Hammer
Thank you, but this is obviously a ceremonial copy.



andrew90 says:
1. How is it, doing all the stuffs you do?
I'm having the time of my life. I wouldn't trade it for anything.

2. How much do you train?
I train in my gym most days. I hate having free time.

3. What do you think about your fans?
I have fans?



Tombfan#1 says:
1. what is your pet peeve?
My pet peeve? Hmm. Probably high heels. I hate them. I think I've had to wear them....6 times in my life...

2. do you like animals?
Well Yes, but sometimes certain things can't be avoided... (She sighs)

3. how do you feel about being so popular
I wasn't aware that I am popular...


tombraider1best says:
1. do you seriuosly ever change your clothes you must reeek (you were wearing the same clothes for about three years)
I must have been unconscience during these years as I don't remember! (She laughs) Seriously though, I have numerous sets of sports and casual outfits. I get changed twice a day like others.

2. what do you think of rayne (bloodrayne seriees is she a competision to you
Is this another video game?
I havn't the foggiest.

3. how many viecles do you have
Let's see, my Ducati motorbike, quad bike... and my Land Rover, actually here's a picture:


http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f256/LaraCroftRox/stags004.jpg

4.would you ever have a pet
If I ever did, It would be a low maintenance cat. Definetley NOT a dog...

5. do you want cheese with you cheese burger
If your offering, yes, why not?


_Tomb_Raider_ says:
1. Lara what do you think about new game?
Which new game? I can't recall how many times I have said I DO NOT play video games.

2. Lara what do you think about Alister?
I've already said that as well...


ditom says:
1.What do you think about nightvision in next TR game?
(She sighs) Excuse me?
( Note to TR forum people: PLEASE STOP with the games questions! Shes's glaring at me now....)

2.What you would you like to add to your equipment?
Possibly, a map. No, I'm kidding, that would be farrr to easy.


3.I have free weekend.Can we go out together?
Maybe Someday!



Vv.LadyCroft.vV says:
1. Which is your favorite outfit?
Clothes that don't restrict me.

2. Which hairstyle do you prefer, the braid or the ponytail?
Probably...the braid.



Larahair says:
1. How long does it take you to brush your hair and braid it etc
Not very long. 15 minutes at the most. I don't make a fuss of my hair anyway.

2. What do you eat/drink when on adventure
All right, I have to admit I love chocolate. I usually drink at any lakes, or waterfalls I discover.

3. Why do you like baked beans so much.
Ah, one of Earth's greatest mysteries... (She laughs loudly)

4. Do the bad guys pull your hair
Do you think I'd ever let them get that close?


Lo says:
1) How do you sustain yourself on zero food?
I already explained that I love chocolate. Please don't make me feel more guilty! (She smiles)


2) How come you don't get frostbite when wearing shorts in Tibet?
I run fast.

3) How come you manage to fit 57 medpacks, a rocket launcher, harpoon gun, laser site, grenade launcher, various keys, binoculars, artefacts, shotgun shells, Uzi clips and 96 flares in your miniscule backpack?
I have my ways. Which I don't plan on telling you! (She laughs)

4) What are the contents of your medipacks seeing as you rarely have a cut, bruise, swelling or blister?
The contents are various ointments and minerals.


Rexie says:
1) How did you feel about what Kurtis did to you at the gallery?
Not overjoyed, to say the least. Though... I hardly remember that entire episode at all...I don't know what it is....


Tomb-Dude says:
1. Lara what do you think about this whole Avalon adventure?
It's exciting that my mother might be still alive. This is definetley something I'll need to bring a camera for.

2. What did you think about Amanda turning against you after your great friendship
I saw it coming after I found out she'd survived...


WoW :eek: :eek:
It must have taken you eons to write that ! Extremely impressive . I love the way you portrayed Lara ! Oh and what was Zip chasing Alister with ? LOL
Hey , I also asked some questions , I think , a long time ago , but still hehehe just kidding with you .
You could really go somewhere with your questioning skills . Become a journalist . Hehehe

lilhanhan
3rd Sep 2008, 16:36
That was a great read LCR, some of the answers are quite funny too; good job! :D

TombRaiderPrincess
3rd Sep 2008, 16:52
[CENTER]As I walk up to Croft Manor, clutching a notebook full of all your questions, I spot Alister running around the corner of Lara's exstensive manor. He looks terrified. Close behind is Zip, who has a manic grin on his face, waving a... well something that obviously is terrifying Alister.

LOL!!:lol: :lol:

Maybe its a stapler! (Didn't make that pic BTW)

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j307/RivendellHylia/stapler.jpg

Zip should be more careful, Alister might try to ward him off with a dictionary and a crucifix.:D

(Note to self, never trust a guy with barcodes on his shoulders...)

MissJess
3rd Sep 2008, 23:54
LOL. Very funny and creative! You should make another one! I'd read it :D

Spong
4th Sep 2008, 00:11
*Slow clap for Greenas for quoting LCR's entire post*

Larahair
4th Sep 2008, 05:28
Thankyou it was well done I am Larahair and I felt so honored when Lara answered my
question. hehe. It was so fun.

LaraCroftRox
4th Sep 2008, 14:58
*Slow clap for Greenas for quoting LCR's entire post*

Tehe. :D At least I was noticed. :D

brandibuck
4th Sep 2008, 15:20
As I walk up to Croft Manor, clutching a notebook full of all your questions, I spot Alister running around the corner of Lara's exstensive manor. He looks terrified. Close behind is Zip, who has a manic grin on his face, waving a... well something that obviously is terrifying Alister.


http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f256/LaraCroftRox/AdareManor.jpg

I'm not even going to ask.

The ageing front doors are open so I let myself in.
Looking around the foyer for Lara, I can't help notice the absence of the portrait above the fireplace, depictating Lara's parents. That and Winston.
Honestly, you'd think he'd have some..butlering or something to do, instead of gazing into a fire all day.
Anyway.

Slow as I am, I realize Lara is sitting on a nearby sofa to the fireplace.
(I mentally note to kick myself later. Probably looked like a right idiot standing there staring at nothing...)

''Ah, hello'' Lara says, standing up with a smile on her face.

''Honored to meet you'' I say.

We shake hands and, as I'm about to sit down I realize the battered state of the sofa, with soaking wet, assorted books piled on top.
Lara notices me looking and says:

''Oh, sorry about that. You can blame Alister and Zip for it. (she laughs) Boys will be boys I supose.''

I smile and start shooting your questions at her.
GamemasterJJ says:
1. What were you're opinions on Angel of Darkness?
Angel Of What? You've lost me.

2. Lara Croft, will you marry me? (Joking!)
She looks at me, clearly shocked.
''Thier questions not mine'' I say.
(She laughs) Unlike some people, I don't tend to marry people I've never met.

3. What was your favourite expedition?
I love all my adventures, but If I had to choose, It would probably be my very fist diggs with my father.

4. Do you like Angelina Jolie?
Who? (She looks genuinley confused, so I move on.)




TombRaiderPrincess says:
1. IMPORTANT QUESTION!! How do you get your hair so shiny?!
(She laughs) Is it really that shiny? I don't really pay attention. But if you must know I use (She whispers something) I hope I helped!

2. Do you seriously like Zip and Alister?
I love both of them. They are my closest friends.

PRESENT- A water gun!! Cuz like, I was thinking that you had all these techy shiny guns but nothing to silence annoying idiots. (Naming no names )

Umm, why thank you!


Laura Croft says:
1. Lara, can I come visit you and stay for a few weeks? We can do all sorts of fun things at your house.
I'm sorry, I couldn't risk it. One must have precautions after all. But I'm sure we would have a lot of fun. (She winks)

2. Are we going to recieve answers to these questions?
It seems so! (She laughs)

Joke Present:
A can of baked beans.
Thank you! That is among my favourite foods.



Ben-Raider says:
1 - Do you get scared when you enter tombs?
Excited? Yes. Exhilirated? Yes. Intrigued? Yes. Scared? Never. (She winks)

2 - Whats going to happen to the world when you die of old age?
Well, I assume it would go on as normal. You speak as if the world depends on me! (She smiles)

3 - What was your favourite place to visit?
Oh, I can't choose.

4 - What was your least favourite?
It has too be a submarine.


Blonde Croft says:
1. who do you fancy?
Well, that would be telling. (A cheesy grin)

2. why don't you come on the forums your famous here! lol
Well if this forum is aware of my life, that's not the best news I've had today...

3. can i have your old guns! i need to kill someone on the AoD threads
(She looks thoughtfull) My Dual Pistols? I'm afraid not. (She looks apologetic) Thier my good luck charm.

4. same as TombRaiderPrincess! how DO you Get your hair so shiny!!!
I believe I have already anwsered that. (She chuckles)


Lagoon Bug says:
1. Now that you've killed men with guns, would you consider becoming a feminist vigilante?

You speak as if I would enjoy killing more people! I regret it deeply. (She looks genuinley upset. Thanks for that Lagoon Bug! :P)


larac_tr says:
1) What's it like to be as awesome as you are?
Thank you for the compliment. (She says nothing else, so I carry on)


NightRain says:
1. Can I be your new Butler ?
I will permanently dispose of the old one for you. I'm sure you're not quite fond of him at all anymore.
Not fond of him? Of course I am. Winston is like a grandfather to me.

2. Would you like to guest star in a fighting game like Soul Calibur, Tekken or Virtua Fighter ?
I'm afraid I don't play video games, so I can't really say.

3. Do you personally believe your Tomb Raiding wardrobe is skimpy ?
No, it's all-purpose. Can you imagine exploring through a rainforest in India, or a desert in Egypt wearing full length jeans and a long top?

4. Will you risk your life and eventually return ALL artifacts and relics to their original sites ?
(She laughs) Never.


Arctic says:
1. Don't you ever hurt yourself, when you're jumping around in the ancient tombs?
I can't recall exactly how many injuries I've had in the field. (She laughs loudly)

2. How was your releasionship with your father?
I don't wish to talk about him...

3. Do you fear anything? (I know it's a stupid question - of course you don't!)
Everyone has a fear. Well, when I was younger, my Aunt's dog (A Corgie) repeatedly attacked me, so I would consider that a fear...

4. Do you ever feel sorry for the animals or people, you kill?
(She sighs)
(I think I've upset her... thanks Arctic :P)


TessaTombRaider007 says:
1. How do you keep your legs shaved? (You can't fit all of that in your back pack!)
(She laughs loudly) A lady should be modest!

2. What's your favorite bad guy? (2 Kill)
You think I enjoy killing?


annebelle86 says:
1. what do you think about the models that (attempt to) portray you?
I'm sorry?

2. who does your hair?
(She smiles) I do. Although Alister sometimes helps with plaits.

3. what endboss was hardest for you to slay?
I'm not sure what you mean by end-boss, but I once had to slay a dragon. You don't have to believe me! (She winks)

4. what do you think about the fans on the forums?
What forums? I don't have much time for internet...



Lara_Super_Fan says:
1. How does feel to be immortal?
Immortal? Of couse I'm not immortal.

2.If Amanda wanted to join forces with you, would you let her?
No, becuase she never would...

Present:

Thor's Hammer
Thank you, but this is obviously a ceremonial copy.



andrew90 says:
1. How is it, doing all the stuffs you do?
I'm having the time of my life. I wouldn't trade it for anything.

2. How much do you train?
I train in my gym most days. I hate having free time.

3. What do you think about your fans?
I have fans?



Tombfan#1 says:
1. what is your pet peeve?
My pet peeve? Hmm. Probably high heels. I hate them. I think I've had to wear them....6 times in my life...

2. do you like animals?
Well Yes, but sometimes certain things can't be avoided... (She sighs)

3. how do you feel about being so popular
I wasn't aware that I am popular...


tombraider1best says:
1. do you seriuosly ever change your clothes you must reeek (you were wearing the same clothes for about three years)
I must have been unconscience during these years as I don't remember! (She laughs) Seriously though, I have numerous sets of sports and casual outfits. I get changed twice a day like others.

2. what do you think of rayne (bloodrayne seriees is she a competision to you
Is this another video game?
I havn't the foggiest.

3. how many viecles do you have
Let's see, my Ducati motorbike, quad bike... and my Land Rover, actually here's a picture:


http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f256/LaraCroftRox/stags004.jpg

4.would you ever have a pet
If I ever did, It would be a low maintenance cat. Definetley NOT a dog...

5. do you want cheese with you cheese burger
If your offering, yes, why not?


_Tomb_Raider_ says:
1. Lara what do you think about new game?
Which new game? I can't recall how many times I have said I DO NOT play video games.

2. Lara what do you think about Alister?
I've already said that as well...


ditom says:
1.What do you think about nightvision in next TR game?
(She sighs) Excuse me?
( Note to TR forum people: PLEASE STOP with the games questions! Shes's glaring at me now....)

2.What you would you like to add to your equipment?
Possibly, a map. No, I'm kidding, that would be farrr to easy.


3.I have free weekend.Can we go out together?
Maybe Someday!



Vv.LadyCroft.vV says:
1. Which is your favorite outfit?
Clothes that don't restrict me.

2. Which hairstyle do you prefer, the braid or the ponytail?
Probably...the braid.



Larahair says:
1. How long does it take you to brush your hair and braid it etc
Not very long. 15 minutes at the most. I don't make a fuss of my hair anyway.

2. What do you eat/drink when on adventure
All right, I have to admit I love chocolate. I usually drink at any lakes, or waterfalls I discover.

3. Why do you like baked beans so much.
Ah, one of Earth's greatest mysteries... (She laughs loudly)

4. Do the bad guys pull your hair
Do you think I'd ever let them get that close?


Lo says:
1) How do you sustain yourself on zero food?
I already explained that I love chocolate. Please don't make me feel more guilty! (She smiles)


2) How come you don't get frostbite when wearing shorts in Tibet?
I run fast.

3) How come you manage to fit 57 medpacks, a rocket launcher, harpoon gun, laser site, grenade launcher, various keys, binoculars, artefacts, shotgun shells, Uzi clips and 96 flares in your miniscule backpack?
I have my ways. Which I don't plan on telling you! (She laughs)

4) What are the contents of your medipacks seeing as you rarely have a cut, bruise, swelling or blister?
The contents are various ointments and minerals.


Rexie says:
1) How did you feel about what Kurtis did to you at the gallery?
Not overjoyed, to say the least. Though... I hardly remember that entire episode at all...I don't know what it is....


Tomb-Dude says:
1. Lara what do you think about this whole Avalon adventure?
It's exciting that my mother might be still alive. This is definetley something I'll need to bring a camera for.

2. What did you think about Amanda turning against you after your great friendship
I saw it coming after I found out she'd survived...


IS THAT ANGELINA'S mansion or alison's

LaraCroftRox
4th Sep 2008, 15:22
IS THAT ANGELINA'S mansion or alison's

Err... It's Lara's. Of course. :p :rasp: :D

LaraCroftRox
5th Sep 2008, 19:18
Sorry for bump, and for double post, just making sure that the people that asked questions have had a look at this? :scratch:

lilhanhan
5th Sep 2008, 19:58
I think some of them have looked...

Anyway, are you planning on making another Q&A?

Not right now obviously but sometime in the future, because this a fun and creative thread (Maybe you could do a Q&A for another TR character? ).

Also,can people stop quoting all of the first post; it gets quite annoying when you have to scroll through all the answers over and over again. :o

LaraCroftRox
5th Sep 2008, 20:41
I think some of them have looked...

Anyway, are you planning on making another Q&A?

Not right now obviously but sometime in the future, because this a fun and creative thread (Maybe you could do a Q&A for another TR character? ).

Also,can people stop quoting all of the first post; it gets quite annoying when you have to scroll through all the answers over and over again. :o

Possibly. It's just it wasn't very popular was it?

lilhanhan
5th Sep 2008, 20:52
Possibly. It's just it wasn't very popular was it?

You've managed to get a lot of questions, but I think it's just that many members are spending most of their time in the Underworld section to look for new info,etc.

So don't give up, more people will see this thread after a while and it may become more popular! :D

brandibuck
11th Sep 2008, 17:09
Err... It's Lara's. Of course. :p :rasp: :D

Who laras????

Alison?:confused:

brandibuck
12th Sep 2008, 12:56
Anyone:o

Mr Croft
12th Sep 2008, 13:13
;) ;) Lara Croft!!!!
It is a made up interview!!! Good work LCR :D

_Love2Raid_
12th Sep 2008, 15:22
I loved to read that!

It's humoristic and witty. Well done! :thumbsup:

I think I'm speaking for everyone here if I say: "WE WANT MORE!!!" :D

LaraCroftRox
12th Sep 2008, 15:24
I loved to read that!

It's humoristic and witty. Well done! :thumbsup:

I think I'm speaking for everyone here if I say: "WE WANT MORE!!!" :D

Tehe. ;) Wasn't popular enough, and only a few people who asked questions have checked back here so.... :rolleyes:

_Love2Raid_
12th Sep 2008, 16:05
They will, give it some more time :) . I would have liked to ask her a question too, but I think I wasn't a member of this forum yet back then, or I missed it :( .

Soooo, 2nd chance?? :D

LaraCroftRox
12th Sep 2008, 16:09
They will, give it some more time :) . I would have liked to ask her a question too, but I think I wasn't a member of this forum yet back then, or I missed it :( .

Soooo, 2nd chance?? :D

Maybe someday....;)