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VOLCOM20lovesLARA
24th Jun 2008, 05:00
starting a whole new story thead....


Lara was observing her manor's yard when ten raging bulls came stampeding towards her house and....

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 05:03
she killed 6 but......

VOLCOM20lovesLARA
24th Jun 2008, 05:10
the other four ranover Winston, and Lara tried to shoot herself when Allister asked her to marry him....

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 05:12
she refused but Allister......

VOLCOM20lovesLARA
24th Jun 2008, 05:31
grabbed Lara, and grew Natla wings. they both flew away as Lara's perilous screams filled the air...

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 05:33
:D :D when he dropped her.:D :D

VOLCOM20lovesLARA
24th Jun 2008, 05:36
Lara then spotted a aircraft approaching. the propellers grew closer as Anaya was driving it and screaming with laughter...:D

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 05:38
when lara fell on top and went inside....

VOLCOM20lovesLARA
24th Jun 2008, 05:58
and layed a big one. the whole aircraft exploded and Anaya was sent flying as Lara was caught by Allister again...

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 06:09
but she kicked him and she fell in some water........

hummingbird87
24th Jun 2008, 06:23
While attempting to swim to safety lara noticed something moving in the water:eek: ...

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 06:25
and it turned out to be the corspe of Natla.:eek: :eek:

blonde croft
24th Jun 2008, 15:05
Natla's dog...

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 17:36
which turned out to be still alive.:D

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 17:44
Lara was terrified and started to..

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 17:45
kill with her pistols but....

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 17:46
..suddenly she ran out of bullets! Now she..

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 17:49
has to run away when all of a sudden she runs into.....

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 17:51
.. a big and ugly..

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 17:52
Rutland.

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 17:56
Lara didn't know what to do. 'Cause he was supposed to be..

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 17:59
on a date but got dumped.

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 18:05
Lara thought it was quite funny, so she began to..

blonde croft
24th Jun 2008, 18:33
Dance to YMCA..

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 18:39
But Rutland couldn't dance with her, because he..

blonde croft
24th Jun 2008, 18:40
he has a hang-over

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 18:42
Lara got angry with him and told him to..

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 18:56
cook some pie and he said.......

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 19:03
.. that he didn't know how to do it, because..

Greenas
24th Jun 2008, 19:46
His mother neglected him and never taught him to cook ....

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 20:05
..pie. But Lara doesn't believe him and...

Greenas
24th Jun 2008, 20:10
so she slapped him in the face and told him that she would never date him again ....

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 20:15
But Rutland draw his new weapon..

Greenas
24th Jun 2008, 20:20
.. but then Zip came along and hit Rutland in the head with a metal pole and then Lara fell in love with him and so they got married .......

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 20:28
.. but Lara found out, that Zip..

Greenas
24th Jun 2008, 20:31
... was having an affair with Lara's mother . Lara is very angry with him because he knows how to get to Avalon and didn't tell her and because he is having and affair and so she ....

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 20:32
.. killed him with Excalibur and checked his mobile phone..

Greenas
24th Jun 2008, 20:36
....To find out that he was going to team up with amanda and kill her and so she travels to Amanda's house and...

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 20:42
... hits her in the head with a..

Greenas
24th Jun 2008, 20:45
.. gigantic todem pole . Then she decides that her computer needs an uprgrade and so she goes to a computer store and...

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 20:46
.. asks for help. But there was no one in the store, who..

Greenas
24th Jun 2008, 20:48
... could help her and so she got drunk and made out with Amanda's monster from TRL ....

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 20:49
... who in fact wasn't a monster, but a...

Greenas
24th Jun 2008, 20:52
.. real man in a costume who she then hits on the head with a bottle because he tried to spike her drink ...

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 20:54
... and also for killing all her friends. But the monster/the man..

Greenas
24th Jun 2008, 20:56
... decides that he likes anaya and goes off to marry her dead corpse leaving Lara devastated ....

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 20:58
... but Lara is tough, and she takes off to Japan to meet with..

Greenas
24th Jun 2008, 21:00
Takamoto who thinks that Lara should be killed and so he....

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 21:07
.. releases his new weapon: ...

Greenas
24th Jun 2008, 21:09
..which is a piece of plastic . Lara laughs at him and then she ....

seashell093
24th Jun 2008, 21:10
..hits him over the head with...

Greenas
24th Jun 2008, 21:14
... a pencil ...

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 21:16
.. which she had found in a..

Greenas
24th Jun 2008, 21:21
... bathroom in venice when she was busy ...

Arctic
24th Jun 2008, 21:24
... shooting random people...

kitkatt13
24th Jun 2008, 21:27
because they called her fat.....

tomb_raider_fan_girl
24th Jun 2008, 21:31
...then she went on a search for a scale because she had to make sure they were wrong...

kitkatt13
24th Jun 2008, 21:34
When she found out they lied to her, she went back and shot them....again. After that she....

tomb_raider_fan_girl
24th Jun 2008, 21:39
found out one lived and drowned him in the toilet...

kitkatt13
24th Jun 2008, 21:42
then he coughed up the water and transformed into.......

tomb_raider_fan_girl
24th Jun 2008, 21:45
a giant shotgun that lara loved and...

kitkatt13
24th Jun 2008, 21:52
suddenly it shot........




THIS IS GETTING KINDA Lame.....>.<

tomb_raider_fan_girl
24th Jun 2008, 21:52
and lara kicked it and ran and...




lol.

kitkatt13
24th Jun 2008, 21:57
hit a wall.



It's true. It's only me and you. How blue. I'll kill myself with a shoe. Won't you too?




yeah, i don't know werhe that one came from >.<

tomb_raider_fan_girl
24th Jun 2008, 22:03
lara passed out...




i know it is only us or mabey the rest of them are watching what we post :eek:
lol that was funny!!

kitkatt13
24th Jun 2008, 22:27
and woke up in a.......








WAKE UP PEOPLE!

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 22:36
dark scary room which was filled with....

tomb_raider_fan_girl
24th Jun 2008, 22:55
spiders....

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 22:58
then Lara screamed in fear but.....

tomb_raider_fan_girl
24th Jun 2008, 23:07
she didnt know why cuz she wasnt scared of spiders...

Werner Von Croy
24th Jun 2008, 23:12
So she consulted a GP about silly kneejerk reactions and.....

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 23:13
then she passed out again only to wake up in a..........

chubbywubby
24th Jun 2008, 23:13
Woke up in the Same Room and Spiders were Gone and They Came Back againTook Out her Guns and Started Shooting and Out of Nowhere Natla Appeared and....

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 23:15
started break dancing and asked lara if she wanted to join.

tomb_raider_fan_girl
24th Jun 2008, 23:18
lara said she didnt dance and natla pinches her arm very hard and lara screamed.

chubbywubby
24th Jun 2008, 23:19
But Lara Refused and Started Shooting and SHe Called her Army of Atlantis

Dukem
24th Jun 2008, 23:20
-Then the music changed to a folk song, and Lara started to dance the grapevine with Natla and her army...-

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 23:21
but Natla broke a heel and sprain her ankle, Lara went to find Dr. Rutland when.....

Werner Von Croy
24th Jun 2008, 23:21
She realised she had a spare medipack in her rucksack so then Natla appered dressed in a cowgirl outfit

VOLCOM20lovesLARA
24th Jun 2008, 23:23
a panther came out and tackeled her. it started breakdancing and said, "You got served!!!" :D

Dukem
24th Jun 2008, 23:23
- Then Natla realised that she was late for the '6th Annual I Love Natla Convention.' So she hopped on a private jet and said to Lara before she took off...-

Werner Von Croy
24th Jun 2008, 23:25
Immortality has it prices you know so lara replied

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 23:25
i will invite you over for dinner

Dukem
24th Jun 2008, 23:26
-"It's scotch eggs, and carrot and coriander soup prepared by Winston. But watch out, you might find a toenail in it" - :nut:

Werner Von Croy
24th Jun 2008, 23:28
Made of bin bags so Lara laughed and said...

kid raider
24th Jun 2008, 23:29
i didnt wan u over anyway when Amanda came and .........

tomb_raider_fan_girl
24th Jun 2008, 23:29
so natla said " IM ALLERGIC TO TOENAILS!!!!SEE I CANT HAVE TOENAILS!!!!and she holds up her feet and lara says:

kid raider
25th Jun 2008, 01:32
when was the last time you had a pedicure because your toenails are BLACK!!!!!!!:D

Arctic
25th Jun 2008, 05:54
... Then Natla got angry and ran away. Lara began to..

Space_Monkey
25th Jun 2008, 09:49
Walk in Circles And Yell...

Greenas
25th Jun 2008, 10:20
..."Natla my most loyal friend , come back " and so natla....

Arctic
25th Jun 2008, 10:32
.. came back. But only to..

Greenas
25th Jun 2008, 10:43
.. slap her in the face and say "YOU ARE MY MORTAL ENEMY LARA CROFT !" ...

Arctic
25th Jun 2008, 10:52
.. Lara got angry and shouted in to Natla's face: ...

kid raider
25th Jun 2008, 16:40
Fine now i am not going to do your nails.

Arctic
25th Jun 2008, 17:22
... Natla was shocked! She began to...

kid raider
25th Jun 2008, 17:23
cry when Amada and Rutland announced that they were getting married.:D

Arctic
25th Jun 2008, 17:25
... Lara said, that she absolutely wouldn't come to their wedding, but...

VOLCOM20lovesLARA
25th Jun 2008, 17:30
Amanda threw a knife at her, but Lara dodged it, and retrieved her pistols....

kid raider
25th Jun 2008, 17:32
and fell on the ground laughing because Rutland had a peice of lettuce tuce to his forehead:D :D :D :rasp: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


oh and volcom delete some messages from your pm box

VOLCOM20lovesLARA
25th Jun 2008, 17:34
Amanda was angry and summoned Qualopec once again and...

kid raider
25th Jun 2008, 17:37
died of laughter because he looked at Rutlands face. Then Amanda yelled at Rutland to..........:D

Arctic
25th Jun 2008, 18:30
... stop looking stupid and start helping her. But Rutland...

kid raider
25th Jun 2008, 20:33
said the he coudn't help but be stupid because he superglued the lettuce to his face.:D

kitkatt13
25th Jun 2008, 23:53
Then, suddenly Amanda ate the lettuce along with Rutland's.........

Arctic
26th Jun 2008, 11:33
... nose :lol: Rutland began to cry, and Lara ...

VOLCOM20lovesLARA
26th Jun 2008, 16:43
slapped him in the face and screamed "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN!!!!!", and Amanda charged at Lara.....

TwinPistols
26th Jun 2008, 16:55
and Lara performed an Adrenaline Dodge and shot amanda's head. Then Amanda...

Probydoby
26th Jun 2008, 17:06
And lara go out to buy some icecream, but the icecream.....

hana_croft
26th Jun 2008, 17:26
melted in their way home and Amanda said....

kid raider
26th Jun 2008, 17:27
i want to go back.

Greenas
26th Jun 2008, 18:49
..to avalon and I want to marry someone . Amanda then saw a hobo on the side of the street and married him leaving Lara desperate for a spouse ...

kid raider
26th Jun 2008, 19:16
then went of looking when she stumbled apon...........

Greenas
26th Jun 2008, 19:22
.... an alien robot from the urchin empire ...

kid raider
26th Jun 2008, 19:22
who had came a mission to,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Greenas
26th Jun 2008, 19:24
.. offer lara a marriage to ...

kid raider
26th Jun 2008, 19:29
get married?:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

But Lara.........

Greenas
26th Jun 2008, 19:32
..was sick and tired of dumb romantic fantisies and really pathetic and annoying (yet amazinly funny) random incidents . So she decided it was time to get back to proper tomb raiding ...

kid raider
26th Jun 2008, 19:42
when she heard her mom saying.....

Greenas
26th Jun 2008, 19:44
... that there was still a way for her to get to avalon . then she went to the toilet and then to find the new way to avalon...

kid raider
26th Jun 2008, 20:01
then she was being clumsy and tripped on a ladybug when.......

Arctic
27th Jun 2008, 10:08
.. a big tiger came running towards her!! She reached for her guns but...

Greenas
27th Jun 2008, 10:33
...the tiger kissed her ...

Arctic
27th Jun 2008, 10:37
... Lara was shocked, but the tiger turned out to be a prince, called Prince Tiger. He showed her a ring and asked her to...

(Hi Greenas :D)

Greenas
27th Jun 2008, 10:43
.. marry his brother ...

(hi arctic , how you doing )

Arctic
27th Jun 2008, 10:53
... Lara got pretty confused since that wasn't really, what she expected him to ask her about, but she said that...

(I'm doing fine, thanks alot :D . What about you?)

Greenas
27th Jun 2008, 10:58
.. she wanted to marry Jack Sparrow so ..

(I'm fine , just got some Tonsolitus [or however you spell it ] . I haven't had my tonsoles out yet . :(

kid raider
27th Jun 2008, 15:16
:D she refused but the tiger was.........


(hi Artic and Greenas:D )

Arctic
27th Jun 2008, 16:25
... laughing right in her face! He said "Lucky you. Jack Sparrow is my brother!" But Lara...

Greenas
27th Jun 2008, 16:28
...decided that will turner was better ...

chubbywubby
27th Jun 2008, 16:33
but Lara Decided on Jack because she thinks that he is more Feisteir but all of a sudden the Kraken Appeared......

Greenas
27th Jun 2008, 16:39
... and Lara told it to mind it's own business cause she is trying to think about her love life and so the kraken went crying out to sea calling for his mommy and toilet because he wet his pants ...

Arctic
27th Jun 2008, 16:54
... And then Lara started to think. First of all about where she should find Jack Sparrow..

Greenas
27th Jun 2008, 16:56
.. but then her drink was a bit too powerful and so she became drunk and got lost at sea only to be saved by ...

Arctic
27th Jun 2008, 17:06
... Davy Jones :lol: But Lara thought, he looked ugly and...

Greenas
27th Jun 2008, 17:07
.. kissed him and said goodbye Davey Jones ...

Arctic
27th Jun 2008, 17:11
... But Davy Jones wouldn't let her go. So Lara took up her guns and began to shoot at him, but...

Greenas
27th Jun 2008, 17:13
.. Kalipso saved Davey Jones and started to drown Lara ...

Arctic
27th Jun 2008, 17:18
... But Lara refused to drown, and suddenly Allister came flying in a helicopter to save her..

Greenas
27th Jun 2008, 17:20
( i don't know what to say )

.. followed by ...

Arctic
27th Jun 2008, 17:23
(Uumm.. neither do I :lol: )

... Zip and Winston in each their helicopter. Winston threw a rope to Lara, and she climbed up, and all three helicopters flied back to Croft Manor where...

kid raider
27th Jun 2008, 17:46
while lara is still on the rope he ran her into a..........

kitkatt13
27th Jun 2008, 22:18
.....big cloud. They soon were back at croft Manor. After drying off and some tea, Lara recieved news that a new tomb was found in.............

kid raider
28th Jun 2008, 02:52
her own house!!

kitkatt13
28th Jun 2008, 03:09
She was shocked, her father had never told her this! She searched through her house's blueprints and found....

kid raider
28th Jun 2008, 03:48
nothing. She went to Avalon to find ask her mother where it was.

TombRaiderBabbii
28th Jun 2008, 09:29
when she was there her mother was nowwhere to be found so....

Greenas
28th Jun 2008, 14:50
... she said that she would do everything in her power to find her , but first she needs to become fat ....

kid raider
28th Jun 2008, 15:06
because she wanted to see how zip feel like.:D

Greenas
28th Jun 2008, 18:39
... but then she felt like she wanted ice - cream ...

(I know I do ...:D )

kitkatt13
30th Jun 2008, 21:23
Then decided that it's impossible to her to get fat. She turned around and started towards Europe to find the Loch Ness monster. Once she arrived in her fancy hellicopter she......

Greenas
1st Jul 2008, 09:19
.. went to become a cheff so that she could make her very own Malva Pudding ...

ahphooey
1st Jul 2008, 11:14
But the cost of food was so outrageous that she decided to become a...

kid raider
2nd Jul 2008, 04:51
worker at McD's so she could get a discount

Greenas
2nd Jul 2008, 10:55
.. and get free straws ...

kitkatt13
2nd Jul 2008, 18:30
so she could harpoon the Sharks in the Medditeranian with the straws. After work she headed too....

Greenas
2nd Jul 2008, 20:14
.. her yacht to kiss her boat ...

LARA_LARA_LARA
5th Jul 2008, 18:38
that suddenly sped away leaving her crying in the ocean
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

kid raider
5th Jul 2008, 18:42
when she passed out and ended up in the "8TH ANNUAL I LOVE NATLA CONVENTION".

Greenas
5th Jul 2008, 19:33
.. and then was about to host her own radio show when she was interuppted by a tiny talking floating teddy bear piggy that ..

kid raider
5th Jul 2008, 19:50
DIED BECAUSE IT WAS SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!:mad2: :mad2:

Greenas
5th Jul 2008, 19:55
.. and then she cried because she wanted to kiss it ..

tombraider1best
5th Jul 2008, 19:56
because he had no feet

Greenas
5th Jul 2008, 20:00
but only tentacles ..

kid raider
5th Jul 2008, 20:00
but then she was glad and want back to the natla convention.

Probydoby
5th Jul 2008, 20:15
Where she got drunk, and she woke up in a homeless center.
But then she saw the unimagenable! she saw something truly special! She saw........

Greenas
5th Jul 2008, 20:15
.. milk ..

kid raider
5th Aug 2008, 19:30
THAT WAS 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!


just thought i would bring this thread back lol

skybluetopaz
5th Aug 2008, 19:57
...but the milk was old and mouldy...

kid raider
5th Aug 2008, 20:00
so she grabbed the milk and threw it into the horrible, ugly face of........

skybluetopaz
5th Aug 2008, 20:10
a centaur from anniversary, which stumbled and fainted on...

kid raider
5th Aug 2008, 20:12
amanda.

skybluetopaz
5th Aug 2008, 20:14
which jogged her make-up (lol)

kid raider
5th Aug 2008, 20:16
when rutland came in and said.....

skybluetopaz
5th Aug 2008, 20:20
ewww! then all of sudden Lara made him jump from behind as she...

kid raider
5th Aug 2008, 20:26
pushed him down a mountain.

skybluetopaz
5th Aug 2008, 20:31
he landed on an icicle and...

trlestew
5th Aug 2008, 21:27
... lives, only to get attacked by a bear...

skybluetopaz
7th Aug 2008, 18:41
which lara scares off with her ...

LaraCroftRox
7th Aug 2008, 18:42
...bad breath...

POSSL
7th Aug 2008, 20:06
...that was due to a bite she gave...

Arctic
7th Aug 2008, 22:12
... a long time ago when she was busy learning how to...

Singstar90210
7th Aug 2008, 22:20
...learning how to fish in the Amazon.

Arctic
8th Aug 2008, 13:05
... Lara began to jump around because she was...

skybluetopaz
8th Aug 2008, 15:50
infested with jungle bugs that...

Love4LaraC1983
8th Aug 2008, 16:01
crawled in her boots and tickled her feet

Arctic
8th Aug 2008, 22:09
.. So she tried to take off her boots, but...

LaraCroftRox
9th Aug 2008, 06:10
...but realized she was sinking in quicksand...

Arctic
9th Aug 2008, 15:19
... She started to scream, but ...

larac_tr
9th Aug 2008, 15:45
she realized no one could hear her...

Singstar90210
9th Aug 2008, 16:10
not even Zip and Alister because there's no Wi-Fi.

skybluetopaz
10th Aug 2008, 14:11
so she grabbed at a vine and...

Arctic
10th Aug 2008, 19:01
... began to beat the quicksand with it. But then she found out, that it wouldn't work, and so she began to...

skybluetopaz
16th Aug 2008, 16:41
claw at...

UNDERWORLD16
16th Aug 2008, 16:47
at it and eat a....

skybluetopaz
31st Aug 2008, 11:56
big fat bug...

skybluetopaz
1st Sep 2008, 20:41
which managed to pull her out with its tiny pinsers.
then she got up and...

Arctic
3rd Sep 2008, 18:35
.. started to sing her favorite song: ..