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Vernavoncroy
31st May 2007, 22:59
Lara why can your backpack hold so much?

TR4ever
31st May 2007, 23:03
I would jump to her legs, kiss her feet and then see if her boobs are real:lol: :lol:

Bampire
31st May 2007, 23:44
Steal her.

Cling to her, like a fangirl.

Lock 'er up in my closet.

Go with her on her adventures.. And kick ass. XD

Lawl.. Naw.. I'd just ask to join her on her quests.. Even though she's a loner when it comes to things like that.

SethKoopa
1st Jun 2007, 00:13
Me, my mind would go into a wire and I wouldn't have a clue as to what to say. But I might ask:

"Is your bagpack really bottomless?"
"How can you hold your breath for so long?"
"Winston retired yet?" ("Yes, thank god", she might reply;) )
"How come you're not wanted in the UK and US?" (in police matters)

Headache
1st Jun 2007, 01:33
I'd be so tongue-tied I couldn't say anything.

RuumTaedor
1st Jun 2007, 02:26
I'd be so tongue-tied I couldn't say anything.

I bet that doesn't happen too often. ;)

NightRain'06
1st Jun 2007, 04:46
Primarily #1. "Will you marry me ?" :lmao:

2. "Nice guns ! Yes, I do mean the ones in your holsters."

3. "Just how many weapons do you carry on a daily basis in that tiny bag ? Do you pack lunch too ? If you also have knee pads and elbow pads in that bag, why not use them instead of busting up your knees and elbows every time you take those leaps of faith ?" :D

4. "Do you find Zip and Alister annoying ? At all ?"

5. "I think you need to get a stronger freezer to shove Winston into since he keeps getting out ! What do you think ?"

6. "Do you have a crush on Prince of Persia, Sam Fisher, Max Payne, or Agent 47 ?"

7. "How old are you ?" <~ She'll probably hurt me badly for asking that. :lol:

More to come... :)

Ostercy
1st Jun 2007, 08:17
Hello Lara

cazzer
1st Jun 2007, 08:31
I would be gawping and ask her to sign my arm.:scratch: i suppose i would do that anyway, i wouldn't be sick like some people would and say if "they" are fake i would say hi.:cool:

Lo
1st Jun 2007, 08:48
I'd simply say 'Do you make a good wage trying to pass yourself off as me the whole time?' :D

CatSuit&Ponytail
1st Jun 2007, 09:03
...."I was pushing the darn WALK button!"

;)

THE True Lara
1st Jun 2007, 10:02
I wouldn't say anything, I'd simply turn around and go back to the hospital to get my medication changed for something that doesn't make me hallucinate CGI...

babyamy16
1st Jun 2007, 11:10
Id just be shocked an would probably say "Hi Can i Move into your mansion" :D

NightRain'06
1st Jun 2007, 23:07
^ Her reply could be "Can you afford the rent ?" :D

lara-supreme
1st Jun 2007, 23:48
Can I go with you?

imported_Kurtis_Trent
2nd Jun 2007, 10:25
[1] "What's it actually like going into all those ruins and tombs ?"
[2] "Do you happen to be looking for someone to work with ?" :whistle:
[3] "If you do tomb raiding for *fun* ... what do you do to relax ?"

I'd probably say the usual stuff like "Hi", "Can I have your autograph" etc. etc.

- K.Trent

Tomb Radar
2nd Jun 2007, 11:17
I'd tell her I've seen her pixels.

Jewel
2nd Jun 2007, 11:23
I always wanted to have a sexy walk; so I'd say "Teach me how to walk like you do in Legend." :thumbsup:

Tirinka
6th Jul 2007, 18:26
I'd walk by her, stop, turn around and gape for a moment as she walks away, then run infront of her and say 'Excuse me, you look a lot like Lara Croft, are you a cosplayer or something?'
She'd say she was Lara, and I'd be like...
":eek: ... Can I accompany you on your next trip to Japan? Here's my number, thank you!" And I'd run away with this look on my face: :p , and thinking 'This is
better than when Kishimoto emailed me!' (don't ask, don't wanna get off topic)

Lectrician
6th Jul 2007, 18:45
My place or yours?

LegendLost
6th Jul 2007, 18:48
I'd probably run in fear that she'd come after me for all the times I dropped her off cliffs or kept her under water too long.:D

Lo
6th Jul 2007, 18:48
ACTUALLY!!!!.....

I'd probably say 'Move along Cherie, you make the place look crowded' :rasp:

J_B_G_
6th Jul 2007, 21:20
I know I'm over-thinking the moment but since there have been so many incarnations of her in game, fan art and movies I'd probably express disbelief and ask for ID and then she wouldnt talk to me anymore.:(

SethKoopa
7th Jul 2007, 00:27
ACTUALLY!!!!.....

I'd probably say 'Move along Cherie, you make the place look crowded' :rasp:

Naaah, you wouldn't want to scare her, would you, Lo.;)

Captain Mazda
7th Jul 2007, 00:37
"Oh crap how did I die?"

NightRain'06
7th Jul 2007, 01:09
8. "What do you think about the movie versions of TR ??"

9. "How do you feel about having more pixels now ?"

Paulraider
7th Jul 2007, 01:12
If i know half of you on here, probably i combination of dumb struck, star struck, kidnap,lol, or just cry out of sheer shock, lol

me i have no idea, probably invite her for a coffee or something. But i would probably just not saying anything if i past her cos some poeople just want to be left alone if they don't want to be recognised, so i would probably respect the distance

Tomraider
7th Jul 2007, 05:23
i'd walk past her...smile...then count to 5.She'd stop and turn around and say...do you know who you are!!

Gripen
7th Jul 2007, 05:30
i lost my keys at Fort Knox. Can you get them? I promise i wont send Larson to kill you..

Please?

Captain Mazda
7th Jul 2007, 06:10
Somebody'd better call heaven because there's an angel missing :cool:

Phlip
7th Jul 2007, 08:17
I really, really don't know.

TouchOfPink
7th Jul 2007, 10:14
I'd ask her if she's human, because we never see her eat, drink or do any other human needs on her adventures ;)
No actually, I wouldn't have a clue what to say, i'll probably just give out a great, big smile :D

Paulraider
8th Jul 2007, 01:42
or like in spitting image they bought up the " going to the loo issue",lol

RebeL_fARmeR
10th Jul 2007, 08:52
Hi, would you please carve your name into my flesh?

What an honour that would be!

You can show it off to your homies, say "See this scar? Lara Croft did this to me"
"For real?"
"Yeee, straight up."

Capkeez
10th Jul 2007, 09:19
ask her for an autograph anywhere. then leave. You don't mess with dangerous women lol. btw today's the launch date for the animated series on gametap am i right?

Lori_TR_Fan
14th Jul 2007, 10:41
I'd ask for Larson's phone number.

Werner Von Croy
14th Jul 2007, 13:16
Are you aware Lara that it's illegal to carry guns around with you on the streets of UK, you could get yourself arrested you know :D

cazzer
14th Jul 2007, 19:31
Are you aware Lara that it's illegal to carry guns around with you on the streets of UK, you could get yourself arrested you know :D

she would've bought a license knowing her.;)

Laura Croft
14th Jul 2007, 19:44
I'd probably say:

"Whoa, nice machine gun! Can I have a go?"

OR:

"Why are you running around the city and jumping over rooftops in an evening gown?"

OR, and this is the most likely one:

"Whoa, who spiked my drink?"

Laura Croft
14th Jul 2007, 19:47
Hi, would you please carve your name into my flesh?

What an honour that would be!

You can show it off to your homies, say "See this scar? Lara Croft did this to me"
"For real?"
"Yeee, straight up."


LMFAO! :lol:

Vilcabamba
14th Jul 2007, 20:29
Id tell her to get some fat on her bones............. haha


take her for tea and scones!!

with extra cream.........


only joking, i just like being a bloater

NightRain'06
15th Jul 2007, 01:01
10. "You're.... you're, you're, you're, you're real ???!!?"

11. "Tell me the truth now. In all honesty, Natla, Larson, Pierre are all friends of yours, right ? You guys are just putting on a front for the game cameras for ratings and the fans, right ?"

:lol:

lara's_bro
17th Jul 2007, 21:12
i would ask her when TRL2 is going to be released and whether natla will be in it.

i would also say somthing along the lines of 'marry me'

ElevenTR
18th Jul 2007, 16:35
(I walk along the street to spot Lara Croft pass me by)

Me: Are you Lara Croft?
Lara: yes, i am!
Me: Wait here while i get my pen and paper!
Lara: i take it its for an autograph?
(me already gone)

Me: Back!
(Lara signs paper)
Me: do you want to come in for a drink of something?

Im not too sure whatd happen from there!

Mangar The Dark
18th Jul 2007, 20:14
Realistically, I'd probably say nothing (I don't usually talk to random strangers on the street), but I'd be thinking, "I wonder if that woman realizes that she looks just like Lara Croft."

Tyron
18th Jul 2007, 20:39
Lara Croft is a Fictional Character,wich Means im 100% Sure She Doesnt exist But even If she would existed and Walked Past Me I would Never realize that was accutally her and Probably Do Nothing!

Jewel
20th Jul 2007, 11:48
RebeL_fARmeR said:
Hi, would you please carve your name into my flesh?

What an honour that would be!

You can show it off to your homies, say "See this scar? Lara Croft did this to me"
"For real?"
"Yeee, straight up."OMG...that is too funny! :D :rolleyes: :lol:

DayLightX
21st Jul 2007, 09:57
probably "Wooo, where'd you get that outfit? I must get one in pink"

or

"Do a back flip...ooo no no, swan dive... no, yes, do a back flip"

Jenn
21st Jul 2007, 23:09
"CORGIS! Right behind you!" and then run away as fast as possible.

cazzer
22nd Jul 2007, 18:09
"CORGIS! Right behind you!" and then run away as fast as possible.

Why run away?:scratch:
I would have a chat.;)

a_big_house
8th Jun 2015, 21:49
Super bump!

I would say something like; "Hi" - Then fangirl my undies :lol:

Driber
9th Jun 2015, 10:51
If I'd meet Lara on the street, I'd phone my GF to let her know I'm cashing in my celebrity pass :D

Gitb97
9th Jun 2015, 16:16
Super bump!

I would say something like; "Hi" - Then fangirl my undies :lol:

Super bump indeed hahaha

Murphdawg1
9th Jun 2015, 16:55
To stay away from Microsoft, they can't be trusted :D

Driber
10th Jun 2015, 10:55
Super bump indeed hahaha

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Providing the content is good-spirited and not spam, of course.

Tihocan
10th Jun 2015, 11:07
If I'd meet Lara on the street, I'd phone my GF to let her know I'm cashing in my celebrity pass :D
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/picard_clapping.gif
"And that's how I met your mother"
or
"That, kids, is how I got this scar that looks vaguely like the head of an ice climbing axe".

Driber
10th Jun 2015, 11:57
Old Lara didn't have a climbing axe :p

NightRain'06
17th Jun 2015, 05:32
10. Soo... You've heard of Nathan Drake from the Uncharted game series, right ? What's your honest opinion of him ? Is he your Adam ? Or is he a wanna-be tool who just copies what you do ?

> Adam and Eve reference.. <

>> Also, no offense to Uncharted series fans, this is all in good humor. :D :p :lol: <


11. If you somehow met him in one of your global expeditions, what would you do ??

Peritvs
17th Jun 2015, 17:35
I would ask her what the heck she's doing in Ohio

Lara_Fan_84
18th Jun 2015, 00:55
Hmm...new lara or old lara?

If it was new Lara I would mess with her head and tell her I have been playing her TR games since she was a different Lara several years ago.

Tihocan
18th Jun 2015, 05:42
I'd say daaammmmn you look good for a thirty-five year old (http://forums.eu.square-enix.com/showthread.php?t=156677)...

Driber
18th Jun 2015, 11:59
I'd say daaammmmn you look good for a thirty-five year old (http://forums.eu.square-enix.com/showthread.php?t=156677)...

Lara's response:

http://33.media.tumblr.com/80fa3570a78d4d88084b69b3ca8d3269/tumblr_inline_ngpaax9aua1qd00mn.gif

:p

Valenka
20th Jun 2015, 23:41
Invite her to tea, listen to stories about her adventures and then become the best of friends and adventure together.

Toomeeyrader
24th Jun 2015, 01:25
How can you take so much pain!!!!!
you must work out.

Chocolate_shake
24th Jun 2015, 07:52
I will say .............

Fhal-2BAq7E

BeckyB
24th Jun 2015, 08:30
Id just say Hello Lara lol

NSW_pride
24th Jun 2015, 10:11
Is Winston still in the freezer? :D

Larafan1996
8th Jul 2015, 12:38
I'd ask where have you been? Because some clumsy poser has been pretending to be you for the past few years.