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applepie
27th Sep 2006, 11:20
:lol: those 2 crack me up big time , anywhoo can you lot please post all/ your fave remarks between the loveable Zip and Allister:D

i love the one in ( gahna?) OHHHHH thats where we put the temple

Headache
27th Sep 2006, 22:14
Hmm....

Nepal - When Zip asks Lara to give Excalibur a swing, Alister says, "It's a priceless artifact, NOT A TOY!!!"

There are others, but my mind is freezing up right now.

But whenever Lara does her nutso gymnastics, Zip commments "Ohh, that looked painful!"

Terminatorvs
27th Sep 2006, 23:24
In the King's Arthur tomb level.
Zip: Hey Alister, why don't you go down and stand on that plate for her?
Alister: Why don't you go down and hold that door open?

and also

Zip: Yeah, pipe down, Alister, or I won't let you sit in front we me anymore.

Headache
27th Sep 2006, 23:30
In the King's Arthur tomb level.
Zip: Hey Alister, why don't you go down and stand on that plate for her?
Alister: Why don't you go down and hold that door open?

and also

Zip: Yeah, pipe down, Alister, or I won't let you sit in front we me anymore.
Oh yes those :D

They talk so much, it's hard to remember...:nut:

Treeble
27th Sep 2006, 23:31
Yup, they're fun for the major part of the game. Part of the reason I decided to transcript the whole game to a word document, whenever I read it I remember the expressions, the reactions, the humour. A great addition, I'd say. :D

applepie
28th Sep 2006, 07:38
treeeble, can you send me to doc please :)

Gamerking
28th Sep 2006, 11:07
Treeble, May I have a copy please?

Bloody Angel of Darkness
28th Sep 2006, 12:41
[QUOTE][QUOTE=Terminatorvs]In the King's Arthur tomb level.
Zip: Hey Alister, why don't you go down and stand on that plate for her?
Alister: Why don't you go down and hold that door open?\
LOL! I had forgotten about that!
Alister:Narrowly escaping death again I see...
In a tone as if he was commenting on the weather.

Mangar The Dark
28th Sep 2006, 16:04
I enjoyed when one of them (I forget who was who now) was going on about how The Sword In The Stone and Excaliber are "TWO DIFFERENT SWORDS!"

I was watching a quiz show the other day, and they asked for the name of the sword in the stone, and the contestant said "Excaliber", so, of course, I had to yell out "THEY'RE TWO DIFFERENT SWORDS!!!!" But, alas, the contestant's answer was considered correct.

Bloody Angel of Darkness
28th Sep 2006, 19:26
It was considered correct? Poor Alister would've had a fit had he seen it (because it was him who kept ranting about the two different swords)...

And another one...When Lara and Alister were talking about the similarities between King Arthur's story and the Tiwannaku Queen in Peru:

Zip:So we are looking for whatever-the-hell-King-Arthur's-sword-was-called?
Alister(sarcastically):It's called coincidence!
Zip:Funny name for a sword...

Treeble
28th Sep 2006, 20:44
Anyone interested in the file just drop me an email. :)

treeble [at] msn.com

Headache
28th Sep 2006, 23:09
Muhaha!!

TREEBLE's docs are gonna get famous!
;)

Treeble
29th Sep 2006, 00:10
Nah, nothing fantastic about them. I just enjoyed most of the conversations and thought it would be a nice idea to write them down. :) Turned out to be a rather long document. ;)

Headache
29th Sep 2006, 00:14
Nah, nothing fantastic about them. I just enjoyed most of the conversations and thought it would be a nice idea to write them down. :) Turned out to be a rather long document. ;)
..Nevertheless :D

Terminatorvs
29th Sep 2006, 05:06
A very good document! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Legend_of_Lara
30th Sep 2006, 10:24
England's the finishing cinematic was really funny.:lmao:

EvilNessCroft
30th Sep 2006, 17:11
King Arthur's Tomb:

Zip: Don't worry Lara I still got an eye on you, probably won't be able to hear each other to well when you're under water though...

Lara: there is a god...

Alister: ahahah

Zip: Hey! I heard that !!

lol, I liked that one ^^

Headache
30th Sep 2006, 19:51
Good work TREEBLE. You put a lot of time into that doc, didn't you?
:thumbsup:

Treeble
30th Sep 2006, 19:54
Two days or so. Not much of a hassle, but the England level was quite difficult, with all that ancient English from the museum. It's very nice, however, to pick a line at random and remember fondly the moment it's spoken, so it was all worth it. Glad you guys liked it. :)

Bloody Angel of Darkness
30th Sep 2006, 23:16
Great documend!Thanks!

Alister:Are you all right?
Lara:I decided to take the long way down instead...
Zip:Shoulda told that to the forklift!:lol:

And here are some from the Croft Manor (I don't have the game at hand so they're not very accurate,some of them):

Lara:Stalking another girlfriend?
Zip:I prefer to refer to myself as a guardian angel...

Lara:Your parole officer called...
Zip:Not funny,Lara.Not funny.

Lara:The NSA keeps calling.
Zip:I didn't do it!I was in Cleveland all weekend.ask my brother-in-law.

Zip:Hey,Lara! Fire off some of this in the study while Alister's in there.He hates the smell of cordite.
Lara:How sad...

Zip:Try to throw your grapple in front of Alister a couple of times.It drives him nuts...
Lara:Careful,Zip.I know what drives you nuts,too!

Lara:when do you work out,Zip?
Zip:Typing can be very strenuous...(it can,actually)

Alister:You aren't going out,are you?
Lara:Not when there are still so many dark places inside to explore...

Alister:Your enthusiasm trully inspires me.
Lara: Don't be sarcastic,Alister,it's dishonest!Hmpf!

Alister:I can't help you get what you want in a less calamitous way?
Lara:I didn't hear you offering to help me in any way at all,let alone a calamitous one!

Alister:Are you sure one of these things won't bounce off and put a premature end to my short yet promising life?
Lara:Empty cells,Alister.They literally bounce and fall to the floor(she didn't say that exactly but I don't remember).Besides,I promised you no repetition of that earlier incident(did she shoot him or something?That would be a funny story)!

Alister:I asked Winston whether he could install a doorhandle but he didn't even bother...
Lara:He probably thought it was a rhetorical question.I would have!

RuumTaedor
1st Oct 2006, 15:48
Thanks for the document, TREEBLE. It's great to be able to read everything they say, and there were a few places where I missed the conversation.

LaraGirl216
1st Oct 2006, 17:51
Great documend!Thanks!

Alister:Are you all right?
Lara:I decided to take the long way down instead...
Zip:Shoulda told that to the forklift!:lol:

And here are some from the Croft Manor (I don't have the game at hand so they're not very accurate,some of them):

Lara:Stalking another girlfriend?
Zip:I prefer to refer to myself as a guardian angel...

Lara:Your parole officer called...
Zip:Not funny,Lara.Not funny.

Lara:The NSA heeps calling.
Zip:I didn't do it!I was in Cleveland all weekend.ask my brother-in-law.

Zip:Hey,Lara! Fire off some of this in the study while Alister's in there.He hates the smell of cordite.
Lara:How sad...

Zip:Try to throw your grapple in front of Alister a couple of times.It drives him nuts...
Lara:Careful,Zip.I know what drives you nuts,too!

Lara:when do you work out,Zip?
Zip:Typing can be very strenuous...(it can,actually)

Alister:You aren't going out,are you?
Lara:Not when there are still so many dark places inside to explore...

Alister:Your enthusiasm trully inspires me.
Lara: Don't be sarcastic,Alister,it's dishonest!Hmpf!

Alister:I can't help you get what you want in a less calamitous way?
Lara:I didn't hear you offering to help me in any way at all,let alone a calamitous one!

Alister:Are you sure one of these things won't bounce off and put a premature end to my short yet promising life?
Lara:Empty cells,Alister.They literally bounce and fall to the floor(she didn't say that exactly but I don't remember).Besides,I promised you no repetition of that earlier incident(did she shoot him or something?That would be a funny story)!

Alister:I asked Winston whether he could install a doorhandle but he didn't even bother...
Lara:He probably thought it was a rhetorical question.I would have!

LOL Those are soooooooooo funny!!! :D :D :D

ditom
8th Oct 2006, 19:20
Alister and Zip are great:thumbsup:

hiropon056
20th Sep 2012, 00:20
i love them :D