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RazielTheHedgehog
28th Sep 2013, 21:22
Let's post some funny memes about Nosgoth xDDD
Wish I could post attachments though.

http://i.imgur.com/sTrix9K.jpg

Vampmaster
28th Sep 2013, 21:50
A bunch of us were on the London Underground on the way to preview Nosgoth. The people from the US saw the phrase "mind the gap" and found it hilarious for some reason. Then we made the connection between that and Kain's pointing animation from BO2. We were saying "mind the gap" in Kain's voice for the rest of the trip!

Limed00d
28th Sep 2013, 22:00
Sorry to be that guy right now, but I find memes like the one posted in the OP and the common memes in general really unfunny and annoying.
I think in-jokes like Vampmaster's example is much funnier as only a group of people will get it and it isn't spammed by everyone for everything.

ardethsilvereni
28th Sep 2013, 23:27
Frank is one sexy Sluagh. Oh, and beware the wrath of Turelzevir, don't pity the foo'. Try to find Betty the vampire, and Vehiculum Furtus Maximo - woo, one step towards canon thanks to a cheat code!

(If you don't know, perhaps it's better for your sanity that you don't try to know ;))

Vanyelxp5
29th Sep 2013, 03:40
Couldn't find the exact pic of The Reaver I wanted, but this one works.

PoppaKain
29th Sep 2013, 04:01
http://imgur.com/sTrix9K

To be fair, Raziel's gullet was far more developed than any of my other children. He'd often make a show of it, talking without moving his lips. Somewhat disturbing, but it came quite in handy later on.

Swagraven
29th Sep 2013, 06:14
http://i910.photobucket.com/albums/ac307/gehotpants101/BO2-HC-Epilogue-KainPoints_zps3c425eca.jpg

Mind the gap for you guys, in all it's BO2 paint editing glory.

The_Hylden
29th Sep 2013, 08:54
Heh, if I ever get time, boy do I have an idea for our "Mind the Gap" joke ;)

Fixed your image there, Swagraven. BO2 Kain does look so at home with that line, heh. Thanks for sharing.

Swagraven
29th Sep 2013, 09:08
Oh, thank you. :)

lucinvampire
29th Sep 2013, 12:17
Great memes...maybe I'll get some of mine over here when I have a few moments! :D

Orionte
29th Sep 2013, 14:22
Very funny indeed XD

DarkReaverGirl
30th Sep 2013, 13:23
Some silly humor from me I made some time ago ^^
I'll put them as imgs.






Have fun :D

88chaz88
30th Sep 2013, 14:42
Is Kain shouting "Vae victis!" every five minutes simply not enough for you guys?

Vampmaster
30th Sep 2013, 14:44
Is Kain shouting "Vae victis!" every five minutes simply not enough for you guys?

No, but Kain shouting "Merry Christmas" is!

Driber
30th Sep 2013, 14:46
Let's post some funny memes about Nosgoth xDDD
Wish I could post attachments though.

I embedded your image for you. That should be just as good :)

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I also embedded all other images that were posted as mere links while I was at it. I think it makes more sense to show them directly here, since it's a thread dedicated to showing memes and so then everyone doesn't have to click a million links, heh.

For images larger than 800 pixels in width, please use the thumb code. Instructions here (http://forums.eidosgames.com/misc.php?do=bbcode#thumb). Or just simply use my thumb tool (link in sig) :)

Therealrabban
30th Sep 2013, 14:46
Frank is one sexy Sluagh. Oh, and beware the wrath of Turelzevir, don't pity the foo'. Try to find Betty the vampire, and Vehiculum Furtus Maximo - woo, one step towards canon thanks to a cheat code!

(If you don't know, perhaps it's better for your sanity that you don't try to know ;))

"No, I do not hate them..."*FAHBOOM* "yes, I do"

88chaz88
30th Sep 2013, 14:50
No, but Kain shouting "Merry Christmas" is!

A connection that every LoK fan should get, yet is still remarkably silly. That is how you make a meme.

Let's keep this in mind as Christmas rolls around.

Vampmaster
30th Sep 2013, 22:18
So, the lore is at least air-tight then?

Rynfear
30th Sep 2013, 22:24
I feel like that "lore is watertight" thing is a forced meme. They haven't said anything yet that directly contradicts it, it's just a bunch of petulant manchildren raging at what this game isn't.

TheIrtar
1st Oct 2013, 21:42
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q184/Irtar/Hunter.jpg (http://s136.photobucket.com/user/Irtar/media/Hunter.jpg.html)

Can't wait for him to be added to the game.

Vanyelxp5
1st Oct 2013, 22:45
The messed up thing is... he'd be very effective against every vampire except the rahabim. Though of course, he'd need a much bigger water cannon.

The_Reaver
2nd Oct 2013, 00:56
I created this meme ages ago for my facebook page ;)



I KNOW that the sword won't appear on Nosgoth, but I couldn't avoid the joke

The_Hylden
2nd Oct 2013, 03:38
The_Reaver, please use the thumb code (http://forums.eidosgames.com/misc.php?do=bbcode#thumb) on pics wider than about 800 pixels, and certainly ones that huge.

Also, please do not double post. Use the edit button. Thanks.

Moesph
2nd Oct 2013, 07:47
I KNOW that the sword won't appear on Nosgoth, but I couldn't avoid the joke


Ok that made me laugh a lot!

Vampmaster
2nd Oct 2013, 11:48
Someone just asked a question on the eidos forums about Dead Sun. I couldn't resist replying with "It's dead, son!"

lucinvampire
2nd Oct 2013, 12:42
Great memes everyone - love them all...and I can't wait to see more :D
I'm a bit obsessed with LoK memes and have created quite a few over the years...when I get chance to I'll post some :D

RainaAudron
2nd Oct 2013, 12:59
Hahah, good one Vampmaster! :D I posted this on my fb while ago, so I´ll repost:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1234746_10151828825314172_1085328181_n.jpg

Paradoks_db
2nd Oct 2013, 13:50
A bunch of us were on the London Underground on the way to preview Nosgoth. The people from the US saw the phrase "mind the gap" and found it hilarious for some reason. Then we made the connection between that and Kain's pointing animation from BO2. We were saying "mind the gap" in Kain's voice for the rest of the trip!

In that case...

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8427/acsu.png

Moesph
2nd Oct 2013, 13:55
Here is a block puzzle meme put to practical use. (http://www.timestreamer.co.uk/time.php?stream=puzzles)

ZeroFernir
3rd Oct 2013, 02:13
Who?
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/157/a/7/you_give_vamps_a_bad_name_by_seedydeedee-d2zix7u.jpg

Edward is a OP vampire, after all...

Not saing he is cool, don't get me wrong... but he can go into water, go on sun, is superfast and superstrong...

PoppaKain
3rd Oct 2013, 11:13
KAds4kH7QDE

Settle your dispute with Kain. Destroy Him and your brethren. Free their curds and let the Wheel of Cheese churn again. Use your hatred to curdle their souls, I can make it possible. Become my Cheese Monger, my Angel of Gouda.

Vampmaster
3rd Oct 2013, 11:21
Go Cheese!

The_Hylden
3rd Oct 2013, 14:26
Sparkles NEVER win ;) (just like cheaters, heh)

Excellent Mind the Gap one :thumb:

ZeroFernir
3rd Oct 2013, 14:39
Mind the gap made me laugh a lot, and I agree that edward shall not be called a vampire... Hell, sparkling skin? plus, why he shouldn't be seen on the sun? I would only find him gay with all that silver powder in his skin =P

Anyway, here comes another one:

lucinvampire
3rd Oct 2013, 17:08
I will share this one as it's probably the most appropriate of the bunch...but not really that funny - enjoy :D

The_Reaver
3rd Oct 2013, 17:27
Unemployed Kain hehehe
This one made me laugh. Poor Kain.

Raziel_of_Nosgoth
3rd Oct 2013, 17:56
Let's post some funny memes about Nosgoth xDDD
Wish I could post attachments though.

http://i.imgur.com/sTrix9K.jpg

Lmao

ZeroFernir
3rd Oct 2013, 21:14
Unenployed kain surelly made me laugh lol
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/252/3/2/the_hylden_by_scionsoul2500-d2yejoi.jpg

lucinvampire
3rd Oct 2013, 22:48
Unenployed kain surelly made me laugh lol
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/252/3/2/the_hylden_by_scionsoul2500-d2yejoi.jpg

I feel his pain!

Oh The Reaver - love the winter is coming one especially already shared with my game of thrones buddies :D

As peeps liked unemployed kain... I will post some others when have a few moments :D

MrMilky
3rd Oct 2013, 23:07
I will share this one as it's probably the most appropriate of the bunch...but not really that funny - enjoy :D



Wins.

Anyway, this isn't a meme but it's beyond hilarious! This is Raz waiting for a new game. :p

5skD2vruXEI

ZeroFernir
3rd Oct 2013, 23:30
Wins.

Anyway, this isn't a meme but it's beyond hilarious! This is Raz waiting for a new game. :p

5skD2vruXEI

LOOOOOL That was absolutely awesome =P

Rivenmjk
4th Oct 2013, 05:25
I created this meme ages ago for my facebook page ;)




omg this is so me 90% of the time - that LOK on the brain!

Swagraven
4th Oct 2013, 10:39
KAds4kH7QDE

Settle your dispute with Kain. Destroy Him and your brethren. Free their curds and let the Wheel of Cheese churn again. Use your hatred to curdle their souls, I can make it possible. Become my Cheese Monger, my Angel of Gouda.

The cheese is his true endeavor.

Cradlis
4th Oct 2013, 13:13
I hope everyone knows that guy :D

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/339/251/bfe.jpg

ZeroFernir
4th Oct 2013, 13:47
I hope everyone knows that guy :D

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/339/251/bfe.jpg

Never understood them, actually u.u

The_Reaver
4th Oct 2013, 13:54
This post is guaranteeing a good laugh!
I am laughing so much with this one.


I hope everyone knows that guy :D

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/339/251/bfe.jpg

The_Reaver
5th Oct 2013, 00:26
I'm back and I created a new one.
And .... Just to make it clear, I am not on the "against-nosgoth" team ok?
I am very anxious to play it ^^ It is just a joke.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVxag9zCEAAp7Le.jpg:large

Bazielim
5th Oct 2013, 00:55
This post is guaranteeing a good laugh!
I am laughing so much with this one.

I'm with ZeroFernir - knowyourmemes is the only reason I've ever seen this guy before and I only vaguely get what it's about. Not shown in my area, thankfully. :D

Reidbynature
5th Oct 2013, 01:46
Lol at the ER cheese clip. Dr. Giggles stealing Kain's cheese.

ZeroFernir
5th Oct 2013, 03:11
I'm back and I created a new one.
And .... Just to make it clear, I am not on the "against-nosgoth" team ok?
I am very anxious to play it ^^ It is just a joke.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVxag9zCEAAp7Le.jpg:large

I am enjoing this Pro-nosgoth x anti-nosgoth, actually...

and the post is cool =P


About the hylden, it is not that I do not understand what they are, but WHY they are that way... I mean, why all this war between them and the Vampires? -.-'

Therealrabban
5th Oct 2013, 05:21
Because the vampires sent them to a realm that made them look like zombies and drove them crazy. The Hylden did not even start the war.

Driber
5th Oct 2013, 07:23
I'm back and I created a new one.
And .... Just to make it clear, I am not on the "against-nosgoth" team ok?
I am very anxious to play it ^^ It is just a joke.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVxag9zCEAAp7Le.jpg:large

The funny thing is that you're doing it wrong and you (inadvertently?) made a meme for the "pro-nosgoth camp". That meme is actually making fun of the people complaining :p

Edit: oops, didn't see there was a page 3 and that ZeroFernir already mentioned this, heh.

The_Reaver
5th Oct 2013, 12:31
That meme is actually making fun of the people complaining :p

Surely I am making fun of them :)

Driber
5th Oct 2013, 15:19
oic. Okay nvm me then :p

ZeroFernir
5th Oct 2013, 15:35
oic. Okay nvm me then :p

Pfff, Admin fail kkkkkkkkkkkkk
jk, Driber.

Anyway, I laughed a lot with this meme =P

Cradlis
7th Oct 2013, 16:54
There's a lot of memes out there, I just discovered that. Here's a few :

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7641844480/hEE8B2DA6/

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/338/546/ba9.jpg

http://cdn.meme.li/i/460x/9s05k.jpg

http://cdn.meme.li/i/460x/ouau5.jpg

It's hilarious XD

ZeroFernir
7th Oct 2013, 19:23
Did you realized?:
Zephon=Spiderman
Rahab=Aquaman
Raziel reminds me of batman
Turel = Hulk
Dumah = any ork from LotR =P
Melchiah = the first zombie from RE or something =P

Tube_Reaver
7th Oct 2013, 19:42
There's a lot of memes out there, I just discovered that. Here's a few :

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7641844480/hEE8B2DA6/

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/338/546/ba9.jpg

http://cdn.meme.li/i/460x/9s05k.jpg

http://cdn.meme.li/i/460x/ouau5.jpg

It's hilarious XD

These were hilarious, made me laugh out loud, thanks for posting them XD

Therealrabban
7th Oct 2013, 20:01
Everytime I see that Kain with him smiling with the more classic style texturing...I see a guy with rapeface.

ZeroFernir
7th Oct 2013, 20:02
Just found this =P Look at Kain's face xD
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7830083328/h1BDE76CF/

blueobelix
7th Oct 2013, 23:01
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/018/2/e/ancient_pervert_by_tippy_the_bunny-d4mrjn0.jpg credit to the deviantart creator

ZeroFernir
7th Oct 2013, 23:26
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/018/2/e/ancient_pervert_by_tippy_the_bunny-d4mrjn0.jpg credit to the deviantart creator

Lol, never seen Dead (elder) God like this =P

(Yes, after defiance, I call him Dead God.)

lucinvampire
8th Oct 2013, 17:49
Those memes are so funny :lol:

Monkeythumbz
8th Oct 2013, 17:58
In that case...

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8427/acsu.png

This is brilliant!

ZeroFernir
8th Oct 2013, 18:04
Those memes are so funny :lol:



Lol, why did Kain did not helped her? I would =P

lucinvampire
8th Oct 2013, 18:57
The Mind the Gap ones are so great :D


Lol, why did Kain did not helped her? I would =P

Umm I don't know...it seemed funnier than "oooooh yes please" at the time...which would work too! ;) ...then to you I give...

ZeroFernir
8th Oct 2013, 19:08
The Mind the Gap ones are so great :D



Umm I don't know...it seemed funnier than "oooooh yes please" at the time...which would work too! ;) ...then to you I give...



lol xD That reminds me of Tomb Raider... How we could find that realistic enough to look hot? xD

4nkkah
9th Oct 2013, 18:14
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the new Turel(im)!
http://facepalm.naurunappula.com/org/52/e6/52e645d76cffa8b2/0/1126829.jpg

On another note, let my assburgers rant about this: most of this thread isn't about memes, just.. jokes. There is a difference.
Out of the top of my head, only the "the lore is watertight" approaches a status of a meme if we're talking Nosgoth-stuff only.

Now, I too have committed the sin of not contributing any memes with this post, but seeing as most of this thread is about LoK jokes, I'm not alone here.
And just one final assburger rant that I hope will exhaust me: one does not force memes out of something. They should pop into existence... naturally, as far as that goes on the internet.

But let that not hinder the amusing content in this thread some of which makes me cringe, tainted as I am

ZeroFernir
9th Oct 2013, 18:48
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the new Turel(im)!
http://facepalm.naurunappula.com/org/52/e6/52e645d76cffa8b2/0/1126829.jpg

On another note, let my assburgers rant about this: most of this thread isn't about memes, just.. jokes. There is a difference.
Out of the top of my head, only the "the lore is watertight" approaches a status of a meme if we're talking Nosgoth-stuff only.

Now, I too have committed the sin of not contributing any memes with this post, but seeing as most of this thread is about LoK jokes, I'm not alone here.
And just one final assburger rant that I hope will exhaust me: one does not force memes out of something. They should pop into existence... naturally, as far as that goes on the internet.

But let that not hinder the amusing content in this thread some of which makes me cringe, tainted as I am

actually they look like a last stage for SR1 dumahim =P

The_Hylden
11th Oct 2013, 02:50
Did you realized?:
Raziel reminds me of batman
Turel = Hulk

Raziel always reminded me of Spawn, as the white symbols arcing under the eyes, burnt skin, mask covering nothing but similar slitted triangle eyes, and return from a veritable hell to exact revenge/be the top leader of the veritable Malebolgia in the EG he serves, and eventually goes against to get back his destiny, all also back up ;) I think somewhere they did note Spawn as an influence when creating him.

Plus, Batman doesn't kill and is rich, etc. Raziel is anything but a guy with lots of money and gadgets bringing evil doers to justice :D


I can see the Turelim as Man-Bat, actually. This new incarnation is rather gamma-rayed, sure, heh


Everytime I see that Kain with him smiling with the more classic style texturing...I see a guy with rapeface.

Yes, the animation on that smile was something they went a bit overboard on. Like Raziel's huge cartoon eyes at times in Defiance, they just exaggerated some things. Kain, in reality, shouldn't have the ability on his face to make that huge a smile, but what can you do? :p


Mind the Gap, people!


And lighten up on the meme rants, 4nkkah. We're not the meme police here and it's all in good fun ;)

ZeroFernir
11th Oct 2013, 03:16
Raziel always reminded me of Spawn, as the white symbols arcing under the eyes, burnt skin, mask covering nothing but similar slitted triangle eyes, and return from a veritable hell to exact revenge/be the top leader of the veritable Malebolgia in the EG he serves, and eventually goes against to get back his destiny, all also back up ;) I think somewhere they did note Spawn as an influence when creating him.

Plus, Batman doesn't kill and is rich, etc. Raziel is anything but a guy with lots of money and gadgets bringing evil doers to justice :D


I can see the Turelim as Man-Bat, actually. This new incarnation is rather gamma-rayed, sure, heh

But the image of Raz slowly coming down because of that "wings" of him... surelly reminds me batman doing the same.

The_Hylden
11th Oct 2013, 11:43
Spawn also has a cape and does the same move, but certainly in a silhouette, like how dark the shadowing gets in Defiance, it is similar to both :)

ZeroFernir
11th Oct 2013, 11:48
Spawn also has a cape and does the same move, but certainly in a silhouette, like how dark the shadowing gets in Defiance, it is similar to both :)

Woah, I didn't realized Spawn does that, but now that you said... true!

Paradoks_db
19th Oct 2013, 01:45
This is brilliant!
Thank you. :)
If Simon Templeman does any recording for Nosgoth (and everyone seems to agree that he at least needs to narrate the intro) then you must make sure that this line is recorded. Your own "go cheese!".

RealLoK
17th Mar 2014, 23:02
Did you guys know that Mortanius had an illegitimate son?

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/076/c/9/mortanius__illegitimate_son_by_ganonstadt-d7alzej.jpg

That other guy is Logan from Fable III. I just thought it was funny how similar these two looked... so... yeah XD

Gugulug5000
18th Mar 2014, 03:49
KAds4kH7QDE

Settle your dispute with Kain. Destroy Him and your brethren. Free their curds and let the Wheel of Cheese churn again. Use your hatred to curdle their souls, I can make it possible. Become my Cheese Monger, my Angel of Gouda.

LOL someone should redo this video with video from Legacy of Kain, but leave the audio alone, that way it's actually Kain begging for the cheese to be spared.

Gugulug5000
19th Mar 2014, 00:28
Okay, so I tried to share this picture a little while ago, but it was the wrong format, so I deleted it, but now I have it as jpeg, so now I can share it properly. Not really a meme, more like a simple joke based off Simon Templeman's cheese lines: http://s7.postimg.org/ffgs4k3sb/Kain_Cheese_2.jpg

ParadoxicalOmen
19th Mar 2014, 01:50
You must unite what has been set asunder ( Joined the posts :) )



KAds4kH7QDE

Settle your dispute with Kain. Destroy Him and your brethren. Free their curds and let the Wheel of Cheese churn again. Use your hatred to curdle their souls, I can make it possible. Become my Cheese Monger, my Angel of Gouda.


Okay, so I tried to share this picture a little while ago, but it was the wrong format, so I deleted it, but now I have it as jpeg, so now I can share it properly. Not really a meme, more like a simple joke based off Simon Templeman's cheese lines: http://s7.postimg.org/ffgs4k3sb/Kain_Cheese_2.jpg