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Smoke_Z
29th Oct 2005, 02:22
LOK: and you thought the paradoxes were confusing. :D

MOD EDIT: Taking on the suggestion of Nexus Reaver, we've got ourselves another game. Using the responses of this thread as examples, your mission should you choose to accept it is to come up with a catchy tagline for LOK. No double posting and all responses must be within the confines of the TOU.

Enjoy!

Nexus Reaver
29th Oct 2005, 02:23
Lok:Everyone the pawn :D

Umah Bloodomen
29th Oct 2005, 02:40
LOK: The other white meat.

:p

Nexus Reaver
29th Oct 2005, 02:42
Lok:what the hell?

Umah Bloodomen
29th Oct 2005, 02:59
LOK: KOL

:D

weaponx
29th Oct 2005, 03:32
lok: Vae Victus

:D

TheWatcher
29th Oct 2005, 04:54
LOK: Which timeline are we in again? :p

Umah Bloodomen
29th Oct 2005, 04:56
LOK: Has anyone seen my jaw laying around anywhere?

rabban
29th Oct 2005, 05:20
LOK: Tread Carefully...i'm hunting rabbits.

Umah Bloodomen
29th Oct 2005, 05:26
LOK: Episode VI Return of The Hylden

weaponx
29th Oct 2005, 06:16
LOK: Their is no reaver

rabban
29th Oct 2005, 06:25
LOK:passion of the reaver

weaponx
29th Oct 2005, 10:24
LOK: The rise of the Hylden

wishmaster
29th Oct 2005, 11:39
Lok: The final frontier

rabban
29th Oct 2005, 11:52
lok: the vamnpire game with time travel

wishmaster
29th Oct 2005, 12:57
Lok: Hitchhikers guide to Nosgoth

Riovanes
29th Oct 2005, 19:21
LoK: Plot Holes Big Enough For Rosie O'Donnel to Crawl Through.

Smoke_Z
29th Oct 2005, 21:37
LOK_X: Combat Racing

FearGhoul
29th Oct 2005, 21:57
LoK: CCG Special Gold Sluagh Edition!

weaponx
30th Oct 2005, 04:57
LOK: War of the realms

Umah Bloodomen
30th Oct 2005, 04:58
LOK: One Night In Nosgoth

:cool: :D

weaponx
30th Oct 2005, 05:24
LOK: Legends II: rise of the Hylden

FearGhoul
30th Oct 2005, 23:06
LoK: It's a Wonderful Unlife

fneh
31st Oct 2005, 09:08
LOK: When timelines go BAD!

rabban
31st Oct 2005, 09:37
lok: attack of the revenants

p.s.


LOK: One Night In Nosgoth

only one night?...but why? i have enough batteries to last 2 ;)

garbagefanuk
31st Oct 2005, 19:22
LoK: Maybe we'll finish the series this time?

Apocrypha Roxy
31st Oct 2005, 21:45
LoK: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Pillars

FearGhoul
1st Nov 2005, 01:52
LoK: Can't We All Just Get Along?

Siela
2nd Nov 2005, 08:11
LOK: All you need is Blood

rabban
2nd Nov 2005, 10:44
lok: the video game

weaponx
2nd Nov 2005, 11:39
LOK: the sarafan, the hylden and the pillars

rabban
2nd Nov 2005, 12:15
lok:when you only have 9 teeth and hylden starts to set in remember to allways floss with a minty fresh soul reaver...umm...hmmm...that is a bit long...can anybody shorten it?

Ascare
2nd Nov 2005, 22:04
LoK: Nosgoth - You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands!

- Kain

:D

garbagefanuk
3rd Nov 2005, 00:08
LoK: i slipped and fell on Raziels wings

rabban
3rd Nov 2005, 00:37
lok: stok: and 2 smok in barriers

garbagefanuk
3rd Nov 2005, 23:37
LoK: Who stole my pointy vampire killing stick?!

Umah Bloodomen
4th Nov 2005, 02:03
LOK: Buffy's worst nightmare.

weaponx
5th Nov 2005, 04:53
LOK: Nightmare before the paradox

TempySmurf
6th Nov 2005, 15:46
LOK: and the adventures of his confused whiny sword

rabban
6th Nov 2005, 17:16
lok: the wrath of umah

Umah Bloodomen
6th Nov 2005, 23:19
LOK: Extreme Pillar Makeover

fromhill
7th Nov 2005, 01:34
:D lok:stay dead

Smoke_Z
7th Nov 2005, 01:46
LOK: The Revenge of the Hylden

rabban
7th Nov 2005, 03:29
lok: hylden eye for the vampire guy.

weaponx
9th Nov 2005, 04:30
LOK: The frozen hylden

FearGhoul
9th Nov 2005, 06:17
LoK: I Have No Jaw and I Must Scream

garbagefanuk
10th Nov 2005, 00:17
LoK: God damn, i wish that barkeeper had let me stay for a few more pints! DAMN YOU CORHAGEN!

rabban
10th Nov 2005, 00:39
L.O.K: Kain does Nosgoth

wishmaster
10th Nov 2005, 01:11
Lok: the sportsdrink

Apocrypha Roxy
10th Nov 2005, 02:03
LoK: I Have No Jaw and I Must Scream
Ooooh hooo hoo, yes!!! :D

LoK: Call of Squiddy

rabban
10th Nov 2005, 03:26
LOK: gnostic apocalypse

Umah Bloodomen
10th Nov 2005, 03:52
LOK: Ain't 'nuttin but a g-thang - The Snoop Doggy Kain story.

Omega
10th Nov 2005, 10:51
LoK: Soul Eater

LoK: Because Revenge just isn't Good Enough

LoK: Death cometh before a (very long) fall

LoK: The Enigma wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in a cross-word, wrapped in a maze, wrapped in a...

LoK: Immortal Kombat

rabban
10th Nov 2005, 20:00
LOK:....6.... finally!!!

Omega
10th Nov 2005, 23:13
LoK: Souls of Liberty

LoK: Half Un-life

rabban
11th Nov 2005, 05:39
LOK: Shut Your Mouth

LOK: The SR2 Darkforge gate Conspiracy

LOK: Smells like Vampire Spirit

FearGhoul
11th Nov 2005, 22:54
LOK: The SR2 Darkforge gate Conspiracy



I love that one!

rabban
12th Nov 2005, 01:31
:D

*Raziel looks at the upsidedown gate*

Raziel: It's the birds, THE BIRDS!!!!

weaponx
12th Nov 2005, 02:35
LOK: Sarafan Knight - Sarafan Academy

Nexus Reaver
13th Nov 2005, 03:46
Lok:When kain has gas... :eek:

FearGhoul
13th Nov 2005, 04:53
LoK: Xtreme Beach Volleyball

Yautjatraker/Albatraous
13th Nov 2005, 10:41
LOK: Take me down to the Paradox city, where the vamps are green and not very pretty. (oh won't you please fix the timeline)

LOK: Acceptance
[the opposite of Defiance :p]

LOK: Kain, Hope, and Hylden

LOK: Come clean (lets go back to the beginning)
[inspired by Hilary Duff :p]

LOK: Reaver Within
[mmm...wonder what game i have been playing recently ;)]

rabban
13th Nov 2005, 14:22
LOK: Janos & Raziel's Bogus Journey

LOK: Extreme DodgeBall

LOK: New Taxes

fneh
13th Nov 2005, 15:25
LOK: the block puzzle strikes back

LOK: the return of the block puzzle

LOK: once upon a plot hole

Smoke_Z
13th Nov 2005, 15:28
LOK: So long and thanks for all the souls.

Apocrypha Roxy
14th Nov 2005, 01:17
LoK: Deadly Sluagh

weaponx
14th Nov 2005, 23:53
LOK: the return of Hash'ak'gik'

Smoke_Z
15th Nov 2005, 02:12
Legacy of the Soul Reaver: I ain't got no body.

Nexus Reaver
16th Nov 2005, 03:49
Legacy of Kain: The chickens are restless

weaponx
16th Nov 2005, 23:51
LOK: Nosgoth Reaver Massacre

rabban
17th Nov 2005, 00:11
LOK: The Legacy of Kain.

after loking at all these, taglines serious and not i figure there is no need for one at all...it should just be called what it is.

Umah Bloodomen
17th Nov 2005, 02:21
LOK: When rabban attacks.

rabban
17th Nov 2005, 02:44
:D nothing can stop the rabban.

FearGhoul
18th Nov 2005, 04:30
LoK: Undercity Ransom

rabban
18th Nov 2005, 05:53
lok: no will...next of kin...no money...where is the legacy?

The_Hylden
18th Nov 2005, 08:06
LoK: The Wrath of Kahn!

LoK: Enter the Fist (The evil Hylden are aliens, heh, eheh! EHAAAAH!!!!:p)

LoK: Dead by Dawn :D

(In the same vein...) LoK: "Alright, you primitive screw-head-Hylden, listen up! This is my Reaver!"

LoK: It's the End of the World as We Know it and Kain Feels Fine

LoK: The Search for Raziel's Sunken Treasure :p (Maybe we'll find that original body down there, while we're at it;) )

LoK: Deep Space Nine

Ok, I definitely need sleep...

Siela
18th Nov 2005, 08:18
LOK: Take me down to the Paradox city, where the vamps are green and not very pretty. (oh won't you please fix the timeline)


http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0007.gif

LOK: Don't fear the Reaver

LOK: Don't Phunk With My Heart
:confused: :confused: Wait, this should be LOJ...

Nexus Reaver
20th Nov 2005, 02:41
Legacy of Kain: When Soul Reavers Attack

FearGhoul
20th Nov 2005, 03:20
LoK: The One Where Kain Kills a Bunch of People and Then He Kills Some Weird Things Too and Then He Gets Bored With Time Travel and Kain Becomes a Pacifist Which Warms the Elder God's Heart So Much That the Elder God Stops Telling Everyone to Kill Eachother and Tells Them Instead to Just Give Eachother a Big Hug.

weaponx
20th Nov 2005, 04:25
LOK: Swords, Elder god and Sarafan Nosgothic Tour

that was just inspired by the Marilyn Manson DVD (gun's, god and government world tour) becorse i just finished watching it

rabban
20th Nov 2005, 04:37
LOK: The Return Of The Hennig

FearGhoul
26th Nov 2005, 04:52
LoK: Murals and Portents
LoK: The Coming of Hylden
LoK: Point of No Return (unless you time travel)
LoK: No Soul, No Reaver
LoK: The Wheel of Fate

rabban
26th Nov 2005, 11:25
lok: THE blah Of The Blah Blah

FearGhoul
4th Dec 2005, 20:45
LoK: Raziel and the Colossus

Nexus Reaver
10th Dec 2005, 02:37
Lok: Deja Vu all over again

dumah's wraith
10th Dec 2005, 22:15
lok:slightly confused
lok:resurgeance
lok:kain left his empire to ariel and she becomes an evil tyrant and the dumahim rebelled and drove her out of the body she possesed and kain comes back and is pissed and smites the elder even though he didn't do anything

FearGhoul
15th Jan 2006, 02:33
LoK: Adding and Subtracting Adventure!

vampire][vorador
15th Jan 2006, 23:34
LOK: When the answers become questions :P

Guardian OF The Reaver
16th Jan 2006, 00:06
LOK: Queer eye for that Kain guy.
:D

vampire][vorador
16th Jan 2006, 13:12
LOK: Where'd you go? I miss you so, Seems like it's been forever,That you've been gone (feat. Fort Minor) lol

goblin981
18th Jan 2006, 12:14
LoK: Yes, really, it's out.
I can't believe it's LoK 6.
*hint* *hint*

Legacy of Kain: Yes this one's about Kain.

weaponx
18th Jan 2006, 12:39
LOK: Kain's hunt for sushi

no idea where this came from

FearGhoul
4th Feb 2006, 03:59
LoK: Tetris Clone MMMLXXXVI

weaponx
4th Feb 2006, 10:55
LOK: der fleck DCLXVI

if you can read german or roman numrals
LOK: the mark 666

(sorry if i got the german wrong but im still learing it when i have some free time from school work)

FearGhoul
17th Feb 2006, 02:18
LoK: Murder Simulator

Raziel'sRevenge
18th Feb 2006, 01:26
LOK: Who ever reads the taglines?
LOK: Too many acronyms
LOK: GoldenEye of Vorador
LOK: How about tying up a few loose ends this time, eh?
LOK: Bride of FrankenKain
LOK: Curse of the Hylden

Okay, I'm done for now

FearGhoul
18th Feb 2006, 01:45
Legacy of Kain: Defiance 2: Return of the Elder God 4: Frank's Adventure: Janos Goes Crazy

tolkien2
18th Feb 2006, 12:33
LOK: lololololololololol!!!!!!!!1111111oneoneone11eleven111shift+1

weaponx
18th Feb 2006, 15:06
LOK: The soul reaver is the key To a undead heart beat

FearGhoul
20th Feb 2006, 00:43
LoK: Internet Simulator

The Reaver Blade
20th Feb 2006, 21:10
LOK: The Restoration

Raziel'sRevenge
27th Feb 2006, 03:25
LOK: Vampire Vampire Revolution (god I hate myself for posting that lol)
LOK: Lets take a perfectly good theme and screw with it in ways that don't help the series
LOK: A Link to the Past (wow that one doesn't even need changing!)
LOK: Special guest appearance by Vanilla Ice!

Peregrinus
27th Feb 2006, 11:30
LOK: the big finale
LOK: Kain and the bunny princess
LOK: the bloody battle of the bearded babes
LOK: the prequel to part 7
LOK: when elder gods get enemas
LOK: satans sarafan slaughterhouse
LOK: when a vampire lord get a mid-life crisis
LOK: of mouse and mayhem
LOK: invasion of the mutant mindmunchers
LOK: kain's retirement plan
LOK: mambo nr.6

aaand whatever....

CrossHQ
19th Mar 2006, 18:02
LoK: Sacrifices in vain

aquarius_varun
19th Mar 2006, 20:36
lok: who...:confused:

aquarius_varun
19th Mar 2006, 20:39
lok: retribution

lok: the finale

lok: showdown

lok: a new beginning

wishmaster
23rd Mar 2006, 17:32
Lok6: The cliffhanger

FearGhoul
27th Apr 2006, 06:45
LoK: The Demolished Vampire

moseschrist
1st May 2006, 06:34
Lok: to live and die and live again (without a jaw) in nosgoth
Lok: and they all lived (pretty much) happily ever after... (not !)
Lok: Tamaguchy version !
Lok: look mom, no jaws !
Lok: if only i could turn back time ft. aqua
Lok: living la vida reaver.
Lok: legend
Lok: raziel gets breast implants ! (still no jaw)

FearGhoul
2nd May 2006, 02:52
This topic rules.
LoK: The Elder God Resorts to Hentai.....

Nefarian
2nd May 2006, 11:20
LOK : Blue Alert
LOK : The Interview with an Vampire
LOK : Kanny and Razzy

LOK : The fellowship of the clan
LOK : The 2 destiny
LOK : The return of the balancer

LOK : de_dust, fy_iceworld... ...
LOK : LOL !!!

FearGhoul
6th May 2006, 05:25
LoK: CELL PHONE ELBOW STRIKES NOSGOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LoK: KAIN WRITES AT MYSPACE AND BECOMES VIOLENT AGAINST TEEN-AGERS!!!!!!!!!!!
LoK: Insert Pop-Culture Referance Here

FearGhoul
10th Jul 2006, 03:47
LoK: Shadow of the Elder God. You see, Kain travels the land using the Soul Reaver as a guide to find peices of the Elder God, and when he finds them, he has to climb them and stab the vitals. Isn't that real original?!

Anoobish
10th Jul 2006, 07:36
It would have been, a few months ago...

dragonfly2
11th Jul 2006, 00:33
lok: Your a strange animal thats what I know.

lok: As the wheel of life turns.

lok: The guiding light of Mobius

lok: :lmao:

Griz
11th Jul 2006, 05:18
LoK: Dude, where's my jaw?

LoK: The official apology for Blood Omen 2 (No offense, BO2 fans! I loves you!)

dragonfly2
11th Jul 2006, 18:04
lok: The casting of Mobius's net .

lok: The understanding of the Paradox


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Nuptraptors head ; Ah Nuptraptor , I knew him well. Actualy I didn't. Kain

FearGhoul
19th Jul 2006, 04:38
LoK: Space Combat Sim

The DarkOne
19th Jul 2006, 12:13
LOK: We're gonna finish the storyline this time

Keixu Tearraven
25th Jul 2006, 19:55
LOK: Return of Raziel

LOK: Battle of the Gods

LOK: The Next Reaver

DjChrisGeo
25th Jul 2006, 23:00
I thought I already posted this but as I re-read this thread it might have been another one..

LOK: Smokestack Mountain

"featuring Drag Reaver- a whole new series"

:rasp:



seriously, I would like them to go back to their roots and darken the game a little.. something to the effect of

LOK:Blood of the Undead

FearGhoul
3rd Aug 2006, 05:02
LoK: Kain Watches TV
LoK: Vampires With Cavities
LoK: Nosgoth Dating Sim

VendavalEste
3rd Aug 2006, 09:05
Legacy Of Kain: Don't Crack Any Duke Nukem Forever Jokes Here, At Least We Made It

FearGhoul
4th Aug 2006, 04:02
LoK: Running out of ideas for stupid taglines

Smoke_Z
4th Aug 2006, 20:48
LoK: Running out of ideas for stupid taglines

ROTFLMAO!

LoK: Kain finally gets that Ale he ordered.

omu_negru
16th Aug 2006, 07:21
LOK : 10 ways to grill squid?

First post btw...nice forum you guys have here

Griz
20th Aug 2006, 04:52
Legacy of Kain: Your Mom.

FearGhoul
21st Aug 2006, 01:56
Legacy of Kain: Your Mom.

Man, I really laughed out loud at that one. Probably because I love Yo Mama jokes.