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Dash
11th Jun 2004, 09:58
Just curious at what you think...

Somnambulation
11th Jun 2004, 11:37
You forgot Orlando Bloom.

HOC
11th Jun 2004, 11:59
dunno why mike myers, martin lawrence and ronald mcdonald are all listed....after all, at least they can act to a limited degree.

btw, who was it that voted for vin diesel?

padillah
11th Jun 2004, 14:36
Jim Carrey!!

padillaH

chris20202
11th Jun 2004, 14:39
What about Pauly Shore?

Tom Arnold?

Gary Coleman?

The Olsen Twins?

Somnambulation
11th Jun 2004, 15:23
I would pay vast sums of money to see Gary Coleman play Garrett.

MrWynd
11th Jun 2004, 19:05
Originally posted by Somnambulation
I would pay vast sums of money to see Gary Coleman play Garrett.

i got $5 in on that...anyone got his number?

LongVin
11th Jun 2004, 19:18
Originally posted by Somnambulation
I would pay vast sums of money to see Gary Coleman play Garrett.

"whatyou talking bout artemis?"

DrCBVI
11th Jun 2004, 23:10
I can't believe you missed Arnie...

After destroying half of the town on a gun toting rampage, he steals a necklace. He turns towards the camera

'Remember, stealing is wrong. If you want to become a good Governor like me, you'd better not steal. Or I'll be back.'

bluestorm
12th Jun 2004, 03:46
NO edith from "all in the family"" oh man thats a bad thought there :-)

sesobebo
12th Jun 2004, 12:56
OK, I would vote for one of those freaks from "Full House".
(hell, I'd rather live in cradel than in full house)

OliverReed
12th Jun 2004, 14:38
Urmm... Oliver Reed?

Devilkitty
12th Jun 2004, 23:30
YOU'RE A BUNCH OF LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ORLANDO BLOOM WOULD BE THE BEST ONE TO PORTRAY GARRETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everlong71
13th Jun 2004, 01:13
DevilKitty

A carrot has more acting ability than Orlando Bloom! I would suggest maybe Ed Harris or Kiefer Sutherland because they have pretty cool voices. Kiefer would obviously have to dye his hair of course.

LongVin
13th Jun 2004, 02:22
Originally posted by everlong71
DevilKitty

A carrot has more acting ability than Orlando Bloom! I would suggest maybe Ed Harris or Kiefer Sutherland because they have pretty cool voices. Kiefer would obviously have to dye his hair of course.


and bloom also sold his soul to disney when he starred in pirates. they own him now.

fattybeefy
14th Jun 2004, 05:39
The Olsen Twins or Mandy Moore.

zennex
14th Jun 2004, 06:03
Bloom is not necessarily that bad; he's just not that good, and he also happens to be fun to hate. The worst actor/actress for Garrett: Jennifer Lopez or Ashton Kutcher.

LongVin
14th Jun 2004, 06:06
Originally posted by fattybeefy
The Olsen Twins or Mandy Moore.

how bout michael moore?

come on who wouldn't want to see a 300 pound guy who cant walk 10 feet play the worlds greatest thief.

Secrets Of Nosgoth
14th Jun 2004, 07:05
lol I'm just picturing Michael Moore trying to scale a wall, he keeps jumping but never makes it past the first brick. The guards just stare at him with utter-amazement at what he's trying to do then walk away and ignore him.

soracia
14th Jun 2004, 08:06
June Brown - "'As anyone seen me 'arras?"

Faust
14th Jun 2004, 09:56
Vin Diesel?

Dame Judy Dench?

Heero
15th Jun 2004, 03:41
Mickey Rooney... if only for the physical aspect to finally finish him off once and for all...

NoneOFYourBusiness
15th Jun 2004, 04:11
How about Viggo Mortinson (sp?) He plays Aragorn in the Lord of the Rings for those who don't know the name.

El Biffo
15th Jun 2004, 05:04
How about Danny De Vito?

grafixmonkey
15th Jun 2004, 05:43
I'll put my money on that woman who played Lara Croft. The end of the movie could be like Metroid, she takes off her hood and... whoa, it's a chick!!! Man, that's some smoker's throat, she sounded just like the game!

ERR
15th Jun 2004, 05:49
I think the best actor to portray Garret, as long as they keep his face partially hidden under the hood, would be.....The guy from Ocean's Eleven, cant remember his name. He's the guy who plays Danny Ocean. He's got a great scratchy voice, and if they keep his eyes hidden in the shadow of his hood, and just show his lower face and chin, w/ a bit of a beard growing He'd be awsome. Wish i could think of his name though.

LongVin
15th Jun 2004, 05:50
george clooney?

LongVin
15th Jun 2004, 05:52
Originally posted by Secrets Of Nosgoth
lol I'm just picturing Michael Moore trying to scale a wall, he keeps jumping but never makes it past the first brick. The guards just stare at him with utter-amazement at what he's trying to do then walk away and ignore him.

lol. yeah who wouldn't want to see a 300 pound fat guy running away from some cradle haunts.

grafixmonkey
15th Jun 2004, 05:52
I think the best actor to portray Garret, as long as they keep his face partially hidden under the hood, would be.....The guy from Ocean's ElevenWe're after the WORST actors though! I still want to see Adam Sandler take up a blackjack! :D

lol. yeah who wouldn't want to see a 300 pound fat guy running away from some cradle haunts.
hehe... Adam Sandler, in the Cradle, huddled in a corner with his "security hood", sucking his thumb, muttering "happy place, happy place, happy happy happy happy....."

jbehrne
16th Jun 2004, 21:06
Here is my 2 cents...

- Michael Moore
- Antonio Banderas

'DRUM ROLL'....

ADAM WEST!!!!

;)

grafixmonkey
17th Jun 2004, 05:15
Jack Nicholson? :D

"You want the loot? You can't handle the loot!!!!"

cyanide3
17th Jun 2004, 13:23
I know this topic is on who shouldn't play Garrett, but Who do you think SHOULD play Garrett.

I think Gary Oldman would be perfect.

cyanide3
17th Jun 2004, 13:30
Nevermind, I didn't scroll down far enough to see the thread.

Sorry.....carry on.

Karnie
17th Jun 2004, 13:32
Originally posted by LongVin
"whatyou talking bout artemis?"

ROTFLMAO!!!!! Sorry, I know I'm a little behind...

My vote is....
Rick Moranis.

Choscura
17th Jun 2004, 17:40
i think that bad voice-acting should be reserved for bad games.

that said, i'd go with either donald trump, michael jackson, or saddam hussein for a bad thief remake.

-Choscura
"hey! that looks like a gun!"
~about four seconds before respawn in desert combat~

Guineapiggy
18th Jun 2004, 10:24
Brian Blessed!

YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE BEING FOLLOWED, ARTEMUS! HAHAHA!

WALTZING IN TO A BANK VAULT, NOW I KNOW I'M A MASTER THIEF!

Dash
18th Jun 2004, 10:28
You know, that really does sound like him...:)

Plus he should be used to all that medieval stuff (Black Adder and all)...

everlong71
18th Jun 2004, 11:27
my suggestions would be:

1) James Gandolfini
2) Steve Martin
3) Brendan Fraser
4) Dave Grohl

and finally.... Clint Eastwood...lol

OzzMiester
18th Jun 2004, 11:44
Originally posted by OliverReed
Urmm... Oliver Reed?
Gladiator was a very good film.

my vote is for Graham Norton.

grafixmonkey
18th Jun 2004, 16:36
I dunno, the original poll writer may have been on to something with Keanu Reeves. I can picture Garrett sneaking up behind a guard, raising his blackjack... and tapping him on the shoulder:

Garrett: "I know kung fu."
Guard: "What the taff??"
Garrett: *does a backflip and pose, does the 'bring it on' thing with his fingers*

Karnie
18th Jun 2004, 17:12
Originally posted by grafixmonkey
I dunno, the original poll writer may have been on to something with Keanu Reeves. I can picture Garrett sneaking up behind a guard, raising his blackjack... and tapping him on the shoulder:

Garrett: "I know kung fu."
Guard: "What the taff??"
Garrett: *does a backflip and pose, does the 'bring it on' thing with his fingers*

The terrifying thing is.... I CAN actually picture them doing that. They've already cast him as Constantine from the Hellblazer comics, took everything anyone ever knew about the character and just THREW it out the window! So don't be surprised if you see "Dude, Where's My Loot" the movie.....

Catman
18th Jun 2004, 17:27
Worst choice? How about Paul Reubens?

Krux0r
18th Jun 2004, 17:44
Originally posted by Catman
Worst choice? How about Paul Reubens?


he played a very convincing 'The Spleen' in Mystery Men

"From that day I was cursthed to alwayth be the one.. that dealt it"

just have to keep him away from small children

everlong71
24th Jun 2004, 12:19
Screech from 'Saved By The Bell', I remember watching that years ago as a kid, he would be a pretty funny Garrett....lol;)

Rambis
24th Jun 2004, 18:57
I think Screech from Saved by the Bell should win the job.

That, or maybe Bob Dole would be a good choice.

grafixmonkey
24th Jun 2004, 20:23
Steve Urkel.

Scratch that... the new CG Scooby Doo would be the absolute worst, and not even in a funny way.

GandalftheGrey
25th Jun 2004, 15:01
Garrett's role has Chris Cooper written all over it (the guy from Adaptation who won an oscar)

or Glen Scott or Scott Glen or Glenn Close whatever his name is

o wait worst actor? ummmm.... chris rock

Nervouse
22nd Jul 2004, 22:45
I think Shrek (with some slap on of course) or John Goodman. Brilliant.

njcl
22nd Jul 2004, 23:41
sly stallone..................;) ..................................:D

shalroq
23rd Jul 2004, 00:29
what about Jackie Chan? :p

DreadX
23rd Jul 2004, 00:49
Keanu Reeves is gay. Garrett is..
Anyway I think Stephen Russell would be great for the role

GandalftheGrey
23rd Jul 2004, 16:20
were you gonna say that Garrett is gay??? Garrett is NOT GAY!!!! :mad:

Jackie Chan lol, worst voice possible

The_Insane
23rd Jul 2004, 16:33
the voice-actor of garrett !! who else, but i don't know how he looks...

Shaihulud
23rd Jul 2004, 17:43
Don't know if this has been posted but Arnold Swache****** (sp?) would be cool, "You, give me your gold."

DreadX
23rd Jul 2004, 18:04
I would be cool if Rowan Atkinson played Garrett

uberam
23rd Jul 2004, 19:54
David Hasselhof? Eric Estrada? Ah, how 'bout Steven Segal?

everlong71
23rd Jul 2004, 20:01
Originally posted by Shaihulud
Don't know if this has been posted but Arnold Swache****** (sp?) would be cool, "You, give me your gold."

LOL Oh my God I haven't laughed so hard in a while!! Just picturing Arnold in a long black robe with that emotionless face saying those words... thanks Shaihulud!! ;)

Hawklan
24th Jul 2004, 03:38
I'm toss up between Heath Ledger and that guy from the movie PhoneBooth I forgot his name. Or Johnny Depp?

Shaihulud
24th Jul 2004, 10:54
Originally posted by everlong71
LOL Oh my God I haven't laughed so hard in a while!! Just picturing Arnold in a long black robe with that emotionless face saying those words... thanks Shaihulud!! ;)

My pleasure:D.

Silent_Hitman47
25th Jul 2004, 22:04
John Kerry. His face is so long he probably wouldn't fit in the hood. Then he would try to become Pres so he could raise taxes and gain money legally instead of stealing it. Then he'll join the Pagans because he wants to protect the environment more than the economy.

taa2609
28th Jul 2004, 13:25
brian blessed certainly. and screech. both the best suggestions ive read, by a country mile.
how about a character instead of an actor? marvin the paranoid android.
"youre going to catch me anyway so why bother trying. Oh, im so depressed."
tommy.

Rooklin
28th Jul 2004, 21:31
This should be called "Worst Actor" and I still would have voted for Mr.Reeves.

:D

Dash
29th Jul 2004, 06:37
On the note of characters - Kryten: "Twist my nipplenuts and send me to Alaska - is that a female aardwark or is that someone's purse?"

or Cat: "Awww! Wheee! I'm the most handsome thief in the galaxy!" and the best trap against him would be a bunch of mirrors in the house.