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thanhkim
10th Oct 2002, 20:34
It's been said that Lara eats baked beans well is that really true and who came up with that. Is that a Core thing and wouldn't it be great to see Lara eat some baked beans on toast. We see Lara have a drink so why not something to munch on.

DaveJ
10th Oct 2002, 21:14
Yes, its in her official bio.

But since she isn't real....don't let it worry you unduly.

;)

KoolKat_EF
10th Oct 2002, 22:00
OH MY GOSHNESS!!!
SHE ISN'T REAL?
THIS CANNOT BE TRUE!

*bursts into tears*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :eek:

THE True Lara
10th Oct 2002, 22:03
I know, I know, there there,
Don't worry I know the name of a very good counsellor..... was a real help to a friend of mine.....
...right up until she got sectioned

thanhkim
11th Oct 2002, 09:47
Originally posted by KoolKat
OH MY GOSHNESS!!!
SHE ISN'T REAL?
THIS CANNOT BE TRUE!

*bursts into tears*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :eek: Pat on the back
to KoolKat I know there there.

Godfather
11th Oct 2002, 15:28
SHE ISN'T REAL????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R U tryin' to tell me that I'm obsessed over someone who isn't real?! Weird! :D

THE True Lara
11th Oct 2002, 18:20
isn't it just..... :p

JunoJIm
12th Oct 2002, 04:29
That's OK tho' 'cause after she eats those beans, she has unreal f@rts !!!

KoolKat_EF
12th Oct 2002, 16:38
*Sobs and dials number of counsellor*

You're all lying! She does exist, how can she not?

*Points finger at everyone, backing off*

It's a conspiracy, I tells ya!!!

*Taken away by men in white coats still shouting and pointing*

DarkangelKS
13th Oct 2002, 20:43
DaveJ you made Koolkat cry and now she's being taken away!!!!

THE True Lara
13th Oct 2002, 21:30
know the feeling.....

I wonder if they're taking her to the same place they took Godfather to???

Godfather
14th Oct 2002, 07:17
Originally posted by THE True Lara
know the feeling.....

I wonder if they're taking her to the same place they took Godfather to???

*surprised and a little upset* What place?! What?! I'm sitting here in my house watching TV with Lara Croft next to me (hey, that rhymes!) :D

THE True Lara
14th Oct 2002, 08:13
yes, yes, of course you are, just keep taking the pills love.......

thanhkim
14th Oct 2002, 09:26
Originally posted by JunoJIm
That's OK tho' 'cause after she eats those beans, she has unreal f@rts !!! And boy do they reek!!! You could kill the dead with that use it as a weapon in aod.

JunoJIm
15th Oct 2002, 04:03
What an idea - especially if she could light them like a flamethrower !!!

thanhkim
16th Oct 2002, 19:34
Originally posted by JunoJIm
What an idea - especially if she could light them like a flamethrower !!! Yep you have just guessed the
special button I would add to aod if I owned Core hehe A fart button so Lara can kill the evil men they would die in a second
it would be more powerful than the grenada launcher a total
wipe out!

Glider
16th Oct 2002, 20:41
She has taken a break from tombraiding and is currently working as an actress in Hollywood. She is using the stage name Jolene Blalock, and is starring in the Sci fi series Enterprise. She plays the Vulkan character T'Pol. I've pointed this out before. Just have a good look at the lady sometime, and imagine her with a long ponytail. You'll then see that she resembles Lara exactly. Because she is Lara Croft!



Or a very reasonable facsimile, anyway. ;) :D :cool:

DaveJ
17th Oct 2002, 08:04
The ponytail would suit her much better than the Frankenstein wig she is forced to wear in 'Enterprise'.....

rimfire
22nd Oct 2002, 04:58
Originally posted by JunoJIm
That's OK tho' 'cause after she eats those beans, she has unreal f@rts !!!

And here we've been blaming the butler!