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16th Jul 2002, 20:31
Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

We cannot change the direction of the wind...but we can adjust our sails.

Some days are a total waste of makeup.

Do you believe in love at first sight ... or should I walk by you again?

If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.
If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one
you've never tried before.


16th Jul 2002, 20:59
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

17th Jul 2002, 02:49
Ha ha how true. Did you think of those yourself. Very funny Maggie.

17th Jul 2002, 02:56
Life's little mysteries...

When searching for something, someone will always say..
"It's always at the last place you'll look"

If that annoys you, remind them of this..

Once you found it, you don't need to look for it anymore, thus it was at the place you looked.. right? :)

I wonder why no one ever thought of this before..

Skinny Minnie
17th Jul 2002, 03:22

What a wonderful first post for me to read at the Eidos forum! :cool: You're a hot ticket- don't ever let anybody tell you differently! Thanks for brightening my night...

17th Jul 2002, 20:09
Hey Ice, you always love my little funnies!!:D

Staticon, those are pretty cool.:)

Skinny Minnie!!:D It is so good to see you, welcome to our place of 'natter'. Pop in whenever you are in the neighborhood.:cool:

Thankyou for those kind words, I appreciate it.:)

18th Jul 2002, 01:22
That is because they are funny!!

18th Jul 2002, 02:23
board clowns :)