View Full Version : Why Goldfish scare me...

15th Jul 2002, 21:20
1. They are orange, the silver ones are worse.

2. They have gulping large mouths

3. They have huge bulging eyes that never shut

4. Sometimes at night, I heard them clicking the marbles in the aquarium, it's like morse code

5. You can never tell if they are pissed off/angry etc.

6. If you walk into the goldfish section in the fishstore, they can easily stare you down.

7. The ones with the huge brain on the head or the ones bred to have long fins are bizarre.

8. They can grow up to be huge. (put a tiny goldfish into a large pond and come back in 3 years)

So, my fear of goldfish, is not irrational.

The Sage Of Time
15th Jul 2002, 22:13
Um.. It's a little silly to have a fear of goldfish.. But I admit, they are odd creatures.

15th Jul 2002, 22:26
You'd probably have a heart attack if you lived in Flint. The goldfish in the river can get as big as 1 1/2 feet to 2 feet long. :D

15th Jul 2002, 22:51
I think its time for your medication dear!


Sorry didn’t mean to scare you :D

15th Jul 2002, 22:53
you mean like this? if so, get a cat :D

15th Jul 2002, 23:56
Note to everyone: im serious, i DO have a fear of goldfish.
this thread is not a joke.

PS. I already do own 2 cats. Can you guess why?

16th Jul 2002, 00:45
Now I know what to dress up as during halloween :p :D .

16th Jul 2002, 01:46
You need to get out more........