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Death Busters
3rd Jul 2002, 18:29
I had this made a while back. Just now I decided to post it.

Death Busters, a History {Timeline}

Years calibrated to "The Dragonian Timeline

109 A.D. (Age of Death)- The pure Heart Crystal is discovered as a body part.
111 A.D.-The Death Busters Pure Heart Research Foundation is formed.
115 A.D.-Competing firm "Gurakushia" is formed.
123 A.D.-The pure heart is Harnessed as a massive power source.
124 A.D.-After 127 lawsuits out of fear of the unknown, DBPHRF goes bankrupt.
137 A.D.-Gurakushia harnesses the evil heart. (It later faces a similar fate)
3 N.A.-The DBPHRF is reformed. (Since more powerful power sources were discovered, it was not attacked)
5 N.A.-I take seat as the president of the foundation.
7 N.A.-Present

So, now you know what the Death Busters are.

Current projects-

Pure Hearts with special atributes (Found- Powers of radical plant growth, water movement, and an unidentified element creating massive energy)

Apply for being a guinea pig for our projects today! Harness your powers! Pay is 200 E an hour, with free beer and cupcakes, all flavors.

DB: The cupcakes always get 'em...

EDIT: Oh, yah... Pure Heart required. Sorry Ghyron.:)

3rd Jul 2002, 19:01
Psht, Death Busters. I got top notch hearts at rock bottom prices! Care to take peek?

Well, not exactly. But currently, a Terran in suspended animation heading towards Sanctuary (A planet and system, coordinates unknown) is most likely to have a pure heart...

Should we give you a try or should I just immediatly blast you for the sake of goodliness? I like the first choice better, only because Dragonians don't like blasting things for the sake of goodliness 305832 times in a row. Taking it this is my 305831'st time in a row, excluding right now...

Death Busters
3rd Jul 2002, 20:58
Maybe. Oh, yah, I've got pet ducks at top notch prices. care to trade?

3rd Jul 2002, 21:13
What pet ducks? Do you mean the ones I just ate inside that cramped box? Ummm, here's ten thousand E and you never heard a word I said and you never sold pet ducks...

3rd Jul 2002, 22:36
If you want a pure heart, I have started the appropriate, "Mission"...

Death Busters
4th Jul 2002, 00:11
Yes... ...I need one for my new ship I am now building... Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah!!

6th Jul 2002, 23:04
Originally posted by Death Busters
Oh, yah... Pure Heart required. Sorry Ghyron.:)

Argh, foiled again.

7th Jul 2002, 22:47
Hmmm, now, exactly how much beer and cupcakes would I get??? And do you have Coffee Cake Cupcakes? They're soo good.

<SkrasherSmasher begins drooling.>
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