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JCpies
31st Jul 2012, 08:46
Like seriously, where are the giant robots?

Why can't I fly Malik's VTOL?

Why is the game no ultra-immersive??????

Why is it not more like Elder Scrolls?

Why is it not more like Fallout?

Why is it not like GTA?

Why is it not finely tuned to me personally so that it's easy for me to complete?



WHY DOES JENSEN NOT HAVE HEELIES BUILT INTO THE SOLES OF HIS FEET?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00013/Ed_imgSNF0206AN_540_13874a.jpg

68_pie
31st Jul 2012, 09:51
You sir, win all the cookies :D

Tecman
31st Jul 2012, 09:54
I'm very sorry you feel this way, JCpie.

It's just that the realities of modern game development are cruel. There are limited resources, and you have to prioritize.













Golden paint isn't cheap, you know.

Reven
31st Jul 2012, 10:23
Why is it not more like Deus Ex ?.

chip5541
31st Jul 2012, 12:18
Why no Commodore 64 or Amiga version? ;)

AlexOfSpades
31st Jul 2012, 14:54
Did you just say... HEELIES?

http://i.imgur.com/q2DZF.gif

JCpies
31st Jul 2012, 16:02
Why was Adam Jensen's dog not featured as an NPC? Why not as an animal care mini game?

Why is there a moderator I've not seen before?

Why is there no magic in Deus Ex? WHY?

AlexOfSpades
31st Jul 2012, 16:11
Did you just say... ANIMAL CARE MINI GAME?

http://i.imgur.com/6joaE.gif

Pinky_Powers
31st Jul 2012, 16:53
Did you just say... ANIMAL CARE MINI GAME?

http://i.imgur.com/6joaE.gif

That little mutant is corrupting my soul! I can feel it, changing me in dark and curious ways.

sonicsidewinder
31st Jul 2012, 18:35
WHY DOES JENSEN NOT HAVE HEELIES BUILT INTO THE SOLES OF HIS FEET?


Why is this not in CopyPasta thread??!

JCpies
31st Jul 2012, 18:49
Why is this not in CopyPasta thread??!

That still exists?

Lady_Of_The_Vine
31st Jul 2012, 20:25
This wins my Thread of the Month award. :D

3rdmillhouse
31st Jul 2012, 22:35
You know what else Eidos blundered in this game? I was told there'd be an augmentation that would allow us to fart sleep gas, so Jense would hold people's faces towards his ass and fart that green cloud of sleepliness*.

* I'm not sure such a word even exissts

Ashpolt
31st Jul 2012, 22:45
This game's meant to be about choice right? Well then I should have the CHOICE to play as a forum troll, with a full suite of augs tailored to my playstyle - ones to slow down the banhammer, etc.

If Eidos Montreal don't include this in their next Deuce Ex game they are racists.

Jerion
31st Jul 2012, 23:25
*Smartass Detector Aug Installed*

*Target Detected*

*Target Locked*

*Deploying Countermeasure*

Y414Q7vVgYU

JCpies
1st Aug 2012, 12:08
This game's meant to be about choice right? Well then I should have the CHOICE to play as a forum troll, with a full suite of augs tailored to my playstyle - ones to slow down the banhammer, etc.

If Eidos Montreal don't include this in their next Deuce Ex game they are racists.

Dues ex already is racist, why can't we choose to be an Orc or Dark Elf? WE are meant to be Adam Jensen, so we should be able to customize him right?

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/351/d/a/deus_ex_kart_by_krysalid-d352a5y.jpg

They are also liars.

ZakKa89
1st Aug 2012, 16:05
pffft, stole my joke from the augmentation suggestions thread :D

cyphercat
3rd Aug 2012, 01:37
Dues ex already is racist, why can't we choose to be an Orc or Dark Elf? WE are meant to be Adam Jensen, so we should be able to customize him right?

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/351/d/a/deus_ex_kart_by_krysalid-d352a5y.jpg

They are also liars.

Seriously lol'd at this. Thanks man!

Coyotegrey
3rd Aug 2012, 15:37
I just want to say this might be my favorite thread ever.

JCpies
3rd Aug 2012, 19:30
And seriously, one of the biggest blunders of this game... Why can't I kill people and obtain the pacifist achievement??? How was I meant to know that killing people made me lose the achievement you get for not killing anybody? How?

IT MAKES NO SENSE!



I just want to say this might be my favorite thread ever.

It's an honour, I hope you take this criticism to heart.