View Full Version : Mystery Science Theater 3000 meets HR

6th Mar 2012, 04:19
I am by no means a professional (or even good) songwriter, but I just came up with an amusing little tune that I thought I might share with any fellow MSTies inhabiting the forums.

In the not-too-distant future,
Next Sunday A.D.,
There was a guy named Adam,
Not too different from you or me.

He worked as a guard in Sarif Industries,
Just another face in a black long coat.
He did a good job fixing up the place,
But the Tyrants tried to kill him
So they shot him in the face.

We'll give him augmentations,
The best we can buy.
He'll go out there and hunt them down,
The ones who told him a big lie.

Now keep in mind Adam can't control
The day the world is going to end.
He'll try to retain humanity
With the help of his cyborg friends.


Dave Sarif!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts
Just repeat to yourself, “It's just a game,
I should really just relax...
For Deus Ex: Human Revolution!”

6th Mar 2012, 07:18
*La la la*

Are AJ's arms made out of molybdenum, do you think?

6th Mar 2012, 20:56
*La la la*

Are AJ's arms made out of molybdenum, do you think?
Doubtful. Molybdenum is a very slippery substance, which would make it a poor candidate for the limbs used to hold things.

7th Mar 2012, 17:44
Now I can't stop thinking of Pearl as Zhao, Brain Guy as Hugh Darrow, and Professor Bobo as Bill Taggart.

7th Mar 2012, 22:24
Not a fan of the KTMA years or Joel, I see :)

Do you buy Rifftrax or watch Cinematic Titanic?

8th Mar 2012, 00:49
Not a fan of the KTMA years or Joel, I see :)

Do you buy Rifftrax or watch Cinematic Titanic?

Ehh, I wouldn't say I'm not a fan of the Joel years, I just prefer the Mike years in general...especially the second half of season five through the end of season seven. My favorite era of MST3K history was when we saw Mike share the screen with a Trace Beaulieu-voiced Crow.

Just Rifftrax, but I'd be willing to try CT.

8th Mar 2012, 01:54
Which episode is that one? I haven't seen it!

I love it when Mike sings. They both have their charms - undoubtedly, one of my fav episodes is 820: Space Mutiny (http://www.mst3kinfo.com/?p=4687). Though Joel and the bots did some great work with Hercules and the Godzilla films.

23rd Apr 2012, 13:56
I think the analogy works better when applied to the original Deus Ex...

Dr. Clayton Forrester - Bob Page
TV's Frank - Walton Simons
Gypsy - Janice Reed
Magic Voice - Helios
Crow - Alex Jacobsen
Tom Servo - Jaime Reyes
Joel Hodgson - Paul Denton
Mike Nelson - JC Denton

@TrickyVein: It wasn't just one episode :P
It was all the way from the second half of season 5 to the end of season 7, when Beaulieu departed from the show for good.

25th Apr 2012, 15:37
The only thing I will accept is Fresh Prince meets HR.

"Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I never asked for this, pushed out a window n' flying through the air."

someone continue this for the love of holy nano-machines

25th Apr 2012, 16:35
"In some creepy lab, born and raised, in Detroit is where I spent most of my days, chillin' out with my dog and relaxin' all cool, shooting some bad guys in Derelict Row, when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in our neighbourhood, I denied one little order and my boss got scared, said you're movin' in with Sarif and Megan over there..."

26th Apr 2012, 01:57
Now I can't stop thinking of Pearl as Zhao

26th Apr 2012, 02:30
Angel-A and JCpie: The both of you just earned 250,000 Praxis Points each.

26th Apr 2012, 21:39
oh my god