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GrievousOdyssey
10th May 2011, 20:36
I sure hope this one gets a bit more succesful than the one made for Dog Days ...
Afterall you're all inventive Hitman veterans aren't yah all ? ...

Well , let's do something ...

And who knows , maybe the developers will make a small contest and offer plushy dolls , or something , i don't know , who cares , let's just have some fun ...


Also , if you want to make fake story related trophies/achievements , please do ...


Baldness is the Real Hairstyle ~ find Grievous, and cut all his hair off, slowly (this a hidden gold trophy by the way)

JackGordon
10th May 2011, 20:56
Dog Days ~ Beat the Campaign in 4 hours or less (1000GS/Platinum)

GrievousOdyssey
10th May 2011, 21:30
Snake Assassin ? ~ finish the game in five hours or less, without dying, reloading any checkpoints, firing a single bullet, or killing anyone except the targets (if IO keeps making obscure references to Metal Gear Solid in their games , why not ?)

Ulcer much ? ~ find and took a bottle of pills by mistake during your tour in Shanghai

Of Mice and Clones ~ gain access to the Rat City

Getting too old on this sneaking up on people ~ killed all the targets from behind with any melee weapon of your choice

BeardedHoplite
10th May 2011, 22:34
Welcome Back, 47 - Complete the tutorial hit.

Standing Ovation - Find the triad's torture video. Particularly the one from Shanghai.

Darkest Georgia - Travel back to the South

123
12th May 2011, 05:45
Dead Mercenarie: Find and kill Kane.

Psycho Killer: Find and kill Lynch.

Death of a Tomb Raider: Find and kill Lara croft.

The Dark Knight: Find and kill Batman.
(Hint he's probably standing on the roof top around somewere.)

BigBoss
12th May 2011, 06:36
Dead Mercenarie: Find and kill Kane.

Psycho Killer: Find and kill Lynch.

Death of a Tomb Raider: Find and kill Lara croft.

lol


The Dark Knight: Find and kill Batman.
(Hint he's probably standing on the roof top around somewere.)

no

123
14th May 2011, 00:39
Where's Waldo?: Find and kill all the 7 waldos heden thought out the game.

Lady Killer: Kill 7 femme fatale.

The Imposable: manage to actually play this game after the world ends in 2012.

Sn4ke47
8th Jun 2011, 10:39
Say Cheese: Assassinate a target from a distance not less than 500 meters.

Ghost: Take out a target without the use of any gun, with low (or zero) notoriety.

Blood is on your hands: beat the game on the hardest difficulty.

Shifty Pete
8th Jun 2011, 13:34
Rambo style - complete every mission with the most aggressive rating

Collector - Collect every weapon in the game for your hideout

You're hired - Complete every mission with a Silent Assassin rating.

What witness? - Kill a fleeing witness by throwing a kitchen knife.

texkid4
8th Jun 2011, 14:35
Clown Cutter - Kill a clown with hedge clippers...

Geed
8th Jun 2011, 19:12
Easier Achievements =

Proof Of Purchase - Escape with the body of your victim.

Go Loud - Kill a victim with a firearm without the use of a silencer.

Fish Food - Drown a victim.

Evening at the Improv - Use an object that is not considered a weapon to kill your victim.

Harder Achievements =

Garbage Disposal or Has Anyone Seen Hoffa? - Dispose of every victim in all levels making them disappear.

Going Out With A Bang or Two In The Bush - Use a bomb to kill 2 victims at the same time.

Gun Control - Steal the gun of every armed person in a level.
"I used to dress as the clown in Blood Money and do this for my friends. I would add a NYUK NYUK NYUK every time, lol."

That's a couple off the top of my head. I was going to throw in some REALLY hard ones but I will post later after I think of a few.

Nogarda
8th Jun 2011, 20:55
Murder of Crows - Find and kill all the hidden crows in mission X.

Special Delivery - Get the delivery man's outfit, kill the 'target' and escape undetected dressed as the deliveryman.

Not So Friendly Ghost - Achieve a Silent Assassin Rank in under five minutes.

Everything is Permitted - Kill targets with every weapon from your arsenal. (also doubles as an Assassin's Creed Easter Egg)

Don't Forget the Duck - Kill a target in the bath with electricity.

Master Assassin - Achieve Silent Assassin on all missions.

Jiminy Jillikers! - Found the hidden Robin Costume. (would actually be the bird as a costume in the style of the one used in the blood money mission, and not the the sidekick himself)

They Aren't Cheap You Know - Complete a mission with a Hitman or better rating and never change out of your suit.

Geed
8th Jun 2011, 23:06
Was bored so I thought of some more semi-cool achievements...

Hanging By A Thread - Complete all levels using only your Fiber Wire.

Are You The Keymaster? - Unlock every locked door without alerting any guards.

Cowboy or Wild Wild West - Complete every mission only using revolvers.

Absolution - Wipe out everyone in an entire map.

Drug Rehab - Do not use any needles or pills throughout the whole game while maintaining Silent Assassin rating.

Falkenwut
9th Jun 2011, 20:24
You dirty dog! - get into the shower with [female target name]

Sweet and sour anyone? - Find Lee Hong's Sword (Easter egg)

Awkward moment... - Stand in front of a peeing guard undetected

Geed
9th Jun 2011, 21:13
Awkward moment... - Stand in front of a peeing guard undetected

Lol, good one!