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GrievousOdyssey
11th Oct 2010, 16:49
Hi , i'm Grievous , the local caveman you're all ashamed to hang out with , and i'm here to organize some madness to ruin everybodie's day ...
Some hours ago i got spoiled once again at a supposedly important plot point of a game i haven't played yet , and though i 'approve' of the ideal that a spoiler doesn't matter , but it's rather the way said plot point is unfold in the story that counts ... ... frankly ... sometimes i really just want to see the story unfold before my naked eyes without any preconcieved knowledge of the slightest detail of the story ...

And so , given how i can't slam my head long enough for my memory to just 'go away' , i've got a brilliant idea to make up for my sadness ...

Let's fill this thread up with Spoilers ...
BUT , here's the trick , we never point out from which story it is from ! ...
We just say , quite simply , from what medium it is from and 'what happens' without even indicating a single name of the people involved in the story ...

For example:

From a game ...
Wife dies , man beats killer to death with a shovel ...
This is good ...

From the game Dead Men ...
Wife dies , man beats killer to death with a shovel ...
This is BAD ... we are not to indicate the title of the story ! ...

From a game ...
Wife dies , Kane beats killer to death with a shovel ...
This is BAD ... no mentioning of character names ! ...

From a game ...
Wife dies , man beats killer to death with a shovel at a construction site ...
This looks ok ... but actually no , because if you say that it is from a game , and it's in a underwater city , then we'll know what it is ...
So No , no environment detail either ...

Also , no detail on specific objects if it can be easily recognized ...
Say it's a Sword rather than a Lightsaber , and Childhood Object rather than Sled , for example ...

It can come from all sorts of medium , video games , movies , litterature , your own stories , real life events ...

Just make sure it's a spoiler , and hope that someone gets pissed off if he realizes from which story it is from ! ...

BeardedHoplite
11th Oct 2010, 17:48
From a game
Man tells truth, receiver beats man to death with sporting tool.

From a movie
Machine cuts off boy's hand, tells boy he fathered him.

From a movie
Man gets in elevator, gets shot in head. Has a book stolen

From a game
Man goes to event, important someone dies

SlashPrower
15th Oct 2010, 00:58
From a game
Kid kills protagonist's friends, except he actually didn't

From a movie
Man says word, word turns out to be a thing he liked

JackGordon
15th Oct 2010, 01:18
From a movie
Son stabs father. Father was already poisoned.

From a game
Man killed wife by asphyxiation.

One of Seven
15th Oct 2010, 02:02
"Rosebud."

Brackstone17
15th Oct 2010, 04:23
From a game
Man kills kids parents, returns years later when kid is grown up to kill his only love

From a movie
Man shows up in the middle of a blizzard, man leads rescuers to a cave where he kills all save two.

From two different games
Man receives message from former love, goes to meet love, discovers she is actually dead.

GrievousOdyssey
15th Oct 2010, 16:39
From a movie
Machine messed up , humans argue , two cities gets nuked , war avoided ...

From a movie
Man proves that a VIP couldn't have been killed by just one man ...

From a movie
Man believes his neighbor was a menace to society , man gets no help , in the end man gets tricked into becoming the same menace he wanted to destroy ...

From a movie
Man will do anything to put his biggest idol back on the track of success , man gets no thanks , man gets mad ...

From a game
Man slowly falls into the deep heart of vice of society , and despite his strong principles and discontent for the situation , he will fail ...

SlashPrower
15th Oct 2010, 16:49
From a game
Girl tries to save world, gets stabbed for her troubles

From a movie
Man kills family, goes outside to die, army saves him

From a BOOK OMG WTF
Fire gets started, everyone who isn't important dies, aliens get bored

From a movie
Man gets killed, comes back and decides to kill teenagers for lulz

From a game
Boy loses brother, grows up, kills kids, other man presses X to yell name of kid

GrievousOdyssey
15th Oct 2010, 17:08
From a game
Boy loses brother, grows up, kills kids, other man presses X to yell name of kid

If this isn't the best game of all time then this world is hopeless ...

WHOOPS ...

ohitspatty
16th Oct 2010, 00:37
From a movie:
Man's family die so he goes to punish those responsible.

From a movie:
Man is after a secret that gets him killed, too bad the secret wasn't worth anything.