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GrievousOdyssey
10th Oct 2010, 00:53
I fired a couple of shots at their windows , was it the wrong thing to do ? ...
Should i have stormed into their house with a flamethrower instead ? ...

BeardedHoplite
10th Oct 2010, 03:58
Goddamnit dude, I told you to call me when this happens. That pilfered Nazi rail cannon isn't going to pay for itself!

GrievousOdyssey
10th Oct 2010, 04:10
I'm pretty sure that these overexcited ****ers will start it again in twenty hours ...

They never learn to stay quiet ...
Even after you violate them in every humanely possible way , they always come back ...

It makes Me Sick ! ... DAMN ! ...

BeardedHoplite
10th Oct 2010, 04:17
Oh-ho, this baby'll shut em' up for good. It may cause a bit of damage to your house, though.
You got a Summer house, or something?

GrievousOdyssey
10th Oct 2010, 04:25
OY ! ...
I see what you try and did there ...

You bastards are trying to locate my position ! ...

Well keep on guessing , you'll never discover the location of general Grievous' hideout !!! ...

which adds to the charm of it , seriously ...
we all know where the dead men lives , except the number one unhinged menace to society , Me ! ...

Screw the Kane & Lynch film , a movie on me is what they should be doing ...

BeardedHoplite
10th Oct 2010, 04:29
Well played, dawg.
But you'll never find Highway sixty-one!

GrievousOdyssey
10th Oct 2010, 04:32
Next thing you'll know , highway sixty one will be on sale on Ebay ...

and your ass is going to belong to the highest bidder , ***** beardy ! ...

BeardedHoplite
10th Oct 2010, 04:35
Wait, wait....That means I'm am not a person, but an object tied to a place. ****, it can't be! Why do I have those dreams then?!?! WHY ARE THEY SO GODAMN VIVID?!?

*head explodes*

GrievousOdyssey
10th Oct 2010, 04:38
Your head doesn't explode until Terry Gilliam says so , fool ! ...

BeardedHoplite
10th Oct 2010, 04:44
But what if he dies when angry Brazilains realize Brazil wasn't about them and pummel his ass like in Manhunt?

What will I do, will I be forced to be sold like my precious Highway Sixty-One? Or will my exististance simply go out like a child blowing on a flaming marshmellow?

GrievousOdyssey
10th Oct 2010, 04:53
(turns out that Hoplite was the living source of the Kane & Lynch franchise , and if he gets sold , or even slightly moved , then the franchise will die , the brotherhood will in turn witter and self destruct , which means that society will loose its only hope , and the world will end , without even a orchestral symphony to accompany it) ...

joe the janitor
10th Oct 2010, 05:49
I fired a couple of shots at their windows , was it the wrong thing to do ? ...
Should i have stormed into their house with a flamethrower instead ? ...


Wha..... Huh?

Neighbors made noises Only reasonable solution = Fire shots through window.

Bevacur
10th Oct 2010, 12:50
Just use a dildo, they can kill people in one hit. Pick a purple one.

GrievousOdyssey
10th Oct 2010, 15:11
Neighbors made noises Only reasonable solution = Fire shots through window.

You're saying like it's a bad thing ! ...


Just use a dildo

It burst into flames , can't bother to buy a new one ...