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JackGordon
28th Sep 2010, 00:01
I must ... No. I NEED to watch this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364376/) flick. There's even a sequel (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1161646/)!

joe the janitor
28th Sep 2010, 00:59
How does something like that get a sequel? I can't imagine taking to my friends and one saying "So ya I'm seeing Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust tomorrow, wanna come with?"......

Brackstone17
28th Sep 2010, 01:42
Wait a minute, is that the one with Gary Busey? It is, ok, I've actually seen a bit of the first one.

JackGordon
28th Sep 2010, 11:22
Gary Busy, indeed. Now you know why I want to see this.

Bevacur
28th Sep 2010, 16:00
Twilight, that is some serious ****ed up ****, i only saw the title and i threw up.

ohitspatty
28th Sep 2010, 16:26
ThanksKilling
Surf Nazis Must Die
Wrestlemaniac
Marina Monster

Few to name.

GrievousOdyssey
28th Sep 2010, 17:04
Basically every film you sick dogs are watching goes to my list ...

And then i shall burn the list ! ...

Kent-45
28th Sep 2010, 17:11
I haven't seen anything particularly demented lately....

I've been too busy watching the new season of Dexter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUbCMbW-BRE)....

JackGordon
28th Sep 2010, 17:32
ThanksKilling
Surf Nazis Must Die
Wrestlemaniac
Marina Monster
ULTRARUBBISH! Adding these to my list to watch on Halloween night.

GrievousOdyssey
28th Sep 2010, 17:34
I've been too busy watching the new season of Dexter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUbCMbW-BRE)....

Bull**** ! You said you were watching Sons of Anarchy on your Twitter account ! ...

Yes ! I spy on you Kent ...

Because i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv you !!!! !!!! !!!?!!!! ...

Bevacur
28th Sep 2010, 17:51
Ooh i can't wait for halloween.

JackGordon
28th Sep 2010, 18:03
Ooh i can't wait for halloween.I'm wearing my Tax Attorney costume this year.

Bevacur
28th Sep 2010, 18:38
I'm dressing as a banker.

JackGordon
28th Sep 2010, 18:52
You are going to get killed...

SlashPrower
28th Sep 2010, 21:57
OH HO. You see, I am a veritable expert on cheesy, Z-grade horror movies. I have seen many, and yeah, I saw The Gingerdead Man. You have officially awakened my old obsession, and I have a mental archive of awesomely bad crap the likes of which you have never SEEN.

Okay, okay, let me think.

Um...Troll 2, of course.
Jack Frost (the horror one, not the Michael Keaton one)
Night of the Lepus (this one's about KILLER BUNNY RABBITS)
Black Swarm (so there are these wasps and they're mutants and they sting you and make you zombies and you can shoot bees out of your mouth and also Robert Englund is in it)
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (this movie was freakin' hilarious, and it also had Robert Englund, who was the best part of it)
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
The Manitou
Killer Klowns From Outer Space (hell yeah, this exists!)
Piranha 2: The Spawning (hey, man, it was directed by James Cameron)
Street Trash (warning: this is the nastiest movie I've ever seen and you will squirm while watching it, I guarantee you)
Lake Placid/ Lake Placid 2
Skinned Deep
An American Haunting
Leprechaun 4: In Space or perhaps Leprechaun: In the Hood or maybe even Leprechaun: BACK 2 THE HOOD
Any of the Wishmaster movies
Re-Animator
Santa's Slay
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
Scarecrows
Pretty much anything Wes Craven made before Nightmare on Elm Street
Any of the 13 Witchcraft movies

Keep in mind that all of these movies (save for Re-Animator and maybe Jack Brooks) are absolutely terribad. Also keep in mind that Street Trash is iffy, and will make you incredibly uncomfortable. I don't care how awesome and unshakable you think you are.

JackGordon
28th Sep 2010, 22:05
Seen 'em all, Slash. Thanks anyways.

BeardedHoplite
28th Sep 2010, 22:39
Huh, you ever hear of Morbid Vision Films, Slash?

JackGordon
28th Sep 2010, 22:42
Or August Underground?

ohitspatty
28th Sep 2010, 23:51
...Yeah Slash those are too popular.
You need to dig into those darkest vaults and valley.

Few more I know of, *yet shouldn't probably admit to that*
Rabid Grannies
Filthy McNastier
Dumpster Baby
Terror Marketers

SlashPrower
29th Sep 2010, 00:34
Seen 'em all, Slash. Thanks anyways.

God damn it, Jack.

...Wait, you saw Street Trash? That one was nasty, wasn't it? And you saw all 13 Witchcraft movies? I only made it to 5. We should talk about these. Like, make another thread and talk about all of these terrible movies we've both watched.

Okay, here's a few more. Now I have to get into the freakin' really obscure stuff. There's no way you've seen ALL of these.

Zombie Strippers
Killjoy
Dead Clowns
Terror Toons <---- watch this one first, man, it's just like woah
Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!: Strippers vs. Zombies
When Evil Calls
Video Violence and Video Violence Part II, which I'm sure you've seen because of The Cinema Snob
Uzumaki
Teeth
Robo Vampire
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys
Motocross Zombies from Hell
Mirror, Mirror II: Raven Dance
Jack-O
Insecticidal

Keep in mind that most of these are so incredibly terrible that they have surpassed terribad and have become weapons in and of themselves. They may destroy you.

JackGordon
29th Sep 2010, 01:37
Rabid GranniesMade in Belgium ;)

Und Slash, from that last list I've only seen Poultygeist... I loved the not-so PC parts but that flick was just so, so stupid. I literally felt dumber after watching it.

Brackstone17
29th Sep 2010, 03:33
Lake Placid/ Lake Placid 2

Fun Fact: I actually really like the first Lake Placid. Seriously.

ohitspatty
29th Sep 2010, 06:15
Zombie Strippers is awesome! (After few beer pong games, that is).

SlashPrower
29th Sep 2010, 21:44
Made in Belgium ;)

Und Slash, from that last list I've only seen Poultygeist... I loved the not-so PC parts but that flick was just so, so stupid. I literally felt dumber after watching it.

I told you we were getting into the absolutely worst stuff. When Evil Calls was a bunch of 2-3 minute movies made for cell phones jammed together and made into a feature length film, and damn it was bad.

Actually, I didn't notice that I mentioned Uzumaki there. Uzumaki is actually quite good, and so is Teeth. Teeth is a parody, though, while Uzumaki is a Japanese horror movie (that is surprisingly quite far from the typical Japanese horror movie) that is absolutely weird as hell. Even though the ending absolutely sucked. Junji Ito deserved better.

Here's the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8a6BJT2cc

And here's a review: http://www.deadlantern.com/reviews/index.php?review_id=118

and yes before you ask i own the three manga volumes and have them sitting right here, they're the only manga volumes i own

BeardedHoplite
29th Sep 2010, 22:06
Speaking of Japanese horror fllicks. I just saw the original JU-ON a few days ago.
Lemme tell you, the American version was better.
Plus it had probably the worst CGI I've ever seen.

MetalHead009
9th Oct 2010, 09:54
Try the movie "A serbian film"
now thats some sick demented ****
:D

MxOAgentJohnson
9th Oct 2010, 11:46
Who is this metalhead009 that noone speaks off

back away demon, away from our safe haven!

Bevacur
9th Oct 2010, 12:07
Me singing Poker Face.

JackGordon
9th Oct 2010, 13:23
Try the movie "A serbian film"
now thats some sick demented ****
:D
That's because people from those countries are also sick in the head.