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GrievousOdyssey
19th Sep 2010, 09:55
Hi , i'm Grievous , a sane person/beast ... as you've noticed , this week has been one of the most intense week we ever had in this forum , unfortunately for all the wrong reasons , with insolent youngsters to the left , bad grammars to the right , stupid horseshoe games in the back , a underrage kid writting a tale of blood and gore in the front , and just bunch of other excuses for any of us to shoot this place up for the good of mankind , starting with me ...

But let's not get into a consenting massacre at the moment , rather , let's focus on the inexplainable **** that keeps on happening around the world , allowing us to divert our inner rage and focus our attention on the madness around us (so that hopefully , in turn , it might unite us ... Stronger!) ...
Starting with this ...



Headless man found near suburban Chicago school (http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Headless_man_found_near_suburban_Chicago_school?dpl_id=206018)...

There are just so many things that is just ... Plain Wrong with that ...

And what the **** is that man walking his dog that early in the morning ? ...
Was he high on Johnson's weed ? i smell conspiracy ...

Now , your turn , analyze this , or share some more incomprehensible realities ...
It's all for the good and protection of our sanity , by knowing the rest of the world needs help , we can believe that we're worth not killing each other ...

Bevacur
19th Sep 2010, 11:07
We have won this battle agaisnt the pre-teens but the war is not over yet!

GrievousOdyssey
19th Sep 2010, 11:16
It grieves me even more , for an old general like to me , to see that today's 'war' deals with these ... things ...

War used to be an art ... not a cleaning service ...

God ******* damn them all ...

JackGordon
19th Sep 2010, 11:45
Headless man found near suburban Chicago school (http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Headless_man_found_near_suburban_Chicago_school?dpl_id=206018)...
The dog found the body because the guy was too busy searching for shiny things or whatever. That's what's wrong with the world.

GrievousOdyssey
19th Sep 2010, 12:20
GOOD Doggie ! ...

I demand that this dog be hired into our brotherhood , At Once ! ...
We need to keep the sane beings together ...

JackGordon
19th Sep 2010, 12:56
And here's another fine example (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/british-columbia/photos-of-gang-rape-go-viral-on-facebook/article1710072/) of why human beings are a bunch of retarded monkeys.

GrievousOdyssey
19th Sep 2010, 13:04
“It's essentially one male having intercourse and when he's done, another one participates – that's a gang rape,” Insp. Derren Lench said in an interview.

“It's a sexual assault, it's an unwanted assault taking advantage of someone who is under the influence of this drug.”

He described the assault as “violent,” leaving the girl with undisclosed injuries.

*facepalm* *bigtime* ...

What is this , the first time mister Lench witnesses a rape situation ? ...


“These photos are child pornography. They have been viewed, shared, saved and re-posted numerous times. This is an offence and is so socially corrupt it is sickening. The posting and viewing of the photos is continuing to victimize this young girl and her family and needs to stop.”

There wouldn't be any ******* problem with the exchange of these photos if people weren't so ******* sick in the first place ! ...

GrievousOdyssey
19th Sep 2010, 16:25
WTF ... What ... What the ... **** ? ...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100918/ap_on_re_us/us_beach_driving_debate;_ylt=Au0PORLq.sG8_I7D49LpYylH2ocA;_ylu=X3oDMTNxcnV2MnRyBGFzc2V0Ay9zL2FwLzIwMTAwOTE4L2FwX29uX3JlX3VzL3VzX2JlYWNoX2RyaXZpbmdfZGViYXRlBGNjb2RlA21wX2VjXzhfMTAEY3BvcwM2BHBvcwM2BHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcmllcwRzbGsDY2hpbGRkZWF0aHN0

And then they say Grand Theft Auto is evil ...

Kent-45
19th Sep 2010, 16:58
My first inclination was to post Gary Jules - Tears for Fears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4) lyrics... but I decided not to defile your thread Grievous. Call it... professional courtesy.

A story that caught my eye, recently... Looks like someone's been drinking the kool-aid again.

"Authorities search for 13 from 'cult-like' sect"

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jtFlS4egcx336-SKDopQ043NIhJwD9IB3F9O0


"The group left behind cell phones, identifications, deeds to property, and letters indicating they were awaiting the Rapture.

"Essentially, the letters say they are all going to heaven to meet Jesus and their deceased relatives," sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said. "Some of the letters were saying goodbye."

JackGordon
19th Sep 2010, 17:14
See, that's religion at its best: getting rid of the really stupid people without collateral damage. It's fine if you want to die for jesus and whatever the **** you believe in, just don't take me with you.

One of Seven
19th Sep 2010, 17:25
Don't like the song, but I'd go with Tear's version. Well, I'll just post what happens here in my city. Most of these I've witnessed.

I've seen a black guy hit a white girl in public.

I've seen a black guy get in trouble for trying to hit a white girl in public.

I've had a black guy randomly ask if I smoke weed while I was JOGGING.

My mother told me I should have been aborted.

The City killed two of my dogs and my grandfathers friend's cat, because he and my grandfather were suing it.

I went outside one day to see cops rolling up and down the street, putting up evidence markers because some girl who had just graduated college was beaten and raped by someone she thought was her friend.

Etc, there's A LOT MORE stupid things I can list but typing all of that is depressing. I hope something like Event Horizon happens to my city.

SlashPrower
19th Sep 2010, 17:33
I live in a very rural area. The worst thing we have here is pot-smoking, stupidity, and a couple of bigots.

Kent-45
19th Sep 2010, 17:35
See, that used to be what I saw everyday in downtown Cincnnati, where I lived for 14 years and downtown Houston.... but now I live in a quiet suburb about 35 mins from the city.

most of the "crime" we get is from the local highschool. Every few months a dumbass jock will get drunk and plow his truck into a tree. Although most of the crime that happens near me is... shall we say... more insidious. Every month or so you hear about some little girl being abducted. Lots of child abductions it seems like. That's the kind of crime we get.

I don't really miss the city at all. Don't get me wrong, it's got good restaurants and night life... but I wouldn't wanna live there. Too many dumbasses.

One of Seven
19th Sep 2010, 17:36
Here we have the things that make me hate my white race, wiggers. White wannabe thugs are a disease and they must go. Seeing anyone associate with them makes me sick, they only encourage idiocy.

One of Seven
19th Sep 2010, 17:37
See, that used to be what I saw everyday in downtown Cincnnati, where I lived for 14 years and downtown Houston.... but now I live in a quiet suburb about 35 mins from the city.

most of the "crime" we get is from the local highschool. Every few months a dumbass jock will get drunk and plow his truck into a tree. Although most of the crime that happens near me is... shall we say... more insidious. Every month or so you hear about some little girl being abducted. Lots of child abductions it seems like. That's the kind of crime we get.

I don't really miss the city at all. Don't get me wrong, it's got good restaurants and night life... but I wouldn't wanna live there. Too many dumbasses.

Hahahaha I'm in Cinci.

Kent-45
19th Sep 2010, 17:40
man, I moved out just before the riots went down around 2001. That was some crazy ass **** right there.

One of Seven
19th Sep 2010, 17:44
Yeah, I liked seeing most of the people's excuse on TV for rioting, "It's fun." That cop shot some kid who was dealing drugs, once caught he then ran from the cop, he then stopped and started reaching into his pocket, the cop fired. The kid should have just STOPPED, granted the cop was too quick to pull the trigger. Well anyways a lot of people saw an opportunity to be stupid and they took it. Once again another race fueled riot where white people were attacked.

Bevacur
19th Sep 2010, 17:47
I live in a small village pretty much, hardly any drama. You have a street fight every now and then and just hear news around school or college about who got battered or who had a fight with who etc etc.

In town, we had a parade with the soldiers coming back from Iraq i think and it got haulted by the Muslim community.

ohitspatty
19th Sep 2010, 23:45
I wise man once said;

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

JackGordon
20th Sep 2010, 00:06
A wise butler.

BeardedHoplite
20th Sep 2010, 01:14
And what did he do

We burnt the whole damn jungle down.

joe the janitor
20th Sep 2010, 04:17
US Soldiers in Afghanistan killing civilians for sport (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/18/AR2010091803935_pf.html)

GrievousOdyssey
20th Sep 2010, 09:47
there's A LOT MORE stupid things I can list but typing all of that is depressing.

Which is precisely why we aren't supposed to talk about the things We seen or lived through ourselves , because otherwise i would have owned the thread in the first place , and that isn't very entertaining , so we just stick to the stuff that happens aroudn the world , not in ours ...


Don't get me wrong, it's got good restaurants and night life... but I wouldn't wanna live there. Too many dumbasses.

Two things mister , first off dumbasses are everywhere , even in this forum , so we might just as well shoot ourselves right here and now ...
Second , stop lying around , first you said you didn't had any friends , now you talk about knowing what night life is ? ...
Granted you don't need friends to go ******* about , but you barely leave your house ! ... too many zombies out there remember ? ...

Also , night life is where you meet all the dumbasses At Once in a matter of minutes , so your post was just so much full of fail i'm going to stop contaminating my own reply ...


I wise man once said;

The wise is still alive and shooting at punks , daily ...

RESPECT ...


And what did he do

Oddly enough , instead of burning down the ******* jungle , all we do is sit around here lamenting and acting civilised , we're ******* hypocrites too ! ...

Now i see my whole life as nothing but a failure ...

This Thread succeded at being a ultimate gathering of depression , i'm proud of myself once again ...


US Soldiers in Afghanistan killing civilians for sport (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/18/AR2010091803935_pf.html)

That actually happens in just about every conflict ...

T'is why we have so many screaming bad guys to kill in video games , because it's suppose to act as a catharsis on our lack of satisfaction in gunning down forty seven evil dudes a day ...


Video games are actually a cure to inhumanity , and not the source of it ...

JackGordon
20th Sep 2010, 10:33
That actually happens in just about every conflict ...

Video games are actually a cure to inhumanity , and not the source of it ...
True & seconded.

There was this article I read a few months ago about imprisoned terrorists being able to play violent video games in their cells. Some American bloke was complaining that "they should not be doing this with our tax dollars".
I say: whatever it takes to keep them away from real life violence. If those precious tax dollars are being spent to make the population feel a little safer, that's money well spent.

On the other hand, I do think one should not have to pay for his or her safety but what else would you want them to spend your tax dollars on? A stage for a Justin Bieber concert?

Bevacur
20th Sep 2010, 18:06
The only way to stop this **** is to sacrifice Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the fires of Mount Doom.

The war won't be easy, but if we gather every sane Human to fight agaisnt the twisted teen girls, we might just actually win...

The war for Earth begins....

GrievousOdyssey
20th Sep 2010, 21:29
Better go order some guns on the internet , then ...

JackGordon
20th Sep 2010, 22:07
I want my P-90. Dog Man uses Belgian-made guns.
http://world.guns.ru/smg/fn_p90_1.jpg

BeardedHoplite
20th Sep 2010, 22:37
P90? That brick a ****
http://www.lipseys.com/eImages/p90.jpg
Taste the brick-ess

I kid, I kid.
Grab me a Hi-Power while someone's in Belgium.

JackGordon
20th Sep 2010, 23:27
I also want one of these. Love the design.
http://www.a-human-right.com/davis32.jpg

Kent-45
21st Sep 2010, 00:54
My flavor of choice.

http://www.shootersshop.com/Kimber/tacticalcustom2.jpg

joe the janitor
21st Sep 2010, 01:00
You never know what you might encounter.....


http://www.tummyfluff.co.uk/fun/pics/swissgun.JPG

Bevacur
21st Sep 2010, 10:29
Teen girls are know to...morph together...

I heard rumours from the frontlines that these...things can scream so much that it can make someone go deaf...i think i am going to throw up...

GrievousOdyssey
21st Sep 2010, 13:10
I find the lack of shotguns in this thread ... utterly disturbing ...

Then again i'm the only one dumb enough to pick a shotgun over a assault rifle or anything that doesn't need constant reloading ... yep , always picking the hard way ...

Nice for drive bys ...
http://www.svetmafie.szm.com/load_maf/lupara.gif

Mighty fist of the lord himself ...
http://members.shaw.ca/tmcveigh/Projects/GunRights/images/striker.jpg

And here's something i bet none of you savages seen it before ...
http://federalfirearmslicense.me/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mts-255-revolving-shotgun.jpg

A Revolver Shotgun ... i **** you not , the thing is real ...


Also , we'll need good headphones to cover the noises from them screaming wretched ... people ...

Argh ...

GrievousOdyssey
21st Sep 2010, 16:21
In gaming news , we've got Bobby Kotick who got all over excited for some reasons this week and has already made at least four different statements ...

Also , in unrelated news , a Michael Jackson MMO is being made (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=265687) ...

JackGordon
21st Sep 2010, 17:04
Bobby KotickHere's another corporate robot who deserves to be hanged in public.

GrievousOdyssey
21st Sep 2010, 17:06
What happens if he turns out to be a hydra ? ...

JackGordon
21st Sep 2010, 17:22
Then we add another noose. In public.

ohitspatty
21st Sep 2010, 17:40
Also , in unrelated news , a Michael Jackson MMO is being made (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=265687) ...

God damn-it!

Kent-45
21st Sep 2010, 18:26
A michael jackson MMO? **** it. Grievous get your gear. I'll get the van.

GrievousOdyssey
21st Sep 2010, 18:33
My gear ? we'll never have enough bags to carry all my trophies and costumes ! ...

JackGordon
21st Sep 2010, 19:24
Trophies? There's only one trophy that matters and that's the Iron Fl... Ow, I forgot...

GrievousOdyssey
21st Sep 2010, 21:20
No i think you mean the boys and gals At IO Forgot ...

Bevacur
21st Sep 2010, 21:51
How the **** will a Michael Jackson mmo work?

I can just imagine tons of players moonwalking all over the place while grabbing their crotch and going 'a hehe shamone!'

Brackstone17
21st Sep 2010, 21:56
Judging by the old Michael Jackson game, it will probably more along the lines of a transformers game.

JackGordon
21st Sep 2010, 22:05
No i think you mean the boys and gals At IO Forgot ...
Or they just didn't bother. I mean, you can't even adjust the brightness & gamma levels in the PS3 version of Dead Men...

joe the janitor
21st Sep 2010, 22:56
Edit:


dog man posted this on page 1...
*slaps joe*

JackGordon
21st Sep 2010, 23:13
Dog Man posted this on page 1...

And here's another fine example (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/british-columbia/photos-of-gang-rape-go-viral-on-facebook/article1710072/) of why human beings are a bunch of retarded monkeys. *slaps Joe*

joe the janitor
21st Sep 2010, 23:19
Oh.... lol

Kent-45
21st Sep 2010, 23:35
Is this still for news? If so...

In my home town of Vancouver B.C. there was a 16 year old girl at a rave party thing. She was lipped drugs then gang raped. Instead of people helping here they took pictures and posted them on facebook.

link (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/british-columbia/photos-of-gang-rape-go-viral-on-facebook/article1710072/)

Situations like this are entirely unavoidable. It's called don't go to raves. You swim with sharks and then you wonder why you get bit. When you put yourself out there, you make yourself a target. When you don't pay attention to your surroundings, and what people are putting in your drinks, you make yourself a target.

These kids these days don't understand that people will victimize you in a heartbeat. They don't give a **** that you're 16... they have no restraint. There are dark ******* people out there, and when you CHOOSE not to pay attention to your safety, you are basically putting a big neon sign on yourself that says "VICTIM" to every psycho out there.

JackGordon
22nd Sep 2010, 00:21
Couldn't have said it better myself, Kent.

BeardedHoplite
22nd Sep 2010, 01:09
And here's something i bet none of you savages seen it before ...
http://federalfirearmslicense.me/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mts-255-revolving-shotgun.jpg

A Revolver Shotgun ... i **** you not , the thing is real ...




Argh ...

Been done, friendo. I believe it was even in Dog Days.

http://www.gunblast.com/images/Taurus-Judge/DSC00272.jpg

You can even mix and match pistol ammo and shotgun shells!
http://www.shootingtimes.com/handgun_reviews/ST_taurusbigboredblft_200812-A8.jpg

joe the janitor
22nd Sep 2010, 01:36
Russian roulette just got 10x more fun with that!

GrievousOdyssey
22nd Sep 2010, 18:10
There are dark ******* people out there, and when you CHOOSE not to pay attention to your safety, you are basically putting a big neon sign on yourself that says "VICTIM" to every psycho out there.

But surely you have heard the story of the psycho who was the victim ? ...
How do you explain that ? ...


Russian roulette just got 10x more fun with that!

YOU BASTARD ! I was going to say the exact same thing ! ...

Plus i remember now , just a few posts ago you repeated the same story Dog Man already shared with us , you're a thief ! that's where your name 'the janitor' came from ! THIEF ! MIND THIEF ! ...


PS: But my dear Hoplite , that lil piece of plastic in Dog Days was just plain ugly ! ...

It's too damn small to be taken seriously ! ...

Kent-45
22nd Sep 2010, 18:58
There are worse monsters than you out there Grievous. Believe it.

GrievousOdyssey
22nd Sep 2010, 19:56
Oh i believe it alright , i was right in the middle of it ...

Though i still don't what makes of me , for i am a beast , yet the world through my eyes shows monsters ... degenerate immature little ****ers ...
I mean , what does this mean , i'm a civilised monster ? ... what ******* madness is this ? ...

Kent-45
22nd Sep 2010, 20:25
Tidy little monsters.

GrievousOdyssey
22nd Sep 2010, 20:29
'Little' in size i hope , because my ego is rather Huge ...

Kent-45
22nd Sep 2010, 20:34
You know the rules Grievous. Big monsters get caught.

GrievousOdyssey
22nd Sep 2010, 21:25
Them handcuffs are nothing but bracelets on me ...

GrievousOdyssey
23rd Sep 2010, 00:45
Headless man found near suburban Chicago school (http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Headless_man_found_near_suburban_Chicago_school?dpl_id=206018)...

And now brothers ... time for ...

The SEQUEL (http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Evanston,_Illinois_middle_school_evacuated_after_bomb_threat) ...

PS: betting five muffins that in part three , a bomb will this time really nuke that town off the map ...

JackGordon
23rd Sep 2010, 01:25
You know what would be really, really evil? Making sure the school that the students were being evacuated to is actually the one with a bomb, that way you can save yourself the trouble of setting up two schools with explosives and double, if not triple, the body count!

BeardedHoplite
23rd Sep 2010, 01:56
You know what would be really, really evil? Making sure the school that the students were being evacuated to is actually the one with a bomb, that way you can save yourself the trouble of setting up two schools with explosives and double, if not triple, the body count!

Damn, I'm writing that down.

joe the janitor
23rd Sep 2010, 02:11
YOU BASTARD ! I was going to say the exact same thing ! ...

Plus i remember now , just a few posts ago you repeated the same story Dog Man already shared with us , you're a thief ! that's where your name 'the janitor' came from ! THIEF ! MIND THIEF ! ...



I copied something you never did?

GrievousOdyssey
23rd Sep 2010, 11:08
You know what would be really, really evil? Making sure the school that the students were being evacuated to is actually the one with a bomb, that way you can save yourself the trouble of setting up two schools with explosives and double, if not triple, the body count!

If someone from Evanston , Illinois reads this plan of yours , and puts it to work , and succeeds ...

We can make a movie out of this situation ! ...

Though we'll have the feds all over us , again ...


Damn, I'm writing that down.

This reminds me , aren't you the one who's been to Chicago ? ...

The feds will easily make a connection between you and the bombings , with proofs you never know even existed ! ...


I copied something you never did?

Ah well i erm i ... uh ...

THIEF !!!! You looked into my brain and steal stuff from it ! no wonder why me head hurts ...

More Music !! ...

Nine soldiers dies in a helicopter crash , one of the worst in years , Pentagon confirmed the crash , however "without providing further information on why the aircraft carrying Navy special forces went down (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_afghanistan;_ylt=AoZW3nc7wrT7ZBuSS_y7jxis0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNlNWQ2YWxqBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwOTIzL2FzX2FmZ2hhbmlzdGFuBGNjb2RlA21vc3Rwb3B1bGFyBGNwb3MDMQRwb3MDMgRwdANob21lX2Nva2UEc2VjA3luX3RvcF9zdG9yeQRzbGsDdXNkZWFkaW5hZmdo)" ... UFO involvement , i say ...

"Mass protests in France against retirement at 62 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/francestrikepensionpolitics;_ylt=ArvcTukO1rkWePRmCw70wdus0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTQwbjh1YjdtBGFzc2V0A2FmcC8yMDEwMDkyMy9mcmFuY2VzdHJpa2VwZW5zaW9ucG9saXRpY3MEY2NvZGUDbW9zdHBvcHVsYXIEY3BvcwM2BHBvcwMzBHB0A2hvbWVfY29rZQRzZWMDeW5***VhZGxpbmVfbGlzdARzbGsDbWFzc3Byb3Rlc3Rz)" ... ... ... i don't even know where to begin , you try ...

"Joaquin Phoenix to David Letterman: I'm sorry (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_tv_letterman_phoenix;_ylt=AhWO2aXnFS29o8i2xzfdv56s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNyM2xsaDIwBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwOTIzL3VzX3R2X2xldHRlcm1hbl9waG9lbml4BGNjb2RlA21vc3Rwb3B1bGFyBGNwb3MDOARwb3MDNQRwdANob21lX2Nva2UEc2VjA3luX2hlYWRsaW5lX2xpc3QEc2xrA2pvYXF1aW5waG9lbg--)" a year and half late ...

"Titanic sunk by steering mistake, author says (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100922/stage_nm/us_britain_titanic_book;_ylt=Ah6QJ.cRsgkvpYn14DBas2Ws0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTFpaHJka2VlBHBvcwMyOARzZWMDYWNjb3JkaW9uX21vc3RfcG9wdWxhcgRzbGsDdGl0YW5pY3N1bmti)" , Well No **** ...

GrievousOdyssey
23rd Sep 2010, 11:55
And here's the Video Game Edition ! ...

"EA wants Dead Space 2 to make you cry (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=266132)" , this isn't the first time such statement is released by game makers , but it does further prove that gamers are a bunch of immature people who spouts out 'emotional!' without knowing what it means , and will happily let themselves be manipulated regardless of what they actually feel ...

"Project Milo killed off by Microsoft? (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=266074)" , the title of the article itself suggest that gamers actually believed that the thing was alive in the first place ...

"The Mighty Boosh video game on the cards? (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=266122)" ... i don't even know what the hell that is , but the fact that it's being made suggest that people are actually going to buy it , think about it ...

Alright , and now for the big one ...
A few days ago , a 2K man , namely one of the producers of Mafia II , was asked what he "thought was the biggest problem current gamers suffer" ... his answer was "An obsession with gay space marines (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=265354)" ...
Now , don't freak out yet , because that isn't the real issue ...
So far , it's still ... let's say 'understandable' ...

And then a day ago , he stated an apology ... ... ... To actual Gay Gamers , who felt offended by his statement (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=266097) ...

I ... i don't ... i mean the two just two don't ... it's not even ...

... ... ... ... ... why ... why are we surrounded by so many stupid gamers ... Why , why , why ...

No wonder folks keep on saying it's bad for our health and **** , if gamers are mostly made of these immature people , who pretends to understand 'emotion' , who are so easily manipulated , who obviously have no idea what a woman is , and always get offended for all the wrong reasons (if not looking to get offended themselves , again , for no reasons) , well ...

What the hell went wrong ... ... what the hell went wrong ? ...

(on the flipside , here's a funny story (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=263696) , which is still depressing , but a bit less) ...

ohitspatty
23rd Sep 2010, 14:37
It's a mad world indeed...we have kids posting photos of guns online, so who knows what's next.

GrievousOdyssey
23rd Sep 2010, 15:17
A Kane & Lynch game made by its fans and gets at least an 87 on metacritic ? ...

JackGordon
24th Sep 2010, 13:57
Counterfeit PS3 controllers can explode with new Firmware Update. (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=266329&skip=yes)

In other words: Buy our ****ty, overpriced controllers or we'll make you play Kinect with other handicapped children.

Bevacur
24th Sep 2010, 15:41
Isn't Kinect for the 360? Unless you mean move?

JackGordon
24th Sep 2010, 16:03
No, I meant Kinect. Because when a controller blows up in your hands, you probably won't be holding a controller any time soon. The only way to game without using your hands is with Kinect.

Bevacur
24th Sep 2010, 17:13
I doubt you will be using your hands after a controller blows up in your hands, thats if you have a pair in the end.

JackGordon
24th Sep 2010, 17:28
My point exactly.

GrievousOdyssey
24th Sep 2010, 17:35
I think we need a drawing board to clear this **** up , pronto ...

Kent-45
24th Sep 2010, 17:57
Anything with a lithium-ion battery can explode if the battery ruptures internally or temperature conditions are just right.

Obviously it doesn't happen very often, and it's kinda ridiculous to try and scare people like that. I don't know what the failure rate of li-ion batteries are, but it's not something I'm actively concerned about on a daily basis.

ohitspatty
24th Sep 2010, 18:36
Hmmm...maybe I should microwave my broken PS3 controller and see how it goes...

Bevacur
25th Sep 2010, 00:28
Microwave a gobstopper, much more fun!

GrievousOdyssey
25th Sep 2010, 01:28
"Milo's dead ... And we killed him (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=266566&skip=yes) ...

And of course , the immature audience is going to feel 'guilt' , all of a sudden ...

JackGordon
25th Sep 2010, 15:35
****in' cops (http://www.tbd.com/articles/2010/09/family-outraged-after-officer-shoots-dog-13692.html). Got this article after watching this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe5V52ZInIA&feature=sub) episode of Fluffee Talks.

GrievousOdyssey
25th Sep 2010, 22:56
http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Unlicensed_London_taxi_driver_jailed_for_raping_passenger?dpl_id=208384

Took justice seven years to imprison a rapist , he gets eleven years ... so , that makes it eighteen years of imprisonement ...
Meanwhile the victim will have her experience marked with her for a untold number of years ...

This fact can applie itself to just about every rape incident in this world ...

I don't know ... i mean depending on our viewpoint we can blame just about everybody , the rapist , the victim , the law , society ... i don't know ... something must have ****ed this all up in the first place , but point is now we don't even know where to fix it ...

JackGordon
26th Sep 2010, 00:10
I always keep asking myself: what kind of an untermensch would a man have to be to even think about raping someone?

Bevacur
26th Sep 2010, 14:12
I blame hormones, damn you hormones...damn you all to hell!

GrievousOdyssey
29th Sep 2010, 16:28
So ...

We've got a man who shot himself when he realized that not only today wasn't Halloween , but he also can't reenact Heat's bank robbery scene If He's Not In A Bank In The First Place ... (http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Gunman_commits_suicide_at_University_of_Texas)

Then there's also a rather cruel and somewhat ironic death for you to laugh at ... (http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Owner_of_Segway_Jimi_Heselden_dies_after_scooter_cliff_fall_aged_62)

Oh and a actress died at a hundred years old too , probably convinced that mankind didn't improved one bit over a century ...

That's a lot of dead people , so , let's hame some undead people ! ...

You can find them in the two topics right next to each other in this very same forum , it's simple , whoever mentions lists of absolute worthless trash films are undead people ...

And in case you need guidance , here's a usual suspect for you to exploit on fellow forum users ...

GrievousOdyssey
29th Sep 2010, 16:34
Say Boogie BOOGIE ! ...
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100928174211/reddeadredemption/images/c/ca/UndeadArt.jpg


sucks that most of you fits the usual suspect profile , doesn't it ...



EDIT: http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=267355

No Comment ...

Bevacur
29th Sep 2010, 17:52
^ Grievous homing down on a young and innocent child during Halloween and about to fire his rape cannon.

JackGordon
29th Sep 2010, 18:02
EDIT: http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=267355

No Comment ...
Fugly ginger***** deserved it.

GrievousOdyssey
29th Sep 2010, 23:04
^ Grievous homing down on a young and innocent child during Halloween and about to fire his rape cannon.

What did i tell you about keeping spoilers to yourself !!! ...

well , at least you didn't revealed the child's identity ...
so you are making progress ...

JackGordon
30th Sep 2010, 14:08
And now for something more uplifting (http://www.care2.com/causes/animal-welfare/blog/rescued-dog-saves-girl-s-life-video/).

GrievousOdyssey
30th Sep 2010, 14:16
That's cheating , You saved the girl on purpose just to show something cheerfull ...

'Abandonned' , lmao ... soon , it's You who is going to abandon the girl , saying it was 'just business' , then we'll have another sad story ...

Also , what is this surge of dog-related news supposed to mean ? ...
Don't tell me IO's latest had inspired this mad world to start paying lots of attention to dogs ...

JackGordon
30th Sep 2010, 14:23
Be quiet, monkey. And let me handle the dog business around here. You go on about your monkeybusiness elsewhere.

And dogs don't abandon people easily. I've seen cases where a heavily mistreated dog willfully returned to its owner. Dogs truly are man's best friend, unfortunately the same thing can not be said about man.

GrievousOdyssey
30th Sep 2010, 14:30
Well this just happens to be a monkey world ...

Dog businesses are ... inconsequential , to the well being of society ...

we could try and ... 'change' this fact , though ...

JackGordon
30th Sep 2010, 14:50
Inconsequential?! Don't make me go there, monkey! Or I will be forced demonstrate my wall-of-text skills, it'll make your bananas peel themselves.

GrievousOdyssey
30th Sep 2010, 15:01
Go on , Shoot ...

It's what we all want to see anywya ...
Someone other than me making a wall of text ...

JackGordon
30th Sep 2010, 15:12
http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/170000/170422_dancing_banana.gif

GrievousOdyssey
30th Sep 2010, 15:15
Mister banana ?!!! are you out of your dog mind ? ...

I demand a lady banana ! ...

ohitspatty
30th Sep 2010, 16:21
...a banana with a vagina?

GrievousOdyssey
30th Sep 2010, 16:26
works both ways i suppose ...

Kent-45
30th Sep 2010, 16:33
RIP This Thread
August 27, 1969 - September 30, 2010.

GrievousOdyssey
30th Sep 2010, 16:35
Nah i think you confused this with the other thread , because at least this one does have a reason for being so outrageously stupid ...

We're living in history people ! ...

Sometime in the future , aliens will read about this thread , and see how the mad world has influenced our very minds !!! POP CORNS !!! ...

GrievousOdyssey
1st Oct 2010, 17:33
So i made a quick trip to IMDb and i saw THIS (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1302067/) ...

Then i went by the usual gaming news and saw that modern gamers have horrifying taste (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=267709) , the philosophy of "an above-average campaign mode bolted on (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=267741)" to a multiplayer game is becoming a obligation , that the media are just as fearful as the terrorist themselves (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=267719) , a-not-so-unbelievable possibility that "Pre-DLC is the new Post-DLC (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=267779)" , Don Mattrick the dude whose arrogance ruined the Microsoft presentation in this year's E3 gets a promotion (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=267790) , and finally , already five thousand space heads as been banned (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=267651) ...

In closing , i went by the usual worldwide news ...
Earthquakes armada continues , and at this rate , Chile isn't going to exist by the end of the year (http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/5.9_magnitude_aftershock_strikes_Lolol,_Chile_area) ...
Also , some kid litterally jumped off a bridge after an incident (http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/US_undergraduate_commits_suicide_after_%27outing%27_via_webcast?dpl_id=209844) that is just too dumb for me to even think about it ...

But hey , let's have some good news ...
A new planet found in 'Habitable Zone' ... (http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/A_new_planet_found_in_%27Habitable_Zone%27)

I'm mighty sure they can afford to give us sane folks one of them planets ...
I mean we Need it ...

Well ... then there's also Sonic's creator who wants to make a Dreamcast 2 (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=267778) , we might need that too ...

JackGordon
1st Oct 2010, 18:24
the media are just as fearful as the terrorist themselves (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=267719)What a ****load of **** is this?! I don't play their ****ty wargames but, for the love of science, I've had it with this political correctness. Don't wanna lose family members in the war against the Taliban? Then don't send 'em to war. But if you do, be prepared for the worst case scenario's. But don't act all butthurt about "opposing force" being playable in a video game. Stupid, utterly retarded, Americans.

Well ... then there's also Sonic's creator who wants to make a Dreamcast 2 (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=267778) , we might need that too ...I want a Dreamcast 2 :(

GrievousOdyssey
1st Oct 2010, 18:35
Not to mention that the media goes all haywire on that , but nothing about two hobos taking a plane full of hostages ...

By the way , did you knew that the army banned that game because of the character skin (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=262923) ? ...

Yep , totally fuelling your rage on purpose ...

JackGordon
1st Oct 2010, 19:06
I read the word 'tasteless' somewhere in that article. As if war itself is honorable? And what about throwing puppies off a cliff? Shooting an Afghan citizen's pet in front of his eyes and laugh at their misery? Tasteless enough for you's?

Random, unrelated note: watch 'My Cousin Vinnie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/)'. It's been a long, long time ago since I laughed out loud.

joe the janitor
2nd Oct 2010, 04:34
Lock your doors and cover your windows. There coming (http://img692.imageshack.us/i/undeadbear.jpg/).....

GrievousOdyssey
2nd Oct 2010, 15:04
What ? that fat ass ? ...
No man , if you have to be scared , be scared of the skiny ***** (http://www.rockstargames.com/rockstar/local_data/US/img/news/undead_zombiecougar1.jpg) ...

JackGordon
2nd Oct 2010, 15:47
Wtf is this? Is every sciencedamn game now getting a zombie-mode?

Next thing you know we're getting Undercover Zombie or some **** like that.

While I'm here: has anybody here played Portal: Still Alive? I've been meaning to buy this on Xbox Live Arcade but I'm not entirely sure if it's worth the 1200MSP. However, I absolutely loved the demo...
So cookies for those who can tell me more about the game itself: how challenging will it get? How's the replay value?

Bevacur
2nd Oct 2010, 23:14
I played Portal but was too short....

I'm playing Hydrophobia and love it. Still have not finished it and i spent a good 6-7 hours on it.

JackGordon
2nd Oct 2010, 23:34
I'll wait until the full version of Hydrophobia (all three episodes) hit stores on a single disc.

I have nothing 'new' to play until 2011 except for Alan Wake - The Writer (12 oct) and, probably, Portal afterwards.

Bevacur
2nd Oct 2010, 23:58
Will it be out by the end of this year by any chance?

JackGordon
3rd Oct 2010, 01:53
No details were revealed yet for the other episodes. As for the full retail version; it should be available somewhere in 2011 but it all depends on how successful the game was...

GrievousOdyssey
3rd Oct 2010, 02:05
Well it's got a Three or Four out of ten on Edge , so it's a fail ! ...

JackGordon
3rd Oct 2010, 10:17
Heard about that, yes. Dark Energy wasn't very pleased with that score. Whiners.

Either way, a game that got bashed this year was Naughty Bear. Maybe you (whoever else bought it) noticed that it was only 700mb when installed to the harddrive? It was originally intended to be an Arcade title.

ohitspatty
3rd Oct 2010, 10:37
I am so buying Naughty Bear when it's going to cost like $2.99 at GameStop :D

JackGordon
3rd Oct 2010, 10:48
I liked Naughty Bear a lot. It was fun and I had a some good laughs but I expected it to be Manhunt with bears in an open-world. Instead you visit the same 4 levels over and over and over again...

Bevacur
3rd Oct 2010, 12:23
It was not as dark as you thought it would be?

GrievousOdyssey
3rd Oct 2010, 14:46
And i downloaded a free Naughty Bear map on PSN , despite not planning to buy the game ...

Something's weird going on in my head ...

JackGordon
3rd Oct 2010, 14:55
It's, in fact, a very jolly & colorful game... Some executions (especially multiplayer ones) are disturbing, yes. But the overal tone is a comedic one. I expected it to be a little bit more twisted... Not gory, just a bit more serious.

JackGordon
5th Oct 2010, 04:03
Toddler taped to wall by mum & boyfriend (http://gawker.com/5652804/mom-boyfriend-sentenced-to-jail-for-taping-toddler-to-wall).

:hmm: This is why I encourage everyone to use rubbers, so that people like that don't reproduce.

Bevacur
5th Oct 2010, 10:30
There is 4-5 girls in my year who have given birth lol. One of them was kicked out of school for punching a teacher, now 17-18, she has two children. I got a hunch she will do very very well in life...

JackGordon
5th Oct 2010, 10:58
Why are the stupid ones always first to **** out their garbage? Are they, in fact, just stupid or do they have a well thought out plan for stupidity in general? You know, just to be sure that worthless chav's still roam the earth in 2025.

GrievousOdyssey
5th Oct 2010, 14:00
696 game related injuries between 2004 and 2009 (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=268185) ...

Shame they didn't exactly detailed the exact context of these 'injuries' ... but still ...

GrievousOdyssey
5th Oct 2010, 21:39
We gamers can go to hell ... says Jack Thompson (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=268288) , in a much anticipated come-back ...

I don't have a problem with that , really ...
I heard the dinner is mighty fine there , with a infinite amount of french fries , and red wine in every corner ...

Bevacur
5th Oct 2010, 22:07
I just read that and i wonder, how is this guy still alive? Surely there must of been assassination attempts on his life...

If i'm going to hell, i'm taking his children with me!

GrievousOdyssey
5th Oct 2010, 22:18
Assassination attempt ? lol , it's more like 'how could he be still alive , as he's been disbarred from court for three years !!' ...

With no games to blame for the utter stupidity of today's youth , and mankind's perversity in general , the man could have chocked himself to death ...

Bevacur
5th Oct 2010, 22:25
I would hate to be his children...knowing that your dad is hated among the gaming community.

GrievousOdyssey
5th Oct 2010, 22:29
Yeah , playing video games in the closet would be rather painful ...

Especially if you're playing one of them horror games and have to choke up the scream to not alert the parents ...

BeardedHoplite
5th Oct 2010, 22:29
I would hate to be his children...knowing that your dad is hated among the gaming community.

Or a greater irony, being his kid and liking video games.

Bevacur
5th Oct 2010, 22:35
Playing games in the closet in fear of getting sued by their own father. Nasty stuff...

GrievousOdyssey
5th Oct 2010, 22:40
They should make a film out of this man ...

Oliver Stone may win another oscar just yet ! ...

JackGordon
6th Oct 2010, 00:07
They should make a film out of this man ...

Oliver Stone may win another oscar just yet ! ...
Oliver Stone? Pick Roman Polanski. He's great with kids.

Bevacur
6th Oct 2010, 11:59
Oliver Stone? Roman Polanski? I choose Grievous, heard he is much better with kids.

JackGordon
6th Oct 2010, 12:54
He can't direct for ****. I mean, look at his (first) youtube clip with ****ty editing! :p

GrievousOdyssey
6th Oct 2010, 16:11
As a cause of celebration for my 4447th non-deleted post in the eidos forum ...

The Grievous-Era Entertainment is proud to announce that

the much anticipated sequel to our work of art was already written for months , but it was put on definite hold due to common laziness ...

But look on the bright side , mankind still lives ...

Or does it ? ...

JackGordon
6th Oct 2010, 16:15
If you need some help with the editing, you know where to find Google?

GrievousOdyssey
6th Oct 2010, 16:38
I need is a video editing software which allows me to do sound editings ...
I'm pretty sure i can find a editing tool for free on Google , but then i'm afraid that my decade old computer might explode ...

But even after i get a editing software , my ... inner artistic rage is going to demand something more ...
A recording device on my TV ...

That way i wouldn't have to rely on youtube all the time , as i can record my own gameplay footage , or even stuff i see on TV ...


Or i can wait for Sony to improve their video editing tool on the PS3 , which is what i used last time ...
Maybe in a year or two they're implement both sound editing and the ability to record gameplay footage ...

A year or two ain't going to be that long ...

*the artist's hand starts shaking , Sander Cohen's shadow is emerging* ...

Or will it ?!!! ...

BeardedHoplite
6th Oct 2010, 19:42
No, it won't. Or if it does it'll take 12 years like Duke Nukem Forever

GrievousOdyssey
7th Oct 2010, 14:35
This world sucks ...

Then again , perhaps when Duke Nukem Forever finally comes out next year , the world will be grand again ...

I mean think about it , since when did the world really hit rock-bottom ? since Duke Nukem Forever was announced , and subsquently delayed ...

YOU SEE THE CONNECTION HERE , MAN ?!!! ...

JackGordon
7th Oct 2010, 15:12
It's ok, Grievous. Soon there will be a Captain America video game.

Who the **** comes up with these things? "Captain America"... ****in' ridiculous.

GrievousOdyssey
7th Oct 2010, 15:22
Supposedly every comicbook hero video game is now going to 'be like' Arkham Asylum , so ... you'll have to excuse me if i cry in slow motion by the hill ...

GrievousOdyssey
7th Oct 2010, 15:51
Meanwhile , more madness from the movie industry ...

So i went by IMDb and so that this film (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1285016/) is at the top of the box office , i read the synopsis , "A story about the founders of the social-networking website, Facebook." , and the film is already in the top 250 of IMDB hahaha , i said to myslef , laughing at the poor taste of today's film , once again ... but then i nearly shat myself when i saw that David Fincher made it ...

Later , i saw that the next sequel to Transformers is titled The Dark of the Moon ...

. . .

Giving you a moment to gather your sanity back from its pieces ...

. . .

People are already laughing at it (http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/10/06/transformers-the-dark-of-the-moon-can-you-come-up-with-a-better-subtitle/) , and that's a understatement ...

JackGordon
7th Oct 2010, 15:59
The Social Network is not a cheap horror flick of some sorts. It's a quality drama about the business that is social networking.
Just because it's about something you (and me) resent, doesn't make it rubbish.

GrievousOdyssey
7th Oct 2010, 16:04
Which is why i nearly shat myself , with Fincher at helm the film couldn't have been half-bad , which means that's it's worth a look ...

But still ... i mean ... the idea of making a drama based around these people's lives is a bit ... meh ...

Anywya , Fincher better wins his oscar with this , or else he might cry ...

JackGordon
7th Oct 2010, 16:10
Actually, I'd like to see a drama about the creator of Napster and Napster's downfall...

GrievousOdyssey
7th Oct 2010, 16:20
Me personally i'll want to make a movie concerning the video game industry in general ...
That or a biopic about Bobby Kotick ...

He gets to fight monsters with a epic battle axe at one point ...

That's a spoiler by the way ...

MxOAgentJohnson
7th Oct 2010, 18:46
There is 4-5 girls in my year who have given birth lol. One of them was kicked out of school for punching a teacher, now 17-18, she has two children. I got a hunch she will do very very well in life...

I wouldnt say that, some single mums who dont work and have 5+ kids generally earn more than 39K a year benefits.

So i can see why they do it, but i'd rather earn my living then sit at home like a slob and reproduce like a rabbit.

ohitspatty
7th Oct 2010, 20:49
I live in Florida, we have too many ******* rabbits. Is it season yet?

GrievousOdyssey
7th Oct 2010, 22:50
Have you seen my white rabbit ? ... have you ?! ...

JackGordon
7th Oct 2010, 23:08
I live in Florida, we have too many ******* rabbits. Is it season yet?
I live on Earth. Too many ******* humans. Is it season yet?

GrievousOdyssey
8th Oct 2010, 01:47
Headless man found near suburban Chicago school (http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Headless_man_found_near_suburban_Chicago_school?dpl_id=206018)...


And now brothers ... time for ...

The SEQUEL (http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Evanston,_Illinois_middle_school_evacuated_after_bomb_threat) ...

PS: betting five muffins that in part three , a bomb will this time really nuke that town off the map ...

Well , the nuke didn't happen (http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Two_Chicago_schools_evacuated_as_suspicious_package_found?dpl_id=210790) ... the end of this trilogy is just whack ...
I'm severely disappointed , i mean , if you want to blow **** up , then do it properly damnit ! don't just leave it hanging like that , **** is embarrassing mankind ...

We can always hope for a remake of this trilogy , can't we ? ...

BeardedHoplite
8th Oct 2010, 02:13
I live on Earth. Too many ******* humans. Is it season yet?

Oh my friend, it is always human season...

JackGordon
8th Oct 2010, 02:16
Oh my friend, it is always human season...
Ain't that the truth (http://ps3clan.nl/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/manhunt.jpg).

GrievousOdyssey
8th Oct 2010, 02:22
What's that ? DLC for Dog Days ? or is that from the infamous six-hour missing content that the gorilla took it ? ...

Look's promising , anywya ...

JackGordon
8th Oct 2010, 02:38
Yes, it's the Director's Cut DLC called 'Plastic Bag'.

EDIT: Ooo, you've got 4500 posts. *gives you a PSP GO!*

Kent-45
8th Oct 2010, 16:06
*Grievous and Kent corner the gorilla... responsible for sttealing the last 6 hours of Kane & Lynch 2*

Gorilla: Gentlemen! Let's be reasonable.

Kent: Okay Grievous, let's hear him out.

Gorilla: The last 6 hours of game content is hidden in the...

Grievous: NO MORE DEALS

*Grievous blows off the gorilla's head with a shotgun*

Kent: WHAT THE **** WAS THAT??? WHAT THE **** GRIEVOUS!!??!

GrievousOdyssey
9th Oct 2010, 16:30
That's outrageous , Kent , because you left off the part where we Did found the six hours content ...

It was in his head ...

That said , the wind blew the thing right off our hands , now it's gone ...