View Full Version : The CANDY Thread ...

18th Sep 2010, 18:55
Candy Plenty , Happy Dingly ...

Candy Basket here , step right in ...

18th Sep 2010, 18:58
Now your just being a bit of an arse.

18th Sep 2010, 19:01
Sssshhhh , it's a trap ! ...

18th Sep 2010, 19:09
Oh no..


Phew.. sory about that folks, i cant control my inner troll sometimes.

18th Sep 2010, 19:10
I for one never gets old of seeing that ...

18th Sep 2010, 19:25
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/chris_hansen.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=2932)

18th Sep 2010, 20:09
Damn it, saved that gif to my new computer but it seems Windows 7 only plays gif images in IE. Lame.

18th Sep 2010, 20:33
This is like one of those good old Tex Avery where the guy sets a trap , but attracts everyone But the one he wanted to trap in the first place ...

18th Sep 2010, 21:32
It's official... the off topic forum has become a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

18th Sep 2010, 21:44
. . .

Call me unhinged , but i think that Slash isn't Iris , but rather Iris' brother ...

hey you said this is a place of scum and villainy ! t'is only fair to think that we've all been deceived ! ...

18th Sep 2010, 21:48
Oh yeah, I remember when I lied to you about lying to you about my name and then gave you a fake one to throw you off. Good times.

Being that I have just returned from a very long bike ride down a nice forest path and am on a spiritual high right now, I might as well tell you that Iris isn't my name, it's the name of a character I created a while back.

Still a girl, though. Sorry to disappoint.

18th Sep 2010, 21:56
Lol, when did slash ever have a name.

I gotta stop smoking weed...

18th Sep 2010, 22:14
Hoplite is the one that is going to cry all over the floor for knowing he didn't guess your name right , for me it doesn't change much , you could be dear old tiffany for all i know , you could be a underrage person , you could be the sister of some girl who broke her leg , you could be the one who got a hateful letter a day ago , you could be the one who didn't liked the one who says that his old friend died , it wouldn't matter , because that Rose could have very well be alive today , and you could have been that old rat that never left the house for any reason , and what do i care Slash , what do i care , what i see is what they made of you ...

I remember the time when Audrey told me not to see her as an angel as she continued her inner drama as a prostitute , i remember the days where Haley would tell me of her short lived childhood while i rearranged her mind for the future , i remember looking up on my daughter's eyes when she was still discovering the vastness of the world with her small eyes , i remember having a life once , and i remember acknowledging such existence ... i remember knowing the difference between telling a story and seeing the truth ...

And so , Iris , I don't think you have the power of any kind to tell me what to do , because if you're not even truthful to yourself , let alone being real to yourself , then it's because you're just another character of my story , and i can easily erase you as much as i created you , afterall , the power that you have , is that of which i allowed it to take form , ***** , so have a candy ...

You're not that different Iris , don't let your own illusions kill yourself ...

Don't end up like tiffany ...

18th Sep 2010, 22:21
Dude, wat dah **** is grievous on about.

no what, i dont even wanna fking know hasha.

18th Sep 2010, 22:27
This is perhaps the most exciting week we ever had in this forum ...

Dumb people , dead people , dead people who aren't really dead , funny people , scum and villainous people , bored people , underrage people , ugly people , spiritual enlighted people ...

We're in Kubrick's unreleased masterpiece ...

18th Sep 2010, 22:28
Everybody just chill the **** out.

18th Sep 2010, 22:32
You can put away your masquerade
You won't ever have to be afraid of me
Open up your eyes and see what is in store
I must the one that you are searching for

So get on up
And shake your body
Open up and take the music in
You better get on up
Come to the party
Life is waitin' for you to begin

18th Sep 2010, 22:33
Everyones mad for some reason.

And im stoned so dont get any secne out of me from now until tomorow evening.

18th Sep 2010, 22:36
The chloroforms in them mails must have done it , either that or we're really going to die soon ! ...

Fine by Me ...

Another me and another you
If we make it through to Xanadu, ooh

18th Sep 2010, 22:47
My fantasy has turned to madness
All my goodness has turned to badness
My need to possess you has consumed my soul
My life is trembling, I have no control

I will have you, yes I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly, a wild butterfly
I will collect you and capture you

19th Sep 2010, 00:12
Lol, when did slash ever have a name.

I gotta stop smoking weed...

When I guessed like four months back, and gimme some of that reefer, ginger boy

19th Sep 2010, 00:15
My weed butmonkey get yer own.

Haha playing today and your all liek uuh uuh

and me raging on bad company 2.

19th Sep 2010, 09:32
Is it me or do i have this impression that Johnson never left the forum ? ...

And this has to be the biggest fail of a trap i've ever conceived ...
My god i've attracted all sorts of people in here ...

oh well , might as well eat them too ...