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GrievousOdyssey
10th Sep 2010, 22:12
Where the hell do they all come from ?!!! Why do they keep looking at us like that ?!! why are they touching at meeeeeeeeee ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...

Conglaturations , you haz found the muffins , now take it and leave ...

MxOAgentJohnson
10th Sep 2010, 22:14
i was wondering the same thing,

lifes confusing;

GrievousOdyssey
10th Sep 2010, 22:22
Now it's down to four guests ! ...

They've been spooked , i'm mighty sure they were planning on swarming this section of ours into a spam heaven ...

Brothers ! Mount the defenses !...

MxOAgentJohnson
10th Sep 2010, 22:23
red october standing by

SlashPrower
10th Sep 2010, 22:34
We actually have a lot of lurkers. One of them came over and joined my site.

If you're reading this, Apathy, thanks for joining. Now stop lurking, get an account, and post somewhere.

GrievousOdyssey
10th Sep 2010, 22:35
Brothers ! i believe the **** storm is approaching , after my last post we were down to One guest , and now ... ZERO GUESTS ...

They've all returned to their base and are surely activating their siege engines ...

Now where's our sorcerer with its magic shield power ! ...

BeardedHoplite
10th Sep 2010, 22:45
Oh ****! *Gets on plane to Ecuador with the forum's gold reserves*

GrievousOdyssey
10th Sep 2010, 22:47
This just in brothers ! Satelite footage straight from the eyes in the sky , sponsored from my connections in the pentagon ...

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4149/4978154604_91fb5dcc73.jpg

SCARY ...
It'll haunt our dreams for nights to come ...

BeardedHoplite
10th Sep 2010, 22:50
Why the **** does Kent have a '+' by his name.
Oh. My. God.
Kent is a spy for the guests, seize him.

Bevacur
10th Sep 2010, 22:54
Incoming Kane and Lynch haters.

SlashPrower
10th Sep 2010, 23:02
I have a feeling something like this is going to go down.

ONHHdjyyVHo

Which side are we? Nobody knows.

And who wants to be the driver?

GrievousOdyssey
10th Sep 2010, 23:04
Invite Jamie Foxx , tell him we're his biggest fan and all that jazz then ask him to drive us to the nearby fast food restaurant ...

Also , Kent is a undead , hence his undying appreciations for zombies (SEE WHAT I JUST DID THERE !!?) , and thugs explaining the cross next to his name ...

Brackstone17
11th Sep 2010, 00:53
I actually notice this happen quite a lot. I'll come on the forum, no body will be online, I wait five minutes, and suddenly seventeen guests appear out of nowhere. This leads me to think that the forum is possessed. I'll call Gregory Peck.

GrievousOdyssey
11th Sep 2010, 01:06
*Grievous congratulates himself with a muffin due to his proud conviction that he is the only other person on this forum who knows who Gregory Peck is* ...

BeardedHoplite
11th Sep 2010, 01:29
Hey man, I know too. Hell yeah, Boys from Brazil! Gimme some of that

GrievousOdyssey
11th Sep 2010, 01:35
*Grievous cries as he has to now share his muffins* ...

Bevacur
11th Sep 2010, 12:07
I know that aswell! Cheers Hoplite! Guess your gonna share the muffins with me :rolleyes:

BeardedHoplite
11th Sep 2010, 12:10
Yeah grevious, hand out them damn muffins already!

GrievousOdyssey
11th Sep 2010, 18:04
Muffins got overcooked due to the intrusion of some weird green looking thing in the forum ...

Here , now we can eat in peace , now that the dust has been settled ... for now anywya ...

*a whole basket of freshly baked muffins* ...

MxOAgentJohnson
12th Sep 2010, 17:34
26 (3 members & 23 guests) Moderators : 3

MxOAgentJohnson, BeardedHoplite+, Kent-45


OH GOD ITS HAPPENING AGAINNN

BeardedHoplite
12th Sep 2010, 18:21
BeardedHoplite+




I HAVE THE PLUS, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
But seriously, what the hell does it mean

MxOAgentJohnson
12th Sep 2010, 18:23
It means that person is on your friends list.

JackGordon
12th Sep 2010, 18:23
It means you're friends.

MxOAgentJohnson
12th Sep 2010, 18:55
1,111 posts for jackgordon.

MORE BOOZE

ohitspatty
12th Sep 2010, 18:59
Agent, you're 4 post away from worshiping the Satan.

MxOAgentJohnson
12th Sep 2010, 19:05
Holy ****...

win

GrievousOdyssey
13th Sep 2010, 00:49
The moderators deleted a few of your comments Johnson , you need three more post again ! ...

BeardedHoplite
13th Sep 2010, 03:07
So the apocalypse clock should be set to like, four before midnight, right?

GrievousOdyssey
13th Sep 2010, 03:10
But about the film tonight on TV ! ...

Anywya , Not sixteen minutes ago i saw that on the Off Topic page there were Four members ...
That said ...
Only Three of them were named ...
The fourth one ... Was Invisible ...

BeardedHoplite
13th Sep 2010, 03:20
**** it, I turning the key and hiding in my vault

ohitspatty
13th Sep 2010, 03:51
Anywya , Not sixteen minutes ago i saw that on the Off Topic page there were Four members ...
That said ...
Only Three of them were named ...
The fourth one ... Was Invisible ...

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!

GrievousOdyssey
14th Sep 2010, 05:26
At this Precise moment , there are 22 Guests in the General Discussion board but , get this , 19 of them are in the DEMO FORUM ...

Something's Terribly wrong here ...
be*******ware ...

ohitspatty
14th Sep 2010, 18:05
Those 19 are the poor souls that never left because they got stuck between "this game sucks" and "where can I get code for exclusive demo?". Sometimes you can hear them crying all the way in General Discussion board, scary stuff.

GrievousOdyssey
15th Sep 2010, 08:24
Meanwhile i think it's noteworthy that in the last two days , there wasn't much activity from our side in the general discussion board ...

I'm pretty sure someone put poison gas or something in the air ...

GrievousOdyssey
1st Oct 2010, 17:53
TWENTY THREE GUESTS IN THE OFF TOPIC SECTION !!! ...

What the hell is happening !!! ...

EDIT : TWENTY FOUR GUESTS NOW ! ...

Edited nine minutes later : And then there was only one ...

MxOAgentJohnson
1st Oct 2010, 20:30
And then.

Silence.....

Kent-45
2nd Oct 2010, 03:38
There is always silence before the storm...

GrievousOdyssey
2nd Oct 2010, 03:44
Nah i think there was a lie first , then you get the outcry and all that jazz ...

Question is ... who's going to lie to us this time around ? ...

JackGordon
2nd Oct 2010, 03:55
"I broke the dam."

GrievousOdyssey
2nd Oct 2010, 14:52
It's Spartacus ! GET HIM ! Crucify the bearded chin ! ...

JackGordon
2nd Oct 2010, 15:46
Beware! For underneath that beard perhaps lies another fist...

GrievousOdyssey
2nd Oct 2010, 19:42
You better hope the man doesn't come and sue yah for mocking him ...

GrievousOdyssey
6th Oct 2010, 17:27
29 GUESTS IN THE GENERAL DISCUSSION PAGE !!!! ...
That's a record ! ...
They're coming from everywhere ! hide in the bathrooms quick ! ...

UhUh
6th Oct 2010, 17:38
hide in the bathrooms quick ! ...

Ehy I was already there! Get your own panic room!

GrievousOdyssey
10th Oct 2010, 04:16
The Twenty Five Guest RETURNS ! ...

This time in the General Discussion page ...

must be due to the masterful essay i wrote ...

Just a possibility ...

GrievousOdyssey
10th Oct 2010, 14:39
Twenty Three Guests in the off topic section !! ...

OPEN THE GODDAMN BATHROOM !!! ...

GrievousOdyssey
10th Oct 2010, 15:20
Mercenary of The7 is making a unexpected cameo appearance in the general discussion page !!! ...

OH LORD !!!! ...

GrievousOdyssey
16th Oct 2010, 01:04
Thirty One in the general discussion page , BUT , Twenty Three of them are in the Demo section !!! ... AGAIN ! ...


Mercenary of The7 is making a unexpected cameo appearance in the general discussion page !!! ...

OH LORD !!!! ...

Not to mention that Doctor Klowneus made a cameo himself the day after ! ...

GrievousOdyssey
21st Nov 2010, 01:28
TWENTY TWO GUESTS IN THE TECHNICAL FORUM SECTION ! ...

Could it be the folks from IO ? investigating on the dreadful ambiance ? ...

ohitspatty
21st Nov 2010, 04:22
...or players waiting for the answers?

Bevacur
21st Nov 2010, 11:44
...or is Grievous hallucinating?

GrievousOdyssey
21st Nov 2010, 14:41
I also saw fourteen guests in the Demo section ...

That , i can't explain ...

GrievousOdyssey
1st Dec 2010, 01:23
TWENTY GUESTS in DEAD MEN's Technical Forum !!! ...

GrievousOdyssey
8th Dec 2010, 16:04
TWENTY THREE GUESTS In The Demo Forum ...

I don't even think there were That many back when the demo came out in july ...

GrievousOdyssey
8th Dec 2010, 16:55
We've got a man down !! i repeat ! our brother is in danger !!! ...

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5288/5244395798_b700b2d82b_m.jpg

Hurry , they're about to eat him alive ! ...

UhUh
8th Dec 2010, 17:27
I'm telling you they were swarming!

ohitspatty
8th Dec 2010, 20:22
Don't panic Charlie, he's the up-keeper. He brings 'em bodies to feed on and cleans their cage.

GrievousOdyssey
12th Dec 2010, 05:03
Brackstone was all alone fending off Twenty One guests in the off topic section until i intervened ...

Now there's only nineteen left ...

Edit:And then after the nuke went of there was No One Left but me ... like always ...
Not even Brackstone survived ...

He should have weared his gas mask ...

GrievousOdyssey
14th Dec 2010, 04:33
About ten minutes ago there was another wave of twenty two guests in the off topic section ...
Naturally the number died down as i stepped in ...

...
We're getting too many of 'these' visits recently ...

As i said , the world as we once knew it is no more ...
The new beginning ... Begins ! ...

Edit: now it's down to zero guests again ... and i didn't even had to open the nuke-case ...

GrievousOdyssey
18th Dec 2010, 07:00
Twenty Guests in the General Discussion Board ...

Long time no see ...


They also seem to be changing new fronts everytime ... ... what are they up to ...

GrievousOdyssey
29th Dec 2010, 09:58
Once again UhUh is all alone in the off topic section with Twenty One guests ...
I'm starting to suspect that He Is the one behind all this frenzy ... how else are to believe that he survived the mob unscratched the other day ? ...

GrievousOdyssey
31st Dec 2010, 09:47
I've actually encountered it first hand just now ...

First i see seven viewers in the technical forum ...
Then i refreshed the page and see more than a dozen ...
I quickly clicked into the section and see a grand total of twenty one ...
All that in a matter of seconds ...

Most exciting it was ...

Now it stands at Twenty Four ... Watching ...

BeardedHoplite
1st Jan 2011, 02:40
You have too much time, grevious. Go write a book, or something.

GrievousOdyssey
1st Jan 2011, 10:51
As a matter of fact i am writing , a lot of things , everyday , thinking , all the time ... nuts ...

I actually don't have time , at all ... but i make them , somehow ...

GrievousOdyssey
7th Jan 2011, 00:18
Twenty Individuals in the DEMO section , with a extra Nine in the general discussion board ...

GrievousOdyssey
21st Jan 2011, 18:09
Vulture is making a cameo walking by the Off Topic section right this instant oh my god ! ...

Wait hold on , what am i still doing here ? ...
*jumps back to the yellow submarine that works in 3D* ...

GrievousOdyssey
21st Jan 2011, 19:10
Well this is a special day , an hour after Vulture's cameo , we've got Twenty Three guests in the General Discussion board , what gives ? ...

GrievousOdyssey
2nd Feb 2011, 00:15
There was twenty three guests in the technical section ! ...

But just a few minute later there is only fifteen left ! ...

Awe my gawd ! ...

!!! ...

Kent-45
2nd Feb 2011, 00:19
They don't exist Grievous. Just like this shot glass of Jack in front of me doesn't exist. Except that it does...

GrievousOdyssey
2nd Feb 2011, 00:31
Jack ...

Daniels ...

Jack ...

Gordon ...

Dog Man ...

Dog Man is a drink ...

HOLY **** ...

JackGordon
2nd Feb 2011, 00:35
And I taste good!