View Full Version : X-Play's review...if you can call it that

24th Aug 2010, 23:12
Ok, so X-Play just gave this game a 4 out of 5. Sounds good right? Seemed more like an insult the way they did their review. They had that Blair guy read the review and the entire thing was made out to sound like a porn gag. All because Lara is a women with a nice body, everything she does has to have some kind of sexual innuendo to it. They even played porn music throughout the entire thing. They didn't talk about the game AT ALL!!! Didn't mention what was good in the game or what was bad about it. Just talked about Lara rolling around balls and having a date in West Hollywood or something.

It's no secret that Adam Sessler and Morgan Web hate Lara and Tomb Raider.

In the review of Underworld, they scored it fairly. I think it got a 3 out of 5. It was far from being a horrible game. After the review, Morgan had a smirk on her face and said "Told you so." Like she thinks it was a failure and she's dancing on it's grave.

Then just last Friday, Adam said at the end of the show that they'd be reviewing the new Lara Croft game and he said it with so much disgust like it's so beneath him.

But this "review" of Guardian of Light really pissed me off

24th Aug 2010, 23:38
**** them. All the others gave it great scores, that just shows how much they suck. Who cares? They just want attention. :)

LC is Me
25th Aug 2010, 01:57
I mean, c'mon...it's X-Play...
Anyone who has to read off of a script how a game plays and its perks should really not frustrate you. Especially those two dunces.

25th Aug 2010, 02:47
Wow...and to think that these guys probably get PAID to do stuff that bad...

Can I have the last 2 minutes of my life back?