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Kent-45
15th Jul 2010, 03:43
and you have 3 things in your possession that you must survive with. What are those 3 things, and why.

Go.

BeardedHoplite
15th Jul 2010, 04:56
1. 100 Gallons of gasoline.
2. Colt Python revolver for hunting
3. Rescue beacon

GrievousOdyssey
15th Jul 2010, 06:11
I'll have two number nines , one with cheese ...
A number forty seven with extra dip ...
And a large soda ...

JackGordon
15th Jul 2010, 09:06
1. guitar (acoustic)
2. a long-lasting supply of Four Roses bourbon
3. insanity (the kind that makes you not care what situation you're in)

GrievousOdyssey
15th Jul 2010, 09:14
3. insanity (the kind that makes you not care what situation you're in)

I have this on me , permantely ...
Jalous ain't yah ? ...

JackGordon
15th Jul 2010, 09:52
Yes, I'm jealous that my imagination isn't as creative and convincing as yours. :(

GrievousOdyssey
15th Jul 2010, 10:11
You want some of it ? i'll give you in exchange for some muffins and the cure to all ailments ...

JackGordon
15th Jul 2010, 10:15
I want some of your alogia; that way I can write walls and walls of text! Ok, fine. And some muffins too.

GrievousOdyssey
15th Jul 2010, 10:38
If i reply to your comment , Kent is going to go all dramatic again on how we keep derailing topics , His Topics particularly ...
If i don't reply to your comment you'll get sad and possibly feed some inner anger and one day shove something that goes boom into my christmas tree , of which i still have in my house ...
By doing neither i will be making the choice of not doing anything , which is still , by itself , a choice ...

Suddenly however i've realized that by detailing the possibilities of this situation's outcomes i am already making a post about it , hence , making a post to talk about everything that is not going to happen , and therefor , nothing ...

Bevacur
15th Jul 2010, 13:17
1. Loads of Coca Cola

2. A basketball with a face on it.

3. All my family property and what i own.

Brackstone17
15th Jul 2010, 13:31
Wait, is there food and water on the island, or is it entirely desolate?

GrievousOdyssey
15th Jul 2010, 13:34
3. All my family property and what i own.

But Bevacur ! ...
YOU DON'T OWN JACK **** BOY ! ...
*roll end credits*


Wait, is there food and water on the island, or is it entirely desolate?

There's a white rabbit that'll headshot you in a second ...

Brackstone17
15th Jul 2010, 13:40
There's a white rabbit that'll headshot you in a second ...

So if an evil rabbit can survive there, the island must have a source of food and water. Assuming the rabbit lives in a specific section, a cave perhaps, then other animals on the island will avoid that spot, so hunting should be a bit easier. In that case I bring a large hunting knife, a tarp and a very large length of rope.

EDIT: BeardedHoplite, when I read your post, I thought it said rescue bacon and I got really happy for a second.

GrievousOdyssey
15th Jul 2010, 13:46
BeardedHoplite, when I read your post, I thought it said rescue bacon and I got really happy for a second.

ROFL LMAO ...
I also thought he said 'Rescue Bacon' too ! ...

Bevacur
15th Jul 2010, 18:00
But Bevacur ! ...
YOU DON'T OWN JACK **** BOY !



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jmn4UT5UPo&feature=related

ohitspatty
15th Jul 2010, 19:03
1) Life-vest.
2) Paddles.
3) Boat.

I sure wouldn't stay on the island for long.

Morphilms
15th Jul 2010, 19:33
A pen
An elastic band
A paperclip