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CribbNG3
4th Jul 2010, 02:05
Don't look it up if you haven't.

What would you do if you wasted like $40 (drinks and whatnot) on getting a girl into bed only to find out she was packing a blue waffle.

Double Bag'n maybe?

Brackstone17
4th Jul 2010, 02:07
Oh god, why does this topic exist? It just doesnsaefsgdfbddgdx *seizures*.

GrievousOdyssey
4th Jul 2010, 02:32
I thank myself for not knowing what a blue waffle is and i am not coming back here or even checking it on google to find out what this is all about ...

Kent-45
4th Jul 2010, 02:35
Take value of the drinks, then subtract the cost of prescription STD medication (multiply value by x100000 if it's incurable) and if you don't come up with a negative number, then I say go for it.

GrievousOdyssey
4th Jul 2010, 02:38
I still don't understand what is going on but i'm guessing it has something to do with being really stupid ...

Seeing that the TC is the one who left the message "First" as a visitor on my page , i'm guessing this is actually quite hilarious ...

Bevacur
4th Jul 2010, 11:31
I thank myself for not knowing what a blue waffle is and i am not coming back here or even checking it on google to find out what this is all about ...

Oh you need to see it! A work of art some call it.

MxOAgentJohnson
4th Jul 2010, 13:56
Now this... is offtopic.

CribbNG3
5th Jul 2010, 03:09
...and for that I get silly like Soupy Sails!

Independence day FTW!!!!!

FU to all of you british commie basrards!

You-Es-Aye!
You-Es-Aye!
You-Es-Aye!

la la la la la
do do do do do
lovin' me
is eazy cause is
Im beeeeeeeeutiful
every day with me
is filled with lovin me!

aaaaaahahaahahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa!

Kent-45
5th Jul 2010, 03:16
Don't do drugs kids.

GrievousOdyssey
5th Jul 2010, 04:46
Grand Theft Auto already taught me that like years ago man , whereas school was not helping at all , either the teachers seems to be missing out medications , or its the students who is constantly seeking to get high , i mean damn , they say video game teaches violence i say WRONG video games taught me not to do drugs ...

We all know what happened to Victor Vance ! ...

Kent-45
5th Jul 2010, 04:49
Grand Theft Auto grievous? Amateur stuff.

I was born and raised on Doom, sir. I was baptized in the blood of fire demons.

GrievousOdyssey
5th Jul 2010, 04:54
Well at least its not as bad as those raised up with Super Mario , now that is just plain wrong man ... i mean ... Wrong ...

Brackstone17
5th Jul 2010, 14:55
I was born on a hospital table and raised on James Bond movies. Where do I stand?

GrievousOdyssey
5th Jul 2010, 15:06
Over there sir , hands to the ground , legs in the air ...

Brackstone17
5th Jul 2010, 15:08
Over there sir , hands to the ground , legs in the air ...
Man, I can't do handstands! Never could!

Bevacur
5th Jul 2010, 17:56
Tub Girl is a lovely image to share with the family.

Kent-45
5th Jul 2010, 18:22
Hey grandma, check THIS out!

GrievousOdyssey
5th Jul 2010, 18:29
Did kent really just said that ? ...

Kent-45
5th Jul 2010, 18:37
Yes he did, and he's going to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

GrievousOdyssey
5th Jul 2010, 18:42
I collected two hundred and forty seven dollars , that's ok ? ...

Brackstone17
5th Jul 2010, 20:02
That's good, but you'll have to split it with us once you reach the van.

GrievousOdyssey
5th Jul 2010, 20:04
But the number is not even , who's going to get the Last Dollar ? ...

Brackstone17
5th Jul 2010, 20:06
The poor orphan children. They need that dollar to buy some shoes.

GrievousOdyssey
5th Jul 2010, 20:21
What about some waffles ? ...

Brackstone17
5th Jul 2010, 20:22
No they need shoes. You can't wear waffles on your feet. It ruins the flavour.

JackGordon
5th Jul 2010, 20:22
What about some waffles ? ...What... Don't look at me. Just because I'm Belgian doesn't mean I always carry around a suitcase full of waffles!

GrievousOdyssey
5th Jul 2010, 20:26
Meh , buying some tacos then ...

JackGordon
5th Jul 2010, 20:29
I see you all out there! With your freshly waxed bio-mechanical nutsacks and your baby-shaped circus peanuts... You disgust me:nut:

GrievousOdyssey
5th Jul 2010, 20:40
. . .

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllppppppppppppppppppp !!! ...