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SlashPrower
28th Jun 2010, 00:37
This is on every other message board ever so we need to add it. It's award time!

To celebrate...the middle of the year (whatever), we're holding an awards ceremony. Not one of those MTV crap ceremonies, the real deal.Right now, just post suggestions for awards. On July 1st, I'll collect all the suggestions and post them, then you guys PM me your votes. Then, only July 15th, I'll post the results.

Here's what I have so far:

Nicest user:
Most annoying user:
User most likely to snap and go on a rampage:
User most likely to steer a thread off-topic:
User you would not want to get in a fight with:
User most like Kane:
User most like Lynch:
User most like Agent 47:
The Thapa Award (For best user of all time):
Best username:
Worst username:

Suggest your own.

GrievousOdyssey
28th Jun 2010, 01:06
User that tends to steal ideas from Grievous:
User with the longest hair in real life:
Best Single Post from a user:
Most beloved moderator:
Best Dramatic Topic:
Best Comedic Topic:
Best Underrated Topic:
Proof-that-kitchen-ain't-all-we-can-do Award (for best Female user):
User that makes you wish you were born the other sex:
User that you agree with the most:
User that you disagree with the most:

And i'm putting a lifetime achievement award fro gnrGrievous based on a unanimous opinion from the rest of the forum ...

Brackstone17
28th Jun 2010, 02:17
Best Avatar:
Best Signature:
Greatest Achievement in the Field of Grammar Nazism:
Most Mysterious User:
Least Mysterious User:
Guy wat spels rael goood:

GrievousOdyssey
28th Jun 2010, 02:34
Avatars ? i change it every week , hope i'm still qualified ...

Brackstone17
28th Jun 2010, 02:49
Ok, I have a few more.

Ginger of the Year:
Most Likely to Sell You Black Market Organs in a Back Alley:
Best Artist:

GrievousOdyssey
28th Jun 2010, 02:58
You should devide the Artist category into four ...
Best Artist , Handrawing:
Best Artist , Photography Color:
Best Artist , Photography Black and White:
Best Artist , Fanfic Writting:

A few new ones ...
User with the most unhealthy tastes in gaming:
User with the most chance to die if left alone in the Kane & Lynch universe:
User who just wouldn't die:
User whom we haven't seen in a longtime , but we still remember:

MxOAgentJohnson
28th Jun 2010, 14:43
biggest ********.

BeardedHoplite
28th Jun 2010, 14:48
Likely to blow all their cash on cheap roulette and hookers in Vegas:
Most likely to get a late-nite talk show:
The "Ike Clanton" award:
The closet communist award:
Most posts

Bevacur
28th Jun 2010, 14:51
Most likely to get banned:
Most likely not to get banned:
Most notorious for starting argues:
Most twisted sense of humour:
Guy/gal who won't shut up:
Biggest Tree Hugger:

GrievousOdyssey
28th Jun 2010, 15:19
I'm feeling like i'm going to get a clean sweep here ...

I need me some forty seven awards ! ...

GrievousOdyssey
28th Jun 2010, 22:31
Best Artist , Poem Writing:

Had to do it ...

joe the janitor
28th Jun 2010, 23:16
Forum member who posted the most videos starring Murder (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox8EdMpXEO8) Face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzyHc1B3h4g&feature=related). (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHxZHp1g0ns)

Bevacur
29th Jun 2010, 09:30
I'm feeling like i'm going to get a clean sweep here ...

I need me some forty seven awards ! ...

Older than 47 award:

Zidrien
29th Jun 2010, 10:24
Most anti-social user:

(I guess that's gonna be me...)

Zidrien
29th Jun 2010, 11:27
Fair enough.

JackGordon
29th Jun 2010, 11:35
Best Peacekeeping User: UhUh.

MxOAgentJohnson
29th Jun 2010, 11:37
User that rarely posts and when he does post it is generally a useless post to the topic:
User that hates new people the most:

BeardedHoplite
29th Jun 2010, 12:15
User who makes the most references to Tarentino movies

MxOAgentJohnson
29th Jun 2010, 13:02
User most likely to be caught having a staring contest with a fish:

GrievousOdyssey
29th Jun 2010, 14:15
User who is surprisingly not inspired by Kane & Lynch:
User who tends to repeat himself without knowing it:
User with the most distinctive writing style:
Most entertaining argument:
The7 award for best secret society created by users:

MxOAgentJohnson
29th Jun 2010, 15:03
User who is surprisingly not inspired by Kane & Lynch:
User who tends to repeat himself without knowing it:
User with the most distinctive writing style:
Most entertaining argument:
The7 award for best secret society created by users:

Holy ****, grievous didnt ...

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

SlashPrower
30th Jun 2010, 16:32
Two users who always work together:

Two users who hate each other's guts:

GrievousOdyssey
30th Jun 2010, 16:39
Pyschological-Fantastical award for best user who understands everything Grievous says:

But-i-live-here award for the user who seems to never leave this forum:

Rude Dog award for the most offensive user:

Schizophrenia Surround Sound award for user with the best taste in music:

GrievousOdyssey
30th Jun 2010, 19:17
Schizophrenic Hallucination award for best user created video:

Drama Queen award for user who never cracks a ******* smile:

Hot Coffee award for most epic off topic conversation:

SlashPrower
1st Jul 2010, 22:54
The categories are in! PM your votes to me. Contest ends July 15th.

Nicest user:

Most annoying user:

User most likely to snap and go on a rampage:

User most likely to steer a thread off-topic:

User you would not want to get in a fight with:

Best username:

Worst username:

Most beloved moderator:

Best Dramatic Topic:

Best Comedic Topic:

Best Underrated Topic:

User that you agree with the most:

User that you disagree with the most:

Best Avatar:

Best Signature:

Greatest Achievement in the Field of Grammar Nazism:

Most Mysterious User:

Guy wat spels rael goood:

Most Likely to Sell You Black Market Organs in a Back Alley:

Best Artist:

Best Photographer:

User with the most unhealthy tastes in gaming:

User with the most chance to die if left alone in the Kane & Lynch universe:

Likely to blow all their cash on cheap roulette and hookers in Vegas:

Most likely to get a late-nite talk show:

Most likely to get banned:

Most notorious for starting argues:

Most twisted sense of humour:

Guy/gal who won't shut up:

Two users who always work together:

Two users who hate each other's guts:

But-i-live-here award for the user who seems to never leave this forum:

Rude Dog award for the most offensive user:

Schizophrenia Surround Sound award for user with the best taste in music:

User most like Kane:

User most like Lynch:

User most like Agent 47:

The Thapa Award (For best user of all time):

GrievousOdyssey
2nd Jul 2010, 00:09
Only thirty eight ? not forty seven ? embarassing ...

Lol at how you didn't included this one "Proof-that-kitchen-ain't-all-we-can-do Award (for best Female user):"
You could have won hands down ! ...

Seriously though i'm slightly disapointed to see that the "Best single post" didn't make it , then again it's going to be hard to make out a winner , we should have made a shorlist of best posts , anywya ...

GrievousOdyssey
2nd Jul 2010, 00:27
Alright i know we can vote for ourselves , but i've got a question on the Best Dramatic / Comedic / Underrated topics ...
It's only the topics made on Dog Days' forums that counts right ? or are those from Dead Men allowed as well ? ...

Edit : Oh and , are 'Ties' allowed ? ...

Second Edit : For the topics categories , Can the topics date back from 2009 ? ...

SlashPrower
2nd Jul 2010, 00:48
Damn it guys, you can't vote for yourselves.

Only Dog Days posts, it can go back to 2009 if necessary. Ties in voting are not allowed, but there may be a tie or two in the awards.

GrievousOdyssey
2nd Jul 2010, 01:01
Well jesus , you should have made the rules ealier ! now i have to start all over again ! *implying that Grievous nominated himself for every single award* *even though it isn't true* ...

GrievousOdyssey
2nd Jul 2010, 01:20
Lol the list i put up is hilarious , After the awards we should post our nominations here just for laughs ...

Zidrien
2nd Jul 2010, 02:36
User who can come up with more titles than Grievous:

GrievousOdyssey
2nd Jul 2010, 03:12
Nobody is forcing you to stay in your corner , join us ! you know the sun is shining and the sky in the early morning , it's so beautiful ... a blue so pure ... the ocean ... how i miss thee ...

ohitspatty
2nd Jul 2010, 03:16
Am I the only one that finds this entire idea dumb?

Nope, not at all.

Brackstone17
2nd Jul 2010, 14:50
Lol the list i put up is hilarious , After the awards we should post our nominations here just for laughs ...
I agree with this statement.

GrievousOdyssey
14th Jul 2010, 00:48
*slips over banana peel with a uzi in hand , falls down in the kitchen while firing the uzi all over the place , the Woman starts to beat me with her rollin pin while some idiot is stealing my muffins ... oh and Bevacur gets eaten by a grizzly in the basement* ...

GrievousOdyssey
15th Jul 2010, 16:47
The Red Carpet is going wild ! ...
This is Jimmy Saints here bringing you all the news you should care about ! ...

And i'm Carrie Hollister , bringing company to ...

Shut up ***** this is my show ! *sets Carrie on fire , and sees her throwing herself off the window* ...
Right , back to the scene ! the red carpet is getting crowded right now , lots of fans waiting impatiently for the results ! what's the statistic so far Bobby ? ...

Well as you can see on this invisible chart Brackstone is taking up the lead with sixteen awards , runners up includes Bevacur with nine awards including the very prestigious Worst Dressed Forum User Ever , local village idiot Grievous only gets seven awards according to our statistic , but he does ...

Hold on hold on Bobby , i think something is happening here , Yes ! yes ! there it is ! it's Kent ! the crowd is going wild all over him , Kent looks scared as hell , furiously looking for his flashlight or something , wait , i'm going to try and have a word with him , Kent ! Sir Kent ! Over here ! ... hey get away you hag , do you know who i am ? i'm Jimmy Saints and i've got a show to run here ! ...

Hey you that ******* who burned that other ***** alive not five minutes ago , i'm calling the police ! ...

Well why don't you got **** **** **** and that **** **** **** hamster **** **** pogo stick ! ... Now , Kent ! Sir Kent ! ah , so good to see you , what do you feel about this overly excited crowd , you look nervous ...

Kent , man with a sadistic sense of humor
Uh well you know ... i was just thinking of buying some tacos , didn't thought i needed to bring all my zombie survival kit ...

What ? tacos ? you're not going in for the ceremony ? ...

Kent , man with a sadistic sense of humor
**** no , i've got better things to do tonight , like , torturing people ...

Alright alright this is getting too hot for the air , we'll ...

Kent , man with a sadistic sense of humor
Too hot for the air , man what the **** is that suppose to mean ? this is a Kane & Lynch community , you're telling me swearing is 'too hot' for your audience to handle ? look i'm going to show you how to ...

ALRIGHT that was Sir Kent , ladies ! you can now proceed to munch him alive ! yes , yes , you too hag , i mean ma'm ... now let's see , oh look ! look underage kid Bevacur is on the scene ! ... Bevacur dear boy ... why are you shaking like that ...

Bevacur , barely legal
Did you see my bear ? ...

Your WHAT ? ...

Bevacur , barely legal
My bear , i put him in the backseat of the car all the way up here , now ...

You lost it !? ...

Bevacur , barely legal
IT ?!! It is a She ! ...

Whatever , crazy bear all the same ...

Bevacur , barely legal
Hey just who the hell are you anywya ? ...

Whatever , Jimmy Saints don't have to answer to nobody , especially not to some loser like you who won't even win more than two awards , faaaaaaag ...

Bevacur , barely legal
And you're a phoney ! my Janey will rip your head off ! ...

Pft , yeah right , let's look for something more interesting here , Bobby , any more trivias to shove on our faces ? ...

Well if you take a look at this map that you can't see really , it shows just how far the Dog Days community has reached on the face of the internet , in fact , it is nowhere to be seen , we had to drawn out at least three extra maps to point out how low the recognisition this community is on this planet , which begs the question , just who are these excited fans you see all around you Jimmy ? ...

Uuuuuh afraid have to answer to that question in some alternate dimension timeline , because we have the happy trio that just arrived on the scene ! Dog Man , Brackstone and town drunk Grievous altogether ! ... Gentlemen ... why is ... what did Grievous done again ? he looks like he's about to pass out , better hold on to him there ...

Jack Gordon , his secret identity is really secret
Nah , he does that , it's alright ...

Brackstone , man with no face
The usual ramblings and whatnot , saying something about planting a bomb somewhere ...

A Bomb ?! ...

Brackstone , man with no face
Don't worry about it , no man this stupid could ever fix up a bomb , especially only using lego pieces ...

Grievous , god
I'm going to blow that Ginger bastard to **** ! ... whhahwhawhawhawha ...

What did he just said ? ...

Brackstone , man with no face
Nothing serious really , don't mind him ...

Grievous , god
And don't you dare lay a finger on Ivy ! ...

Jack Gordon , his secret identity is really secret
It's Iris , Grievous , you repeated that forty seven times already , how did you manage to forget about it so quicly ? ...

Grievous , god
... ... ... Who ? ...

Right ... i best leave you gentlemen on your own then ...

Jack Gordon , his secret identity is really secret
Yeah you better leave us , Grievous did said he was hungry about a few minutes ago , you Don't want to be near him when he's hungry ...

Bevacur , bearly legal
Yeah ! and you better not get anywhere near me either , ***** ! look who's sniffing at your pants now ...

Oh but it's WHOA HOLLY MOTHER OF CHRISTMAS ! WHAT IS THAT ! ...

Bevacur , bearly legal
That's mah Janey , now she's going to rip your head off ! ...

Kent , man with a sadistic sense of humor
Hold on a second ...

Oh dear lord thank you , Sir Kent you came to my rescue ! ...

Kent , man with a sadistic sense of humor
Not exactly ... this is my wallet you have in your pocket ...

Oh well , that's ... a miracle ! ...

Kent , man with a sadistic sense of humor
Funny ... but not enough , go on kid ...

Bevacur , bearly legal
Go on Janey , show him what we do on our naughty saturday nights ! ...

AWE GAWD NOOOOOO ... Remember , this is AAAAAAAAAh ... This Was Jimmy Saints , on live here on the red carpet , back to you Bobby ! ... oh wait , it's Slash ! save me ! please ...

Slash , not a dude
I don't know why i even bother sometimes ...

ohitspatty , oh ****
Like i said folks , dumb dumb ! ...

Brackstone17
15th Jul 2010, 16:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzYRvaD-xkQ

SlashPrower
15th Jul 2010, 17:07
We only got, like, 3 people to vote.

So unless more people vote you all get nothing.

Brackstone17
15th Jul 2010, 17:09
I guess your stovetop threat didn't work. Oh well, this way, we're all winners! Yay!

GrievousOdyssey
15th Jul 2010, 17:14
I blame it all on BP ...

Meh , i say we just post our own nominations here , it's only three lists , we won't set the forum on fire now would we ...

Bevacur
15th Jul 2010, 17:27
I can't be arsed to read your post Grievous, i just saw glimpse's of Bevacur, barely legal over and over again, is this what you do in your spare time? Make a wall of text full of rubbish?

Blame BP for everything...noooo! No Chilli heatwave Doritoes! Damn you BP!

GrievousOdyssey
15th Jul 2010, 17:35
Right , over excited fan then ...