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joe the janitor
23rd Jun 2010, 05:52
Right Here! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wHFZ-2Yg5Y)
It's the little things that get me.
- The police issue chest high walls, that pop out of the streets
- The brown haired, generic main character
- Amazing concept with NO plot holes at all
- The main characters name, Agent Jim
- The way how the enemies guns are made to shoot around the main character
- The name. If you haven't watched all of the trailer yet, or for some reason haven't read the title of youtube video, you would probably be guessing the name of that game was Mind Hack. WRONG! It's Mind Jack! Why? Hell if I know!

Oh, and at 1:50 I'm pretty sure there is a giant cyborg gorilla...

GrievousOdyssey
23rd Jun 2010, 10:45
That was the most underrated game at this year's E3 ...

Bevacur
23rd Jun 2010, 11:53
Blue! Sooo pretty and calm...must sleep...

This trailer would be so cool if you were high.

But Agent Jim?! He dresses like Paxton Fettal from Fear 3 or 2.

Mobile one mobile 1, unknown hostiles in sector 5, request data loop! That was possibly the most cheesy line i heard all week, maybe all month.

I am betting that the main character is American, have massive muscles and possibly have a love interest with that girl.

Brackstone17
23rd Jun 2010, 15:42
The moment the narrator started in with the plot details in the most bland and generic voice I had ever heard, right then I new I'd hate the game no matter what. The robots doing the electric slide only made things worse.

SlashPrower
23rd Jun 2010, 15:54
Save the lives of innocent people being controlled against their will by mindhacking and controlling innocent people against their will (and probably killing them in the process)! Awesome.

Also, if they rule the world, why are the cops after them? Are they The Resistance? And if they can hack into anyone's mind, then they can simply hack into the minds of the protagonists and make them shoot themselves. Game= over.

Thank God the allied mindhacked glow bright blue while EVIL mindhacked glow bright red, otherwise that might be confusing for some people.

Biggest question: HOW THE **** DOES THE MIND HACK EVEN WORK

****in' plot holes...

Brackstone17
23rd Jun 2010, 16:01
Does anyone think this sounds like a bad 90's made for tv movie that the Sci-fi channel would air?

Also, watching the trailer again, it honestly seems to me like the main characters are terrorists.

SlashPrower
23rd Jun 2010, 16:04
Exactly. How are they heroes? They're forcing civilians to attack armed soldiers against their will and then just jumping to another when the poor bastard dies.

Brackstone17
23rd Jun 2010, 16:09
I guess we aren't supposed to worry, I mean they are generically attractive people, they must be the good guys.

I also love the irony of following up the statement "They Hide" with a shot of a 5 story robot using jet engines to slide through a city's downtown.

EDIT: Did anyone notice that the huge albino roid rager was wearing a sports bra?

SlashPrower
23rd Jun 2010, 16:14
I don't see the point of even trying to find the Mind Hackers. If they're smart, they can simply hide in some normal house and acting like a normal civilian, all while using surrogates to do what they want and destroying the surrogates so that they can't be traced.

Then again, they're probably going to be stupid enough to leave giant flashing neon clues to their identity.

EDIT: Yep.

UhUh
23rd Jun 2010, 16:23
Exactly. How are they heroes? They're forcing civilians to attack armed soldiers against their will and then just jumping to another when the poor bastard dies.

already ten years... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sZAv71ENnY&feature=related)



edit: sometimes I forget wich year is it :(

Brackstone17
23rd Jun 2010, 16:27
The difference here is that these people aren't plugged in to anything. The civilians are innocent people. These guys are just possessing random grandmothers on their way to bingo night.

SlashPrower
23rd Jun 2010, 16:40
And weird albino ravers in sports bras.

EDIT: Reason #241 I like Kane and Lynch: Neither Kane or Lynch are the generically attractive protagonists you get in a lot of shooters.

JackGordon
23rd Jun 2010, 17:25
^ Admit it, you'd do them both at the same time if you could.

SlashPrower
23rd Jun 2010, 17:45
Dude...that's creepy. They're both rather unattractive, bad people and both are old enough to be my dad. In fact, Kane had a daughter who was older than I am.

GrievousOdyssey
23rd Jun 2010, 17:59
^ Admit it, you'd do them both at the same time if you could.

You cannot imagine how i was just about to puke all over the floor and drown myself in it to stop thinking about that disturbing image ...

I mean damn , i leave you guys for a few hours and this is what you're all so capable of ? ...

SlashPrower
29th Jun 2010, 18:35
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/1810-E3-2010-Trailers

Hey, the guys at Unskippable riffed on this trailer, as well as Legends of Troy and Tron: Evolution.

GrievousOdyssey
29th Jun 2010, 18:57
I haven't watched any videos from The Escapist , Doug Walker's website and The Amazing Atheist since October 2009 , i really don't know why ...

Oh i know ! to save keep them for the dog days of summer ! my stupidity is actually my subconsience doing its tricks ! ...

Kent-45
29th Jun 2010, 19:05
The moment the narrator started in with the plot details in the most bland and generic voice I had ever heard, right then I new I'd hate the game no matter what. The robots doing the electric slide only made things worse.

Agreed.

joe the janitor
29th Jun 2010, 21:35
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/1810-E3-2010-Trailers

Hey, the guys at Unskippable riffed on this trailer, as well as Legends of Troy and Tron: Evolution.
Thats how found this game out. The Escapist is and amazing website!

Brackstone17
23rd Jul 2010, 13:30
I'm reviving this topic because I feel it necessary to post this screenshot of the game.

http://cache-04.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/07/mystery2_01.jpg

What is even going on here?

SlashPrower
23rd Jul 2010, 13:58
Fashion in the future is weird.

Bevacur
23rd Jul 2010, 14:11
I'm reviving this topic because I feel it necessary to post this screenshot of the game.

http://cache-04.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/07/mystery2_01.jpg

What is even going on here?

What....

In this game, do we play as a telepathic homosexual or something?

joe the janitor
24th Jul 2010, 00:04
I can't unsee that.....

GrievousOdyssey
28th Jul 2010, 01:45
Why is the file of that picture called "Mystery 02" ? ...

What's Mystery 01 ? and 03 ? and 47 ?!! ...

joe the janitor
15th Aug 2010, 05:51
You guys asked for it so I'll deliver. Yup, you guessed it! A new Mind Jack trailer, and it features everyones favorite pink shirt/hair, man/women!
http://www.destructoid.com/mindjack-trailer-shows-you-how-to-jack-real-good-181439.phtml

BeardedHoplite
15th Aug 2010, 05:54
I thought the pic of the dude in the tanktop was from Dog Days, and I nearly shat myself in fright.

Bevacur
15th Aug 2010, 09:45
I thought the pic of the dude in the tanktop was from Dog Days, and I nearly shat myself in fright.

It's Kane in his spare time.

joe the janitor
3rd Sep 2010, 07:15
One more reason to buy this game:
http://gamerinvestments.com/video-game-stocks/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mindjack-1.jpg

SlashPrower
3rd Sep 2010, 11:38
I thought the pic of the dude in the tanktop was from Dog Days, and I nearly shat myself in fright.

Didn't you unlock the secret levels after the airplane? I thought everyone did.

VegaSagatBison
3rd Sep 2010, 14:15
I haven't watched any videos from The Amazing Atheist since October 2009 , i really don't know why ...


Everybody love da blueberry pie alright!

SlashPrower
3rd Sep 2010, 14:18
It's Kane in his spare time.

Kane went through this weird phase back in his twenties. He doesn't talk about it much.

Brackstone17
3rd Sep 2010, 15:41
Well you see, there's a special time in every man's life when he starts getting these strange feelings and his body starts changing until he's a full grown roid rager that dresses in pink underwear and fights mechanical gorillas. It's completely natural.

One of Seven
3rd Sep 2010, 17:53
This sounds like a Keanu Reeve's movie.....

Bevacur
3rd Sep 2010, 19:01
Sweet. We can kill robot gorilla's now?

ohitspatty
3rd Sep 2010, 21:13
This sounds like a Keanu Reeve's movie.....
;)

...and that's never a good thing. (Matrix doesn't count)

joe the janitor
3rd Dec 2010, 03:32
Oh Yes! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvrVpY5z7iY&feature=sub)

JackGordon
3rd Dec 2010, 09:18
^ Stealing Siren's sight-jacking concept, twist it and make a generic futuristic action title about it. Meh.