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Keir
19th Mar 2010, 16:35
w00t!

To celebrate the recent announcement of LCGoL we've decided to run a little competition for today's Friday Goodness. Normally I give away t-shirts or something...but today's prize is something a little bit................ special.

We're giving you the chance to win the 568 page Art of Tomb Raider book, worth a staggering $110 USD :eek:


http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/02/tombraiderartbooks580.jpg (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/02/tombraiderartbooks580.jpg)

Yep. Wowsers. It's limited edition (only 2,000 are being published) and the book includes every significant piece of TR art ever officially produced. It's in two volumes and it weighs a ton! :D

I seriously don't want to give it away :(

But... as it's you lot, I will.


ZOMG! DO WANT! HOW CAN I ENTER?
So, how to be in with a chance of winning? Well, I've selected a screenshot from Katie's Screen and Fan Fiction site (http://tombraiders.net/katie/), all you need to do is come up with a funny and witty caption. The best caption as judged by me and the Crystal team wins. If you're a whiz at Photoshop you can edit the image too if that helps, but you don't have to.


Caption this:

http://forums.eidosgames.com/images/lcatgol/baddies149.jpg


To be in with a chance of winning, just post your caption in this thread.


Rules

The funnier the better
Competition closes on Friday 26th March 2010 at 1600 GMT
You can enter as many times as you like
Judges decision is final
Don't be rude plz




Small pint:
1. Winners will be notified within 52 days of closing date by e-mail or Private Message on http://forum.eidosgames.com. 2. A list of winners, including names and country, will be available within 6 weeks of competition closing. These can be obtained by sending a Stamped Addressed Envelope to the Promoter (see 9 below). 3. Square Enix Europe accept no responsibility for entries/prizes lost or distorted in transmission. 4. There is no cash alternative to the prizes. 5. Square Enix Europe reserves the right to substitute prizes with others of at least equivalent value. 6. Competition not open to employees of Square Enix Europe, their agents and suppliers. 7. The Promoter's decision is final and no correspondence will be entered in to. 8. No purchase necessary. 9. The competition promoter is Square Enix Europe, Wimbledon Bridge House, 1 Hartfield Road, Wimbledon, London, SW19 3RU.

NetRaider
19th Mar 2010, 17:41
Just then, Lara experienced a sudden, overwhelming sense of deja vu.

Keir
19th Mar 2010, 17:43
Just then, Lara experienced a sudden, overwhelming sense of deja vu.

:lol:

And we're off to a great start! Good skills :D

Acid_Burn
19th Mar 2010, 17:46
*Paparazzi shot Lara buying drugs from Natla*

NicoCroft
19th Mar 2010, 17:57
w00t!

To celebrate recent announcement of LCGoL we've decided to run a little competition for today's Friday Goodness. Normally I give away t-shirts or something...but today's prize is something a little bit................ special.

We're giving you the chance to win the 568 page Art of Tomb Raider book, worth a staggering $110 USD :eek:


http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/02/tombraiderartbooks580.jpg (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/02/tombraiderartbooks580.jpg)

Yep. Wowsers. It's limited edition (only 2,000 are being published) and the book includes every significant piece of TR art ever officially produced. It's in two volumes and it weighs a ton! :D

I seriously don't want to give it away :(

But... as it's you lot, I will.


ZOMG! DO WANT! HOW CAN I ENTER?
So, how to be in with a chance of winning? Well, I've selected a screenshot from Katie's Screen and Fan Fiction site (http://tombraiders.net/katie/), all you need to do is come up with a funny and witty caption. The best caption as judged by me and the Crystal team wins. If you're a whiz at Photoshop you can edit the image too if that helps, but you don't have to.


Caption this:

http://forums.eidosgames.com/images/lcatgol/baddies149.jpg


To be in with a chance of winning, just post your caption in this thread.


Rules

The funnier the better
Competition closes on Friday 26th March 2010 at 1600 GMT
You can enter as many times as you like
Judges decision is final
Don't be rude plz




Small pint:
1. Winners will be notified within 52 days of closing date by e-mail or Private Message on http://forum.eidosgames.com. 2. A list of winners, including names and country, will be available within 6 weeks of competition closing. These can be obtained by sending a Stamped Addressed Envelope to the Promoter (see 9 below). 3. Square Enix Europe accept no responsibility for entries/prizes lost or distorted in transmission. 4. There is no cash alternative to the prizes. 5. Square Enix Europe reserves the right to substitute prizes with others of at least equivalent value. 6. Competition not open to employees of Square Enix Europe, their agents and suppliers. 7. The Promoter's decision is final and no correspondence will be entered in to. 8. No purchase necessary. 9. The competition promoter is Square Enix Europe, Wimbledon Bridge House, 1 Hartfield Road, Wimbledon, London, SW19 3RU.

Well, I'm sorry but I don't understand what we have to do in this contest... As a good french, I put all this in Google Translate, and I don't understand either... So, what's all this about, said with other words, please ?

tombfan
19th Mar 2010, 17:59
"For god sake Natla... That's... that's not what you think it is... it's just a hair toy I managed to find in that OLD and sizzy pyramid... I swear!"

NetRaider
19th Mar 2010, 18:00
Well, I had to hide it SOMEWHERE to sneak it past the Atlantean guards, didn't I?

sikasika18
19th Mar 2010, 18:01
caption entry

see this Lara, this can give you bigger boobs.
all you have to do is take the seat beside me to rule atlantis.

Raider126
19th Mar 2010, 18:03
Caption Entry:
"Don't you just HATE it when you're busy raiding Tombs and you remember you left the iron on!"

Raider126
19th Mar 2010, 18:04
"Lara Croft captured in her natural habitat...being ambushed!"

sikasika18
19th Mar 2010, 18:04
second entry

Lara: w00t! can it give you even bigger boobs?
Natla: yes, it beholds the greatest powers on earth!

Keir
19th Mar 2010, 18:05
Well, I'm sorry but I don't understand what we have to do in this contest... As a good french, I put all this in Google Translate, and I don't understand either... So, what's all this about, said with other words, please ?

It's a caption competition. You have to write a sentence describing what could be happening in the picture, or what Lara might be saying for instance. The aim is to make it funny and witty. I hope that helps.

ccroft2003
19th Mar 2010, 18:05
"Sorry. . . it just slipped out!"

Raider126
19th Mar 2010, 18:06
Another entry:
*resisting urge to look surprise*

tombfan
19th Mar 2010, 18:09
Natla: So...
Lara (nervous): Sooooo......
Natla (confident): This is it....
Lara (more nervous): Is this is....?
Natla (loosing serenity): This is it to is this is....?
Lara: This is it to is this is and more is??????
Natla: Aham...
Lara: Yes... that is it...
Natla (angry): Oh.... STOP IT, is this the bathroom key or not >_>?


EDIT: This counts as a capture?

Raider126
19th Mar 2010, 18:09
"Natla: Easily distracted by shiny objects!"

NicoCroft
19th Mar 2010, 18:10
@Keir : Okay thanks, finally I understood by myself, sorry for my previous message...

Here's my caption :

Natla : Oh God ! One of my nails is stucked in the holes of this freakin' Scion !
Lara : Your fingernails are such huge ! How did you do ?
Natla : Don't you know french manucure ? I'm gonna kill my beautician !

nik0las
19th Mar 2010, 18:11
Lara: I told you not to go through the stuff in my nightstand!!!!!!!!!!
Natla: :naughty:
Lara: A woman has needs, you know... :o

sikasika18
19th Mar 2010, 18:11
third entry

Lara: YIKES!! I forgot my pistols in the sanctuary of the scion!
Natla: well, you can´t get everything in your way :rasp:

laralover_07
19th Mar 2010, 18:13
Even Lara had cottoned on that Tomb Raiding was becoming ridiculously easier - Natla was practically handing the Scion over.

Yes, I'm cheap, and my first post is a competition entry. But I have lurked here before making an account, and I post at Tomb Raider Forums. :)

Bob10
19th Mar 2010, 18:13
OMG! Do you remember that song? I used to make out with Josh McAndrews to that song!

acid_burn133
19th Mar 2010, 18:15
Here's mine:

Natla: Go on Lara, take it.
Lara: No, I don't think I should....
Golum: My preciousssss!
Lara: No! We don't want it!
Golum: Shiny! Sparkly! Take it!

NicoCroft
19th Mar 2010, 18:17
A second one :

- So it was you ? You're the Queen of Atlantis ?
- Once.
- How did you do to look so young even if you're 20000 years old ?
- I used a L'Oreal Revitalift + Special decrepit bedridden.

acid_burn133
19th Mar 2010, 18:17
And another, just for fun:

Natla: Lara, take this piece of the Scion and together we shall rule the world!
Lara: *sigh* If I had a coconut for every time some lunatic said something like that...

NetRaider
19th Mar 2010, 18:17
No, no, NO! Cut!!!
Natla - beautiful, baby. Beautiful. Lara, you're stinking up this cutscene! I want to see anguish, I want to see fury! I want to see the AOD control system!

Star_Waters
19th Mar 2010, 18:17
OH CRAP!! i'm getting that tingling feeling again, this is soo not a good time right now

dun, dun, duhhh

To Be Continued....

NicoCroft
19th Mar 2010, 18:21
Third sentence :

Natla : The Scion is some kind of huge library with a lot of infos. I made it with my company, Natla Technologies, in association with Google and Wikipedia.

unacomn
19th Mar 2010, 18:22
Here's my attempt. More creepy that funny, but still, enjoy
http://thumbnails19.imagebam.com/7266/d2e80872659712.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/d2e80872659712)

ballsd33p
19th Mar 2010, 18:25
Natla: "Finally...THE SCION HAS BEEN RETURNED TO ME ! Thank you so so much lara...i.."

Lara: " Hold on hold on...time out..pardon me but do have any greypooponyou?"

Fearnie23
19th Mar 2010, 18:26
Jacqueline Natla; 'Lara, I need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle..oh and the Atlantian scion please'

Lara croft; 'Yes Natla, but urm the thing is, thats the not the real piece, Its merely a decoy.'

Jacqueline Natla; 'But...what?'

Lara croft; 'Its the antidote.'

Jacqueline Natla; ????

Lara croft; 'For the poison you just drank. Muhahaha!!'

Lara quickly dashes off as the decoy Atlantian Scion piece is also rigged to detonator,
The clock on the other side hits 2..1

Boom!!!

Lara croft; 'Hasta la vista, baby!!'

Jacqueline Natla's last dying words 'Should have...gone...to..specsavers..'

SeRmOnGaR
19th Mar 2010, 18:28
- Natla: I´ll buy your twins with this.
- Lara: Pervert, my chest are not in sale.
- Natla: I mean your twins guns, is enough with these coins?
- Lara: WHAT? that coins must be very old, I only accept pounds.
- Natla: Dough :mad2:

MartijnZ
19th Mar 2010, 18:33
"This light of yours isn't really environmental at all, Lara...", "Oh no, no, don't say this, they're watching!"

NetRaider
19th Mar 2010, 18:33
Underwear malfunctions always pick the worst possible moments.

NicoCroft
19th Mar 2010, 18:36
Lara : Oh ! Two coins to play the Super VideoGame of the Last Atlantean Pyramid ! Give it to me please, I'm on the 2nd grade in the High Score List!

Natla : Deal, but I keep one !

NetRaider
19th Mar 2010, 18:42
Ever had the unshakable feeling that your whole life is really just one long game, and that at the other end there's some prepubescent kid pushing all the buttons?

lilhanhan
19th Mar 2010, 18:43
Natla: "So you're saying that this No7 Protect & Perfect Cream will get rid of all my wrinkles?"

Lara: "Well..."

tombfan
19th Mar 2010, 18:44
Lara: I feel insecure... I feel insecure... I feel insecure...
Natla: Hey Lara, look this gives you magic powers... For as low as... $2.99 with 99 extra cents
Lara: Omgosh!!! Does it really?
Natla: Of course, why it wouldn't, and if you pre-order now, you'll get... this magnificent pencil.
Lara: Ok I'm sold, give me Just one.
Natla (inwardly): Cheap bastard

Natla
19th Mar 2010, 18:45
http://i40.tinypic.com/4puvb8.png

NicoCroft
19th Mar 2010, 18:59
Ever had the unshakable feeling that your whole life is really just one long game, and that at the other end there's some prepubescent kid pushing all the buttons?

:lol::D

theblue
19th Mar 2010, 19:02
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x315/zerui_2007/Imagen1.png

laralover_07
19th Mar 2010, 19:12
Here's another entry. I love everyone's entries, they're hilarious! :lmao:

http://i41.tinypic.com/20fckmr.png

dark7angel
19th Mar 2010, 19:18
Natla - Finaly, the Scion is mine!
Lara - Natla, dear, I don't want to alarm you but there's a sniper pointing at you...
Natla - Oh Lara, please! Like I'm going to fall for that one...
Lara - OH MY ...
BANG!!!
Lara - I told you...

tombfan
19th Mar 2010, 19:22
Great entrys so far, I'll think more for myself :D Good Luck to everyone ^^!

LARALOVERnr1
19th Mar 2010, 19:22
WTF, you wanna make me blonde to with that thing? (Jill, anyone?)

theblue
19th Mar 2010, 19:23
Lara: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?

Natla: Who needs a giant Torso when you have Lady Gaga?

scarson
19th Mar 2010, 19:24
Natla (coyly): Join me Lara and I will not tell the world about your exploits, how you keep your favorite artifacts, or how many times you have been auditted by the IRS for that big ol' mansion that seems to disappear when you file your return.
Lara (smiling with anger): I have fought yedis in the snow, battled mummies in egypt and completed fire puzzles that only an insane person would attempt. And you want to blackmail me? Good luck.

Pulse
19th Mar 2010, 19:25
Lara: Natla? Do you ever get the feeling there is a lonely, sexually deprived teenager salivating over your chest...

Natla stares at saggy breasts and dies a little inside...

LARALOVERnr1
19th Mar 2010, 19:28
second entry:

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/4025/competitiontrforumsfini.jpg
Lara: Oh, *****, i didnt know i kept that picture...

scarson
19th Mar 2010, 19:33
Natla: Lara, join me now and we-
Lara: Natla! Do you see that man? He is staring right at us. What is that thing in his hands? Why is he pushing those buttons? Oh my god! What if we are like, in the Matrix or something, what if we're not real?
Natla: What if nothing is real Lara, nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman.
Lara: Oh, do shut up...

Jenzi
19th Mar 2010, 19:37
Natla: "Do you take Visa?"

lilhanhan
19th Mar 2010, 19:37
Second Entry-

Lara: "Wait a minute, why do I get the feeling that there's a bunch of people making silly comments about us?"

hiMe
19th Mar 2010, 19:39
Natla: "This was previously wedged up my butt..."
Lara: "ORLY?"

Natla: "without furthur adue..Lara please accept this token of love"
Lara: "ORLY"

Natla:"My face was once deformed because of this..."
Lara: "how facinating...now give it here"

"At meerkat manor, it seems as though the prey has it's attention at something else..."

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjFxJVeCQs&NR=1" (explains the jist of it)

"Scion=Priceless,Lara's dismay=priceless, Natla's cosmetic surgery=£3456.29p"

Laras Babe
19th Mar 2010, 19:45
Entry:
http://i42.tinypic.com/2ur9eeh.jpg

scarson
19th Mar 2010, 19:54
Natla: Lara, take this Scion and with me, we will rule the-
Lara: Damn! I left the kettle on. Natla, love to talk, we'll discuss ruling the world later, eh?

m3ga0n3
19th Mar 2010, 19:57
Natla: Look what I found under your bed!!
Lara: :eek: OH NO!! You weren't supposed to see that.
Natla: So you've been hiding pieces of the scion from me?
Lara: um, no I have absolutely no idea how that got there.
Lara (thinking): This is oddly similar to how I broke up with my last boyfriend.

Ragon
19th Mar 2010, 19:57
"I put that where?!?!?"

iraino
19th Mar 2010, 20:06
Umm I found it on the floor.

NicoCroft
19th Mar 2010, 20:07
- Ha ha ha, Natla laughed, now you're frozen, I can take the Scion !
- Damn it, says Lara, Last week I locked Winston up in the Manor's refrigerator, and now he took his revenge on me !!!

hiMe
19th Mar 2010, 20:10
Natla: "Lara.....I am your mother"
Lara: *gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Natla: "Come my child...."
Lara: "oooo pweettyyyy"

steveeeeee
19th Mar 2010, 20:18
urm thats not an artifact that can help you take over the world...its chocolate

steveeeeee
19th Mar 2010, 20:23
entry 2
Lara: how the devil did you find that.
Natla, my giant nose led me to it

Ren Spyro
19th Mar 2010, 20:24
LOL! I have one!

http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/ww217/spiro_2004/LCGoLcontest.jpg

steveeeeee
19th Mar 2010, 20:26
Lara: Natla are you o.k. your hands glowing.
natla: sorry I wasn't listening, what did you say giant octupuss

hiMe
19th Mar 2010, 20:28
"Lara was shocked to find that Natla was actually a ghost all along,thus explaining why Natla's fingers went through the scion each time.."

okay I'll stop now...lol. Brains overloading with ideas. Sorryyy.

steveeeeee
19th Mar 2010, 20:35
Lara: urm this is awquard but, can you and the scion wait here while I go back and get my gun

steveeeeee
19th Mar 2010, 20:36
Lara: urm this is awquard but, can you and the scion wait here while I go back and get my gun...or just give me the scion ...and then you leave.

James_Croft
19th Mar 2010, 20:47
"Natla - Here's how to steal something Mrs Croft.
Lara - Owww"


OR

"Natla - You're the tomb raider, I'm the thief. I win
Lara - Damn !"

SuiKazeRaider
19th Mar 2010, 20:52
My Participation :lol:

http://i39.tinypic.com/1qpi4p_th.jpg (http://i39.tinypic.com/1qpi4p.jpg)

http://i39.tinypic.com/1qpi4p.jpg

Lara: Natla, I lost my...
Natla: ...Scion?
Lara: Nope, my Activia!, Without it, I can’t to have a bowel movement! o_O

Bye, bye :D

Raider126
19th Mar 2010, 21:00
"New No.7 Protect and Perfect Foundation can make your skin look more radiant and up to 10 years younger!...Lara couldn't believe it!"

and also:

"Lara admitted later that she was just a tiny bit creep out by Natla's bleeding neck...just a tiny amount"

Croft Cristian
19th Mar 2010, 21:03
Hi! From Colombia...
Here my work..

Name: Tomb Raider and the Elixir of beauty

in JPG
http://i39.tinypic.com/29fmgg.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/29fmgg.jpg

in PDF
http://www.mediafire.com/?1nwjkzlyzmo

Good look for all the fans... :D

Raider126
19th Mar 2010, 21:06
"Lara...Look I know this is Natla, the queen of Atlantis but this is NOT the time to go all fangirlish!"

or

"Lara must admit, she did not see that plot twist coming!"

or

"Lara was so happy to meet her role model that she asked if Natla could sign her scion"

CroftNicole
19th Mar 2010, 21:12
http://http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/2819/laraandnatla.jpg

NetRaider
19th Mar 2010, 21:13
I'll have what she's having.

needmorepillows
19th Mar 2010, 21:16
Natla: "My piece of the scion brings all the Tomb Raiders to the yard, and they're like: where's my mom?".

CroftNicole
19th Mar 2010, 21:19
http://http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/2819/laraandnatla.jpg

LIGHTS
19th Mar 2010, 21:21
These entries are great. Keep em coming! :) @CroftNicole ( ) Your link isn't working. And welcome. @Netraider ( ) @Nicocroft ( ) @sikasika ( ) @ccroft ( ) @nik0las ( ) @Bob ( ) @acidburn ( ) @StarWaters ( ) @unacomn ( ) @ballsd ( )@Fearnie ( ) @Sermongar ( ) @Martijnz ( ) @theblue ( ) @laralover ( ) @scarson ( ) @Jenzi ( ) @hiMe ( ) @m3ga0n3 ( ) @Ragon ( ) @iraino ( ) @steve ( ) @RenSpyro ( ) @SuiKaze ( ) @CroftCristian ( ) @needmorepillows ( ) Welcome, guys!

CroftNicole
19th Mar 2010, 21:21
http://http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/2819/laraandnatla.jpg

James_Croft
19th Mar 2010, 21:22
Without subtitles.

Click (http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/720/lolap.jpg)

Natla -Your sex-appeal is just a trick.
Lara - Oh...

With subtitles.

Click (http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6161/lolcaption.jpg)

CroftNicole
19th Mar 2010, 21:23
Then what should I do?

Alpharaider47
19th Mar 2010, 21:34
Lara - THAT wasn't part of the deal!
Natla - The Scion is mine, I haz altered the deal!
Lara *looks surprised to get Natla's attention, gets ready to grab the scion and run*

CroftNicole
19th Mar 2010, 21:34
Lara: Hey!
Natla: HAHAHA! Now I finally have the Scion, but missing one thing!
In that doctor you went to place this beautiful pair of breasts?
Lara: What?? My breasts are one hundred percent original!
Natla: Sorry. Then at least show me a good doctor to put a nice pair of turbines as his own, because I am in desperate need!
Lara: Very moving but this is not my problem.

Alpharaider47
19th Mar 2010, 21:36
Second entry-

*Lara and Natla hear music*
"I got that feeling, that someone's watching me!"

Alpharaider47
19th Mar 2010, 21:38
Natla "The Scion is a lie..."

Lara "WHAT!?"

dark7angel
19th Mar 2010, 21:52
My second entry:

Lara - So... you're saying that you are an Atlantean Queen and you want to rule the World!?
Natla - Yes! I will bring the 7th Age upon this world!!!
Lara - Riiiiiight!!! Are you sure you didn't just eat some funny mushrooms or something?!!!
Natla - I will make you a believer Lara! I will show you the power of the Scion!!!

Lara - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?
Natla - Muahahahahah!!!! I created an army of powerful beings to help me rule the world!!!
Lara - An army of fairies???
Natla - Fairies?! What are you talking about?! These are vampires!!!
Lara - So why do they sparkle???

Croft Cristian
19th Mar 2010, 21:56
My work number 2.

NAME: Tomb Raider a big question

http://i39.tinypic.com/302ummv.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/302ummv.jpg

needmorepillows
19th Mar 2010, 22:09
Entry #2

Natla: "Behold, the worlds FIRST cookie!"

laralover_07
19th Mar 2010, 22:32
These entries are great. Keep em coming! :) @CroftNicole ( ) Your link isn't working. And welcome. @Netraider ( ) @Nicocroft ( ) @sikasika ( ) @ccroft ( ) @nik0las ( ) @Bob ( ) @acidburn ( ) @StarWaters ( ) @unacomn ( ) @ballsd ( )@Fearnie ( ) @Sermongar ( ) @Martijnz ( ) @theblue ( ) @laralover ( ) @scarson ( ) @Jenzi ( ) @hiMe ( ) @m3ga0n3 ( ) @Ragon ( ) @iraino ( ) @steve ( ) @RenSpyro ( ) @SuiKaze ( ) @CroftCristian ( ) @needmorepillows ( ) Welcome, guys!

Thanks! Pleased to meet you. :) I see you're a regular poster here, do you post at Tomb Raider Forums?

nikkinickels
19th Mar 2010, 22:36
Natla: And with this Scion I will use it to take over and ....Lara? LARA ARE YOU LISTENING?
Lara's thoughts: Oh my God....did I remember to turn off the television? My electric bill is going to go through the roof this month...maybe Winston turned it off...or did I lock him in the freezer again...Oh yeah, I did, he used my favorite bra as a cereal bowl, the lazy bloke was too lazy to wash the dishes the past month..damn..

Underhoe
19th Mar 2010, 22:45
My poor try. :rolleyes:
http://i44.tinypic.com/11t9ysn.jpg
Keir (Natla) - This game is WIN!!!11!!
Lara -- ZOMG RLY?! I can’t wait to play it!!11

\Tomb Raider/
19th Mar 2010, 22:52
http://i42.tinypic.com/2nv9mx.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/qwzwyf.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/245edxf.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/slnpkx.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/200cqjr.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/2cnbdrl.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/2pyb8fr.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/qx8fhh.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/2e3zcyv.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/2ykidz6.jpg

Croft Cristian
19th Mar 2010, 23:23
These entries are great. Keep em coming! :) @CroftNicole ( ) Your link isn't working. And welcome. @Netraider ( ) @Nicocroft ( ) @sikasika ( ) @ccroft ( ) @nik0las ( ) @Bob ( ) @acidburn ( ) @StarWaters ( ) @unacomn ( ) @ballsd ( )@Fearnie ( ) @Sermongar ( ) @Martijnz ( ) @theblue ( ) @laralover ( ) @scarson ( ) @Jenzi ( ) @hiMe ( ) @m3ga0n3 ( ) @Ragon ( ) @iraino ( ) @steve ( ) @RenSpyro ( ) @SuiKaze ( ) @CroftCristian ( ) @needmorepillows ( ) Welcome, guys!

Thank's you. :p

Entry # 3 :D :wave:

http://i42.tinypic.com/2pq9g76.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/2pq9g76.jpg

Bye

SuiKazeRaider
19th Mar 2010, 23:27
My second work :)

http://i43.tinypic.com/2q3tdli_th.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/2q3tdli.jpg)

http://i43.tinypic.com/2q3tdli.jpg

Natla: How far are you willing to go to find out, Lara?
Lara: (Thinking) OMG! Natla is lesbian! and... and... She’s lookin’ my boobs... o_O

Lara’s Diary Notes: The Seven Age, Seven Colors, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet... A Rainbow! The Gay-Lesbian Age!

PD 1: Thanks LIGHTS :D
PD 2: How many works can use every competitor?

Bye, bye :D

LIGHTS
19th Mar 2010, 23:29
@SuiKaze ( ) You can submit over 9000 entries if you'd like. ;)

Billy959
19th Mar 2010, 23:50
My try:)

NATLA:See Lara, now that I...
LARA:No,no, it won't work,nothing that you plan works,you're always trying
to bring the seventh age back,and we don't even know what it is,you know...
you know?Give me this before this thing throws a curse on you and make your nose bigger you chicken!!!!!!
NATLA:(crying)I just wanted to show you how that works(crys much more)
LARA:(trying to make things better)You know my mother turned herself into a
zombie and died!...






NATLA:(cries a little bit more)

dark7angel
20th Mar 2010, 00:23
Natla - Behold! The Seventh Age is upon us!!!!!
Lara - NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... But wait... What does that really mean???
Natla - Who cares! It sounds cool!!!

lilhanhan
20th Mar 2010, 00:37
Natla: Hey, you know while you was searching in all of those deadly tombs for the pieces of the scion? Well guess what I found in the back of my couch... sorry about that. ^.^;

needmorepillows
20th Mar 2010, 01:35
Natla: "Ok, I'll take the Scion and hide... YOU can close your eyes and count to 100!"

teficroft
20th Mar 2010, 03:26
Natla: wooHH :eek:
Lara: what?:confused:
Natla : it's very shiny you want to grab it?;)
Lara: i don't think so, and if my breasts get shrink?? like yours:whistle:
Natla: you idiot that's the only thing that worries you? ¬¬'
Lara: yeah it's that i don't wnat to finished so plane like you:D
Natla : ¬¬' don't make me kill you right now
Lara : yeah sorry... (queen of small breasts):naughty:
Natla: What did you say?:scratch:
Lara: nothing :rolleyes:

VOLCOM20lovesLARA
20th Mar 2010, 05:07
Natla: After I rule the world with this object, the first thing i'm going to do is skin you alive and throw you in salt!
Lara: ....
Natla: Speechless i see...ha ha
Lara: OKAY! I'LL ADMIT IT! I LOVE TO SIT ON THE WASHER
AND TICKLE MY EARS!!!

tombfan
20th Mar 2010, 05:37
Lara: "Oh God.... I forgot the script!"

frozen_star
20th Mar 2010, 05:39
Lara: Ehhhh! natla ..drop that piece of dog**** ..Right NOW.

tombfan
20th Mar 2010, 05:40
Lara: I'm totally overwhelmed by... that... THING
Natla: Yeah... you should...
Lara: Yeah... It does make you look uglier.

rohit.shady08
20th Mar 2010, 06:21
Alister (in the headset) - "This just in, WalMart is having 80% discount, for women & children, on all guns & grenades! Hurry Lara, a chopper is on it's way, it'll take you to the location."
Zip (in the headset) - "The counter is crowded with small children, I'll cover you with a M16 while you make your way through the aisle. Let Winston take care of Natla."

NicoCroft
20th Mar 2010, 07:54
Natla :Thank you so much Lara ! With the Scion, I'll create a double of you with bigger boobs so I can have a relationship with her !
Lara : I knew you were gay, but I didn't knew you that you wanted to love a double without skin !

needmorepillows
20th Mar 2010, 08:00
Natla: "...the scion is the key to raising the ancient army of Atlantis, but more importantly, it's bluetooth capable"

WillRock
20th Mar 2010, 09:35
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj285/martialfreedom/baddies149h.jpg

lilhanhan
20th Mar 2010, 14:18
Natla: “Hey, I’ll give you the scion as long as you’ll persuade Crystal Dynamics to bring back Pandemonium!. Deal? ”

(Come on Crystal, you know that the series was awesome!) :p

Lancestombraidersite
20th Mar 2010, 14:23
I Think im on my monthly Thing o__o

Evan C.
20th Mar 2010, 15:07
Amazing competition you have here :O
This is the only way I can have that amazing piece of art,so I won't lose anything if I try.
Can I have more than 1 entrie?

Good luck everyone :D

My Entrie:

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/2704/entrie.jpg (http://img144.imageshack.us/i/entrie.jpg/)

NicoCroft
20th Mar 2010, 15:11
Lara, scared by Natla : "Ooops... I think I peed on my pants..."

tombfan
20th Mar 2010, 15:29
Natla: AHA! You didn't see this coming... did you?
Lara: To be honest... this happens to me oftenly enough to don't give a shi... anymore, wait till next scene and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Natla: Yeah yeah, why can't you admit the evil forces are greater than you...
Lara: Just wait... just wait........
Natla: Nonsense...

SuiKazeRaider
20th Mar 2010, 15:44
@SuiKaze ( ) You can submit over 9000 entries if you'd like. ;)

Thanks :)

My works number 3! :lol:

http://i42.tinypic.com/ru2yd4_th.jpg (http://i42.tinypic.com/ru2yd4.jpg)

http://i42.tinypic.com/ru2yd4.jpg

Natla: Lara, In reality I’m a man.
Lara: What...? o_O
Natla: Yes Lara, I’m a transvestite.

Bye, bye :)

Falli
20th Mar 2010, 15:59
Hello all!! This is my first work :D

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/1669/baddies149.jpg

Byee!!

Ren Spyro
20th Mar 2010, 16:02
My second work! :rasp:
http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/ww217/spiro_2004/LCGoLContest2.jpg
:wave:

NetRaider
20th Mar 2010, 16:14
Lara only really began to contemplate the true meaning of the Armageddon concept when Natla threatened to hand the Scion over to Microsoft.

vincetrlc
20th Mar 2010, 16:51
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7532/condoms.jpg

Lara226
20th Mar 2010, 16:56
Lara-Wow!!You do not have a wrinkle.What do you miss?
Natla-I fell good and look better,thanks to "The Scion Corporation",is a clinical center that lets you Atlantean as new.
Lara-Oh yeah!You have removed even the horse face you had.

vincetrlc
20th Mar 2010, 17:14
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1917/pirateo.jpg

GoranAgar
20th Mar 2010, 17:24
"And for only 499,99 more I'll add this LED Rolls Royce hood ornament to the deal. Interested?"

NicoCroft
20th Mar 2010, 17:28
Natla : The Scion permits to look more beautiful. I used this twice. You wanna try ?
Lara : Urgh ! Never ! I don't wanna look like a transsexual prostitute !

LIGHTS
20th Mar 2010, 18:57
Good luck to everyone. @teficroft ( ) @rohitshady ( ) @WillRock ( ) @EvanC ( ) @Falli ( ) @vincetric ( ) @Lara ( ) Welcome, everybody. @Lance ( ) Love the name! and welcome.

lewisking92
20th Mar 2010, 19:02
Lara: It was you, you were the queen of .......um Natla there's a camera facing at us.
Natla: I know, thats why I'm looking so beautiful.
Lara: (cough cough)

Wile E. Coyote
20th Mar 2010, 20:52
Here is my entry:


Natla (whispers): Hey Bud!
Lara: Who me?
Natla (whispers): Shhhht!
Lara (whispers): Who me?
Natla (whispers): Riiiiight. Now, feast your eyes on this.
Lara: A Scion?
Natla (whispers): Shhhht!
Lara (whispers): A Scion?
Natla (whispers): Riiiiight. Now, how would you like to buy a Scion?
Lara: Nah, I bet it's just a remake! I got the original like ten years ago...


(Nothing against Anniversary... ;-))

http://www.strangenewworld.com/temp/LaraUndNatla_small.gif

imported_lewis_croft
20th Mar 2010, 21:20
Hi, everyone. Here's my first one. I'm thinking about others, but didn't decided myself at all.

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/3011/captionk.jpg

That's a little... :nut:

=)

lewisking92
20th Mar 2010, 21:23
Natla: Nah nah nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, can't touch this.

imported_lewis_croft
20th Mar 2010, 21:30
Well... Here's a crazy one. I could not resist, Lara's face is so similar to:

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/7626/caption.jpg

:lmao:

lewisking92
20th Mar 2010, 21:38
Lara: You were the queen of Atlantis.
Natla: Once.
Lara: So what happened then? Couldn't have been good being frozen and all "good queen".

laralover_07
20th Mar 2010, 22:12
http://i40.tinypic.com/1oqb9g.png

MaxRaider
20th Mar 2010, 22:13
Natla: "Now where do you suppose I found this little trinket Lara?..."

Lara: "I uuh... In the Temple of the Scion?"

Natla: "Wrong answer."

Lara: "Um Um well, it got though airport security just fine."

Natla: "Obviosly they don't possess the necessary skills..."

:lmao:

Evan C.
20th Mar 2010, 22:41
This is my second entry :)

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/8703/entrie2.jpg (http://img62.imageshack.us/i/entrie2.jpg/)

X34
20th Mar 2010, 23:01
:rasp:
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7899/laragi.jpg

vincetrlc
20th Mar 2010, 23:01
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/3006/sangrex.jpg

cinguyasia
20th Mar 2010, 23:07
Natla: Here's the latest from Apple: the Irock
Lara: Oh my God, Jobs has finally begun.. to make his own... Iplanet

With the creation of the Irock Steve Jobs has made the first steps to creating Ipodopolis

cinguyasia
20th Mar 2010, 23:09
Natla: Here Lara I got you an Iphone 4G
Lara: Must.... not be..... pulled into consumer FRENZY!!!

cinguyasia
20th Mar 2010, 23:10
Natla: Here Lara I got you an Iphone 4G
Lara: Wait a second, aren't we on a PC?

As Natla is about to hand over the new creation of Steve Jobs, Lara contemplates whether she wants to temp the almighty power of Bill Gates.

cinguyasia
20th Mar 2010, 23:12
Natla: Take this Lara, it's a Zune
Lara: They still make those?

cinguyasia
20th Mar 2010, 23:15
Lara sees a video gamer and tries to mimic their hand movements.
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Natla: Lara what are you doing with your hands?
Lara: Oh, what... Sorry about that I'm practicing a Combo from Teken.
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Lara tries to input the invincibility cheat code so she can beat Natla.

Lara: Crap, I forgot the cheat code
Natla: Fool! You're not even holding a controller

cinguyasia
20th Mar 2010, 23:16
Natla: You've been been eating tic-tacs for the past month Lara; this is your real birth control ring.
Lara: *gasp*

cinguyasia
20th Mar 2010, 23:18
Natla: I know its 4 days early, but I am so excited for Christmas 2012 I wanted to give you your present early. I don't know exactly what it is but the Large Hadron Collider made it.
Lara: ITS DIVISION BY ZERO, OH SHI........
Even with all her archeological experience Lara forgot to check her Mayan calender.

cinguyasia
20th Mar 2010, 23:20
Natla: Take a look at the light, Lara
*flash*
Natla: All right, Lara, there was no demon. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a summoning. Light from the sun reflected from the temple as it aligned with the lake.
On a more personal note Lara, Kurt ran off with an old girlfriend. You're gonna go stay with Winston a couple nights. You're gonna get over it and decide you're done with all this defending significant archeological sights.
Lara: Oh no, now I can't remember the movie to which this joke is alluding.

cinguyasia
20th Mar 2010, 23:21
Natla: If you think of something funny to say, Lara, we can win The Art of Tomb Raider book
Lara: Wow, ummmmmmmm.....*brainfart*

cinguyasia
20th Mar 2010, 23:22
Natla: What ancient civilization is this from Lara?
Lara:.............
Even expert archeologists need help with answers sometimes. Text your question to kgb.

cinguyasia
20th Mar 2010, 23:24
Lara is shocked to see what straight fanboys really do when they play her game.

cinguyasia
20th Mar 2010, 23:54
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj77/snake52092/motivatordf63acac91308fe1a4bc842f83.jpg

cinguyasia
20th Mar 2010, 23:57
Natla: Lara!! pay attention to me!
Lara: sorry... I'm trying to figure out where my 14th competition entry went.

cinguyasia
21st Mar 2010, 00:10
Natla: Haha, I've got you now Lara. I will hypnotize you with this charm. *waves charm* you are getting very very sleepy.
Lara:*looks away*
Natla: Damn! *yawns* Oh, Crap...... Zzzzzzzzzzz..

cinguyasia
21st Mar 2010, 00:38
Natla: I am your Fairy Godmother; here are your glass slippers, Cinderella. Make sure you get out of the the temple by midnight, bippity boppity boo...
Lara: OH My God, stop it, we are so getting sued, you do not want to tempt Disney.

NetRaider
21st Mar 2010, 01:36
It was you!!! You were the drag queen of Atlantis!!!

tombfan
21st Mar 2010, 04:10
Natla: Lara... here is you MONTHLY gift...
Lara: You mean... gosh how embarassing...
***Unconfortable Moment***
Natla: Oh I know dear... just, take it....
Lara: Argh, I feel so bad, you always remember my Unbirthday!

needmorepillows
21st Mar 2010, 05:27
"Tomb Raider Anniversary: Now available on an HD Scion Disc".

Red Dress
21st Mar 2010, 06:13
"...and that's when Lara broke the fourth wall."

Red Dress
21st Mar 2010, 06:25
"Undercover Detective Natla gets incriminating evidence against Lady Lara."

Croft Cristian
21st Mar 2010, 06:29
My entrys # 4 and 5

ENTRY # 4
http://i43.tinypic.com/zkn9sh.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/zkn9sh.jpg

Natla: Lara where is the third part?
Lara: Zip, search in google!

ENTRY # 5
http://i44.tinypic.com/29uwxeq.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/29uwxeq.jpg

Natla: Lara , as you found it?
Lara: Easy... walkthrough in youtube!

PD: sorry for my errors.. my english is bad... i speak spanish :D

Red Dress
21st Mar 2010, 07:00
STEALING ANCIENT ARTIFACTS - ur doin it wrong

Danielsun_
21st Mar 2010, 11:05
(slightly surprised) Natla: 'hmm, this acts as a magnifying glass aswell...'

Lara: 'Awkwaaard...'

DoctorWhoLaraCroft
21st Mar 2010, 11:37
"Hmmmm........ Maybe I should of dumped archeology and took up technologies as I'm not very good at retrieving artifacts without someone pinching them afterwards"

DoctorWhoLaraCroft
21st Mar 2010, 11:47
Natla: Lara, do you know what this is called?

Lara: Er..... (in high voice) help!

xphileamber
21st Mar 2010, 12:27
Natla: Jacqueline Natla Multipass!

*Lara looks to the side bewildered*

laralover_07
21st Mar 2010, 12:34
By the time it got to exchanging the rings, Lara realised a traditional Atlantean marriage was really not for her.

xphileamber
21st Mar 2010, 12:41
Natla (speaking in baby talk): You want the scion? Come get the scion! Mommy's little princess is such a good girl!

Lara's inner voice: No wonder Tihocan and Qualopec imprisoned her!

Last Hope
21st Mar 2010, 12:47
http://i41.tinypic.com/24ymq9d.jpg
Here's one from me :o

imported_Lara_Croft_Fan
21st Mar 2010, 12:53
http://i41.tinypic.com/900c21.jpg

Tomb Raider: A very important doubt

Natla: Here,in my hands Lara,I´ve got all your answer,come with me and dominate the world...together with the Scion.
Lara:Oh shut up Natla,I´ve got a question for the Scion.Scion,please,tell me, Where is...¡THE BATHROOM!?

Navid
21st Mar 2010, 13:49
My Entry. :D
Lara:
"Wait, let me get my Camera!"

Evan C.
21st Mar 2010, 15:06
My entry N° 3 :)

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8773/entrie3.jpg (http://img15.imageshack.us/i/entrie3.jpg/)

tombfan
21st Mar 2010, 15:50
Natla: You know? Seeing through this is like having X-ray vision...
Lara (inwards): Geez, I hope she doesn't see my stuffed things
Lara: Ugh..
Natla: Yes Lara, Now I know your secret...
Lara: Ok ok you've got me, here take my tiny lucky bear...

laralover_07
21st Mar 2010, 16:49
http://i41.tinypic.com/t9zkuv.png

LegendLost
21st Mar 2010, 18:12
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/7964/gagacroft.jpg

laralover_07
21st Mar 2010, 18:27
LegendLost, I love you. Just so you know.

TombAugustO
21st Mar 2010, 19:02
Hi! I'm Luis Augusto from Colombia, and this is my first picture :D :

http://i39.tinypic.com/nnumoh.jpg

DamianGraham
21st Mar 2010, 19:44
Lara: "OOOOHHHH SHINY"
Natla: *annoyed* "why am I surrounded by idiots?" -.-

DamianGraham
21st Mar 2010, 19:49
Another one :)
Natla: Erm.. actually, i don't really know what to do with this, I never read the manual..
Lara: Oh well see, you have to do this, and then this and this...
Natla:... Lara, youre talking to a rock..

DamianGraham
21st Mar 2010, 20:06
Natla: *evily* ha ha! I now have the Scion of Atlantis,and you don't I win I win!!"
Lara: "Yeah well... my boobs are bigger than yours so HA!
Natla: *after looking at them* "My God youre right! How do I get MINE that size??"
Lara: "Just have a developer increase the dimensions by 150 percent, then youll be good"

Fearnie23
21st Mar 2010, 21:34
Uh-oh spegetios!!!!!!!

DamianGraham
21st Mar 2010, 21:39
Natla: "Now with this, the 7th age will begin, uhh, Lara, what are you staring at?"
Lara: "Codfish"
*Natla turns to look, then lara steals the scion*
Lara: "HA! I'm better, hey.. what are you looking at Natla?
Natla: "Codfish!"
to this day the two continue saying "codfish" and stealing the scion from one another

hiMe
21st Mar 2010, 21:40
Lara came to a sudden realisation once noticing she had left the oven on.

Natla: "Come work for me,I'll give you wings.."
Lara: *brief pause* :o "Redbull can give me that" *shoots?*

Go Go Tomby-rangers!! doo dooo doo do do do do
*Natla activates her scion to call on another t-rex*

Natla: "You see this scion...with it I made demons & bats,why do you want it?"
Lara:"....O_o...not sure"

DamianGraham
21st Mar 2010, 21:47
Natla: "I will now tell you the incredibly long, and boring origin of my birth and life"
Lara: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Danielsun_
21st Mar 2010, 22:11
Natla 'Yoink, ill take that'

Lara ' Oh snap!'

Ants_27_
21st Mar 2010, 22:39
Entry 1
A dog is for life, not just for christmas....:whistle:

Pretty crap entry but maybe my mind will conjure up someting else when I'm more awake!:lol:

Entry 2

NATLA - "Your early, it's still day light"
LARA - "Perv"
NATLA - "And you love it!"

I couldn't resist!

Evan C.
21st Mar 2010, 22:46
Entry N° 4 :)

Natla- ...and that's one of the darkest places where I had to keep the Scion for years.

Lara- Ok...you keep it.

Danielsun_
21st Mar 2010, 22:54
Natla: 'oo i can see my reflection..why..i.. look.. so pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty and witty and gay..'

Lara ' and now we know why she was entombed...'

DamianGraham
21st Mar 2010, 23:27
Natla: "Now I shall use the Scion's bright light attack!"
Lara: "MY EYES!!!! OH MY EYESSSSSS!!! oh wait.. nothing happened..."

tombfan
22nd Mar 2010, 01:33
Natla: Hey with this thingy I can change our identities, look *sparkles and cheap fire shows up with lots of smoke*.... NOW I'm YOU!!!!
Lara: You idiot, I'm still me...
Lara?: That's what YOU think...
*After all the smoke washes away a new Natla shows up*
Lara: Great, your cheap makeup makes me look like a transvestite...
Lara?: Oh, I can fix that *More smoke and cheap fire*
Lara: *Cough* Gosh Natla stop the smokes, you'll kill me that way...
Lara?: ..... *silence*
Lara: See... you killed me :D


Edit: I know it's not exactly devote to the capt. but hey, we can fly a bit more :P it's still based on it ^^ I'd put a picture of it, but I think the imagination it's a LOT better.

Pulse
22nd Mar 2010, 02:03
Natla: Is this your card?
Lara: How did you-!?

OR

That little one there is Lara Croft. She's totally rich because her dad found a bunch of old things. Lara Croft knows everybody's business- she knows everything about everyone. That's why her boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.

OR

Lara: In some places guys can marry guys now. So that's pretty much it for you, Natla. You might as well hold on to that.

OR

Natla: Look, Lara, it's not that I want you dead...... It's just that I want you to not be alive anymore.

OR

Kanye West: Look Lara, Ima let you finish, but Nathan Drake is one of the best video game treasure hunters of all time. OF ALL TIME!
*BANG*
Lara: Glad that's over.

needmorepillows
22nd Mar 2010, 04:55
Nata: Look at it glow continuously, with the Scion we could have infinite energy - enough energy to light up an entire room forever with ZERO emissions, we could change the world...

Lara: OMGZ LIKE WOW THAT IZ DA PRETTIEST SQUARE I'VE EVER SEEN LIKE OMG!"

SuiKazeRaider
22nd Mar 2010, 12:35
My work numer 5 :D

http://i39.tinypic.com/mrwi1z_th.jpg (http://i39.tinypic.com/mrwi1z.jpg)

http://i39.tinypic.com/mrwi1z.jpg

Scion: [Lara’s voice]: Dear diary, Larson is a beautiful macho men, I love him.
Natla: Hum... Interesting.
Lara: Scion you’re bit**, I’ll kill you!

Bye, Bye :D

Ants_27_
22nd Mar 2010, 12:43
Third entry (I think!:lol:)

NATLA - "I see you as you sleep..."

-------------------------------------------

Forth entry

Just then, Lara realises she's stumbled upon Alcoholics Anonymous...

Falli
22nd Mar 2010, 12:54
My second work :D

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1669/baddies149.jpg

The dialogue is confused, there´s the scripts:
-Natla: Dear Scion, when am i going to meet my perfect man?
-Scion: You have your perfect person in front of nipples.
-Lara: Oh!! That bird is so beautiful!!! Seems a halcon...
-Natla: Halcon? No, better a cat!!! rrr!!!
-Lara: This Scion is a perfect she wolf!!!
-Scion: There's a she wolf in the closet , open up and set her free... Auu!!! There's a she wolf in your closet, let it out so it can breathe .... Ah!! Ah!!

Lara226
22nd Mar 2010, 15:30
Lara looks to the Scion and sees the following:
Lara,Larson,Kid and Natla,go in a car of trip,fall by a ravine and die all least Lara.
45 years afterwards,Lara dies and go up to the sky.
Saint Pedro strolls with Lara by the sky and find with Larson that this wrapping with an old creased,
Lara asks: ¿What does Larson with that?
Saint Pedro answers:Larson sinned in the Earth and has to pay it.
They follow walking and find to Kid that this wrapping with an old creased.
Lara asks: ¿What does Kid with that?
Saint Pedro answers: Kid sinned in the Earth and has to pay it.
They follow walking and find to Natla that this wrapping with Kurtis,
Lara asks: ¿What does Natla with Kurtis?
Saint Pedro answers: Kurtis sinned in the Earth and has to pay it.

GoranAgar
22nd Mar 2010, 15:47
A couple of you people will notice that their entries were deleted for being inappropriate.

Keep it nice and clean, folks.

MrLinoshiCroft
22nd Mar 2010, 18:36
Natla: As one of the three leaders of Atlantis .. I'm sorry but i think you'll find this is rightfully mine, and with this as shall rise up and consume this world with the armies of Ragnarok and fire and ash and there nothing poor little Lara Croft can do to stop me.

:)

JonKiller93
22nd Mar 2010, 18:39
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zp73hd.jpg

Kris
22nd Mar 2010, 19:09
Natla: Mirror, Mirror in my hand, who's the fairest in my land?

Lara: Sh**t, she's at it again!:confused:

Kris
22nd Mar 2010, 19:18
Natla: Dear Lara, i wanted to tell you that... if i was that mean to you... it was because.... i liked you since the very first time i laid eyes on you!

Lara: oh oh! this is some Jerry springer sh**t!

Danielsun_
22nd Mar 2010, 19:42
Natla: sooo, Lara you answered the most questions wrong. you are the wickest link good bye ;)

Lara *:(*

kinkeruusi
22nd Mar 2010, 19:46
Lara: "What are you looking at?!"

DamianGraham
22nd Mar 2010, 19:49
This is what Lara would do for a klondyke bar?!

-or-

Lara: "YOU SAID YOU'D GIVE ME A COOKIE IF I HANDED IT OVER!"
Natla: "I lied mwa ha ha ha ha ha..."

kinkeruusi
22nd Mar 2010, 19:50
Natla: "I give you this, if I get to be star in the next tomb raider game."
Lara: "What about my fans?!"

DamianGraham
22nd Mar 2010, 20:11
Lara: Natla... Don't move.. You have a huge albino spider behind you..."
Natla: "Oh Lara, I created those spiders see? *She gives it a kiss, but it bites her face off*
Lara: "Eh.. Told ya"

inotyol
22nd Mar 2010, 20:43
I can SEEEE you!!

inotyol
22nd Mar 2010, 21:03
Klaaatu baradanicto! Klatubaradanicto! Klaaatubaradanicto!

inotyol
22nd Mar 2010, 21:10
Take on meee!
(take on me?)
Take me oooon!
(take on me?)
I'll be YOOOOOURS. Dudududu TUUUU!!!

inotyol
22nd Mar 2010, 21:18
You've been Cheating!

Danielsun_
22nd Mar 2010, 21:25
Caption *Lara gets the first glimpse of how her travels are going to be*

or

Caption *Eventually Lara will begin to see a pattern on how her treasure hunting will work*

RichardCroft
22nd Mar 2010, 22:12
Lara: :eek:! I love your make-up...and your dress
Natla: Thank's :D
Lara: Are you going to a Circus ?
Natla: NO!! I'm going to a Party, At Nishimura's place.
Lara: Uhuu! Can I go? Please, please :p!!
Natla: NO!! You can't.
Lara: So...why you're talking to me?
Natla: Because, I need the Scion.
Lara: For What??
Natla: To use like a necklace.
Lara: I give you the Scion, if you take me with you to the Party.
Natla: NO!
Lara: YES!
Natla: NNOO!
Lara: YYEESS!
Natla: I'm gonna stole the Scion.
Lara: You don't have courage.

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz14/Richard_Croft/Tomb%20Raider/baddies149.jpg
( Natla: Look...It's Kurtis over there??)
( Lara: Where :confused:)

Natla: "I'm very pleased to see you again Scion"
Lara: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Natla: Muah ha ha ha ha!
Lara: GET OUT, "OR I EXECUTE YOU WHERE YOU STAND"... :mad:

Quasimodo
22nd Mar 2010, 22:54
http://i42.tinypic.com/8wmu8i.gif

NetRaider
22nd Mar 2010, 23:43
Wait... Ragna-what-now?

NetRaider
22nd Mar 2010, 23:49
I know what you're thinking. "Did I just hand over three pieces of the Scion or only two?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is THE Atlantean Scion, the most powerful artifact in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?!?

laralover_07
23rd Mar 2010, 00:00
http://i39.tinypic.com/23w5l5j.png

Quasimodo
23rd Mar 2010, 00:11
http://i42.tinypic.com/16ieao3.jpg
The Croft family drama continues.

Aros
23rd Mar 2010, 00:33
Lara should have been worried that Natla now possessed the Scion, but she was more concerned about the hundreds of people staring at her through the computer monitor.

RichardCroft
23rd Mar 2010, 00:43
http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz14/Richard_Croft/Tomb%20Raider/baddies149-Copy.jpg

goofy
23rd Mar 2010, 01:20
My entry :nut:

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1669/baddies149.jpg

Hell yeah im funnnyyy !! NIAHAHAHAHAHA !!! :nut: :lmao:

buffymitch
23rd Mar 2010, 01:51
That's flattering but I don't swing that way....erm anymore

tombfan
23rd Mar 2010, 03:58
Lara: HA! You look Static
Natla: Shut up bEach, you too....

tombfan
23rd Mar 2010, 04:12
Natla: Just ask me... with this thing I know everything...
Lara: My second name?
Natla: You don't have one...
Lara: My Dog's name?
Natla: Neither that...
Lara: My servants?
Natla: ....
Lara: Omg you killed them too?????

Quasimodo
23rd Mar 2010, 04:55
http://i40.tinypic.com/2ecnotk.jpg

needmorepillows
23rd Mar 2010, 08:12
"The Scion: works just like a toaster, except it does something completely different and unrelated to baked goods".

bart84
23rd Mar 2010, 10:42
These are the titles
_ Lara Lay down your arms _
_ play game _
_ you looking at_

http://www.iouppo.com/life/pic1/c6ac51a2352c905ccac9e549d7196a13.jpg (http://www.iouppo.com)

http://www.iouppo.com/life/pic1/c6bad6eb00c71dee12cce76e240cb02f.jpg (http://www.iouppo.com)

http://www.iouppo.com/life/pic1/eb82efe4278a5df14e3f9bdb107168db.jpg (http://www.iouppo.com)

http://www.iouppo.com/life/pic1/06099c9dcd5e7fcff6069762283c91ba.jpg (http://www.iouppo.com)

http://www.iouppo.com/life/pic1/5e9a755f19642deb8b8a1050bf1f4787.jpg (http://www.iouppo.com)

DamianGraham
23rd Mar 2010, 10:42
And much to Lara's amazement Natla revealed Natla Technologies NEWEST breakthrough... The SCI-phONe (for those who don't see it SCION is in caps ;)

bart84
23rd Mar 2010, 10:50
_ play game _

http://www.iouppo.com/life/pic1/c6bad6eb00c71dee12cce76e240cb02f.jpg (http://www.iouppo.com)

those with written Pierse are my work .. and two original

raidergale
23rd Mar 2010, 12:37
Lara: "Why you people interrupted me?! I was going to hit her with a punch! I hate you all!"

Danielsun_
23rd Mar 2010, 12:39
Lara 'fine take it, i know how this ends anyway
Natla 'Wait what? what do you mean?'
Lara 'well its not exactly the first time this has happened'

kinkeruusi
23rd Mar 2010, 13:30
*And that was the moment when Lara remembered that she died in Tomb raider IV*

Danielsun_
23rd Mar 2010, 14:23
Caption *Doctor pepper, whats the worse that could happen?*

laralover_07
23rd Mar 2010, 16:33
http://i39.tinypic.com/25u1izl.png

laralover_07
23rd Mar 2010, 17:45
http://i44.tinypic.com/14vs0tf.png

GeorgeMaciver
23rd Mar 2010, 18:27
OMG . . . it can't be . . . it's Keir's . . . Keir's secret thingie!!!

-Roli-
23rd Mar 2010, 19:17
My little entry

http://i41.tinypic.com/29paxr6.jpg

GamersStudio
23rd Mar 2010, 21:24
My Entry:

"Lara, did you remember to hang the washing out?

Thank you :)

tovaria
23rd Mar 2010, 21:25
hi there, my first attempt :)

http://www.tovarifoto.com/lara.jpg

Natla: I have the SCION!!!
Lara: Oh oh... If *she* has the scion then what the hell is this thing in my bag?!?!?

imported_Lara_Croft_Fan
23rd Mar 2010, 21:25
My new work:

http://i41.tinypic.com/20rplsl.jpg

Natla: Wow Lara,you eat too fast, you finished your sandwich.
Lara: Umm, if delicious. coff coff
Natla: You okay?
Lara: If yes, indeed, did it was?
Natla: Oh ham and cheese.
Lara: What??
Natla: What happens?
Lara: I have lactose intolerance

DamianGraham
23rd Mar 2010, 21:33
Lara: "NOBODY MOVE!! I dropped a conctact"
Natla: "Big whoop Lara, I did too but you don't see ME freaking out"

DamianGraham
23rd Mar 2010, 21:41
Lara: "Kold... You were supposed to grab me! Did you not read the script??!!"
Kold: *offcamera* "Oops my bad, can we reshoot?"
Natla: "Amateurs" V.V

DamianGraham
23rd Mar 2010, 21:44
Natla: "ooohhhh so very shiny"
Lara: "Don't stare at it! You'll be blinded!"
Natla: "Oh pish posh Lara REALLY I mean it's not THAT brig- MY EYES!!! I CAN'T SEE"

Danielsun_
23rd Mar 2010, 22:12
Edit as i have no ability to photoshop on this computer i will simply leave instructions xD

edit out the scion

insert

Natla 'is that the scion in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
Lara *:eek:*

Joana Croft
23rd Mar 2010, 22:27
Natla (to scion)-Scion, scion on my hand,who is the fairest on this land?
Scion - You, miss Natla
Lara - WHAT?!

Evan C.
24th Mar 2010, 00:15
My entry N° 4 :) (I think)

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9695/entry4.jpg (http://img163.imageshack.us/i/entry4.jpg/)

DamianGraham
24th Mar 2010, 02:36
Lara: "It was you, you were the queen of Atlantis I found this out when I alligned the Scion pieces together... it showed me everything! there was talking and falling and you getting frozen it was amazing!"
Natla: "Well duh Lara, I saw the entire cutscene sequence I already know what youre talking about!"

DamianGraham
24th Mar 2010, 02:38
Natla: "Lara, what is this scratch here on the Scion?"
Lara: *thinking* Crap she noticed!
Natla: Well?
Lara: A kitten scratched it?
Natla: T.T
Lara: "OH FINE! I dropped the thing, you happy?!"
Natla: "Was that so hard now?"

DamianGraham
24th Mar 2010, 02:44
Natla: "Lara, since we all know how this game ends, might as well hand this over to you now..."
Lara: *excitedly* "Really?! :D are you serious?!"
Natla: "Of course not fool, I intend to make you work your acrobatic buns off to get this baby."

tombfan
24th Mar 2010, 03:30
Natla: I found this brand new mp3 on the floor... it has some dirty things on it... is this yours Lara...?
Lara (freaking out): By dirty you mean... dust and fluff.... righhhhtt???
Natla: Yes, what else can it have...
Lara (embarrassed): Nothing.... nothing....

humph63
24th Mar 2010, 03:31
Lara: "What's my line again?"

humph63
24th Mar 2010, 03:32
Natla: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Lara: "Uh....?!?"

DamianGraham
24th Mar 2010, 03:40
Natla: "Lara... You are a child born from a unique bond by a certain atlantean god, and Richard James Croft..."
Lara: "You're my mother?!"
Natla: "No fool, I speak of Qualopec and your father.. it was a christmas dinner, and they had a little too much to drink, anyhow just thought i'd let you know"

humph63
24th Mar 2010, 03:41
Lara: "It's so bright! Where are my sunglasses when I need them?!"

humph63
24th Mar 2010, 03:46
Natla: "Look towards the light"
Lara (fighting within herself): No, I can't do it! It must have some kind of hypnotic powers or something...but it's so pretty! No, Lara, you can do this...don't look at it...

tombfan
24th Mar 2010, 03:46
Natla: Lara... what happend, you look awful!
Lara: Nothing... Nothing... Is just that I'm alergic to Scion things....
Natla: Ohhhhhhh.... *Slowly approaches to Lara*

humph63
24th Mar 2010, 03:47
Lara: "Uh, that's cool...But wait 'til you see my new iPad!"

needmorepillows
24th Mar 2010, 05:22
Natla: This ancient artifact is a "wheel".
Lara: HUH?!

bart84
24th Mar 2010, 05:35
The title is _ the fall _

http://www.iouppo.com/life/pic1/a6fb4099622181e30835265134bd381f.jpg (http://www.iouppo.com)


http://www.iouppo.com/life/pic1/a96beb578be2ad9af179fcbb39a493e4.jpg (http://www.iouppo.com)

Pierse : ))) is impossible that Lara can fall