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One of Seven
30th Nov 2009, 03:36
For those of you who don't know what a 3 word story is, it is a story created by each poster putting down 3 words (only in one post) to form sentences. Exampe: Me- Kane and Lynch
Next User- Were walking down
Next User- A dark alley
Next User- And saw a
ETC.
Now usually these topics fail really hard or turn out hilarious, so let's begin.
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Kane and Lynch

Kent-45
30th Nov 2009, 04:29
Stumbled on a

DrDoom
30th Nov 2009, 05:00
Box of Explosives

Dr Klowneus
30th Nov 2009, 06:04
somewhere in mexico

ohitspatty
30th Nov 2009, 06:21
on way to

Falkenwut
30th Nov 2009, 10:26
the7's little hacienda

Kent-45
30th Nov 2009, 14:42
but then Lynch

ohitspatty
30th Nov 2009, 15:58
spilled his pills

Kent-45
30th Nov 2009, 16:02
and Kane said

One of Seven
30th Nov 2009, 16:12
Look pills here

Kent-45
30th Nov 2009, 16:17
Suddenly a giant

Falkenwut
30th Nov 2009, 16:29
mexican chihuahua attacked

(lol this is sounding very funny)

Kent-45
30th Nov 2009, 16:31
expertly, Kane threw

Cmd_lupin
30th Nov 2009, 16:32
The innocent people

ps: maybe if things go well someone can later create a real book out of this.

One of Seven
30th Nov 2009, 16:39
At the beast

Kent-45
30th Nov 2009, 16:46
killing it. Lynch

Cmd_lupin
30th Nov 2009, 16:47
on the other

Kent-45
30th Nov 2009, 16:57
hand was trying

One of Seven
30th Nov 2009, 16:59
To remember what

GrievousOdyssey
30th Nov 2009, 17:28
Was for dinner ...

One of Seven
30th Nov 2009, 17:44
Kane and Lynch

Kent-45
30th Nov 2009, 17:45
highfived eachother, exclaiming

Falkenwut
30th Nov 2009, 20:11
We're ***ing awesome!

MaGNUs_^
30th Nov 2009, 21:05
Then Lynch remembered

Cmd_lupin
30th Nov 2009, 21:17
something was missing,

DrDoom
1st Dec 2009, 03:41
he had forgotten

S.T.A.L.K.E.R
1st Dec 2009, 04:36
he missed House


come on these guys have live too!:D

Falkenwut
1st Dec 2009, 12:41
the Television show

One of Seven
1st Dec 2009, 15:07
His favorite episode

Kent-45
1st Dec 2009, 15:11
that Kane had

One of Seven
1st Dec 2009, 15:13
Recorded on DVR

Cmd_lupin
1st Dec 2009, 17:00
to watch later

Kent-45
1st Dec 2009, 18:04
but Kane missed

Falkenwut
1st Dec 2009, 22:45
to press the

S.T.A.L.K.E.R
1st Dec 2009, 22:45
Daylight saving time

Falkenwut
1st Dec 2009, 22:46
button on the

One of Seven
2nd Dec 2009, 17:16
DVR's settings, deleting

Bevacur
2nd Dec 2009, 18:04
his porn collection

MaGNUs_^
2nd Dec 2009, 18:17
That he had

Kent-45
2nd Dec 2009, 19:05
wanted desperately to

Falkenwut
2nd Dec 2009, 21:48
sell on ebay

Bevacur
2nd Dec 2009, 21:56
because he liked

Cmd_lupin
2nd Dec 2009, 22:03
the money more

One of Seven
3rd Dec 2009, 01:06
Than the honeys.

Kent-45
3rd Dec 2009, 03:10
because the honeys

One of Seven
3rd Dec 2009, 15:45
Always try to

Cmd_lupin
3rd Dec 2009, 19:17
attack Lynch's pills

One of Seven
4th Dec 2009, 01:06
Kane and Lynch

Kent-45
4th Dec 2009, 15:11
got on a

Bevacur
4th Dec 2009, 15:16
massive bananna boat

Kent-45
4th Dec 2009, 15:52
heading toward the

GrievousOdyssey
4th Dec 2009, 17:17
underground parking lot ...

One of Seven
4th Dec 2009, 17:47
Suddenly, a naked

Kent-45
4th Dec 2009, 18:15
hobo named Steve

One of Seven
4th Dec 2009, 20:48
Viciously attacked Kane

MaGNUs_^
4th Dec 2009, 20:57
then lynch came

Bevacur
4th Dec 2009, 22:03
and beat him

MaGNUs_^
4th Dec 2009, 22:14
with a servingtray

Kent-45
5th Dec 2009, 18:20
Kane grabbed a

Cmd_lupin
5th Dec 2009, 18:38
pair of socks

Kent-45
5th Dec 2009, 18:59
,screaming "I WILL

MaGNUs_^
5th Dec 2009, 23:24
Make you smell

Dr Klowneus
6th Dec 2009, 00:23
my dirty socks

Falkenwut
6th Dec 2009, 00:32
" Grabbing the hobo

MaGNUs_^
6th Dec 2009, 01:03
and put his

Cmd_lupin
6th Dec 2009, 12:59
head in the

MaGNUs_^
6th Dec 2009, 15:43
toilet and pressed

One of Seven
6th Dec 2009, 18:59
The flush lever

Kent-45
6th Dec 2009, 19:33
, screaming "You're gonna

MaGNUs_^
6th Dec 2009, 19:37
end up like

Kent-45
6th Dec 2009, 20:41
something that rhymes

One of Seven
7th Dec 2009, 01:28
with, with, MIMES!"

Kent-45
7th Dec 2009, 01:33
then Kane ripped

MaGNUs_^
7th Dec 2009, 14:50
off all his

Kent-45
7th Dec 2009, 15:32
clothes and said

Cmd_lupin
7th Dec 2009, 16:23
"They are here!

MARCOtheDUDE
7th Dec 2009, 17:43
So both men

Bevacur
7th Dec 2009, 18:49
grabbed two toys

GrievousOdyssey
7th Dec 2009, 18:55
made of silicone ...

chip5541
7th Dec 2009, 19:44
but they burst

Cmd_lupin
7th Dec 2009, 21:31
into schizophrenic flames

One of Seven
9th Dec 2009, 03:25
Setting the hobo

Son of Nerlin
9th Dec 2009, 08:18
on fire. Lynch

Bevacur
9th Dec 2009, 20:04
however swallowed a

Cmd_lupin
9th Dec 2009, 20:10
marshmallow, thinking it

Kent-45
9th Dec 2009, 20:47
was actually a

OMGmyFACE
10th Dec 2009, 00:47
swedish fish, but

vaspas803
10th Dec 2009, 19:10
Zoloft pills and

One of Seven
13th Dec 2009, 05:11
swedish fish, but

It was actually

Falkenwut
16th Dec 2009, 16:02
a viagra pill

BeardedHoplite
16th Dec 2009, 21:38
But it didn't

Falkenwut
16th Dec 2009, 21:42
Work, so he

BeardedHoplite
16th Dec 2009, 21:44
went into a

Bevacur
16th Dec 2009, 22:03
coma because he

JediMunchies
16th Dec 2009, 23:45
had Vodka earlier

Falkenwut
17th Dec 2009, 00:51
and overdosed on

Note: this is just dragging hehe

Bevacur
17th Dec 2009, 19:06
Calpol as he

RancidAluminium
17th Dec 2009, 21:09
jumped on top

BeardedHoplite
17th Dec 2009, 23:13
of a burning

Bevacur
17th Dec 2009, 23:21
teddy bear because

Arsh
17th Dec 2009, 23:31
teddy bear because

of his hatred

One of Seven
19th Dec 2009, 10:11
for the bear

BeardedHoplite
19th Dec 2009, 15:56
of the north

Bevacur
19th Dec 2009, 17:37
where unicorns talk

One of Seven
20th Dec 2009, 00:10
and hobbits dance

Lespectraal
20th Dec 2009, 12:51
to the music

One of Seven
20th Dec 2009, 13:00
Baltimora- Tarzan Boy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY

(Haha, someone please say Kane and Lynch)

BeardedHoplite
20th Dec 2009, 18:34
however the unicorns

TheMoD
20th Dec 2009, 19:37
did not like

Bevacur
20th Dec 2009, 21:07
smurfs as they

TheMoD
20th Dec 2009, 21:37
ate all their

I am kane
22nd Dec 2009, 03:40
so he pulled

One of Seven
22nd Dec 2009, 03:43
Okay guys we need a fresh start.
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Kane and Lynch

I am kane
22nd Dec 2009, 05:17
ok heres a fresh start. kane yelled so

One of Seven
22nd Dec 2009, 05:19
ok heres a fresh start. kane yelled so

(I already said Kane and Lynch)

TheMoD
22nd Dec 2009, 06:18
Decided to have

One of Seven
22nd Dec 2009, 08:42
Decided to have

some McDonalds, so

GrievousOdyssey
22nd Dec 2009, 11:06
Kane starts yelling ...

Helegad
22nd Dec 2009, 13:39
Feed me fatty!

One of Seven
22nd Dec 2009, 13:44
Lynch then grabbed

ohitspatty
22nd Dec 2009, 16:24
a big mac

Bevacur
22nd Dec 2009, 17:16
and choked on

ohitspatty
22nd Dec 2009, 17:29
freakin' sesame bun

GrievousOdyssey
29th Dec 2009, 19:18
*looks around , completely deserted room*
How did this happen ? this was The most successful topic that didn't involved Trailers or News discussion , and all of a sudden everyone just stopped posting ? ...
Back on topic ...

but suddenly , a ...

TheMoD
29th Dec 2009, 23:03
Jeff Gerstman appeared

Bevacur
29th Dec 2009, 23:35
and stroked Lynch

GrievousOdyssey
30th Dec 2009, 00:02
who starts complaining ...

One of Seven
30th Dec 2009, 00:08
About the review

TheMoD
30th Dec 2009, 00:13
and Jeff admits

GrievousOdyssey
30th Dec 2009, 00:19
that he had ...

One of Seven
30th Dec 2009, 15:21
not completed the

GrievousOdyssey
30th Dec 2009, 15:27
entire first season ...

One of Seven
30th Dec 2009, 15:37
Of House MD

GrievousOdyssey
30th Dec 2009, 15:39
Lynch , now horrified ...

One of Seven
30th Dec 2009, 15:41
Grabs a Mossberg

GrievousOdyssey
30th Dec 2009, 15:46
and shoved it ...

BeardedHoplite
1st Jan 2010, 00:53
deep in the

GrievousOdyssey
1st Jan 2010, 00:55
Big Mac's Meat ...

One of Seven
1st Jan 2010, 00:55
Kane then attacked

BeardedHoplite
1st Jan 2010, 00:57
A bad reviewer

GrievousOdyssey
1st Jan 2010, 00:59
And Showed Him ...

Jacksolsmith
1st Jan 2010, 01:01
Kyle Ward's script

GrievousOdyssey
1st Jan 2010, 01:03
Jeff then Cried ...

Jacksolsmith
3rd Jan 2010, 18:55
But It was too late

Bevacur
3rd Jan 2010, 19:55
so he sucked

One of Seven
3rd Jan 2010, 21:16
Lynch's shotgun barrel

GrievousOdyssey
6th Jan 2010, 13:21
but suddenly , King ...

Falkenwut
6th Jan 2010, 13:26
...Larry King starts

GrievousOdyssey
6th Jan 2010, 13:31
singing Amazing Grace ...

One of Seven
6th Jan 2010, 16:59
Kane throws his

Bevacur
6th Jan 2010, 18:09
socks at a

GrievousOdyssey
6th Jan 2010, 21:03
statue made of ...

Brackstone17
6th Jan 2010, 23:30
freeze dried liver.

Bevacur
6th Jan 2010, 23:52
Lynch however thought

Jacksolsmith
7th Jan 2010, 12:45
That Jeff was

Bevacur
7th Jan 2010, 13:35
a troll but

Jacksolsmith
7th Jan 2010, 17:52
he himself disliked

One of Seven
7th Jan 2010, 19:24
Jeff anyway, so

BeardedHoplite
12th Jan 2010, 00:11
They took Jeffy

One of Seven
26th Jan 2010, 01:31
out back and

MrScarface
29th Jan 2010, 13:45
Shot him in

TheMoD
29th Jan 2010, 14:22
the mouth but

JackGordon
29th Jan 2010, 15:01
aliens took over

MxOAgentJohnson
1st Feb 2010, 15:41
the planet, and

Bevacur
1st Feb 2010, 16:08
took Kane's nippletassle's

One of Seven
9th Feb 2010, 01:21
causing Kane to

FoolForALifetime
9th Feb 2010, 04:54
fling feces at

Bevacur
9th Feb 2010, 13:57
a little kitten

Bevacur
16th Mar 2010, 21:44
Since Nick suggested to try and keep ourselves amused, i thought i would bump this thread.

Bumpity bump.

BeardedHoplite
16th Mar 2010, 21:46
Who only smiled

GrievousOdyssey
16th Mar 2010, 21:50
like me ! suddenly ...

BeardedHoplite
16th Mar 2010, 21:52
Danes arrived sniffing

Bevacur
16th Mar 2010, 21:53
A dirty nappy

BeardedHoplite
16th Mar 2010, 21:53
which belonged to

GrievousOdyssey
16th Mar 2010, 22:01
mister Cheese junior ...

Bevacur
17th Mar 2010, 15:17
But he was

GrievousOdyssey
17th Mar 2010, 15:18
so damn silly ...

Bevacur
17th Mar 2010, 15:32
as he swallowed

One of Seven
17th Mar 2010, 15:33
Kane's push blade

RancidAluminium
2nd Apr 2010, 00:58
His arse exploded!

jeremythebug
2nd Apr 2010, 01:22
suddenly a suspicious...

JackGordon
2nd Apr 2010, 08:26
moustache grew from

chaoticd
2nd Apr 2010, 10:08
his girl friends

One of Seven
2nd Apr 2010, 13:50
chin. Kane attacked

Bevacur
2nd Apr 2010, 14:07
a little kitten

JackGordon
2nd Apr 2010, 20:49
and lost. So,

RancidAluminium
2nd Apr 2010, 21:47
He Found GOD

JackGordon
3rd Apr 2010, 03:19
hiding under his

Bevacur
3rd Apr 2010, 12:56
shoe, Kane was

One of Seven
3rd Apr 2010, 13:36
now Jewish. Lynch

BeardedHoplite
7th Apr 2010, 12:52
who had a

One of Seven
7th Apr 2010, 16:39
friend in Hezbollah

Brackstone17
7th Apr 2010, 19:58
who enjoyed eggos

SlashPrower
8th Apr 2010, 00:54
ate waffles, which

Jez
10th Apr 2010, 16:39
contradict the fate

One of Seven
11th Apr 2010, 14:28
of Muhammed. Kane

Forum N¡nja
11th Apr 2010, 18:14
released a powerful

One of Seven
12th Apr 2010, 12:26
Kamehameha at the

JackGordon
12th Apr 2010, 15:23
mall, where Shelly

Brackstone17
12th Apr 2010, 19:52
was buying shoes.

JackGordon
12th Apr 2010, 22:07
Thus annihilating all

Forum N¡nja
13th Apr 2010, 00:45
living creatures in

Brackstone17
13th Apr 2010, 20:21
the glorious Candyland,

One of Seven
13th Apr 2010, 20:54
including Shelly. Tharpa

Forum N¡nja
18th Apr 2010, 19:06
then quickly realized

JackGordon
18th Apr 2010, 21:07
that happy hour

One of Seven
18th Apr 2010, 21:55
was over. He

Forum N¡nja
21st Apr 2010, 20:24
then walked into

One of Seven
21st Apr 2010, 21:01
Dunk n' Donuts

Forum N¡nja
23rd Apr 2010, 22:11
and asked for

JackGordon
23rd Apr 2010, 23:17
Michael Jackson, but

Forum N¡nja
24th Apr 2010, 19:12
he got a

One of Seven
25th Apr 2010, 14:36
hobo named Steve.

Bevacur
25th Apr 2010, 19:14
Bevacur met Kane

Forum N¡nja
26th Apr 2010, 20:21
before he was

GrievousOdyssey
5th Jun 2010, 15:39
Resurected By Me ...

GrievousOdyssey
18th Jun 2010, 21:35
For like ... twice ? ...

GrievousOdyssey
8th Oct 2010, 15:17
. . .

Kane and Lynch stumbled on a box of explosives somewhere in mexico on way to the7's little hacienda, but then, Lynch spilled his pills and Kane said: "Look pills here!".
Suddenly a giant mexican chihuahua attacked.
Expertly, Kane threw the innocent people at the beast, killing it. Lynch on the other hand was trying to remember what was for dinner. Kane and Lynch highfived eachother, exclaiming "We're ***ing awesome!".
Then Lynch remembered something was missing, he had forgotten he missed House, the Television show. His favorite episode that Kane had recorded on DVR to watch later, but Kane missed to press the Daylight saving time button on the DVR's settings, deleting his porn collection that he had wanted desperately to sell on ebay, because he liked the money more than the honeys.

Because the honeys Always try to attack Lynch's pills.

. . .

Kane and Lynch got on a massive bananna boat heading toward the underground parking lot. Suddenly, a naked hobo named Steve viciously attacked Kane, then Lynch came and beat him with a servingtray. Kane grabbed a pair of socks ,screaming "I WILL Make you smell my dirty socks" grabbing the hobo and put his head in the toilet and pressed the flush lever, screaming "You're gonna end up like something that rhymes with, with, MIMES!".
Then Kane ripped off all his clothes and said "They are here!", so both men grabbed two toys made of silicone, but they burst into schizophrenic flames, setting the hobo on fire. Lynch however swallowed a marshmallow, thinking it was actually a swedish fish, but Zoloft pills and it was actually a viagra pill. But it didn't work.
So he went into a coma because he had Vodka earlier and overdosed on Calpol as he jumped on top of a burning teddy bear because of his hatred for the bear of the north where unicorns talk and hobbits dance to the music Baltimora- Tarzan Boy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY).

However the unicorns did not like smurfs as they ate all their so he pulled
One of Seven: Okay guys we need a fresh start. Kane and Lynch
I am kane: :cool: ok heres a fresh start. kane yelled so
One of Seven: (I already said Kane and Lynch)

Note: "had Vodka earlier" was JediMunchies' One and Only post in the eidos forum , his irreplacable contribution was of great value for this madness , and should not be ignored ...

. . .

Kane and Lynch decided to have some McDonalds, so Kane starts yelling "Feed me fatty!". Lynch then grabbed a big mac and choked on freakin' sesame bun
*a week later , looks around , completely deserted room*
Grievous: How did this happen ? this was The most successful topic that didn't involved Trailers or News discussion , and all of a sudden everyone just stopped posting ? ... Back on topic ...

But suddenly, a Jeff Gerstman appeared and stroked Lynch who starts complaining about the review, and Jeff admits that he had not completed the entire first season of House MD.
Lynch, now horrified grabs a Mossberg and shoved it deep in the Big Mac's Meat. Kane then attacked a bad reviewer and showed him Kyle Ward's script. Jeff then cried, but it was too late, so he sucked Lynch's shotgun barrel.
But suddenly, Larry King starts singing Amazing Grace. Kane throws his socks at a statue made of freeze dried liver. Lynch however thought that Jeff was a troll but he himself disliked Jeff anyway, so they took Jeffy out back and shot him in the mouth. But aliens took over the planet, and took Kane's nippletassle's causing Kane to fling feces at a little kitten

Note: the last few entries were spread about five days a week each ...
*about a month and a week after the last entry*
Bevacur: Since Nick suggested to try and keep ourselves amused, i thought i would bump this thread. Bumpity bump.

But aliens took over the planet, and took Kane's nippletassle's causing Kane to fling feces at a little kitten who only smiled like me! Suddenly, Danes arrived sniffing a dirty nappy which belonged to mister Cheese Junior. But he was so damn silly as he swallowed Kane's push blade his arse exploded!
Suddenly a suspicious moustache grew from his girl friends chin. Kane attacked a little kitten and lost. So, He Found GOD hiding under his shoe, Kane was now Jewish. Lynch who had a friend in Hezbollah who enjoyed eggos ate waffles, which contradict the fate of Muhammed. Kane released a powerful Kamehameha at the mall, where Shelly was buying shoes.
Thus annihilating all living creatures in the glorious Candyland, including Shelly. Tharpa then quickly realized that happy hour was over. He then walked into Dunk n' Donuts and asked for Michael Jackson, but he got a hobo named Steve.

Bevacur: Bevacur met Kane
Forum Ninja: before he was
*a month and a week later*
Grievous: Resurected By Me ...
*two weeks later*
Grievous: For like ... twice ? ...

. . .

*nearly four months later* ...

Grievous: So , who's going to buy the rights for the "Three Words Stories: Kane & Lynch Edition - The Movie" ? ...