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GrievousOdyssey
28th Sep 2009, 18:48
Yes ,we know jack sheeat of the game ,like i said before Dog Days might just be a Nintendogs with our duo psychopaths ,hell ,we don't even know if we'll get to play as Lynch and Kane or as some random FIB agent assigned to hunt em down...

But anywya ,since we've got nothing much to talk about (and we want to avoid madness) ,let's make a fake trophy/achievement list for Dog Days...
I'll start :

It's called "Lynch & Kane" - play the entire game as Lynch , with Kane as a sidekick
The holier than thou killer - killed seven enemies with a handgun when near death
Wrong Game - this isn't car jack city ,boy

Story Related ... (Includes Fake Spoilers !)

Burn , you infidel - threw Shelly's corpse into the fire
A mercenary of justice - accepted the deal with the government agents
A man chooses , a slave defies - everyone can be a hero
Bought a gun , started a war - organized a insurection against your captors
As world ends ... - unleashed the nukes and defyied the society that rejected you

Kent-45
30th Sep 2009, 05:04
"Sucker" - Unlock this achievement when you successfully pay for a Eidos/IO game at retail price.

sorry that was low. I'm an awful person. Seriously though, IOInteractive... give us KL2 info right now or I will murder a basket full of newborn baby kittens. Do you want that blood on your hands IOInteractive??? DO YOU??? STOP BEING SO ******* QUITE MR. SNUGGLES!!! THIS GOD DAMN GAS MASK IS SO HOT!!!! oh **** I was aiming for the leg...

GrievousOdyssey
30th Sep 2009, 12:49
Now i thought I was the pervert aiming for people's legs ...
Anywya ...

Believer - Congratulations , you're playing Dog Days in 2009 ! We told you it would be released this year ! ...
Grievous demanded it - Congratulations , you've unlocked the only the online trophy of this game , now go play multiplayer with ease ! ...
I hate skipping - Congratulations , you've watched every cutscene including our boring end credits without skipping ! ...

Seriously i was expecting a musical suite of Kyd's original score in the end credits (like in Silent Assassin and Freedom Fighter) or a new track never heard before (like in Codename 47) or hell , even a song wouldn't hurt (Blood Money kicked ass !) , but common , repeating "Kane's family portrait" for five minutes ? not even the "Training Ambiance" ? ...
At least the end credit wasn't like Contracts ...
Now that was a mess ...

...
What ? ...
What are you looking at ? Never seen someone ranting a game's end credits instead of its gameplay ?...

GrievousOdyssey
1st Oct 2009, 04:23
A couple of fake trophies i mentioned are actually references to the three 'viral' trailers for Dead Men ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUcjCryxslk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB3kNtGtRYU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCmJsPH-d0k

Truth be told i made the same references quite a few time already in this forum , so ...

Yeah i'm obviously talking to myself here since , well , this place is Quite EMPTY DUE TO A LACK OF OFFICIAL NEWS ...

Wish they would stop teasing us with twitter and just unveil the news out of the blue like in the good old days ...
Now they use twitter to announce that they plan to announce something soon ...
*implied facepalm*

Anywya ...
...
Yes YoungZer0 , i'm looking at you right now ...

Dr Klowneus
3rd Oct 2009, 04:07
How about
Cheap shot: shot four other players in the back at the spawn

Suit killer: kill a player who boosted into a suit

klOwned: Killed Doctor Klowneus online, lol- bring it on IO, i'm ready!

Dr Klowneus
3rd Oct 2009, 04:32
GBH - Greivous bodily harm - took out gnr greivous with a grenade, lmao

GrievousOdyssey
3rd Oct 2009, 09:20
I only DESERVE to get owned by a rocket launcher , not some puny grenade , i eat them like apples , lol ...

Bad Taste ~ You're playing a game that no one will probably like , you deserve to get recognised ! ...
Boxing with Lynch ~ Proof that you don't need to dress like a bat to punch out seven people in a row ...
Suit dudes > Space dudes ~ Unlock the special ability to use a chainsaw with one hand and a shotgun with another ...

Online Only ...
YOU FAIL ~ Loose deliberately like a noob when you have at least 2 million cash on you , repeat this a hundred times , but hey , at least you get the achievement ...

Story Related (with more fake spoilers !) ...
Gas Mask's Mad World ~ While having another hallucination , beat the pig headed scarecrow t'ill his face turns to dust ...
The Special Someone ~ Look at yourself into a mirror until this achievement pops up ...
The Killing Joke ~ Using your last breath before dying , make a joke and laugh with your brother in arm to death ...

Mercenary of The 7
3rd Oct 2009, 10:52
Sissy - Hijack a vehicle

Did That Seriously Just Happen?! - Kill a player with the puny little fart grenade (Fragile Alliance)

GrievousOdyssey
6th Oct 2009, 00:14
There has been blood ~ complete the game in Schizophrenic mode (hardest difficulty setting) ...

The Dog's Night ~ complete the game in Humane mode (normal difficulty setting) ...

No country for Dead Men ~ complete the game in Sissy mode (easiest difficulty setting) ...

Public Enemies ~ Killed every single NPC in a level featuring crowds of innocent pedestrians ... (Warning: whoever earns this trophy/achievement will be hated by all)

Skeletons in the closet ~ Found a guard in his underwears behing a not so locked door ...

Story Related (with , yes , you've guessed it , more fake spoilers !) ...

Citizen Lynch ~ Killed your wife , again ... (Warning: this section of the game is known to make you shed Manly Tears)

The Three Faces Of Adam , Marcus ~ Experienced , and survived all of Kane's nightmares ...

Smokin' Aces of Spades ~ Leave The7 to burn in Venezuela ...

Gaming Revolution ~ You know that guy you was suppose to protect in this escort mission ? blow his head off ...

GrievousOdyssey
9th Oct 2009, 14:22
What in the name of ... ~ found a copy of "Ken & Barby : Bride Games" in the dumpster in the porn shop ...

Dr Klowneus
4th Nov 2009, 03:03
Ok In Gta IV there is an acheivement called "Let sleeping Rockstars lie" The acheivement is unlocked for killing a rockstar developer online, once the acheivement is unlocked other players who kill you get the acheivement also, thus spreading virally, Can we get something like this for Dog Days "Let sleeping Hitmen lie" lol, i just wanna throw done on the games devs, wonder if i killed any of them in the first game, i have thousands of kills one of them is bound to work for IO

GrievousOdyssey
6th Nov 2009, 20:43
Man's Best Friend ~ execute the four legged creature ...

Internet Pwnage ~ Playing as Kane , find a video of you naked on youtube , and rate it one star ...

Internet Porn ~ Playing as Lynch , find a video of you naked on youtube , and rate it five stars ...

Special Suits Delivery ~ In the chinese restaurant , find the naked corpse of the chef and pick up the well folded black suit with red tie on the floor ...

Better Bronze than nothing ~ Win at least in third place in the Japanese Game Show ...

Arsh
7th Nov 2009, 03:43
"Every Dog Has His Day" - Finish Game on Normal

"Zed's Dead, Baby" - Escape the NSFW level alive

"Lynch's Ladder" - Survive without the pills

"Kane is Able" - Kill twenty enemies without taking a hit

GrievousOdyssey
18th Nov 2009, 15:15
Strike ! ~ Kill ten people with the same bowling ball ...

I like things Clean ~ Do not get a single bloodstain on your suit for One level ...

GrievousOdyssey
20th Nov 2009, 14:31
It's called "Lynch & Kane" ~ play the entire game as Lynch , with Kane as a sidekick ...

Hahahahaha ... oh man ... the irony ...
Turns out this might be true afterall ...

Falkenwut
20th Nov 2009, 16:47
"WE meet again" - Find agent 47 (easter egg achievment)

GrievousOdyssey
20th Nov 2009, 16:51
SPOILER !!! ...

Lol ...

Hey wait a second , this gives me a idea ...
*runs off to create new topic*

Cmd_lupin
20th Nov 2009, 18:54
Medical prescription - aquire some painkillers (or some other drug, from a local pharmacy). This raises a question: are lynch's drugs given to him automaticaly, or do we have to give them to him? When he starts to get paranoid.

Local cuisine - Eat [something not so eatable].

Falkenwut
20th Nov 2009, 20:03
Medical prescription - aquire some painkillers (or some other drug, from a local pharmacy). This raises a question: are lynch's drugs given to him automaticaly, or do we have to give them to him? When he starts to get paranoid.

Local cuisine - Eat [something not so eatable].

IN K&L 1 the medication for lynch was actually not shown. You only see uncontrollable moments and schizophrenic moments (pig heads). You only see him consume some in the beginning and after the bank heist.

As for Eating - :lol:

Cmd_lupin
20th Nov 2009, 21:17
IN K&L 1 the medication for lynch was actually not shown. You only see uncontrollable moments and schizophrenic moments (pig heads). You only see him consume some in the beginning and after the bank heist.

This should probably more adequate in the Q&A thread, I was asking it while refering to Dog Days.

Morphilms
14th Dec 2009, 14:51
Lots of fake spoilers are here... then again if it's fake does it count as a spoiler?

The A(K47)-Team = All your squad use an AK47 for the whole level

The Wild Geese = Escort a hosatge

The Dogs Of War = (Flashback) The7 take Venezuela

The Magnificent 7 = (Flashback) The7 take Venezuela without being downed

Man On Fire = Complete All flashback scenes

Soldier of Fortune = Complete a FA session as a merc

Ronin = Complete a FA session as the surviving member

My SWAG bag = Grab some loot in FA

Get to the chopper! - Is explanation needed?

Deadpool = Stayed idle while the mercs talked amongst themselves

GrievousOdyssey
14th Dec 2009, 16:52
That's very professional list you got there , sir ...
And worthy of rebooting this marvellous topic ...
Now my turn to mess it up again ...
With even more spoilers ! ...

I'm a murderer , not a psychopath ~ extract justice by killing John Doe , the sick bastard who wanted to rape you ...

What's in the box ? ~ assassinate a target with a special bomb delivery ...

The Fourty Se7en Dearly Departed ~ kill fourty seven people with fourty seven different methods ...

No Heaven ~ complete Act I , " Things aren't so different here " ...

No Hell ~ complete Act II , " I AM the special someone " ...

Only Hope ~ complete Act III , " Brothers in pain " ...

There's a girl ~ just don't skip the end credits and you'll get the final ending , easy ...

The Wind and the Lion ~ finish a Fragile Alliance match as a mercenary with another player as a member of the law ...

The Civilised Bunch ~ suit up , like the good old days ...

Morphilms
14th Dec 2009, 22:01
47 different methods! We have been watching the Saw series a bit, haven't we :) Even on Hitman I hated that, keeping count of them all.

I was aiming for her legs!(Yokos Revenge) = Kill Lynchs GF

YouNoob = Get a FA kill with a grenade launcher and upload it to Eidos' server

I'm takin' you down brother = Kill a merc as a cop in FA and don't take his money

GrievousOdyssey
14th Dec 2009, 22:31
Lol , killing Lynch's girlfriend must be a secret achievement ...
And here's some more ...

The Honorable Ways ~ kill a traitor with a headshot using a handgun ...

Fist-gun ~ complete a chapter using only melee kills ...

Bye Bye Scarecrow ~ survive all the hallucinations ... for now ...

I just wanted the trophy/achievement ~ look at your watch at 0047 hour , for no reason apart this reward ...

Far Cry ~ put Kane on a plane to Africa and waved him goodbye at the airport ...

Morphilms
14th Dec 2009, 22:47
I just wanted the trophy/achievement ~ look at your watch at 0047 hour , for no reason apart this reward ...

Far Cry ~ put Kane on a plane to Africa and waved him goodbye at the airport ...


I like those two

Feed 'em fighters = Lynch beats a Yakuza crime lord

I'm bleeding, making me the victor = Survived a downed but not dead

You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business = Have another Exchange!

I promised I'd kill you last = I lied!

ohitspatty
15th Dec 2009, 04:28
A few for fun:

I'm listening to no one, Kane = As Kane, try to command Lynch.
We're here for the bank's money, not your money = Complete new "Withdrawal" level without killing any civilians or stealing their money.
Mr. Orange = Reach certain time limit playing as a traitor.
Mr. Blue = Reach certain time limit playing as a cop.
Mr. White = Reach certain time limit playing as a merc.

Story-related:
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy? Show mercy for the Yakuza boss.
Or are you gonna bite? Beat Yakuza boss to death.

GrievousOdyssey
15th Dec 2009, 18:35
You only Reunite twice ~ survive the ambush at the construction ruins ...

It never was for the money ~ after killing the drug lord on the roof of his skyscraper mansion , take his unique sawn off shotgun , and shoot his corpse off the building ...

We're only human ~ during the bank robbery , choose to purposely shoot all the hostages ...

Never Waste ~ finish your noodles before all hell breaks loose ...

Fine Cuisine ~ at your safehouse , make your special noodles for you and Kane ...

We ain't professional Hitmens ~ complete the entire game without taking a single hostage ...

But we ain't some dumb amateur either ~ complete the entire game without dual wielding submachine guns ...

We're Human Beings , not space rangers with outrageous armors ~ complete the entire game by always sticking to cover when being shot at ...

Why not ? ~ give your girlfriend one last hug before going on your suicidal mission ...

BeardedHoplite
16th Dec 2009, 02:44
First Post!

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Acid_Burn
16th Dec 2009, 10:27
Welcome, BeardedHoplite.

I love the third :D But the last scares me. The doctor looks like proctologist.

Falkenwut
17th Dec 2009, 01:47
hmmm.... Got an idea from the latest trailer
Achievment:
"The Wrath of Poseidon"
Find a bathroom and pee....

Kman172
17th Dec 2009, 03:19
"I was aiming for their legs...."- Playing as Lynch, get 25 headshots using the Sniper Rifle.

Dog Day Afternoon- Complete the game on Normal.

Fear and loathing in Shanghai- Complete the game on Hard.

Who let the dogs out?- Complete the game on Easy. (silly name I know :D)

Once a traitor, always a traitor.- Leave The7 behind and run with it all.

Rick, have you ever heard the expression "The customer is always right"?- Kill all employees at the Burger Shack.

Just like Robert Ford- Kill a fellow Merc while he's collecting cash via a shot to the back of the head.

BFG 2.0- Find the Ultimate Weapon, the "Kitten Carbine".

BeardedHoplite
17th Dec 2009, 23:19
Reservoir Dogs- Complete a mission in Co-op

GrievousOdyssey
18th Dec 2009, 13:15
No pictures this time around ? ...

Mercenary of The7
18th Dec 2009, 14:04
This Is What Greed Is Made Of - Escape as a traitor while your entire team is dead (Fragile Alliance).

GrievousOdyssey
18th Dec 2009, 14:25
This Is What Greed Is Made Of - Escape as a traitor while your entire team is dead (Fragile Alliance).

Awe man , those multiplayer trophies are gonna wreak havoc during the matches , people will start betraying everyone just for a few gamerscore points ...
How ironic ...

Mercenary of The7
18th Dec 2009, 15:27
Awe man , those multiplayer trophies are gonna wreak havoc during the matches , people will start betraying everyone just for a few gamerscore points ...
How ironic ...

Haha... Yeah. The title really suits the achievement, eh? :D

GrievousOdyssey
18th Dec 2009, 15:55
It sure does ...
Anywya ...

NOT a Conversationalist ~ didn't answer to Xiu once for the entire game , you lazy bastard ...

You CAN handle the truth ~ confessed your true history to Xiu ...

One dollar , One trophy/achievement ~ that's all money is good for in a game ...

WTF *Nuclear Explosion* ~ gave the wrong briefcase at the exchange ...

Rain Runners ~ walk or run under the rain while listening to Vangelis ... for no reason ...

Kanemobile ~ unlock the Dump Truck in the Kart racing game at the arcade room ...

It Burns ! ~ used the hot coffee as a blunt instrument against the gangsta wanabes during the bar brawl ...

Educating Yourself , Right ? ~ find a underage kid hiding under a box in the porn studio film set ...

Don't think i'm not trying to kill you ~ bought Kane a whole box of cigarette for his birthday ...

Young at heart ~ played footsie with Xiu during the dinner ...

This ain't the Ballad of Gay Dogs ! ~ mistaken Kane's leg for Xiu's during the footsie minigame ...

BeardedHoplite
18th Dec 2009, 21:17
No pictures this time around ? ...

Nah being lazy, but...


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GrievousOdyssey
18th Dec 2009, 23:29
Hehe , nice to see that Kane is the girl , lol ...

Anywya i just started replaying Dead Men on co-op again , god , it was still as Marvelous as my first playthrough ...

Done chating now ? ~ had enough conversations with Kane with the new talk button ...

I'll carry her ~ take care of Xiu ...

We all miss the eighties ~ stayed idle long enough on the dance floor to make you start dancing ...

Just a witness ~ survive the first shootouts without killing anyone by yourself ...

Training a Old Dog ~ teached Kane how to behave like a normal person once more ...

Schizophrenic Conversations ~ talked to the dead , and learned enough about your true intentions ...

If you can't jack it , blow it ~ put the stationed vehicles into good use by blowing them up with a sufficient amount of foes surrounding the blast radius ...

GrievousOdyssey
22nd Dec 2009, 11:53
Common brothers , be creative ! ...

Old School for Old Timers ~ beat Jeff's high score in the arcade room ...

Home , James ! ~ welcome back to america ...

Worst thing that could happen ~ struggle to not loose your memories after being shot in the head ...

Better than the fourth of july ~ fire the new rocket launcher for the first time and shoot down the helicopter over the dam ...

Made in China ~ found the action figurines of Solomon & Theodore ...

BeardedHoplite
18th Feb 2010, 01:44
Revived!

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I am kane
20th Feb 2010, 07:04
Misery loves company- beat the game on co-op

petersjov
20th Feb 2010, 10:57
Who needs bullet time - Shooting 7 enemies in 7 seconds.
Behind the devil - fired 665 shoots.
Bad decisions - getting shoot through destructiv cover 3 times in a row.
The rock - surviving attack chopters.
Follow the light - Roadie run into open gunfire, and survive.
Stay focused - Say no sex in the game.
Hitman - shooting somebody for money.
Down & out - Died 3 times, & quit the game.
Gears of war 2.5 - Moving behind cover to much.
Second gueesing - Kane & lynch shoot the same enemy, at the exact same time.

Anyway ... keep them funny, and make lots !! like every achievement is 1 point each .....

And stay away from .....you competed 1 chapther - 250 point ... BORING !!

Gamertag: The2ofus

Morphilms
20th Feb 2010, 19:16
I was trained by Avatar himself - Took one step forward in training mission = 1000g/Platinum Trophy
Have cigarettes, will travel - Kane stood idle
Have pills, will reluctantly travel - Lynch stood idle
Sepikoo(sp?) - Threw a poison blowfish at an enemy an killed him
James Seth Lynch is killing people with @Adam Marcus - Updated your Facebook status

GrievousOdyssey
16th Mar 2010, 22:10
The Next Big Thing (TM) ~ found the basement full of excited and hungry people at the internet café , and blow them all up ...

BeardedHoplite
16th Mar 2010, 22:30
Manhunt- Inflict 5000 stab wounds

Brackstone17
16th Mar 2010, 22:33
We will need a lot more hemp before we're through- Beat the game on the hardest difficulty using only pistols.

Bevacur
16th Mar 2010, 22:35
A Pile Of Giggles - Kill every civilian.

Fun Sponge - Stab every civilian.

GrievousOdyssey
16th Mar 2010, 22:44
Doggy Style ~ crawl on the floor for the first time ...
Negotiations Will Not Fail ~ kill forty seven surrendering enemies while taking another as a meat shield ...
Clothing for V.I.P ~ noticed someone familiar when buying your tuxedo at the store ...
Dead Ninjas ~ defeat the samurais in the woods ...
Dead Resting ~ get out of the mall before the music kills your sanity ...
Dead Thieves ~ dude is trying to steal your clothes ... seriously , shoot him ...
What Karma ? ~ do not even think of sparing anyone , ever ...

BeardedHoplite
17th Mar 2010, 03:02
Gypsy Davies with a blowtorch...- 90% of your total kills in a level using fire
Where'd my legs go?- Get gibbed!
Agent 94- Why? 'cause I get twice as many headshots (94 headshots)
Honor among thieves?-Become a traitor for the first time
Orange- Kill 50 thieves as an undercover cop
Blonde- Kill 150 civilians in Fragile Alliance
Pink-Be the only one that escapes a heist
White-Kill 8 cops in 5 seconds during a heist
Black-Get 1st place in a FA session 20 times
Dillinger ain't got **** on me- Steal 200,000,000 in FA heists (unlocks avatar award...gold balaclava)
Martydom-Kill a traitor with a well-timed grenade

GrievousOdyssey
17th Mar 2010, 13:45
Nice ... but didn't Pink got caught in the end as well ? ...

Oh and you forgot Brown ~ be the designated driver ...

Don't like working with Nelson ~ in Fragile Alliance , kill the trigger happy player that keeps shooting at civilians ...
Tanner lives ~ when you become the designated driver while playing as the undercover cop , drive the van to a swat ambush ...
Lynchy goes around the roses ~ during the quiet times , play the dance mini game with Xiu ...
Chinatown Wars ~ complete the on-rail section ...
Wild Wild East ~ find the colt revolvers ...

BeardedHoplite
17th Mar 2010, 22:34
didn't Pink got caught in the end as well ? ...

Actually its up for debate, as he can be seen running with the diamonds after the stand-off but his fate isn't told. I personally like to think someone got away.

Anyway...
I got blood in my eyes!-Get jam jared
Cameo-Kill all the hidden devs in Shanghai
Konigrattzer-Find all the Nazi stashes
No pay was as satisfying as my first...-Complete a FA match with some cash
I thought it was a cutscene!-Get run over by the car while chasing the hooker in the alley
Career officer-When playing as the undercover cop, silently betray a merc in 100% of the time in a session
Crooked cop- Betray the crew 20% or less during a session
Beat cop-Kill 150 mercs as a respawned policeman

dude63
17th Mar 2010, 23:05
Im gonna try to make this kinda funny yet serious...

Dig a deeper hole
Kill 20 Shanghai prostitues in a safe disposable manner

Full Throttle
Blow up/kill 10 bikers

Tactical opportunities
Shoot every hostage you encounter regardless of the outcome

Buzz kill
Shoot 20 enemies engaged in back alley suck fest

Fire in the hole!
Blow up 4 enemies with one fire estinguisher

GODZILLA!!!
Find and assassinate the godzilla toy

Hard Boiled
Kill 300 enemies

The White Feather or One shot, one kill
Kill 25 enemies with a sniper rifle

Pee shooter
Complete a level only using a pistol

Ruined Autopsy
Blast 50 enemies with a shotgun

Gun porn
Pick up and use every weapon in the game

A crippled friendship
Meet up with Kain

Seafood Distaster
Reach the restuarant...in your birthday suit

Driver from hell
Avoid flying car

Its raining bullets
Fire 30,000 rounds of ammunition

Agent 47 would be proud
Perform 5 stealth kills

Splinter Cell is my b!tch
Sucessfully complete a fragile alliance match without giving away your undercover status

A little less controversy
Ty dye the black bowling bowl red...

Bill gates jr
Collect 1,000,000,00 worth of money in fragile alliance

I'll ad more in aother post if I think of them.

GrievousOdyssey
18th Mar 2010, 18:13
Nice , very nice ...

The 40th Hour ~ blew up a entire skyscraper before the end of the second day ...
That still only counts as One ~ defeat the truck boss ...
Behemoths are my specialty ~ in co-op , have Kane defeat the truck boss single handedly ...
Tribute to Grievous ~ defeat the truck boss in hard mode by using only a pistol ... for no reason other than to add unnecessary challenge ...
Highway of the Lost ~ kill all bikers during the on-rail section on the highway ...
Sorry , this ain't Freedom Fighters 2 ~ unsuccessfully attempted to recruit mercenaries ...
I thought we were on a vacation ~ playing as Kane in co-op , act like a pacifist and don't shoot ...
Where's my goddamn gas mask ! ~ accidentally shoot Kane when covered in the smoke ...
Black man with make-up ? ~ discover Lynch's true color ...

GrievousOdyssey
20th Mar 2010, 12:16
Getting Nostalgic ~ took your sweet time to complete the Dead Men mini game in the arcade room ...
The horror , the horror ~ found the one and only Hidden Package in the entire game , it's a box full of sardines ...
Ultimate Showdown ~ both you a enemy gets into down but not dead mode at the same time ...
Oh so it was only available in Shanghai ~ in the record store , find the box full of copies Dead Men's official soundtrack ...

BeardedHoplite
21st Mar 2010, 17:41
Also from Denmark- Find the Dead Men moneyclip at the bottom of the sardine can

Bevacur
21st Mar 2010, 22:12
Would you like fries with that? - Completely destroy the fast food restaurant.

Boom goes the cannon - Kill a kitten with a cooked grenade.

BeardedHoplite
23rd Mar 2010, 02:55
Gypsy Davies with a blowtorch...- 90% of your total kills in a level using fire


Who can ever tell me what song that's from will get a prize

HINT: It's a Bob Dylan song

GrievousOdyssey
23rd Mar 2010, 17:04
In the Nick of time ~ stand under the lightpost in front of the sardine factory at exactly 00:47 , Nick@IO will show up out of nowhere and say hi , and you get a trophy / achievement , Marvelous isn't it ? ...

Bevacur
23rd Mar 2010, 18:05
Duh! - Do a GnrGrievous and swap a fully loaded gun for a empty gun and attempt to fire at an enemy.

GrievousOdyssey
23rd Mar 2010, 19:22
I would have thrown you out of the building if you didn't made me laugh ...

Ok now i stopped laughing ...

*throws Bevacur off the building* ...

Trophy Unlocked ! ...

Raining Men & Dogs ~ thrown fourty seven people off buildings ...

Bevacur
23rd Mar 2010, 20:03
Lol, you enjoy throwing me out of windows or buildings don't you? Is this some type of fetish?

GrievousOdyssey
23rd Mar 2010, 21:29
*kicks Bevacur out of building * ...

*without yelling anything about Sparta* ...

SlashPrower
28th Apr 2010, 22:07
This is old (the presence of gnrGrievous proves that) but it looked like fun, so I'll take a shot at it anyway.

Just Like Old Times: Screw up Kane's plans as Lynch

Seriously, Stop Doing That: Screw up Kane's plans as Lynch again

Worst Partner Ever: Screw up Kane's plans again

That Was Unexpected: Screw up Lynch's plans as Kane

Another One Bites The Dust: See Lynch's girlfriend die

Instant Revenge: Kill the people responsible for the death of Lynch's girlfriend

Blinded By Rage: Kill at least 5 innocent people in the general area after Lynch's girlfriend dies

This Isn't GTA: Hijack at least 3 cars

Made Of Iron: Get back up after being hit by the flying car

I Have These Blackouts Sometimes...: Find out that the cops you shot weren't really cops

Good Job, Stupid: Run into traffic and get hit by a car

Those Were My Only Pair: Kill the people torturing you after they break your sunglasses

Well, That Was Fun: Get some clothes after the torture sequence

Much Better: Find another pair of sunglasses as Lynch

With Friends Like These...: Shoot Kane as Lynch

...Who Needs Enemies?: Shoot Lynch as Kane

Bevacur
28th Apr 2010, 22:19
Just Like Old Times: Screw up Kane's plans as Lynch

Seriously, Stop Doing That: Screw up Kane's plans as Lynch again

Worst Partner Ever: Screw up Kane's plans again

That Was Unexpected: Screw up Lynch's plans as Kane



That made me lol, IO put these achievements in the game!

BeardedHoplite
29th Apr 2010, 00:11
A Gentle Breeze- Run fifty feet after being tortured
Strong Wind- Run half a mile after being tortures
Ok, Seriously, Your Junk Is Flapping In The Wind- Run a full mile after being tortured
Copenhagen Is That Way- Help the Danish tourist get out of the area
You're a Long Way From Home, Buddy- Kill the Danish Tourist for his clothes
And Each One, I've Never Seen Again- While playing with at least three friends, be the only one to escape
Put The Ball In The ****in' Hoop, Chief- Play and be terrible at basketball

GrievousOdyssey
5th Jun 2010, 13:39
Been wanting to do this ... ~ found Grievous and beat him sensless with your fists ...
... For a long time ~ after beating Grievous to death , reload last checkpoint , and this time shotgun propel him out of the window ...

GrievousOdyssey
5th Jun 2010, 23:03
Awe you gotta be kidding me ~ log onto Fragile Alliance's lobby room and see that no one is playing ...

Lag Frag ~ pretend to not be able to move in a begining of a Fragile Alliance round , then shoot your team mates ...

There there ~ you got killed in the first ten seconds of all eight rounds by your mean team mates , but here's a trophy to put a smile on your face ...

Blame the testers ~ you got left behind because for some reason you just couldn't enter the damn escape van ...

Being a hero in a bad man's game ~ for some weird reason you decided to act as a human shield for another mercenary when he's being shot by a traitor ...

I'm a keeper not a trader ~ you've being playing this game for Fourty Seven Years ! you must be a real fan ! ...

The Wild dysfunctional Bunch ~ one of the mercs got killed by the cops , the rest of the team decided to die alongside with him instead of escaping ...

My vengeance is incomplete ~ you failed to kill your traitor three times in a row ...

MY MONEY ~ for some really dumb reason you shot and destroyed the escape vehicule carrying all your team mates , loosing all the money , because you didn't know you actually get to share the money at the end of the round , you idiot ...

**** Karma ~ you completed the game making all kinds of choices , neither all good nor all evil , such is life ...

ohitspatty
6th Jun 2010, 00:18
I got one:

You can't touch this, gnrGrievous! - Unachievable trophy (PS3 Exclusive)

GrievousOdyssey
7th Jun 2010, 16:48
Welcome to Shanghai ~ now try not to die (obviously for completing the first chapter , just like the "Impact" achievement in Dead Men) ...

What Alliance ? ~ i'm really too old for this (completing first chapter on co-op , a follow up to the "Fragile Alliance" achievement in Dead Men) ...

Of dogs and men ~ press X next to the dead puppie after the shootout ...

I'm sorry my love ~ the dog days are over (complete campaign) ...

The cyclop sees nobody ~ so there wasn't a girl ? (complete campaign on co-op) ... (seriously though , keep the Twist Alive folks !) ...

No RPG WTF ?!? ~ you managed to shot down that pesky chopper anywya ...

Love for the Driver ~ defeat the truck boss without killing the driver ...

Tanner SUCKS , DAMN ~ feed the driver full of lead ...

Gordon's will ~ don't you dare even hurt a single dog ! ...

Glasses Madness ~ complete the 'buy new pair of glasses' mini game (it involves pushing people all over the place in the mall , pressing X to find Kane when he gets lost , it's awesome you'll love it) ...

Die Hard Fan Much ? ~ wear bandages instead of a new suit for the skyscraper battle ...

Interactive Drama ~ complete all torture/interrogation sequences by pressing all kinds of buttons randomly ...

Rampage Part I ~ How far will you go ...(In Dead Men we had "Revenge Part I" and etc) ...

Rampage Part II ~ to save the one you love ...

Rampage Part III ~ whoops , too late , now kill everyone ...

Rampage Part IV ~ now put yourself out of misery ...

JackGordon
7th Jun 2010, 17:01
Gordon's will ~ don't you dare even hurt a single dog ! ...
I'm honored :o

Glasses Madness ~ complete the 'buy new pair of glasses' mini game (it involves pushing people all over the place in the mall , pressing X to find Kane when he gets lost , it's awesome you'll love it) ...
:lol: Now where did I play that before?

SlashPrower
7th Jun 2010, 17:07
And everyone's going to spam the X button and make Lynch yell KAAAAAAANE over and over again, that'll be funny...

GrievousOdyssey
7th Jun 2010, 17:18
You get to find out what Kane was doing when you play on co-op ...
He's in a arcade room playing a game called Solomon & Theodore , the former is a history teacher sentenced to death for trying to flirt with his students , and the latter is a man with no memory whatsoever of his past , except that he liked cooking ... it's a contra style shooter that takes place in Los Angeles , Tokyo and Havana , it's so silly and inplausible it's awesome ...

I give it a Six out of Five ~ finish the arcade game Solomon & Theodore before Lynch looses patience and shoot the mall up ...

Morphilms
7th Jun 2010, 20:27
Flame grilled whopper! - Burn Xiu's kidnappers with your oven and grill combo that you bought second hand off the lovely chinese man down a back alley one night, because Xiu doesn't like all that microwavable stuff and wouldn't shut up about it an you know she's mad when she starts yelling in mandarin!

I'm lovin' it! - add a cheese slice on top of Xiu's kidnapper's face.

Boom, boom long time soldier boy - Blow up a whore/cat house as Kane

Had clothes, will travel - Escape the torture scene

Counter-Takeover - Become the head of the shanghai triads

Bionicicide
7th Jun 2010, 21:33
No multiplayer achievements! (First month will be bloated with achievement hunters boosting for points). I just want one for over-killing an attack dog, to spite PETA and anyone else who values animals over humans.

Hot Dog - Killed a dog via petrol can explosion.

GrievousOdyssey
7th Jun 2010, 21:50
Whoa ... that's heavy , man ...

Well at least it's not like if you're holding the dog hostage or anything ...

Bionicicide
7th Jun 2010, 21:54
You'd have to get on your knees to make a pincher a worthy meat shield... and then that perspective is getting into some fetish shi*t right there!

GrievousOdyssey
7th Jun 2010, 22:07
Alright that's enough dog entertainment for one day ...

Dog of war ~ you hate killing animal so much that you prefer watching the dog ripping your head off three times in a row ...

JackGordon
7th Jun 2010, 22:13
:rolleyes: How mature of you, Bionicide.

ohitspatty
8th Jun 2010, 00:10
Who Let the Dogs Out? - Free all the dogs from the back of Chinese restaurant.

SlashPrower
8th Jun 2010, 00:22
This Is Getting Old- Stop talking about dogs

One Got Stuck In The Cuckoo's Nest- Find out that most of what you just went through didn't happen and that Xiu never existed

BeardedHoplite
8th Jun 2010, 15:56
Wait, what?!- Discover that all the K&L games were just a bad dream of Retomoto's dog.

Outlaws to the End- Miss the last escape van and get gunned down by the police.

Hollowpoints to the Dome- Get 100 pistol headshots

She Better be Worth it- Go afther Xiu's kidnappers

We Could Have Been Anything We Wanted To Be- Make peace with the triads in the bar

You Give a Little Love...- Interrogate the kidnapper with the stove

...And it All Comes Back to You- Meet the guy whose face you've burnt off at the torture scene

Cyniad
8th Jun 2010, 16:10
Sunglasses? - Fail to kill 10 enemies with the propane tank.

GrievousOdyssey
9th Jun 2010, 20:07
Grievous stupidity ~ in the final decisive moment of the game , instead of shooting and killing the antagonnist before he detonates the nuclear bomb , you slap yourself in the face ...

A saboteur's pandemic ~ played a online match with any player who obtained the "Grievous stupidity" achievement / trophy , warning : you'll start slapping yourself in real life , causing you to loose all subsequent online matches ...

GrievousOdyssey
24th Jun 2010, 21:09
Bevacur's Masterpiece ~ killed all the forum users during the "Battle for Shanghai ... the one in China" ...

Most Satisfying Headshot Ever ~ blow Grievous' head up (his death animation will automatically switch to slow motion for dramatic purposes) ...

Kane & Grievous ~ unlock Grievous as a playable character (you have to find all the easter eggs in the game first) ...

Found It ! ~ found the definitive PC system requirement to run the computer game Solomon & Theodore 2 : Dumb Days ...

The Conspiracy Begins ... Once More ~ found out that Lynch was part of a failed clone project with the help of the girl who crawls through vents ...

Gordon gets a crowbar ~ bust Jack Gordon's head wide open with a crowbar before he forces a teenage girl into playing a part in his next Sick Flick ...

Payed the Intern ~ give some change to that poor man in the street in chapter V , he will save your life later by hacking through a security system's computer mainframe with his outstanding skills ...

Oh it's Patty ~ you bust into the wrong hotel room , and saw something you should never have saw ... Ever ...

All Roads leads to Greed ~ you've completed all Fragile Alliance maps as a traitor ...

A Old Dead Men Returns ~ when all seems lost , Tharpa comes to the rescue with a armada of helicopters , as he became the new ruler of Havana , he has all the money in the world ! ...

JackGordon
24th Jun 2010, 21:24
Tharpa
Is it Tharpa or Thapa?...

GrievousOdyssey
24th Jun 2010, 21:31
Indeed , i ask the same question myself ...
Apparently it is spelled Thapa ...
But why does everyone keep calling him Tharpa , then ? ...

Brackstone17
24th Jun 2010, 21:45
You spell it Thapa, but pronounce it Tharpa. I think it's a name from somewhere in India and the surrounding area. Besides, names don't always have to be pronounced the same way they are written, just look at Siobhan as a name.

JackGordon
24th Jun 2010, 21:47
names don't always have to be pronounced the same way they are written
Yes. We know. We were just wondering if it was a typo or something.

GrievousOdyssey
24th Jun 2010, 22:24
So was it a typo or is his name really spelled Thapa ? ...

*trying not to make my own head explode* ...

Brackstone17
24th Jun 2010, 22:44
It's probably spelled Thapa, as I said, it's an actual name in common usage. I don't think Tharpa is an actual name/word anyway.

GrievousOdyssey
24th Jun 2010, 23:02
as I said, it's an actual name in common usage.

R in Greed , not in Thapa ~ your old friend came to the rescue and saved the day ! ...

Rios
27th Jun 2010, 19:00
'Right in the ass' - Shoot 15 people, in the ass, in a row. :)

GrievousOdyssey
28th Jun 2010, 22:37
Pervet ~ you've spent forty seven minutes playing the NSFW level , you were obviously doing something else , weren't you ? ...

Morphilms
28th Jun 2010, 22:41
Your stealing your own **** - Grievous' pride was challenged!

GrievousOdyssey
28th Jun 2010, 22:42
Worst than Rape ~ you've been used by everyone , now you've got a big tattoo of the cone of shame on your forehead , deal with it ...

Morphilms
28th Jun 2010, 22:48
Damned If you do 2 - Create a fake trophy for K&L2
Damned if you don't 2 - Create a fake trophy on a different topic but someone else takes the credit on this one

SlashPrower
28th Jun 2010, 23:27
what is this i don't even- Find out that Thapa was the mastermind behind it all

Jerk, I was almost finished- Shoot Slash as she's writing fanfiction

BeardedHoplite
29th Jun 2010, 12:14
Thapa or Tharpa?-Debate Thapa (it is Thapa) to death over his name.

Ran With it All-Traitor and get away with EVERY scrap of money on an FA round

Prison Style- Use the shotgun's alternate execution......

My poweeeerrr-Knock Lynch's glasses off.

GrievousOdyssey
4th Jul 2010, 17:20
I was hoping that some of you 360 users might get a little bit more creative now that the Demo is out ! ...

BeardedHoplite
4th Jul 2010, 17:59
Man Bites Dog...- Get tortured
...Dog Bites Back- Kill your torturers
Unhinged Fan- Meet a long-haired man of many races
Copper Capper- Get 7 headshots with the police revolver
Happens to All Traitors Eventually- Kill a traitor as a cop
Down and Dead- Finish off 25 downed people (FA or Singleplayer)
Name's Lynch, James Lynch- Complete the mandatory stealth chapter as Lynch
Shaken, not Shot- Wound 10 people at once with one explosive canister
They're on the Ceiling!- Kill 4 people with one explosive canister

GrievousOdyssey
4th Jul 2010, 19:00
That's More Like It ...

Old timer ~ you failed to escape a Fragile Alliance round because you keep bumping on the escape van instead of entering from the back ...

This was not part of the deal ! ~ instead of unlocking Kane as a playable solo character , you unlock Grievous ...

Stuck in the sixties ~ left the screen idle long enough to see Lynch and Kane starts dancing ...

Why would i help You ? ~ stand by and watch another player being chewed alive by a dog ...

We all make mistakes , so what ? ~ you killed every member of your crew triying to find the Undercover Cop , the real snitch however was the One you failed to kill , and he kills you in the end , great job ...

BeardedHoplite
5th Jul 2010, 14:43
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves- Play a game with at least 3 friends
Bear Hug- Grab 5 traitors
Keyser- Reach the top FA rank
What am I, a clown?- Use the pink AK....

Morphilms
5th Jul 2010, 15:06
I was hoping that some of you 360 users might get a little bit more creative now that the Demo is out ! ...

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa - Point and laugh at the PS3 & PC *****es!

Sorry that was immature

Flame On! - Visit the demo forum after being away from the internet for a weekend

GrievousOdyssey
16th Jul 2010, 07:40
Well the game has gone gold and the real trophy / achievement list is bound to pop up on the internet in a couple of weeks ...

But what the heck ...

That wasn't suppose to happen ~ complete a Undercover Cop round with all the mercenaries escaping alive , including the UC ...

The Mark of Compromises ~ you played Arcade mode for a week straight , just so that you could get this trophy ...

The Gauntlet ~ complete the chapter where you had to drive a bus full of drunken tourists around Shanghai while being chased by the mob of cops and bikers ...

Because i know what you did ~ complete the game in the fastest time possible at forty seven seconds tops (simple , all you have to do is kill Kane as soon as the game begins , as it is He , the source of all your troubles in Shanghai , no Kane , no Dog Days , but you get trophy) ...

Did we had time for this ? ~ go to the theater and watch a full length movie instead of looking for Xiu ...

Dinner is Served ! ~ killed all the different dog species in the game , including that lil cute thing wagging his tail and smiling at you from the window ...

See ? Guns don't kill people ~ complete the revenge chapter using only the dogs to kill all your targets ...

Have we seen this before ? ~ all eight players in a Fragile Alliance round dies within five seconds as they all betray one another ... Only one player is allowed to survive , but he must get killed by the cops just before he escapes ...

Reservoir Fish ~ access the secret room in the game , the one guarded by a huge and near invincible Dog Boss ... the secret room contains a fish tank , and that's it ...

BeardedHoplite
20th Jul 2010, 02:03
Harry Turtle-doh!- Buy up one of his books, only to realize it is the first in a 12 part series

Lucky Dog- Escape on a van that is about to explode.

Who's Sun Zu now?- Complete a level with only Kane firing a shot

Head Apprentice- Get a headshot

Head Novice- get 7 headshots

Wait, haven't we used this before?- Get 47 headshots

Once a Frenchman, always a Frenchman- As Pierre, fire no shots and escape on the first van out in a FA round

She Better be Worth it, Lynch- Choose to save Xiu over Kane

I Guess you Really do Like Me- Save Kane over Xiu

Wow, Nice Choice- Choose option C and shoot Grevious in the kidney, freeing Xiu and Kane

LUCKYDOGSLEVIN
18th Aug 2010, 01:13
yawn....

KGBeast
18th Aug 2010, 01:56
Harry Turtle-doh!- Buy up one of his books, only to realize it is the first in a 12 part series

Lucky Dog- Escape on a van that is about to explode.

Who's Sun Zu now?- Complete a level with only Kane firing a shot

Head Apprentice- Get a headshot

Head Novice- get 7 headshots

Wait, haven't we used this before?- Get 47 headshots

Once a Frenchman, always a Frenchman- As Pierre, fire no shots and escape on the first van out in a FA round

She Better be Worth it, Lynch- Choose to save Xiu over Kane

I Guess you Really do Like Me- Save Kane over Xiu

Wow, Nice Choice- Choose option C and shoot Grevious in the kidney, freeing Xiu and Kane




Hey how about a spoiler tag? You just kind of spoiled the game for me, jerk.

JackGordon
18th Aug 2010, 06:36
Hey how about a spoiler tag? You just kind of spoiled the game for me, jerk.
FAKE trophy/achievements list...

Vulture
18th Aug 2010, 12:03
FAKE trophy/achievements list...

lol...

GrievousOdyssey
28th Aug 2010, 13:53
I think it was a joke ... ... ...

Please for the sake of mankind tell me it was joke ...